Chapter 324: I've Been Lazy All Afternoon

Meng Po whistled in a certain direction, and a huge Tu Yuan ran over quickly, at the same speed as light, and this Tu Yuan ran around, and purple gas was constantly being released behind his buttocks.

Meng Po handed Tuyuan into the hands of the mountain rabbit spirit and said to her: "You can dispose of this thing as you like, just send it to me when it is used." ”

The mountain rabbit spirit pinched his nose while holding Tu Yuan, and then said to Tu Yuan, "Have you been farting just now?"

Tu Yuan muttered: "My original task was to fart, you don't seem to be very optimistic about me, okay, then you let me go back to Meng Po!"

Saying that, Tu Yuan was about to turn around and leave, but the mountain rabbit spirit naturally wouldn't let it go, so he said, "Can you not be so lazy?" Ah, it's really difficult for you to do something!"

"What can I do, what can I do other than help Meng Po make tears?" Tu Yuan asked in a very reluctant tone.

"You can cure the poison of weak water, can't you?" asked the mountain rabbit spirit rhetorically.

"Ah!" Tu Yuan looked at the mountain rabbit spirit with a stunned expression, it was obvious that what the mountain rabbit spirit said was right, although its fart was extremely smelly, but it was a good medicine for the poison of weak water.

"Did someone fall overboard?" asked Tu Yuan in a low voice.

"Yes, a friend of mine, who was forced to jump into weak water, should have drunk several sips of weak water, and is still not awake, I am afraid that he will be in danger. The mountain rabbit said seriously.

"Oh?" Tu Yuan looked at the mountain rabbit spirit very strangely, and the little face of the mountain rabbit spirit turned red, and then he suddenly realized: "This friend of yours should be a man, and it should be very important to you, right?"

"You know you still say, uh-huh, you want to be beaten, don't you?" said the mountain rabbit spirit in embarrassment.

Tu Yuan hurriedly hugged his head and said timidly: "Don't hit me, if I finish farting now, there will be no more in a while!"

"Then hurry up, wait a while you go into the house and fart there, and you can fart as much weak water as he drinks, until he is fully awake. The mountain rabbit spirit said.

"Okay. Tuyuan had no choice but to nod.

When she arrived in front of Su Xian's house, the mountain rabbit spirit asked Tu Yuan to open the door and go in by herself, and then she closed the door tightly, just listening to Tu Yuan's fart outside, the sound was disgusting enough.

It's as if someone is constantly scurrying around, and the sound of popping and thumping is continuous, like a small firecracker that can't be set off, and if it's a person, it sounds like it's pulled inside your pants.

After hearing this voice, the face of the mountain rabbit spirit turned red, and it was hard not to make people think of it!

But if it is said that it is far away from here, the mountain rabbit spirit will not be willing to do so, because if Su Xian wakes up for the first time, she also wants to see Su Xian as soon as possible.

Therefore, for a whole afternoon, the mountain rabbit spirit was guarding outside, and Tu Yuan kept farting inside, until the whole room was full of its fart breath, and even Tu Yuan himself couldn't stand it anymore.

Tu Yuan complained in front of Su Xian: "My God, how much weak water have you drunk, why haven't you woken up yet?"

At this time, Su Xian's little finger suddenly moved, and then his eyelids twitched.

Seeing Su Xian's performance like this, Tu Yuan naturally thought that Su Xian was going to be sober at this time, so he shouted outside the door: "Rabbit cub, your man has woken up!"

"Ahh

The mountain rabbit spirit was stunned at once, lying on the ground, the corners of his eyes and lips were constantly twitching, and his facial expression was full of embarrassment.

Tu Yuan slowly walked out of Su Xian's house, and saw the mountain rabbit spirit lying on the ground, whose expression was already like that of the two-dimensional heroine at this time, with black lines on his forehead, and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I forgot to let you prepare." ”

The mountain rabbit spirit did not answer it, because the mountain rabbit spirit was already fainted at this time. Tu Yuan walked over and pulled the mountain rabbit spirit to a well-ventilated place and put it away, and it took a long time for the mountain rabbit spirit to wake up.

The first thing the mountain rabbit spirit did when he woke up was to ask Tuyuan Su if he had woken up, at this time, Tuyuan had been guarding the mountain rabbit spirit, so he nodded to her: "Wake up, now you should be grabbing the computer with the third boy!"

"What, take me to see it!" the hare-spirit urged.

Tu Yuan sighed and said, "You still care about yourself, I saw your reaction just now, I thought you wouldn't be able to get through!"

"No, hum!" The mountain rabbit spirit turned his face to the side, not letting Tu Yuan see the embarrassed red on his face, and said with a cold snort: "This girl's bearing ability is better than Su Xian's, and I am also a goblin with eight thousand years of cultivation!"

"Okay, don't hold on, I didn't say anything about you. And your man should be fighting with others now, the third boy wants to play PUBG, and he only wants to play League of Legends!"

"Okay, I'll go!" After speaking, the mountain rabbit spirit ran to the inn of the third boy, and saw that Su Xian and the third boy were in trouble in the computer room.

"Okay, you stinky boy, aren't you just a bronze player? Lao Tzu is in the top ten of the Asian server, and a finger can abuse your goods, you still have the guts to grab a computer with Lao Tzu, don't you want to live?" asked the third boy coldly.

"Okay, you are one of the top ten in the Asian server, if you have the ability, let's compete and see if you are the top ten in the Asian server, or the first in my national server!" Su Xian naturally said not to be outdone.

"Two!" At this time, the mountain rabbit spirit slowly walked over, walked between the two people, and said, "But we only have one computer, how can you compare?"

"Then use the glory of the king to compete with it!" The two of them said at the same time, although there is only one computer, but the mountain rabbit spirit and the third generation boy each have a mobile phone, and Su Xian does not have a mobile phone to use the mountain rabbit essence.

So the mountain rabbit spirit had to take out his Huawei mobile phone and give it to Su Xian, and the two of them chose to register a new account in the WeChat area, without rune talent and other things, so they just fought and operated.

Su Xian chose Arthur, and the third boy chose Xiang Yu, although he could choose Lu Ban or Di Renjie to fight, but after all, there was no cool feeling of hand-to-hand combat.

Su Xian naturally brought recommended equipment online, and when he opened the character interface, he saw that Xiang Yu of the other party also brought recommended equipment, which means that the third boy is also a novice, so it is fair to everyone.

Su Xian walked quickly to the top road, after all, he was a short-handed hero, and he obviously had more opportunities to operate on the branch with a longer line on the upper road.

Su Xian quickly stepped up and slashed at Xiang Yu as soon as he had a skill, and at this time, Xiang Yu pushed Su Xian's Arthur over with a rampage skill.

It stands to reason that Su Xian's position and reaction are very good, after all, he is a veteran of MOBA games, and it is not an exaggeration to say that Honor of Kings completely imitates League of Legends, so Su Xian can still easily dodge this non-directional skill.

After Su Xian dodged, he stabbed Xiang Yu in the back, and this knife was with a critical hit, and then began to spin, because it just happened to be upgraded, Su Xian ordered the second skill, and this hero is Galen!

Relatively speaking, Xiang Yu of the third boy is more sad, he was silenced by Su Xian, and now he can't release his skills at all, and he was beaten by Su Xian's two skills, and most of his blood volume went down.

Therefore, the current third generation boy can only run with Xiang Yu in his hand, Su Xian's Arthur is very fast, and because Xiang Yu pushed this side just now, his route home is relatively longer.