Li Mengchen is eating at a snack bar not far from the police station, she likes the lunch box of this snack bar very much, she used to think that the food here has the taste of her mother, but now she feels that the food here has the taste of "lewd-thief", since the lewd-thief is not there, and he can't eat the food he cooks, then she will eat the food here.

"Poof!" Li Mengchen spit the bones on the table, and then muttered in a very depressed whisper: "Damn lewd thief, I haven't come back for so long, wait until I come back to see how I clean you up!" After muttering, he continued to bury his head in eating.

A deep voice rang out: "Excuse me, can I sit here?"

"Go aside!" Li Mengchen said coldly without raising his head, looking too lazy to pay attention.

Every time she came here for dinner, someone always came over to talk and said if he could sit in the empty seat opposite her, which made Li Mengchen really depressed, there are so many empty seats next to her, why don't you sit here?

In Li Mengchen's opinion, these people are flies, flies that only come to annoy her when she is eating, which makes her have the urge to slap them to death.

As soon as the words fell, a boxed lunch fell on the empty spot in front of her, Li Mengchen's eyes widened, with a depressed expression, wondering if he had been too gentle recently, otherwise why would he have let him go to the side, and he would dare to put the boxed lunch in front of her?

Then her menacing head jerked up, and then, her eyes widened, and her mouth was just wide enough to fit a tennis ball, and she had an expression of incredulity.

"What's the matter, Sister Mengchen, don't you know me anymore?" Li Zedao looked at this stiff but still good-looking face with some amusement, and then sat down in the empty seat in front of her.

"Lewd-thief......" Li Mengchen whispered softly as his throat squirmed.

"Hmm......" Li Zedao responded with a look of enjoyment, being called like this by her, inexplicably having a feeling of beauty, and then the expression on his face froze slightly.

I saw Li Mengchen shake his head and close his eyes, rub his face wildly with his little hands, and said to himself: "It seems that I have been too tired lately, so I have such a hallucination in broad daylight...... Damn lewd thief, I'm going to go crazy if you don't come back, I always dream of you at night, and I hallucinate during the day...... Dead Adultery - Thief, Smelly Adultery - Thief...... I'll see how I clean you up when you get back......"

"......" Li Zedao was dumbfounded.

"Forget it, eat first, you haven't eaten yet. Li Mengchen said, leaving her hands off her face, then looked at Li Zedao, who was sitting in front of her and was looking at her dumbfounded, and said, "Okay, you can disappear......"

“...... How can you be so cute?" Li Zedao tugged at the corners of his mouth and groaned in his heart.

"Why haven't you disappeared yet?" Li Mengchen said with some confusion, and then looked at Li Zedao, his beautiful big eyes widened little by little again, and his slightly trembling fingers pointed at Li Zedao, and he suddenly stood up from his position, and shouted loudly, "Lewd-thief......"

"......" Li Zedao's face was black, Li Mengchen's voice had already attracted the attention of everyone who was eating in the snack bar, he already felt that there were many unkind eyes staring at him, Li Zedao knew that they were thinking about whether to save the beauty and beat him up as a "lewd thief".

"Is it really you?" Li Mengchen's voice trembled a little.

Li Zedao said with a crying smile on his face: "Sister Mengchen, who am I not?" I'm back." ”

Li Zedao originally wanted to surprise Li Mengchen, so he didn't tell her in advance that he had returned to Phoenix City, and secretly came to this snack bar, but Li Mengchen seemed to be frightened rather than surprised.

"Ah......" Li Mengchen suddenly shouted, which really startled Li Zedao, and also frightened those people around him who were paying close attention to Li Zedao and wanted to go over and beat him.

In the next second, Li Zedao only felt that his eyes flashed, Li Mengchen's body had already jumped up on the spot, and he instantly crossed the not too big dining table, and pounced on him like a hungry tiger pounced.

"Uh......" Before he had time to think about it, Li Zedao hurriedly stretched out his hands and tried to catch her.

"Bump!" There was a muffled sound, Li Mengchen's body had already hit Li Zedao's body heavily, and the simple plastic chair that Li Zedao sat on under his ass couldn't withstand Li Mengchen's heavy pressure at all, and then he only heard a series of not very beautiful sounds, the chair was already torn apart, and Li Zedao sat on the ground with a heavy ass, which made him grin in pain.

And Li Mengchen pressed heavily on him, staring at him with wide eyes.

