Chapter 350: Beating is kissing and scolding is love
In the early morning of the day, Zhen Hao woke up, tilted his head and looked at Niu Erhua, who had worked hard all night last night, and now there was still a deep exhaustion in the corner of his eyes, and his eyes were full of pity.
couldn't help but sigh, since you are so tired, why do you have to hold on, isn't it good to find someone else to share the workload for you?
If you're worried about his body, he's fine, he'll be able to stand it......
With some emotion, Zhen Hao quietly got up, dressed and washed, opened the door, hugged the sun, and was full of positive energy.
It's a pity that the Three Virgins didn't come to him until late at night last night, and I don't know if it was because of shyness, or if they didn't know the way.
"Huh~!"
A crispy and numb chirp sounded, Zhen Hao tilted his head to look, only to see that he sneaked into their room last night, and after being dressed by Niu Erhua, the little jade rabbit who kicked out was shrinking under the window and waking up quietly.
Opening his sleepy-eyed big eyes, Xiao Yutu saw Zhen Hao standing in front of him at first sight, rubbed his eyes, and after making sure that he was not dreaming, he cheered, got up quickly, and threw himself into Zhen Hao's arms, arching back and forth.
Zhen Hao was not polite, with a wave of his big hand, he pressed the little jade rabbit's head and rubbed it, kneading her head full of silver threads into a chicken nest.
The little rabbit was naturally reluctant, and glared at Zhen Hao with a complaining mouth, and then just shook his head, and the silver threads on his head were restored to suppleness.
"What brand of shampoo do you use, so smooth and soft?"
"What shampoo? I lick it myself. ”
Zhen Hao: "......"
After a moment of silence, Zhen Hao was speechless, wiped his hands on Xiao Yutu, gave up Xiao Yutu's silver hair, and turned to the pair of vertical rabbit ears on the top of her head, transforming them into various forms in her hands.
Yutu was not dissatisfied with this, hugged Zhen Hao's big waist, and buried his little head deep in Zhen Hao's arms.
"Brother Zhen Hao, did you beat Sister Erhua last night. ”
But in a moment, the little jade rabbit in Zhen Hao's arms suddenly spoke, and Zhen Hao was stunned when he came up.
"I didn't fight, who did you listen to?"
How dare he do it to Niu Erhua, Niu Erhua has always bullied him in every way, and he didn't dare to fight back, Niu Erhua is the real perpetrator.
"I didn't hear anyone say it, I heard it myself last night when I was lying in front of the window, and Sister Erhua screamed miserably. ”
Saying that, the little jade rabbit in Zhen Hao's arms began to sobble quietly: "If Brother Zhen Hao beat Sister Erhua last night because of me, Brother Zhen Hao begs you, don't beat Sister Erhua because of me~!"
What can he do about this, can he say that this is not fighting, this is love?
Zhen Hao touched the little jade rabbit's ear and forced a grin: "What, I have a good relationship with your sister Erhua, and I wasn't angry last night." ”
"I" beat "your sister Erhua", purely because "beating is kissing, scolding is love, not beating or scolding no one loves", I want to have a sister Erhua who doesn't beat you for three or five days, and she has to beat me in turn. ”
The crying little fox, after Zhen Hao's explanation, opened the door to the new world, and said "oh" in his mouth, but his big eyes gradually lit up.
Holding Zhen Hao's arm, Xiao Yutu looked up at Zhen Hao with an expectant expression: "Brother Zhen Hao, then you can beat me too, okay?" I don't expect you to beat me like Sister Erhua, I will be content to have half of her, okay~!"
What a humble love, those who see it are sad, those who hear it weep, but the parties present are speechless.
Seeing Zhen Hao's hesitation, the little rabbit's big eyes instantly filled with mist, and he looked at Zhen Hao with a blank look: "Brother Zhen Hao, don't you love the little rabbit~"
The milk voice is milky, Zhen Hao's heart is happy, but unfortunately, this kind of illegal ...... Anyway, a hundred-year-old rabbit is not considered a crime, right......
Shameless!
Zhen Hao spurned this black villain who had been bewitching him in his ears in his mind, and kicked and kicked him to kill him.
Outside the brain, once again eliminated a bad thought, Zhen Hao felt that his whole person had been sublimated, and his level of righteous vanguard had been further advanced!
