Jokes are the spice of life, a just right joke can make life colorful, and a slight smile can also make people feel good, but remember, jokes must be distinguished from people, distinguish the occasion, don't make jokes too much, don't make them inappropriate, I'm a ghost crazy, and the story I'm going to tell today is called "Jokes in the Hospital"!

Li Shi was a surgeon in a large hospital, and when he was about to go home after surgery on a critical patient that day, it was already more than ten o'clock in the evening, and many people in the hospital had already left work, and the noisy corridor suddenly became much quieter.

Li Shi came to the elevator and saw a nurse wearing a mask, Li Shi nodded to her politely, thinking that she hadn't gotten off work at this time, and it was estimated that she should stay on duty, it was indeed not easy for a girl to be a nurse.

The nurse also nodded politely to Li Shi, and then the two took the elevator downstairs together, there were only two of them in the elevator, and there was no conversation between them, and the elevator had fallen to the first floor in this quiet atmosphere, but the elevator did not stop when it reached the first floor, and it still went down.

Li Shi couldn't help but panic when he saw this, and wanted to press the button on the first floor again, but found that the buttons in the elevator had been blocked by the nurse with his body, and at this time the elevator had come to the third basement floor of the hospital, the elevator stopped and the door opened, and a little girl appeared at the elevator door, looked at the nurse and Li Shi lowered her head and prepared to go to the elevator.

Li Shi looked the little girl up and down, and suddenly his body flashed and blocked the elevator door, and at the same time pushed the little girl out very hard!

Regardless of how the nurse in the elevator reacted to her actions, Li Shi pulled her aside again and pressed the button to go to the first floor!

The elevator rose slowly, and the nurse asked Li Shi very puzzled, why didn't he let the little girl take the elevator up together, and he had to brutally push her out!

Worried that the nurse would continue to misunderstand and think of herself as a bad person, he explained to her: "The third basement floor is the morgue of our hospital, and the hospital has tied a red ribbon to the right hand of each corpse, and just now I saw that the same red ribbon was tied to the right hand of the little girl, and anything weird will happen in the hospital here, you must pay attention to it after you are a newcomer!"

The nurse was naturally very surprised when she heard this, but her courage was still relatively large, although her hands and feet had begun to tremble a little, but she fainted on the spot without listening to Li Shi's words, which was already a great existence.

The elevator quickly traveled to the first floor, and when she got out of the elevator, the nurse raised her wrist and asked Li Shi curiously, "Is this the red ribbon you are talking about?" Hearing this, Li Shi looked at the female nurse's wrist, and on her white wrist, there was a red ribbon that was exactly the same as that tied to the corpse!

Li Shi didn't have time to think about the conditions

Reflexively kicks the nurse into the elevator and presses a button on the outside of the elevator to close the elevator doors.

Out of the gate of the hospital, Li Shi ran directly to the parking lot, galloped all the way back to his home, and when he got home, he closed all the doors and windows in the house, and turned on all the lights in the room.

Because he couldn't wait for Li Shi to come back, his wife, who had fallen asleep early, was also woken up by his toss, and walked out of the bedroom in a daze, asking Li Shi what happened.

Li Shi told his wife about the horror he had just experienced in the hospital, and his wife was also frightened, and the two of them were still unable to sleep for a long time while lying on the bed in the middle of the night, and his wife also asked Li Shi fearfully, whether the two female ghosts would come to the house to trouble the two of them, and Li Shi, who was also frightened, was counted down and blamed her for not talking nonsense with a crow's mouth.

The two of them trembled and finally survived the whole night, because they did not rest well all night, the spirits of both of them were very sluggish, because the operation was done late last night, Li Shi could rest for half a day in the morning, and only went to work in the afternoon, and his wife was a housewife, and after getting married, she quit her job and became a good wife and mother at home, and their daughter went to boarding school and only came back once a week, so there were only Li Shi and the two of them at home on weekdays.

After a brief breakfast, to see that it was still early, the two decided to catch up on sleep and take a nap.

When I woke up, it was already more than two o'clock in the afternoon, Li Shi's mobile phone was about to be blown up, I don't know when he turned on mute, and now there are more than a dozen missed calls, all of which are from the leaders of the hospital.

Li Shi knew that this thing must be a big problem, so he quickly got up and cleaned up, and hurried to the hospital.

Just walked into the office before he had time to sit down and take a breath, he was asked by his colleagues to go to the leader's office for training, Li Shi resigned himself to the leader's office, and before the leader spoke, he first took the initiative to admit his mistake, saying that he should not be late, and explained that he was late for a reason, and he was too late and tired to go home from surgery last night.

When Li Shi finished speaking, he gasped and drank water, and then the dean said to him very unhappily: "I don't want to hold you accountable if you are late, but you explain to me, what happened to you hurting the new colleagues in the hospital?"

After being reprimanded by the dean for more than two hours, and apologizing to the two colleagues who were injured by his mistake with great sincerity, Li Shi was able to get out, it turned out that last night's incident was just a misunderstanding, those two were his new colleagues, because they were new and didn't know the rules of the hospital, they thought the red ribbon was very funny, so they tied one themselves, but they didn't expect to be treated as a female ghost by Li Shi.

What makes Li Shi even more angry is that as a person who deals with life and death all day long, he actually believes that there are ghosts in this world, and feels that this is the biggest shame of being a doctor!

A misunderstanding has brought him such a big trouble, the key is still bitter and can't say, Li Shi's heart is called a depression, after a whole day of work, this depression has not decreased, at this time his wife called, I was going to tell my wife about my grievances, but the other end of the phone kept coming from his wife's "Hey, hey" sound, as if she couldn't hear herself, after not being able to talk normally, his wife hung up the phone.

When Li Shi was about to call the phone back, he suddenly found that the elevator had stopped, the elevator door slowly opened, and a large group of people stood outside the door, and after a cursory look, there were at least twenty or thirty people, these people seemed to have just been fished out of the ice cave, and everyone exuded Sensen's cold air, especially with a red ribbon tied to their wrists!

"Ah~!" Li Shi woke up from the desk with a scream, startling the colleague who was about to wake him up, and after a long time of relief, he told Li Shi to hurry up and prepare for a patient who needed to start surgery immediately.

Li Shi raised his hand in response and wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead, and suddenly found that he didn't know when he had a red ribbon tied around his wrist!

Seeing the red ribbon, Li Shi screamed and fainted, and the two little nurses on the side hurriedly ran over when they saw this, looked at Li Shi who had fainted, and said hatefully: "It's strange if you bully us and don't scare you to death!"

After a long time, Li Shi still didn't wake up, and the two nurses couldn't help but panic, and hurriedly called someone to save Li Shi, but it was too late, and Li Shi was scared to death by the pranks of the two of them!

(End of chapter).

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