After everyone saw this scene, they all had a dull expression.

They didn't expect that someone would dare to play the beautiful little policeman in uniform in public, otherwise how could the little policeman scold the other party as a "lewd thief"?

Too...... You have solved all the problems by yourself so violently, and you have made us who plan to be heroes to save beauty useless, where do you put us?

"Is it really you?" Li Mengchen said, the stunned look in his eyes turned into tenderness and surprise little by little.

"What do you say?" Li Zedao said with some tears and laughter.

"Does it hurt?"

"It hurts. Li Zedao looked aggrieved, he imagined that Li Mengchen's reaction would be very strong when he saw him, but he didn't expect it to be so strong.

"Oh, then I'm not dreaming. ”

"......" Li Zedao was already choked by Li Mengchen's words, at this time, you shouldn't say with a worried face, it really hurts, then I will help you rub it, it won't hurt......

", thief, I'll have to come to this place for dinner in the future. Li Mengchen's eyes were already full of tenderness, and he whispered at the moment, "And I wear a police uniform, so I have to maintain my image, so I have to wronged you." ”

"What grievances?" Li Zedao was a little dazed.

Li Mengchen smiled evilly, then raised his head suddenly, swept around, and then shouted to Li Zedao with an angry but righteous and awe-inspiring look: "Good you prostitute thief, you dare to flirt with beautiful women in public, disturb the peace, follow me back to the police station!"

"......" Li Zedao was dumbfounded, it turned out that the grievances Li Zedao said were such a thing, and then saw that Li Mengchen actually took out a handcuff and said, "Click!" and handcuffed his two hands.

"Good...... Well done......" someone shouted.

"Kill this dead prostitute-thief ......" Of course, it is just shouting, and its purpose is to show his face in front of Li Mengchen, a little police flower, and show his sense of justice.

Then there was a mountain of applause in the snack bar.

Li Mengchen ignored Li Zedao's resentful eyes, but stood up, and said to the proprietress on the side with a heroic look: "Auntie, I'm sorry, I broke your chair, how much, I'll pay for it." ”

"Oh, little girl, isn't it to look down on the aunt when you say that you are accompanied? It's just a broken chair, and besides, the police and the people do it, this is also what it should be, it should be. A flower bloomed on the face of the chubby proprietress and said, "Hurry up and arrest this 'lewd thief', don't delay your business...... You see, what a lewd young man, he still does such a thing, it really makes people want to vomit...... Fortunately, he is molesting you, a little girl, and if you flirt with my aunt, I will be frightened......"

"......" Li Zedao's face was full of black lines, his stomach was slightly twisted, and he thought to himself how blind my eyes would be to tease you?

Li Mengchen was also completely choked by the proprietress's words, smiled unnaturally at the moment, and then mentioned Li Zedao, who was very cooperative, in the applause and praise of everyone...... Oh yes, and the insults...... Of course, the main thing was to insult Li Zedao as a "lewd-thief", and quickly left the snack bar.

It wasn't until they walked far away that the two stopped, Li Mengchen looked at Li Zedao's aggrieved and resentful eyes, and then looked at the handcuffs in his hands.

"Poof!" She couldn't help laughing, it was so funny, it was so refreshing, the depressed and irritable mood of not seeing him for so many days but worrying about whether something would happen to him had completely disappeared without a trace.

She laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist while holding her stomach, her eyes were red, and tears were about to flow out, and then she hammered her pink fist on Li Zedao's chest, and this time the tears really came out.

"Dead - thief, stinky lewd - thief...... I haven't known a call for so long, do you know that I'm worried about you?" Li Mengchen said in a choked voice.

"Yes. Li Zedao said apologetically. It is precisely because he knows that when he was in the snack bar, he cooperated with Li Mengchen very well to act, just to make Li Mengchen smile.

"Dead thief, bastard......" Li Mengchen said angrily, his head buried in his chest.

"Yes, yes, I'm a. Li Zedao teased, "But I also have human rights, right? So shouldn't you open the handcuffs on my hands first? Besides, if others see the dignified police flower actually pounce on the suspect's arms and be cute......

"you, who is coquettish and cute in his arms?" Li Mengchen raised his head and glared at Li Zedao and said angrily, but he also opened the handcuffs in his hand according to his words, after all, the female policeman stayed with the handcuffed man, and her actions were so intimate, if someone secretly took a photo and posted it on the Internet, it might cause public opinion.