Chapter 385: Subduing the Meridian Rat
Xie Gongbao listened to his words, and when he saw his color, he felt a chill in his vest: "Miss Shang, you're not joking, are you?"
Shang Jun raised his head: "Can this matter also be used as a joke!"
"This ...... This....... Xie Gongbao's tongue was stiff, he didn't know what to say, he couldn't have imagined that he was a prey that the girls hunted just now, this custom of climbing the stairs to snatch relatives was really unacceptable. Xie Gongbao spit out a few words, glanced at Shang Jun, and looked extremely embarrassed for a while: "If I knew this, I wouldn't live here, I'd better go down." ”
Shang Jun shouted and waited, and said, "What are you anxious about, you are still afraid that I will not be able to eat you." ”
Xie Gongbao smiled dryly: "You are wearing red and green, the scene is too big." ”
"I have repeatedly told you not to light the lamp, who asked you to light it!" Shang Jun raised his voice, her brows were furrowed and she couldn't see a little anger, she took out a glass bottle with fireflies from her arms and put it on the table, and then led to the stool next to her, and said: "What are you afraid of, just sit, I climbed up because I was afraid that you would be reckless and break the rules, but I didn't think about what to do, since you lit the acacia lantern tonight, you have to have a girl to spend the night with you, if you don't follow it, you will go downstairs, our village big and small, old and young, can not let you go." Yes, they can't beat you, but even death will not allow you to break the customs passed down from your ancestors. ”
Xie Gongbao wiped his sweat and said, "If you want me to sleep with you, it will definitely not work." ”
"Who wants to sleep with you! I only have Brother Yong in my heart, but not you!" When Shang Jun was stunned, his two hands kept tearing the corners of his clothes, paused, and said: "I'll sit here tonight to deal with the night, you either come over to sit or go to bed, but you can't go downstairs." ”
Xie Gongbao breathed a long sigh of relief and said with a smile: "Okay, as long as I don't sleep with you, just sit down." ”
When Shang Jun heard what he said, he felt quite miserable, and his luck in his hands tore the corners of his clothes.
Xie Gongbao came over and sat down, poured a glass of wine and handed it to Shang Jun, but Shang Jun was angry and refused to take it.
Xie Gongbao said: "This night is still very long, wine helps to talk, how can you not drink." ”
"I love to drink it yourself, I don't want to talk to you. Shang Jun lay on the table, buried his head tightly, neither moving nor speaking. In fact, she gave Xie Gongbao the sentence "as long as I don't sleep with you" hurt her self-esteem, she has never deliberately dressed herself, tonight in order to go to this balcony meeting, she also concentrated on smearing a little red and rubbing some powder, but she was so coldly treated.
Since Brother Yong lost her news, she really hasn't thought about remarrying.
But to say that she is not moved by Xie Gongbao is absolutely false.
Not to mention Xie Gongbao's dignified appearance, just saying that the cultivation that reaches the sky is enough to fascinate thousands of girls, and today is trapped in the rat's den, Xie Gongbao feeds the rat with his body to protect Shang Jun in danger, which is enough to make Shang Jun fall for it. That being said, she was used to living without a man, and that admiration was enough to drive her crazy, and she came over tonight with a simple idea and no thought of doing anything with it.
Xie Gongbao drank a pot of wine and patted her gently, but she couldn't wake up.
So he carried her to the bed, took off her shoes, and covered her with the quilt.
Then he wrung up a pot of wine, pushed open the window leaves, sat on the windowsill, and drank wine with his back against the window edge while looking at the hazy night scene. He thought, there are many fairy flowers and plants, strange birds and monsters here, and the girl must like it when she sees it. After taking a sip of wine, I thought to myself, tonight is so troublesome, the meridian rat is timid, I am afraid that it will not appear, so I will simply catch it at noon tomorrow while it is asleep.
The hazy day and the quiet night are the most likely to induce sleepiness.
I don't know when, Xie Gongbao fell asleep against the edge of the window.
He hadn't slept well for a few days and nights, and his ears were clean at night, and he didn't sleep well by drinking. When he woke up, it was still dark, but Shang Jun got up, she lit the two acacia lamps in the room, and sat at the table to face the Eight Desolation Qin. In the past, Shang Jun had always dressed as a girl, but at this time, she had her hair on top and was already dressed as a young woman.
Shang Jun noticed that Xie Gongbao had woken up, so he frowned and said: "I heard that every time the old demon of Heichuan returns to Zhongzhou, he has to go to a flower boat and listen to a girl play the piano.
Xie Gongbao turned over and got out of the window, walked to Shang Jun and sat down.
Then he bit his thumb and stared at her, the more he looked, the more strange he became.
Shang Jun's eyes raised slightly, and he met Xie Gongbao's gaze one after another: "What do I ask you to do, what do you think I do?"
Xie Gongbao said: "Why did you wake up and you changed? You are dressed very much like your grandmother." ”
"My grandmother, am I so old?" Shang Jun touched his cheeks, his mood was terrible, and he said coldly: "My old and old have nothing to do with you, it's already five watches, you don't want to stay with me, you can go downstairs." By the way, please subdue the demon rat as soon as possible and leave early, we are not a place for you to stay. ”
Xie Gongbao said angrily: "I really don't understand the girl's family's love to speculate, I mean you are very similar to your grandmother, and I didn't say that you are old, you are about the same age as me, where are you old." Besides, if you drive me downstairs now, where can I go?"
