Absurdity, as its name suggests, is full of absurdities.

For example, it is a swamp full of water, but there is a group of fish that are afraid of water. These fish build nests in trees, away from the water, and if they fall into the water, they will drown.

For example, there is a group of animals with strange expressions, even tigers and crocodiles, which can easily make grimaces and look very funny. When the predator meets the prey, it is not you chasing after me, but making each other laugh, and whoever laughs first will be eaten.

So here, cormorants will be eaten by fish, tigers will be eaten by rabbits, anything is possible.

After Zhao Qiankun entered here, he watched a fist-sized mouse swallow a hippopotamus in one bite. Then the rat's body swelled rapidly, like a balloon, and finally burst open, turning into hundreds of fist-sized hippos and scattering in all directions.

"What the hell is this place?" Zhao Qiankun only felt awkward all over his body, as if as long as he entered this swamp, he would become a toy.

Xiao Lang held his chin thoughtfully: "This place ...... It's hard to ......"

"What? Do you know?" Zhao Qiankun just wanted to ask clearly, when he saw a person walking in the depths of the swamp.

It is not accurate to say that he was leaving, the man came on a wheelbarrow, wearing a funny clown costume and a mask that was half crying and half laughing.

"Ahh ”

"You didn't say it earlier!" Zhao Qiankun pulled her up and flashed out in an instant.

Just as Xiao Lang was talking, the clown, who was still a few hundred meters away from them, suddenly appeared in front of them. And also threw a red ball at them.

"What's that?" Zhao Qiankun vaguely felt that the ball was very bad. Xiao Lang's previous words also confirmed his guess.

"I don't know," the little wave looked at the red ball that fell into the water, "it won't be a good thing anyway." ”

Just then, a squirrel in the water approached the red ball and swallowed it in one gulp.

Immediately after, the squirrel in the water burst out laughing. Gurgling bubbles emerge from the water, and then, its movements gradually stiffen, and in a few breaths it turns into a stone sculpture.

"Is this an exaggeration?" Zhao Qiankun wondered if his Dragon Emperor Tearing Heaven Tearing Hand could block the ball.

It should be able to block it, but the clown is moving too fast, what if the ball goes around his hand and touches his head first?

The consequences are certainly not going to be pretty.

Xiao Bo suddenly said: "You have to be careful, there should be another clown like this." ”

"Huh?" Zhao Qiankun heard this, and pulled her without looking back, which was another teleportation.

Sure enough, on the branch where the two were standing, a clown suddenly emerged from the tree. The clown wore a mask that was half sad and half angry, and the pattern of the clothes on his body was symmetrical to the other.

"What the hell are these two?"

"If I'm not mistaken, this should be the 'clown character' of the Dao Heavenly God Emperor. ”

"What's that?" As soon as Zhao Qiankun heard that it was the Dao Heavenly God Emperor's thing, he immediately knew that this thing was even more awesome than other Jedi things. No wonder he still feels very dangerous when he has the Dragon Emperor's hand to tear the sky.

Xiao Bo said: "First of all, I will correct you one thing, I used to think that the Dao Heavenly God Emperor meant my seventh uncle and grandfather, but after thinking about it carefully, it doesn't seem to be the case. ”

"Huh?"

"Dao Heavenly God Emperor, it should refer to him and his wife, because from beginning to end, the two of them are level in cultivation, if there is only one great power other than the Human Emperor, it definitely means that the two of them are combined, just like your current combination," Xiao Bo Lang looked at the two clowns and said, "Actually, I should have thought of it a long time ago, my seventh uncle and grandmother are titled 'Heavenly Emperor', and the title of Seventh Uncle and Grandmother is 'Divine Daoism', and the two together are 'Dao Heavenly God Emperor'." ”

"Okay," Zhao Qiankun said, "But what about that? Is the Dao Heavenly God Emperor one person or two people, what does it have to do with me?"

Xiao Bo pointed to the two clowns and said: "My seventh uncle and grandmother and seventh uncle and grandfather each have a clown mask, it should be these two things, if you want to subdue them, you must not go the normal way." ”

"What do you say?" Zhao Qiankun pulled the small wave and teleported away again, dodging the flying knife of one of the clowns.

This throwing knife is really weird, it doesn't exist in reality, only a shadow on the water. In the reflection, the flying knife broke through the trunk of the tree, and in reality, there was really an extra hole in the trunk. If it weren't for Zhao Qiankun's vigilance, he might have been shot in the head.

Xiao Wave was also dragged by him, and continued to analyze: "To defeat the clowns, it is definitely impossible to rely on force, you have to be more funny than them." ”

"Huh?" Zhao Qiankun looked depressed, "Do you think I look like a funny person?

