Chapter 111: How Many Monkeys? Four Monkeys!
Sun Wukong looked confused, and the six-eared macaque opened his mouth.
What's going on? Another monkey?
Wait, Bajie, can you use dim sum when you change?
Is there a monkey as fat as you?
Although Zhu Bajie will also change thirty-six times, and his strength has reached Da Luo Jinxian, after all, due to the limitation of his body type, the conjured Monkey King has a big belly and looks a lot fatter.
"Oh, two bold monsters, they dare to pretend to be my grandson and accept their lives!" Zhu Bajie shouted angrily, and the golden hoop rod changed by the nine-tooth nail rake of the acquired merit immortal treasure smashed towards one of the monkeys.
"I'm the real thing!"
"I am!"
The two monkeys also joined the band with iron rods.
Sha Wujing was dumbfounded, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "Second Senior Brother, are you really good at being so skin......ny?
"System, use actor cards, object Sha Wujing, as Monkey King!"
"Use the cultivation magnification card to amplify Sha Wujing's cultivation!"
Tang Seng directly bought two actor cards in the system mall.
Fortunately, the lucky value has risen to 200, and the cards given away can be bought in the system store.
"Isn't this an insult to my old grandson's name? monster, suffer death!" Sha Wujing shouted angrily, turned around and turned into Sun Wukong.
Tang Seng silently changed the demon scepter into a golden hoop stick and threw it at Sha Wujing.
Sun Wukong's teeth hurt even more now, and he came directly to the three monkeys?
The six-eared macaque looked confused, Tang Seng is sick, right? What are you playing!
Zhu Bajie: Hey, isn't the real Monkey King me? Damn, dare to pretend to be me!
"I'm the real thing!"
"They're all fake! I'm real!"
"Master, look at my grandson, do you remember anything? It was you who saved my grandson at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain. ”
"Master, be careful, they are all monsters! You believe me, I am the Monkey King!"
The four monkeys walked up to Tang Seng and spoke one after another.
"Amitabha, as a teacher, I can't see which of you is a real monkey and which one is a fake, so let's do it, the South China Sea Guanyin Bodhisattva has great powers, you go to the South China Sea to find him to distinguish. Tang Seng clasped his hands together and said with a smile. He looked very happy.
Hiss!
All four monkeys felt a bit of a toothache.
"Let's go, go find Guanyin!"
"Who's afraid of whom!
"Hmph, I'll go first!"
The four monkeys drove to the South China Sea one after another, asking why they didn't use somersault clouds...... Hehe, that has to be a pig and a savage!
Nanhai Putuo Mountain!
Guanyin sits on the lotus platform, and next to it is the dragon girl wooden fork black bear spirit (accepted by Guanyin as the general of the mountain) waiting.
"Amitabha, I just pinched my fingers, the people who learned the scriptures were blocked on the way, the evil demons invaded the right path, there was a real and false Wukong, the god of guarding the mountain, I went to meet the two outside the door. Guanyin said lightly.
"Obey!" As soon as the black bear spirit took two steps, he stared at the four monkeys flying in the sky and was dumbfounded: "Bodhisattva...... Bodhisattva...... It's coming, it's coming...... There are four monkeys! They're coming in!"
"Is it coming? Guanyin smiled faintly, "Aren't they just four monkey......s?" Wait, four monkeys?!"
Guanyin was stunned for a moment, isn't it right? Where did the four monkeys come from?
"Disciple meets the Bodhisattva!"
"I'm real, he's fake!"
"He's fake, I'm real!"
"You're fake, you're fake!"
Before Guanyin could come to his senses, four monkeys came in noisily.
"Wait, which of you is the real Goku?"
"I'm real! I'm real!"
"Bodhisattva, I'm the real one, they're all fake!"
"Bah, I'm real, I'm real!"
"Bodhisattva, let's see which of us is fake and who is real!"
The four monkeys quarreled.
Guanyin glanced at it, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching: "Bajie, are you sure that the monkey is so fat?"
A fat pig: @#$%
"Guanyin Bodhisattva, I asked him to change the eight precepts, please Guanyin Bodhisattva cast a spell to find out the fake monkey. Tang Seng followed from behind with a smile.
"Well, it's okay, Jin Cicada, you wait. Guanyin smiled faintly, this is a test of the deity? Isn't it just to tell which monkey is real and which is fake, this doesn't have a hand.
Wait a minute...... Something seems wrong......
"Hey, why are you here?"
Guanyin looked at Tang Seng with wide eyes.
The poor monk was afraid that something would happen to them on the road, so he came with him. Tang Seng said with a smile.
Hiss......
Isn't that the point? The point is how you got there?!
"Well, let me take a look. Guanyin said with a smile and began to pinch his right hand.
Pinching and pinching, the smile on Guanyin's face stiffened......
Nima, these four monkeys have exactly the same qi, and even the fat monkey that looks very fake at first glance is exactly the same as the real one, who can count this?!
Actor Card: Perfectly interpreted, replicating the air machine. I am him, he is me! He is too deep in the play, and he doesn't know that he is fake!
"I... Can't tell who's real. Guanyin said embarrassedly.
"Sun Wukong, when you were an official and worshiped Bi Ma Wen and made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, the gods in the sky recognized you, and the King of Tota had a demon mirror, so you should go to heaven to distinguish it!" Guanyin said.
"I'm the real thing!"
"I'm the real thing!"
The four monkeys couldn't hold back, and waved the golden hoop stick again to fight ping-pong.
Guan yin:???
Didn't you hear what I said?
Let you go to heaven and don't fight me!
"Wait, my Purple Bamboo Forest!" Guanyin shouted in panic.
I saw four monkeys hit the purple bamboo forest, and they knocked down a lot of purple bamboo in an instant.
It is said that the predecessor of this purple bamboo is the innate spiritual root pure bamboo, although over the years, the purple bamboo has faded and is no longer the original power, but after all, it is also an acquired spiritual root, and there are people who rob it in the Three Realms.
Four Wukongs and four golden hoop sticks ping-pong, and they knocked down a large piece in an instant, how can Guanyin not be heartbroken?
"Monkey, you go to heaven to fight!" Guanyin was so pained that he drew blood, and hurriedly released the coercion of the quasi-saint.
But these four monkeys are all at the level of Da Luo Jin Immortal, and they are fierce, where can they stop this coercion?
"We will be there wherever Master is!"
"Yes, that's right!"
The two monkeys said as they fought.
"Golden Cicada, take them away. Guanyin said with a dark face.
"Sister Guanyin, they are all demon monkeys, where can I move?" Tang Seng pouted and said: "What's more, I still have to set up a stall, and I will leave when I finish setting up a stall." ”
Guanyin: @#$%
He originally wanted to speak, but he thought of Tang Seng's lai pi appearance.
"What kind of stall do you have, how much does it cost? I'll buy it." Guanyin said with a stiff face.
"The latest model of Apple 12, 10,000 taels of gold. Tang Seng smiled and took out a brick road.
Guan yin:......
"I'll give it to you!"
......
"Let's go, I have the ability to go to heaven! Heaven will fight me to the death!"
"My grandson is real!"
"You're real, go to heaven!"
The four monkeys stopped and flew towards the Heavenly Palace.
Tang Seng, who had cheated Guanyin, followed with a smile.
In the purple bamboo forest, Guanyin looked at the collapsed purple bamboo and the two bamboo shoots on the ground, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching.