Chapter 741: Jokes
The chief of the guard saw that the old Taoist priest actually didn't answer his words, in his opinion, he was really bold, plus this old Taoist priest may have often cheated in Xiyang City before, and his reputation was not very good, this time when he saw that he actually dared to stop himself, his face couldn't help but change, his face was slightly angry, and he scolded:
"You old fellow dare to stop me from doing something? β
The old Taoist priest was not angry, and said with a smile:
"If you don't listen to Xiao Lao'er today, don't regret it. β
Yuan Ling'er on the side smiled at Zhou Huayu Lingzi and the two:
"Two brothers, let's go. β
The words fell, somehow broke free from the guard's hand, Zhou Hua knew that Yuan Ling'er was childlike and wanted to trick these guards, the two smiled, nodded, and then, the three of them suddenly disappeared, the guard who originally grabbed Yuan Ling'er's shirt lost Yuan Ling'er's trace, and his face was suddenly shocked, and the other guards were also stunned when they saw that Zhou Hua and the three of them suddenly lost their traces, but soon they thought of something, the old Taoist priest laughed and said:
"Xiao Lao'er said, if you don't listen to Xiao Lao'er, you will regret it. β
After that, he hurriedly began to clean up his mess, and then ran away, leaving a group of guards who were still in a daze, the head of the guard was the first to wake up, and he gave the guard who grabbed Yuan Ling'er's shirt a slap with a "snap", and scolded:
"It's your bad thing!"
After the words fell, he hurriedly chased after the direction in which the old Taoist priest left, and after walking for a while, he saw that the group of people behind him did not follow, and he couldn't help but be angry and turned around. shouted and scolded:
"What are you guys doing stupidly staying there, you pigs?
The other guards listened to the captain and chased after him with a bang. It is said that the three of Zhou Hua had arrived outside a restaurant on the side of a street more than ten miles away at this time. This restaurant is extraordinary just from the outside, and it can be described as splendid. The restaurant is written with the word "Drunken Immortal Building", and at first glance, this restaurant is a place where rich people can afford to spend, and you can see that everyone who goes in and out is dressed extraordinary, all of them are the kind of pot-bellied poop or extraordinary instruments, and people who wear silk and satin, and the people who come out are full of wine, their faces are ruddy, and some are drunk with a face. Some are drunk and walk staggeringly.
"Drunken Immortal Building?"
Yuan Ling'er laughed when she saw the name of the restaurant.
Yu Lingzi smiled:
"It's a bit similar to the young master's drunken god restaurant. β
Zhou Hua smiled slightly and said:
"Now that we've seen it, let's go in and have a look, and at the same time open up our appetite and taste the food here. When the words fell, he smiled again and said, "The old Taoist priest is about to follow." β
After speaking, he took the first step towards the Drunken Immortal Tower. Yu Lingzi and Yuan Ling'er did not lag behind and followed, and there was a shopkeeper on both sides of the restaurant gate to welcome customers, and they saw that the three Zhou Hua, who were not good-looking, did not look like rich masters. The two of them looked indifferent, and asked in a calm tone:
"Are the three guest officers dining or staying at the hotel?"
Yuan Ling'er smiled:
"If your food is delicious, we'll eat it first. If your home is comfortable, you can also stay for a night or two. β
The two shopkeepers listened to Yuan Ling'er's words. They glanced at each other, and one of them stretched out his hand. He made a gesture of please, and shouted:
"Three guest officers dine!"
When the words fell, he led the way on the side, Zhou Huayu Lingzi and the two did not speak, and followed the shopkeeper into the store, Yuan Ling'er walked behind Zhou Huayu Lingzi and the two, and asked quietly:
"Two elder brothers, why don't we go to the city lord first?"
Zhou Hua smiled and said softly:
"No hurry!"
Yu Lingzi smiled:
"You like to watch the excitement, and there will be excitement later!"
When Yuan Ling'er heard this, her face was happy, and then the three of them entered the restaurant with the shopkeeper, and the shopkeeper led the three of them to a position in the middle of the lobby, the position is not up or down, not in the middle, it is very common, and you can't see the street scene outside without the window, it seems that the shopkeeper is not optimistic about the three of Zhou Hua, and the robes worn by the three of Zhou Hua at this time are very ordinary, looking like ordinary people, without a trace of the momentum of dignitaries and nobles.
Zhou Hua and the three of them naturally saw what the shopkeeper meant, and they were not picky, so they sat down, Yuan Ling'er's expression moved, and he looked at the shopkeeper and asked with a smile:
"Little second brother, are you afraid that we won't have money?"
When the words fell, he said to himself again:
"But that's okay, I'll serve you the best food and wine in your shop first. β
The shopkeeper listened to Yuan Ling'er's words, he was slightly stunned, he looked at Yuan Ling'er, and said lukewarmly:
"If you don't have five hundred taels of silver, you can't enjoy the delicacies of our restaurant!"
After speaking, he didn't move and stood there, Zhou Hua and Yu Lingzi didn't speak with a smile on their faces, Yuan Ling'er listened to the words of the shopkeeper, his face changed greatly, he suddenly stood up, pretending to be angry and shouted:
"What do you mean? What do you mean? You mean we can't afford to eat the food here?"