"Then you're going to stop," Wave shrugged, "and you're either going to pat them with your own hands, and you'll win if you can shoot them." ”

Zhao Qiankun said: "Try it." ”

He directly used the law of instantaneous light to approach one of the clowns, and then his Dragon Emperor touched it with his Heaven Tearing Hand. When he was about to touch the other party, he instantly switched the switch of the Dragon Emperor's Heaven Tearing Hand, activating the ability to eliminate everything.

As a result, the clown was like a bubble, and he blew up when he touched it.

Zhao Qiankun didn't have any sense of success, because the flown who blew up was actually resurrected next to another clown.

Good guy, this is the first time I have met an opponent of the Dragon Emperor who can't tear the sky.

Zhao Qiankun also felt a little headache, did he really want to be funny with the other party as Xiao Bo said?

But how can he compare to funny? He's not a funny character.

He thought about it, and suddenly set his eyes on the small wave.

The latter only felt a chill attack, and couldn't help but recall the fear of being rubbed in Zhao Qiankun's hands.

"What do you want to do?"

"What do you say?" Zhao Qiankun laughed evilly, and instantly came to Xiao Lang's side.

The latter had completely forgotten his true saint realm at this time, and was about to run away with a scream.

"What to run!" Zhao Qiankun grabbed her, and at the same time, a monster with many tentacles suddenly appeared in the air.

It was born after Zhao Qiankun used the Avenue of Life to transform microorganisms.

As soon as the tentacle monster appeared, it tied up the small waves.

Poor Xiao Lang was too scared to escape in the first place, and when she wanted to run again, Zhao Qiankun had already switched back to the Dragon Emperor's Heaven Tearing Hand, sealing her cultivation supernatural powers.

As a result, she was entangled by a tentacle monster.

"What are you doing!?" shouted Little Wave.

"I'm sorry, I've wronged you," Zhao Qiankun said, "I really can't think of anything funnier than a true saint being entangled by a tentacle monster." ”

"How can this be successful!?" the little wave exclaimed, and saw two clowns in the distance holding their stomachs and laughing to death.

"Looks like they're satisfied. Zhao Qiankun didn't expect the effect to be so good.

I saw the two clowns laugh and laugh and fall off the wheelbarrow, and then their bodies disappear, leaving only two masks.

Zhao Qiankun immediately picked up the two masks, and at the same time, the entire absurd Daze also turned into a phantom and disappeared.

"Whoever else is replaced, you can't make these two guys laugh, right?" Zhao Qiankun shook his head.

Thanks to the presence of small waves, he recognized these two masks, otherwise how could anyone still have the mind to be funny when he broke into the Seven Fierce Jedi?

This is the same as the princess of the world, Jiang Yinxue can easily be recognized if she goes, but if she changes to an ugly one, even if she is a true saint, she will not succeed.

It can only be said that it was lucky.

After getting the two masks, Zhao Qiankun also roughly knew the abilities of these two masks. They give the user the ability to rewrite reality, and the more hilarious the rewrite, the higher the success rate of the judgment.

And the tacit understanding between the two people wearing the mask will be greatly improved, and they will even be able to manipulate each other's bodies.

In other words, if Zhao Qiankun and Ning Wudao each wear a mask, then Zhao Qiankun can remotely control Ning Wudao's body, and in turn, Ning Wudao can remotely control his body. Maybe Zhao Qiankun was fighting with people, and his sharp sword technique suddenly became a peerless sword technique. This is also a wonderful use of masks.

Such a fetish, Zhao Qiankun's expression did not appear to be very happy after getting it.

"What's wrong?" asked Xiao Wave, confused.

Zhao Qiankun said: "The little girl who buried the ghost in Longyuan said that there are artifacts to save people in the Seven Fierce Jedi, but now, the five places have been raided by us, and we still haven't found anything to save people, what do you think is going on?"

"That guy liared!" Xiao Lang reacted immediately, "but why did she do that?"

Zhao Qiankun said: "There is another possibility, she is not lying, she is just ...... The thing that can save people is actually the ghost burial of Longyuan. ”

That little Lori specially misled them at the beginning, making everyone think that the things that saved people were actually in several other Jedi, but in fact, maybe what they needed was close at hand from the beginning.

"Whatever, if she is a liar, then we will go and dismantle the ghost burial dragon yuan now!" After Xiao Wave was resurrected, he gradually showed the majesty of "tearing the main god of war".

Zhao Qiankun nodded and went with her to the ghost burial dragon yuan.

However, when the two of them got there, they saw nothing but the Exorcist Armor.

The ghost burial dragon yuan, one of the seven fierce Jedi, actually disappeared like this!

This is even more confirmed by the judgment that the little Lori wants to do something, and Zhao Qiankun faintly has a feeling that everyone has been tricked by her.

It's just ......, "I'm not that easy to play, and since you're taking advantage of me, I'll ruin your plans in turn." ”

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