With a gentle smile on his face, Zhen Hao smiled and touched the rabbit ears of the little jade rabbit: "Love, I definitely love it." ”
"Then you can beat me too~!"
"I'd love to grant you that wish, but ......"
Zhen Hao looked entangled and helpless: "But this "beating" belongs to your sister Erhua, if you want it, you have to ask her for it." ”
Speaking of Niu Erhua, Xiao Yutu's first thought is fierce, and the second thought is to retreat.
But looking at Brother Zhen Hao, who was full of kindness around him and made Rabbit can't help but want to get close, Little Jade Rabbit's big eyes gradually filled with determination.
"Brother Zhen Hao, I will definitely ask Sister Niu Erhua to agree to let you "beat" me, wait for my good news!!"
After that, Xiao Yutu brushed the rabbit ears on his head, cheered himself up, and rushed to Niu Erhua on the bed in the house with a look of unsuccessful success.
Zhen Hao beckoned to the Jade Rabbit with a smile, and then in order to cooperate with her "if you don't succeed, you will succeed", she took the door with her.
This place is not suitable for a long time, Zhen Hao trotted all the way and escaped from this place.
Five minutes later, there was a milky and heart-rending cry from the Yuelao Palace, faintly, as if someone was talking.
"I've heard a lot of new things these years, and it's the first time I've seen it, come, your sister Erhua is so satisfied and satisfying you!"
"Wow wow———— I don't want you to beat, I want my Zhen Hao's brother to beat, I don't want you to hit me, woo woo~ ~My ass hurts so much~!"
......
In the main hall of Yuelao Palace, hearing the conversation, Zhen Haoxiao's snot and tears flowed, rolling on the ground while holding his stomach, and vigorously slapping the floor of the hall, cracking the road.
Seven minutes later, the crying gradually weakened, eight minutes later, the crying disappeared completely, and ten minutes later, a terrifying roar resounded in all directions, and the frightened Zhen Hao and the one hundred and fifty Li family craftsmen shivered together.
"Zhen Hao, you bastard, that's how you teach your children? Look at the good things you have done!"
The voice went from far to near, and the words fell, and the angry Niu Erhua appeared in the main hall of the Yuelao Palace with the rabbit ears of the little jade rabbit.
The floor under his feet was trampled on by Niu Erhua in anger, step by step, and the roads around the footprints were cracked, like spider webs.
Xiao Yutu looked at this situation, her frightened little face turned pale, even if her ears really hurt, she didn't dare to shout vigorously, but there was a small voice without a sound.
"It hurts~it hurts~it hurts~!'s ears are going to fall off~!"
Seeing this, Zhen Hao's face changed greatly, and he hurriedly got up and was about to run away.
It is said to be a gesture, but in fact, to put it bluntly, it is a disguised strategy to admit defeat, obviously you are running fast enough, but you deliberately reduce the starting speed and acceleration, so that the slower girlfriend catches up with you.
Then she will have a sense of accomplishment because of this, and she can ...... when she catches you and beats you fat. More exciting!
Niu Erhua saw that Zhen Hao was going to escape, and he didn't pretend to put pressure on her, and the pink true qi flashed under her feet, ready to ...... at any time
"Brother Zhen Hao, run away! I'll stop Sister Erhua for you! Brother Zhen Hao, go quickly!"
Xiao Yutu's milk voice was milky, and he shouted three times quite heroically, and then he died with a generous face, hugged Niu Erhua's thigh, and the whole person hung up.
The script is unexpectedly spicy, do I run or not run now!
Zhen Hao looked entangled, hesitated for a moment, and began to trek through mountains and rivers three times in one step.
Behind him, Niu Erhua pulled for a long time, and he didn't pull the little rabbit off his legs, seeing that Zhen Hao had already started to run, he didn't care about the little jade rabbit anymore, and the pink true qi under his feet was urging, and he limped towards Zhen Hao.
Three minutes later, Zhen Hao's face was heavy, he had already underestimated Niu Erhua's pursuit speed as much as possible, but he didn't expect to overestimate it.
He is now in a situation where Niu Erhua can't catch up, but he can't keep up with the average speed, which is very embarrassing, what time is the head if it goes on like this.
What? Why don't you just stop and let Niu Erhua ram it?
Don't be funny, men are only defeated, and never admit defeat...... At most, just put some water.
It's just that the water he put is extremely unlevel, and it just drowned Niu Erhua's neck, and he can't drown, but he can't do anything.
