Chapter 5: How Can You Be Humiliated by Your Crotch?

Kunziyuan is easy to find, just in the northeast corner of the Foreign Affairs Hall.

A large compound, built in a circle, with almost a hundred rooms. Liu Yi's ninety-seventh room in the Kunzi courtyard is located in the corner of the courtyard.

There was no lock on the door, the door was closed.

Liu Yi pushed the door, but didn't push it open, stood at the door and looked, and saw that there was a groove in the center of the door, just enough to fit his bamboo card.

"Dude, you're new here, aren't you?"

A chubby young man, moving in parallel with potatoes, walked over from the side and pointed to Liu Yi's door, "You can open the door by inserting that bamboo card into the groove." Remember to close the door when you enter, and don't open it unless an acquaintance calls you. ”

Liu Yi nodded, inserted the bamboo card, and sure enough, the door opened automatically.

"My name is Hututu, I came a month before you, I live in room ninety-six, and we will be neighbors from now on. ”

Hu Tutu pouted, followed Liu Yi to the room, looked out of the door again, and closed the door with a bang, "Dude, you have to remember, you must close the door in the future." ”

"My name is Liu Yi. ”

Liu Yi looked around the room, it was empty, not even a stool, let alone a bed and bedding.

"You are Liu Yi? The Liu Yi who was included in the door by the first seat of Changtai Peak? The red mark on your forehead is the one who kowtowed to the master today...... I really envy you. ”

Hu Tutu circled around Liu Yi twice, looked at Liu Yi carefully, and immediately looked at him with envy, and suddenly took out two burned sweet potatoes from his sleeves and brought them to Liu Yi, "You just came down from Changtai Peak, and you must not have eaten." This is my roasted sweet potato, which is not bad for filling my stomach. Dude, you can call me Hu Fatty, don't be polite to me, you and I are polite but look down on me. ”

"How do you know that I was accepted by the master?"

Liu Yi didn't pick up Hututu's sweet potatoes, he wasn't hungry at the moment.

"I'm not hungry now, I'll be hungry later, you take it first. ”

Hu Tutu stuffed the sweet potato into Liu Yi's hand, "Yesterday, your master Tang Jiawen was the first to take the first seat, and he went to Yuxi Peak to find the head of the house, and he was talking about the matter between you and Diling Village." After your master left Yuxi Peak, this matter spread from the mouth of the boy under the head of the house, and now I am afraid that the entire Yuxi faction will know your name. ”

"According to what you say, Xiaopang, the outer disciples of the Foreign Affairs Hall all know about me?"

Liu Yi saw that Hu Tutu was so enthusiastic, and he had to accept the sweet potatoes.

In this way, the relationship between the two immediately became closer.

"Of course! I'll get you two stools first, and you wait for me. ”

Hu Tutu nodded again and again, opened the door of Liu Yi's room again, turned around and walked into his room, quickly moved two stools, brought a teapot and a few teacups, and put them in Liu Yi's room.

After closing the door, the two sat down opposite each other, Hu Tutu poured tea for Liu Yi, and drank a cup himself, "I don't know about the rest of the Foreign Affairs Hall, anyway, in this Kunzi Courtyard, they are all talking about you, saying that if you enter the Yuxi Sect, you will ascend to the sky in one step and become the first disciple of the first peak, envy, jealousy and hatred." ”

Liu Yi glanced at the fat man, took out the safflower jade dew pill from his arms, picked out some medicinal powder and melted it in the cup, and then smeared the tea on his forehead, "Then are you jealous?"

"I used to be jealous, but now I'm not. ”

Hututu shook his head and his face was shiny, "Now that we are friends, why am I jealous of you? ”

The two were talking, when suddenly there was a call from the courtyard outside the door.

"Let's eat, let's eat, let's eat......"

Liu Yi opened the door and took a look, only to see the doors of the courtyard opening one after another, and the outer disciples walked out one by one.

A burst of food aroma came in from outside the Kunzi Courtyard.

"Brother Yi'er, don't go!"

Hu Tutu waved his hand at Liu Yi again and again, and pulled him back into the room, "They are going to eat in the cafeteria, I think we should not go, let's eat sweet potatoes." ”

Liu Yi frowned and asked, "What are you doing?"

"We can't beat people, we can't eat when we go, but we will be insulted, so it's better not to go. Hu Tutu shrugged his head, a little dejected, "I only have the cultivation of the third level of qi, and I haven't cultivated my true qi, I guess you are not much better than me, how can you beat them?"

"Is this the rule set by Ning Yuzhu, the steward of the Foreign Affairs Hall?"

Liu Yi took out the two sweet potatoes, put them in his hand and threw them, "If you don't go to the cafeteria to eat, let's eat this?"

"Of course, this rule was not set by Ning Zhugan, it was set by those powerful outer disciples. ”

Hu Tutu's face was full of envy, looking at the disciples who went to eat, smashing his lips, "What's wrong with sweet potatoes, I've been eating it for a month! ”

"They can eat, why can't we eat?"

