009. Super Duck!
"You're not...... What are you?"
The duck spread one of its wings, slapped it very its chest, and said proudly: "Tell me where I came from, I'm really afraid that I can scare you to death directly! Do you know what it is to Yuan Shixian?"
Although the boy is stupid, he still knows a little about these stories.
Legend has it that before ancient times, the world was confused, and there was no distinction between cold and warm day and night. In the midst of the chaos, a supreme immortal was born, whose name was Yuan Shi Xian.
Yuan Shixian couldn't bear the chaos of the world, so he used his great power to open up Hongmeng, and created this world world called "no name and no surname".
After the creation of the world, the Yuan Shi Immortal was deeply tired, so he entered the realm of the void to rest, and secretly watched the world he created, bless the world, and bless the people.
Seeing that the young man still had some understanding of the story of Yuan Shixian, the duck nodded with satisfaction. It wrapped its neck around it, flapped its wings on its chest, and said proudlyβ
"I'm not afraid to tell you. In fact...... I'm the Yuan Shi Immortal!"
"What?!"
"The first duck ever created!"
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In the alley, the breeze blows slowly. Blowing up the corners of the boy's clothes...... Blowing the duck's breast feathers too.
One man and one duck, four eyes began to stare at each other...... Oh no, this duck always pointed its head at the boy, so it was the three eyes looking at each other.
After glaring at each other like this, the young man scratched his head slightly in embarrassment and said, "Hmm...... Is that a really great thing?"
The duck folded its wings and seemed to be trying to show a very noble appearance. It coughed deliberately and said, "I want to create all things in the world when the Origin Great Immortal created it. For those dead things such as mountains, rivers, sun, and moon, it is extremely easy to create. But to create living beings, it is extremely difficult. β
"Therefore, before creating a thing, the Yuan Shi Daxian will first make a draft. Wait until the draft is finished, and then mass produce according to the draft. For example, you human beings, the Origin Immortal also first created two templates of the ancestor human beings, one male and one female, and then began to create the following human beings according to the template. All the ducks in this world, and all the descendants of the ducks, were created in batches by the Yuan Shi Immortal according to my drafts!
The boy lowered his head and glanced at the little baby girl in his arms again, making sure that she was still sleeping soundly. The situation seems to have finally gotten better.
At least today, this little girl can survive.
"Hmm...... Duck, you ......"
"My name is 'First Duck'. β
The duck corrected very seriouslyβ
"Please don't mess me up with those mortal ducks. My lifespan has been since the beginning of eternity. So, please call me 'the first duck'. β
The young man thought about it, looked at the high-spirited duck, and finally nodded solemnly: "So, the first duck, you must be remarkable if you have lived so long......, right?" I've heard that some older beasts can reach the point of transforming into human form after self-cultivation! You have lived for so long, you must be able to do it, right?"
The duck patted himself on the chest and said proudly, "Of course! It's just pediatrics." However, I don't want to be like you humans. My pride as a duck doesn't allow me to do that. β
The duck refused.
In this regard, the young man sighed and said helplessly: "Is it a pity...... I've heard that many monsters can transform into humans...... What did I kill three days ago...... What is the leader of the Jimi Sect, he has a fox demon beast, and that fox can be transformed into a great beauty. Well, it's really beautiful. β
The boy said very sincerely, it was really a look of genuinely praising the beauty of the demon beast. Seeing this, the duck retracted its neck with disdain and snorted.
"The beauty of the fox illusion, you can accept it. And what about the puppy transfiguration?"
The young man frowned and thought about it, and nodded very seriously: "Hmm...... As long as you look good and beautiful, I think everyone should be very acceptable, right?"
Duck: "I know a monster. She is the roundworm in the human belly, and she will also transform into a beautiful girl. Can you humans accept it?"
"Ah............h He noticed that the duck seemed to be very picky.
"Perhaps...... Right? As long as you're beautiful......
"I also have a friend who absorbs the essence of the sun and the moon and conceives the creation of heaven and earth. Now he is cultivating immortals in the Infinite Mountain. The transformed woman is boneless, the country is beautiful and fragrant, you normal human males will be completely attracted to her when they look at her, and go to the cave where she lives to linger and enjoy gluttonous food, and gradually lose their spirit before you know it. β
The young man was startled and hurriedly said, "Are they all sucked to death?!"
The duck shook his head: "No, I keep eating and pulling, and I am dead." β
Boy: "Uh...... What a miserable death......"
Duck: "Isn't it? And my husk friend is still male." He told me that when those humans slept with the beauties he transformed, it was really a monkey hurry~~~ But there was no way, after letting those humans vent once, they would eat more and pull more. β
The wooden boy pouted again and looked at the duck with an embarrassed expression.
And the duck also looked at the teenager with a straight face, with an attitude of "what do you want".
After a long time, the young man finally spoke: "Why can roundworms and feces shells be transformed into beauties?"
The duck looked disdainful: "Only foxes, snakes, puppies, dragons and other illusion beauties are allowed, and shells and roundworms are not allowed to cultivate immortals?"
Boy: ".................. Then, don't be a shell lang and transform into a human beauty, right?"
Duck: "Ah, I can't accept it, I can't accept it, then don't be tempted by beautiful women?" and then in the end, after knowing the original form, I felt uncomfortable and wanted to vomit. To put it bluntly, you humans are just a bunch of visual animals. If you think it's good-looking, you'll stutter desperately, thinking about how to have a relationship with a beautiful woman all day long, and if you're obscene, the beauty will take the initiative to come to the door. But the roundworm essence and the shell Lang Jing who came to the door were not satisfied. It is not enough to have a good species and a good bloodline, it is also necessary to have the right gender. Don't you human beings know that many of the most nourishing and chic creatures in this world are hermaphrodites? Could it be that in the eyes of you human beings, these life species that occupy the most in the entire nameless world are not qualified to transform into beautiful women? β