Behind her, Niu Erhua's face became darker and darker, and her pink true qi wanted to blast out at the little jade rabbit on her leg several times, but after all, she was still a good girl with a soft heart, and she couldn't do it.
On his legs, the little jade rabbit was still crying, and roared at Zhen Hao's milky voice: "Brother Zhen Hao, run quickly, run faster, run faster, my ass hurts so much, woo woo woo ————"
Looking down, Niu Erhua changes her feet every time she runs, and Xiao Yutu's butt always has a close contact with the ground, which is obviously much more warped than just now.
Looking at Yutu's miserable and pitiful appearance, Niu Erhua couldn't help laughing even though her face was dark, and then she quickly tightened her mouth, didn't say a word, and chased after Zhen Hao with her head down.
Zhen Hao in front of him, hearing the milky voice of the little jade rabbit, his heart was happy, especially when he saw the little buttocks that were obviously much warped, and he couldn't help laughing out loud like Niu Erhua.
But when he saw that Niu Erhua's face was now as black as the bottom of the pot, he felt bad and was frightened.
I can't run anymore, if I continue to run like this, it won't take long, and tonight he will have to sleep at the door like Little Jade Rabbit.
Men can't bear the three things, one is to be told no, the second is that you really can't, and the third is that you have a home, a bed and a wife, the wife is in bed, but you are on the sofa.
When the sense of crisis comes, Zhen Hao's brain is running rapidly, and there is pressure to be motivated.
After three or five breaths, a flash of inspiration flashed in Zhen Hao's mind, and an excellent idea came to mind, the corners of his mouth rose, and his feet stumbled.
"Oops~!Something trips me!Oops~!I'm going to fall~!"
After that, Zhen Hao's feet were light, and the whole person volleyed three or five meters into the air, and Thomas spun 1,382.8 degrees, and then fell to the ground fiercely, and rolled out a long way.
With such a water release, Niu Erhua's face turned blue for a while, white for a while, and finally turned black.
His face was dark, his fists were clenched, and he limped towards Zhen Hao step by step, his face gradually becoming hideous.
Zhen Hao naturally couldn't admit defeat, his face was resolute, and his two arms crawled forward with great effort, still wanting to escape Niu Erhua's "pursuit".
This kind of noble quality of never giving up, you can lose, but never admit defeat, the one hundred and fifty Li family craftsmen in the audience on the side couldn't help but cheer for their fists, and said in unison that they were all moved.
The little rabbit saw that Niu Erhua's speed had slowed down, and when he opened his eyes to look ahead, he saw Zhen Hao constantly surging forward on the ground, and he couldn't stand up.
With a small grin, the mist in the big eyes gathered again into teardrops and fell.
Yutu immediately jumped out of the car bravely, rolled on the ground twice, and then got up with a bone, covering his little buttocks of at least two levels and running towards Zhen Hao.
Crying and crying, running all the way, three or five meters away from Zhen Hao, the little jade rabbit "jumped off the wall when he was in a hurry", instantly rose into the air, and the whole rabbit smashed directly on Zhen Hao's body, protecting Zhen Hao under him.
"Sister Erhua, if you want to beat me, don't hit Brother Zhen Hao, Brother Zhen Hao is innocent~ Please don't beat Brother Zhen Hao. ”
The little jade rabbit was so affectionate to him, Zhen Hao let out a "pop" in his heart, and secretly said for a second in the dark, only to feel that Niu Erhua behind him was as irritable as fire, but now it has become a cold killing intent, and neither the person nor the rabbit has been left behind.
The mind was once again racing to think about countermeasures to solve this mortal situation, but after a while, the speeding brain suddenly crashed.
However, before the crash, a piece of news came back, and Zhen Hao opened the news that might save his life with great anticipation.
It's hopeless, wait for death!
Woohoo lament~!My life is resting~!
There was a scream, and then Zhen Hao burst out a magic sword, Apophis...... cough cough, then Zhen Hao's head tilted, closed his eyes and waited for death.
Niu Erhua looked at the "Lang has a concubine intentions" in front of him, I am willing to go to the knife mountain for you, you are willing to go to the sea of fire for me, the touching scene of the sad and the crying of the seekers, the scalp of anger is numb, and the small fist made of jade hands and the size of a bean bag creaks.
You woke me up early in the morning, and kept saying that you wanted to be a junior rabbit to figure it out!