Shang Jun smiled at the corner of his mouth, secretly fragrant, but his speech still seemed to contain ice:
"Anyway, it's almost dawn, and you don't want to go downstairs, so sit down. ”
After speaking, he straightened his waist and stared at the Eight Desolation Qin, wanting to touch it but not daring to touch it.
Xie Gongbao saw the clue, grabbed the strings, and asked, "You want to listen to the music, do you?"
Shang Jun pondered for a moment and said, "If you want to be able to play, it doesn't hurt to listen to it." ”
"Okay, then I'll play the "Meditation Mantra" and pour out your anger. Xie Gongbao broke his fingers, put the piano in place, and said with a dry smile: "I haven't been learning for a long time, the timbre may not be good, if it doesn't sound good, don't laugh at me." Hooking the strings and about to play, he suddenly heard someone downstairs shouting him, Xie Gongbao got up and looked out the window, only to see that the person shouting downstairs was Lan Gong'e.
Shang Jun saw the situation clearly, took the Eight Desolation Qin and handed it to Xie Gongbao:
"Grandma shouted at this time that there must be something big for you, go down and take a look. ”
Xie Gongbao said yes, and the two jumped out of the window one after the other.
Downstairs, in addition to Lan Gong'e, there are only two old mothers with lanterns, from the head of the village to the end of the village, there is no autumn, and there is no half-figure. Lan Gong'e looked at Shang Jun, then at Xie Gongbao, and said with a smile: "My old man is afraid of disturbing this good thing, since you have become a good thing, then it is good." Xie Gongzi, no, look at me, I'm really old and confused, why do I still call you Gongzi at this time, cough cough, Gong Bao, you have to hurry to the dock, just now there was a message from Heichuan, saying that the Meridian Demon Rat had driven all the people who repaired the tower to the dock, saying that it was going to move and flee to other places. ”
Xie Gongbao was angry and funny: "If you can't beat it, you can move, it's really timid." ”
Shang Jun said: "Don't say so much, you go quickly, don't let it run." ”
Xie Gongbao promised to say hello, drove his feathers to the sky, and threw himself straight to the dock.
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The dock of Suspended Immortal Island is less than 100 meters from Kurokawa's residence.
Xie Gongbao flew in, soared into the air, and found that the dock was wide open, a large ship hovered above the dock, and under the boat was a group of rats escorting a group of people to slowly get on the boat. Kurokawa stood in the distance, as if he was standing by and watching, and as if he was helpless. - After a while, two dozen people came from the darkness with a huge stretcher, on which lay the meridian rat.
The meridian rat's head was wrapped in a white cloth, and it kept moaning strangely.
Xie Gongbao almost burst out laughing when he saw this situation, he thought that the meridian rat was only slightly injured, and it was not as serious as he imagined, why did he collapse on the stretcher and moan? Is this the so-called rat nature difficult to move, it is timid, afraid of pain and afraid of injury? He thinks that if this is the case, it will be easier to subdue the meridian rat, and it is better to be timid than bold.
When the stretcher was lifted to the side of the boat, Xie Gongbao swooped down from a high altitude.
Then he went to the stretcher and grabbed the meridian mouse's ear.
The meridian rat screamed miserably, its fat body fell off the stretcher, and when he saw that it was Xie Gongbao, his injury healed instantly, and he threw his head hard, and a piece of skin and flesh on his ear was immediately torn off by Xie Gongbao. The meridian rat didn't care about the pain, and jumped forward more than a dozen steps in a panic, then pricked his head and wanted to burrow into the ground.
This time, Xie Gongbao came prepared, how could he let it run away when he said it.
He moved quickly, grabbed the rat tail, and pulled it out stiffly.
Then, dancing the rat's tail, he threw the meridian rat into the air.
Finally, he jumped up, rode on the back of the rat at lightning speed, strangled the rat's neck, and shouted: "Still not convinced!"
The meridian rat has been in the world for I don't know how many years, how many times has it suffered such defeats, it has no intention of fighting, it just wants to go to the ground, but Xie Gongbao drove a neon coat and feathers, wrapped around its neck, so that it could not fly freely. In desperation, it could only leap left and right, trying to get out of the predicament, but unknowingly slipped into the barrier and flew into the Tower of Babel.
When he arrived at the Tower of Babel, Xie Gongbao immediately wrapped it and flew up.
But the meridian rat was too heavy for his wings to bear its weight.
So, he drew his sword and plunged it into the back of the meridian rat and shouted, "If you want to live, fly up for me!"
The meridian rat was in pain, and Angang screamed, flapping a pair of meat wings and flying up against the tower wall.
In fact, Xie Gong Baolai's Babel Tower wanted to leave with the meridian rat. Nowadays, the life of the meridian rat is in his hands, and it is almost impossible to escape, listening to Lan Gong'e say, when he arrives at the suspended fairy island, if no one sends him when he leaves, this tower is the only exit, so he feels that it is meaningless to stay here, so he simply rides the mouse back.
A man and a rat flew higher and higher, and the scene at the bottom of the tower became smaller and smaller.
Xie Gongbao seemed to see Shang Jun and the others looking up below.
It's a pity that they are too far away for him to see clearly, so he only shouts down:
"Miss Shang, I'm leaving, I'll see you again!"
Then he drove the wild and untamable meridian rat straight up.
The speed of the meridian rat's wings is comparable to that of his neon coat and feathers, and he doesn't know how long he has flew, penetrating the clouds, and still not being able to see the top of the tower. This tower really reaches the sky, and no matter how you fly, you can't fly to the end.