Liu Yi was angry in his heart, if he couldn't even eat food, he would still practice a fart. He grabbed Hututu and walked out the door, "Let's go to dinner too." ”

"I'm still not going, I'm going to you. ”

Hu Tutu shook his head again and again, refusing to go with Liu Yi to death.

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Inside the cafeteria, there was a lot of noise.

A large dining hall with hundreds of tables can accommodate hundreds of people.

The disciples ate and stood.

There are also many disciples holding pots and bowls and are cooking.

Liu Yi also learned from those disciples, took a large porcelain bowl and a pair of chopsticks from a wooden shelf next to him, and walked to the window to line up for dinner.

There was no one in the window.

A stream of flowing water flowed through the window.

The disciple in front put the bowl into the water, and then shouted: "Outer disciple Wang Shuang, come and get a meal." ”

The porcelain bowl floated in with the current, and then floated out with a full load of food.

Outside the window, there was a jade plaque more than one person high, filled with dense names, and every time someone took a meal, a name would light up on the list.

"It seems that the same person can only receive one meal at a time. This Yuxi faction is worthy of being a famous sect, and even the disciples of the outer sect are so particular about eating, and they have to carry bowls around with water streams......"

In Liu Yi's eyes, all this is very novel.

When it was Liu Yi's turn, he also put the bowl in the window and shouted, "Outer disciple Liu Yi, come to get a meal." ”

When all the disciples heard Liu Yi's shout, they all turned to look at him, and there were many discussions: "Liu Yi! This person is Liu Yi!", "Isn't he a personal disciple of the first seat of Changtai Peak, why does he still have to go to the canteen to eat......?"

After a while, the bowl floated out with the water, carrying a bowl full of food, and the aroma came to the face.

Liu Yi ignored everyone's remarks, picked up the bowl of food by himself, walked to an empty table and sat down. Before coming to the Foreign Affairs Hall, Tang Jiawen said that it was a mediocre talent not to be envied, and Liu Yi kept this sentence in mind.

But he doesn't pay attention to others, but others want to take the initiative to provoke him.

"In Xia Wang Sancang, Senior Brother Liu is polite!"

Wang Sanpao was burly, with a meaty face, about twenty years old, leading a dozen or so outer disciples, to sit down opposite Liu Yi, "Since Senior Brother Liu has come to the cafeteria to eat, you can't fail to abide by the rules set by everyone." ”

"What rules?"

Liu Yi gulped down his food, slowly raised his head, and thought in his heart: "Before I entered the Foreign Affairs Hall, Ning Yuzhu told me not to cause trouble, and now it seems that what Ning Yuzhu said at that time definitely has another deep meaning. ”

"The food in the cafeteria is a medicinal diet made by the master with medicinal herbs, which is the most beneficial for cultivation. Only if you have enough strength can you be qualified to eat meals in the canteen. ”

Wang Sanpao grinned and stood up with a smug voice, "If the strength is not enough, it is waste, and if you eat it, it is a waste of food, so it is better to give the food to others! Senior Brother Liu worshiped the first seat of Changtai Peak as a teacher, and I will call you Senior Brother." I guess Senior Brother Liu, you must have extraordinary strength to be accepted by Tang Shouzao, I don't know how many levels of cultivation Senior Brother Liu has?"

"How high my cultivation is, it doesn't matter much to you, right?"

Liu Yi raised his head, glanced at Wang Sanpao, and then lowered his head and continued to eat.

This attitude made Wang Sanpao very unhappy.

Syllable!

Wang Sanpao slapped the table fiercely, his eyes widened, and pointed at Liu Yi, "How high your cultivation is has nothing to do with me Wang Sanpao, but it has something to do with the bowl of food in your hand! People with low strength are not qualified to come to the cafeteria to eat! How high your strength is and how deep your cultivation is, we will know the Tao after a fight." ”

The outer disciples behind Wang Sanpao all rushed over at once, surrounding Liu Yi.

"To fight or not?"

Wang Sanpao stretched out his hand to grab the food in front of Liu Yi, then retreated to the door of the cafeteria, took a horse step, and stared at Liu Yi from afar, "If you don't fight, crawl under my crotch and beg me to give you a bite of food like a dog...... In this way, I will admit that you are qualified to eat this bowl of rice!"

Crawl under the crotch!

Killing people is not enough, if Liu Yi really climbs, how can there be face?

Tang Jiawen said to Liu Yi: Not being jealous is mediocrity. Ning Yuzhu said to Liu Yi: Don't cause trouble. Liu Yi remembered these words, when he first came to Kunzi Academy, he still wanted to cultivate with peace of mind, and he didn't think about who he wanted to make a grudge with. But this Wang Sanpao is really too deceitful!

Although Liu Yi has no arrogance on his face, he has arrogance in his chest.