Now it's as if she, the original wife, is a junior, fourth, or fifth who has succeeded in seizing the family property......
And you, the Jade Rabbit who is a junior, are like a good woman who never abandons her husband even after experiencing her husband's betrayal!
"Hehe~!"
Niu Erhua laughed angrily, and the cold killing intent slapped on the back of Zhen Hao and Xiaoyutu's heads: "Okay, since you are so kind of concubine, then I will send you to Huangquan together, so that you can be good below~! Love~!"
Gritting his teeth when he said this, Zhen Hao knew that he couldn't be silent anymore at this time.
Pulling the jade rabbit on his body aside, a harrier turned over and got up and came to Niu Erhua's side.
"Erhua, we're joking, we're just joking, we're ......"
"We really love each other~!Brother Zhen Hao told me this morning that he loves me~!"
Xiao Yutu stepped forward again, kicked Zhen Hao, who was about to climb out of the barbecue grill, into the coals pile, and turned on the super powerful blower on the side.
"Big deal...... It's a big deal that you make it bigger, I make it small, I suffer a loss, and it's not okay for you to take advantage of it!"
It's over, it's all over, it's all over, just bury it.
Zhen Hao was desperate, looking at the little jade rabbit standing in front of him, his face wanted to cry without tears, and the future was ...... He has no future, he can only choose a place with better feng shui and bless him with a good birth in the next life.
"Good~!Well acted~!Well acted~!Well acted~!"
In the audience on the side, there was a craftsman of the Li family who couldn't stand it anymore, and was shocked by the acting skills of this earth-shattering ghost, and couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart anymore, and stood up to cheer for Zhen Hao and his party.
The other 149 people also woke up, wiped the tears from the corners of their eyes, and slapped their palms vigorously.
The honest man didn't say anything to praise people, he would only applaud and give a thumbs up to Zhen Hao and his party.
"Roar~!!"
Turning his head and letting out a roar of the Hedong lion, Niu Erhua strongly condemned the behavior of one hundred and fifty Li family craftsmen for watching plays, eating melons, and talking nonsense.
Later, in order to eat melons, these people put down their work one by one.
Niu Erhua, who had won the true legend of Zhen Peel, was bluffed, pinched his waist with one hand, his nostrils were facing the sky, and he stared at the one hundred and fifty Li family craftsmen.
With the other hand, he took out a carrot from the bracelet and smashed it into pieces under the gaze of one hundred and fifty Li family craftsmen.
"That's right, this is Chang'e's carrot!"
Niu Erhua faced the heart-wrenching eyes of the one hundred and fifty Li family craftsmen who couldn't breathe, and said fiercely: "I tell you, let me find out that you are lazy again, the next time it will be two carrots, the third time will be four, the fourth time will be sixteen, and by the fifth time, everyone's rewards will be gone!"
There was an uproar, and one hundred and fifty Li family craftsmen covered the Chang'e brand carrots that Niu Erhua had already issued once on their chests, and looked at Niu Erhua with a little horror in their eyes, but they didn't expect this woman to be so terrifying.
With one hand on his waist, the other hand swept over the entire construction site: "Look at it! Don't go to work yet!"
In an uproar again, one hundred and fifty Li family craftsmen pushed and shoved, with panicked faces, and rushed to their posts.
Turning around and lowering her nostrils, Niu Erhua glared at Zhen Hao and the others: "What are you still doing in a daze, don't go back quickly, it's not a shame!"
Saying that, Niu Erhua took the lead in walking towards Yuelao Palace, Zhen Hao and Xiaoyutu glanced at each other and followed.
Behind him, there was a faint sound of discussion.
"Why is the hostess of the old palace so fierce this month, it turns out that she is gentle with us, and she almost scared me to pee today. ”
"If you are fierce, you will be fierce, just do your own work, there are a lot of people who eat and drink less, and I invite you to watch the play for free in the morning, what else do you want. ”
"It's also said, the evil is the evil, but the welfare of the people is good, but it's a pity that the carrot planted by Fairy Chang'e herself. ”
Thinking of the carrot that died in battle, the mood of the craftsmen present suddenly fell down.
But then the touch of the carrot on their chests lifted their spirits again.
They are going to work overtime today, catch up with the completion deadline as soon as possible, and get the carrots that Niu Erhua had promised a long time ago and Chang'e Fairy.
It's a little exciting to think about it!