Chapter 163: Disfigurement is only the first step
"Whew-"
A loud roar resounded through the heavens and the earth, but this roar with full of energy and amazing power did not have a sense of majesty and domineering, but seemed to contain a sense of sadness and helplessness.
On the other side of the mountain, Ling Hu Chong and Dongfang Undefeated sat side by side on the soft grass.
"It's almost a stick of incense, and that guy can't bear it after howling for so long. Linghu Chong got up and patted his buttocks, and said undefeated to Dongfang.
"Well, this lewd thief dares to kidnap and flirt with Yi Lin, I must teach a good lesson today and take a bad breath for Yi Lin. Dongfang Undefeated snorted coldly in the direction of Tian Boguang.
Tian Boguang is known as a lone traveler, and his light work is extremely good, and he has won the reputation of "the world's first flower picker" for eight consecutive years, breaking the shijie record held by many amazing flower picking predecessors, and creating a new myth in the flower picking industry.
This guy relies on light skills to be good, and he is bold enough to commit crimes everywhere, even if he encounters a powerful opponent, he can use his top light skills to leave calmly. And Tian Boguang is very smart, and he never provokes those who can't be provoked, so he has lived until now, and he has been free for more than ten years.
But this time he was unlucky, completely miscalculated, no one would have thought that the delicate little nun would have such a terrifying sister as Dongfang Undefeated, if he had known earlier, he would not dare to provoke him if he was killed.
Since he offended the Eastern Sect Master, it will definitely not make him feel better, although he will not be killed in front of Ling Hu Chong, but it is inevitable to torture him fiercely.
Linghu Chong knew that Dongfang was undefeated and wanted to be angry for his sister, so he deliberately took the two of them to spare a detour and came to a remote forest, which was the nest of hornets.
This large area is covered with hornet's nests, which was accidentally discovered by Linghu when he rushed down the mountain, perhaps because of the good environment of this Huashan Mountain. Spiritual energy, these hornets grow much larger than ordinary hornets, the size of a thumb, in case they are not small and stung, they are swollen for half a month, and it is not uncommon for them to be directly disfigured if they are heavier.
The undefeated East claims to be a big wound. The power is greatly damaged, and there is no way to completely unlock the dead hole for Tian Boguang, so he can only open up Zuihou's acupoint through external force stimulation, otherwise Tian Boguang will be retrograde in half a day, go mad and die.
In order to survive, Tian Boguang had to accept the advice of Dongfang Undefeated and Ling Hu Chong, and took off the huge hornet's nest alone, and was stung by the angry hornets for a long time.
Even if he knew that Dongfang was undefeated and wanted to rectify him, Tian Boguang had to do what she asked. He didn't want to die, there were still a lot of beautiful young women waiting for him to comfort him, how could he die in this deserted place as sadly as Ding Mian, without even a tombstone.
Tian Boguang was alone there enjoying the intimate kisses of those mutated wasps, and Ling Hu Chong and Dongfang were undefeated but had already withdrawn from the two mountains, sitting in the soft green grass, listening to Tian Boguang's emotional and loud dry howl.
"Bang bang bang!"
A rush of heavy footsteps drew closer. The dull sound of louder and louder voices struck at my heart more and more quickly, reflecting the urgency and anxiety of the owner who made the sound.
"I'm rubbing three thousand six hundred times!"
A terrifying pig's head suddenly appeared in front of Ling Hu Chong. Startled, he staggered, took several steps back, and couldn't help but burst out a mantra of Zhao Wansong.
"Woo woo, auntie, it's okay now, has the death hole in my body been solved?" It seems that he has been greatly wronged.
Where is Tian Boguang now, who still has half a handsome and chic appearance, the whole head is one-third larger, and there are patches of erythematous papules on his face, large and small red and swollen bags densely covering the skin on his face, and the two eye bags are swollen and suppress the eyeballs. I can't even open my eyes.
Linghu Chong was amazed, this appearance is so miserable, it can't be described as a pig's head, it is simply completely disfigured, if there is a mirror now, Tian Boguang will definitely collapse completely, and it is possible to commit suicide on the spot.
Dongfang Undefeated has become the first person in the rivers and lakes from a weak woman, and I don't know how many battles she has experienced, and she has already reached the realm of stopping water. Her face did not change, her expression was cold, and she carefully glanced at the pig's head three in front of her, and then said calmly: "It's not bad, the death hole has been unlocked two-thirds, the flow rate of qi and blood in the body has accelerated, and the time of death has been advanced by one-third again." ”
Nani: My old field has suffered so much, and has been stung by those damn wasps for a whole long time, and it hasn't completely unraveled, so do I have to do it again?
Tian Boguang rolled his eyes and completely collapsed to the ground.
"Dongfang girl, this Brother Tian has been stung with a stick of incense, why hasn't the death hole in his body been completely washed away?
"Originally, I could use the power of the hornet to unlock the death hole of this lewd thief in one fell swoop, but this guy covered his whole body tightly, and the hornet could only sting his face, and the force area was limited, and it was a great luck to be able to unravel two-thirds of the way. ”
Dongfang Undefeated replied.
Tian Boguang on the ground cried completely, Grandma, you are going to play with me to death, you didn't say you wanted to take off your clothes before the sting, and you won't do it until you sting, don't you want me to strip naked and cover my head again?
The so-called villain hides the chicken, the gentleman is frank and dandan, as soon as he thinks of the eggs being exposed outside and being swarmed by wasps, Tian Boguang unconsciously clamped his legs, if this is really the case, it is better to die.
"Borrowing the power of the hornet to impact the acupoint can only be used once, if it is repeatedly stung, not only can it not unlock the dead hole, but it will also accelerate the fire into the demon, and then it will really be hopeless. ”
The corners of Dongfang Undefeated's mouth twitched, and he said disdainfully: "What's more, does this guy dare to go again now? ”
"That's it. Linghu Chong glanced at Tian Boguang, who was lying on the ground pretending to be a dead fish, and nodded in response.
Tian Boguang breathed a sigh of relief in his heart when he heard this, and finally he didn't have to bear the enthusiasm of the wasp with his eggs, otherwise he really wanted to die.
After resting for a while, the three of them began to hurry, originally Tian Boguang still wanted to lie on the ground and not get up, let Linghu Chong slap and kick, just motionless and pretending to be a dead fish, Zuihou or Dongfang Undefeated personally went out, and it was done in one sentence.
"Don't worry, sleep slowly, in two hours your death hole will collapse, the meridians of the whole body will be retrograde, go mad and die, then you can sleep here forever. ”
The understatement of the Oriental Sect Leader was far more effective than Ling Hu Chong's fists and feet, and Tian Boguang, who was still pretending to be a dead fish just now, stood up with a fight, and was arguing with a hippie smile to hurry.
Damn, this guy is so weird, his almost disfigured face actually showed that flattering smile, the lethality was too great, so that Ling Hu Chong and Dongfang Undefeated, the two masters of the world, had a feeling of being cut off from breath. (To be continued......)
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