Chapter 305: What Are You Talking About Me?
"Hahaha!" Fan Qingxue laughed suddenly, and then said coldly: "Su Xian, in fact, I like your duplicity the most! Over the years since I entered hell, I have seen a lot of toppling in the court, but only your hypocrisy makes me feel very interesting. ”
Su Xian was stunned for a moment and asked, "What do I mean?" "Actually, that kind of stubbornness that shouldn't be there is very clearly reflected in you, and I'm very interested in people like you, who know that you will be half-pushed, but whose mouth is as hard as a duck!" Fan Qingxue said with a smile.
"Thank you for looking up to me so much, hehe, I don't actually have any other skills, just think about it, it's just a hard mouth. Su Xian said, but he was very calm when he spoke.
Fan Qingxue directly clapped her hands happily and said, "It's really interesting, Su Xian! It's better to be like this, we won't get drunk tonight, I'll let you look at me and not get me, how about it?"
"Ah!" Su Xian was stunned for a moment and said, "What do you mean by that?" Fan Qingxue said: "It's the old lady who tied you up, and then the old lady undressed in front of you to show you, do you want to see it?"
Su Xian hurriedly begged for mercy and said, "Then don't do it, let's not play such an exciting game, it will kill people!"
"Then what do you mean by saying that just now, I don't understand!" Fan Qingxue pretended to be confused. Su Xian sighed and said, "As long as you don't play so open, I will do whatever you say!"
"Hehe!" Fan Qingxue smiled secretly and said, "It's about the same, you're like a decent gentleman all day long, Su Xian, aren't you tired of living like this?"
Su Xian forcibly endured the fiery desire in his heart, and said coldly: "I'm not tired, I'm enjoying it." "Well, Aunt Ben will sacrifice her life to accompany the gentleman for a while today. Fan Qingxue said with a smile.
So, Fan Qingxue took Su Xian to her back garden, which is really a different world. Because there are wind lotuses in the courtyard, and there are rockeries and other things, just like the royal gardens in ancient times, but they are a little smaller.
Fan Qingxue took a silver kettle and placed it on a table made of stone, and pointed to a stone stool next to it for Su Xian to sit down.
Su Xian carefully looked around at the surrounding scenes, because this is not the world after all, so maybe there will be some ghosts and demons hidden somewhere, if they suddenly appear, how scary it would be!
Fan Qingxue saw Su Xian's nervous look, so she smiled: "What are you doing?" I'm afraid that the ghost father is hiding in the dark at this time, and he will suddenly come out and kill you?"
Su Xian thought about it, shook his head, and said: "I think you are like Wu Zetian back then, you are the whole female emperor!"
"Isn't that what I was back then? Actually, that's just my life, Su Xian!" Fan Qingxue said suddenly.
Su Xian felt a chill on his back, and said with a little trembling: "What you said can't be true, right?" "Why should I lie to you? I'm an immortal, isn't it very simple to experience life in the world?" Fan Qingxue asked coldly.
"Then tell me, why did you pretend to be the reincarnation of the Buddha back then?" asked Su Xian.
"At that time, people were extremely pedantic, and it was naturally difficult to convince the public if I didn't say this, and I like men so much, you don't know it. So the old lady's male pet has never been broken!" Fan Qingxue laughed.
"Then am I also the male pet of the year?" asked Su Xian. Hahaha, it's really fun, this human reincarnation is really fun, the old lady now has the power of life and death, and she feels like a savior!" Fan Qingxue said with satisfaction.
"Then you are really a hero! I feel that I am quite humble before you. Su Xian sighed and said.
"You disliked the old lady so much, the old lady had to look at you secretly, I really don't understand why you want to break the old lady's heart, so, you have to give me a drink!" Fan Qingxue said, and then handed Su Xian a glass of sake.
Su Xian looked up, Fan Qingxue smiled, and asked, "What does this sake feel like?" "There is some calming effect, but it is not enough, the taste, there is even a sweetness, but it is spicy when it is first entered." Su Xian thought about it and said seriously.
"By the way, there is a soul in it, and in the eyes of outsiders, I only extracted the part of it that is concentration, and I usually drink it quite deliciously. Fan Qingxue said as a matter of course.
"My God, is there a human soul in here?" Su Xian said in surprise. "Yes, why do you have to be so surprised, this is hell, this kind of thing is normal!" Fan Qingxue said.
"It's because it's normal, it's not normal. I can only tell you, this is very unreasonable, why do you want to extract other people's souls?" asked Su Xian.
Fan Qingxue suddenly became a little angry at this time, she looked at the sky but smiled faintly, and said, "That's because I want to punish them, I want them to become fools in the next life, that's why I did this!"
"Why do you have to decide that someone else must be a fool in the next life? It's very unfair to others!" Su Xian said.
"Su Xian, don't think that you are a saint if you do this!Do you know? Those people, monsters, are all heinous existences, I will execute them for the common people in this world!" Fan Qingxue said coldly.
At this time, Su Xian's heart was touched by this, and he said with some emotion: "If they make mistakes in this life, they will be left to continue to be punished in the next life, it seems that people really can't do heinous mistakes!"
"Yes, so you don't want to drink a few more glasses of this kind of thing, it's actually delicious!" Fan Qingxue said with a smile.
"Okay!" Su Xian nodded, picked up the wine glass and drank a few more glasses of this wine, and it didn't take long for Su Xian to fall asleep on the table.
Fan Qingxue looked at Su Xian, who was asleep, and couldn't help but sigh: "You should have taken the initiative to take that step at that time, otherwise I wouldn't have given up so quickly!
At this moment, the ghost man came back quietly from outside, just in time to see that Su Xian was now asleep on the table.
Although I don't know what exactly happened here, but looking at Fan Qingxue's face and frustrated expression, the ghost father can guess everything.
The ghost father said very vigilantly: "Qingxue, why did you get this kid here again?" Fan Qingxue sighed and said: "If it weren't for you, this thing would have happened today!
"Well, you're my daughter-in-law, I can't watch you cuckold me!" said the ghost man unconvinced. "But I don't think you're a qualified husband, and you know that the strength of the two of us is not on the same level. Fan Qingxue said coldly.
"Then this kid is only 5,500 years old now, and he is like a drizzle in front of me, and he is on the same level as your strength?" asked the ghost father.
"But he stole my heart, but you lost my heart, that's the difference between the two of you!" Fan Qingxue said seriously.
"Hmph, I think you just don't admit defeat and want to snatch a man back in front of the fairy girl!" "What does that thing you said about me?Can the man I Fan Qingxue want escape from my palm?" Fan Qingxue said very domineeringly.
"Hehe, I think you're just being fascinated by yourself and not knowing it. Also, Fan Qingxue, I also told you, as long as I am here, you and this kid will not be able to succeed!" the ghost man said fiercely.