Yuan Ling'er's words suddenly alarmed the guests in the entire hall, it was meal time at this time, the whole hall was full of guests, Yuan Ling'er snorted, so that the whole restaurant heard it, the shopkeeper standing at the counter saw that there were guests angry, he hurriedly trotted all the way over, he looked Zhou Hua and the three of them up and down, and his face did not show the slightest unhappiness, and then he glared at the shopkeeper with his eyes, and then bowed slightly to Zhou Hua and the three of them, and apologized:
"Please forgive the three guest officers, they are all little old men who have no way to discipline and offend the three guests. β
Yuan Ling'er glanced at Zhou Huayu Lingzi and the two, Zhou Huayu Lingzi and the two were expressionless, however, both of them had a hidden smile in their eyes, Yuan Ling'er looked at the shopkeeper, smiled, and said:
"Young Master Ben has never seen any strong winds and waves, there is a way that people can't look good, the sea can't fight, don't look at the clothes and think there is no money, this young master's ancestors have been officials in the court for ten generations, and the wealth in the family is inexhaustible, even if it is used for another ten generations, it can't be used up. β
After speaking, he squinted at the shopkeeper and the shopkeeper, Yuan Ling'er's words were very loud, the guests in the entire hall including the private room upstairs heard it, they all laughed as soon as they heard Yuan Ling'er's words, and some looked at Yuan Ling'er with suspicious eyes, Yuan Ling'er's words were a little unbelievable, if it was really as Yuan Ling'er said, he wouldn't be wearing coarse cloth clothes, and then look at his temperament rustic, how to look like a person who has lived a rich life since childhood, let alone a rich master.
Some guests figured this out, couldn't help laughing, and some even shook their heads, which meant that Yuan Ling'er was a big talker, and the shopkeeper listened to Yuan Ling'er's words, and did not show dissatisfaction, he nodded and said:
"The guest officer said yes, Xiao Lao'er immediately asked someone to bring wine and food. β
After speaking, he pushed the shopkeeper, and then left Zhou Hua's side, Yuan Ling'er saw that the shopkeeper and the shopkeeper were both gone, and scolded and shouted:
"The last thing that Young Master Ben lacks is silver, silver is a stone in the eyes of Young Master Ben, hmph!
Zhou Hua and Yu Lingzi tried their best to hold back their laughter, the two of them were expressionless, looking at the desktop with low eyebrows, Yuan Ling'er said:
"Two brothers, how did I perform?"
Zhou Hua said:
"Very good, it seems that I suffocated you in the young master's small world!"
Yu Lingzi smiled:
"But then again, it did add a lot of fun to us, but we won't have the money to pay for it later. β
Yuan Ling'er smiled:
"The old Taoist priest is coming, let him pay later. β
Zhou Hua smiled:
"It's okay, let him bleed!"
Yu Lingzi smiled and said:
The old Taoist priest didn't know where it came from, and he didn't know if he had silver taels on him. β
Zhou Hua glanced up at Yu Lingzi and said with a smile:
"A congenital master, in the secular world, can be regarded as a heavenly being, no matter how much he is, he has a little value. β
After a while, the wine and dishes were served, a table full, each dish looked like a full of color and fragrance, served with delicious food, the fragrance emitted was swallowing, this kind of dish can be regarded as the best dish in the secular world, no wonder the shopkeeper said that the best dishes in this restaurant need five hundred taels of silver for a table, five hundred taels of silver in the secular world of mortal families is a few years of income, some poor people may not have five hundred taels of silver income for ten years, it can be seen that the dishes of this drunken fairy building are indeed not ordinary expensive, its positioning is the special session of dignitariesγ
Yuan Ling'er saw the deliciousness, quickly picked up a jar of wine, opened the mud seal, and a refreshing aroma of wine suddenly wafted out, Zhou Hua and the three of them smelled the wine, their eyes suddenly lit up, and Yu Lingzi smiled:
"Although this wine is an ordinary wine, it has been aged for at least a hundred years. β
Zhou Hua smiled:
"It should be a hundred years, no wonder it is said that a table of wine and food costs five hundred taels of silver, and this jar of wine alone costs two or three hundred taels of silver. β
Yuan Ling'er immediately poured a glass of wine into the cup in front of the three of them, only to see that the wine was turquoise, a little viscous, like a jade liquid, just looking at its color is mouth-watering, Yuan Ling'er picked up the wine glass and smiled at Zhou Huayu Lingzi and the two, and said:
"It's relatively rare for this worldly wine to have this kind of heat. β
As soon as the words fell, he raised his head and drank it, his eyes were slightly confused, and he said:
"Well, it's really good, I'm about to give birth to an aura. β
Zhou Hua Yu Lingzi and the two also picked up the wine glass and drank it, sure enough, there was a faint and almost inaudible aura in this wine, if it was cellared for some more years, it would really become a spirit wine, Yu Lingzi smiled and said:
"This wine must have something aura in the cellar, and after a long time, it has been contaminated. β
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