Chapter 13: A Shortcut to the Grave
For two hours, Bai Feng didn't know how he had endured these two hours, it was so painful, his body seemed to explode, but after the pain, it was a feeling of rebirth, and the feeling was like death, which made people sink.
It wasn't until that feeling completely disappeared that Bai Feng had a feeling that his soul had returned to his body, which was very mysterious.
As soon as he returned to his body, an extremely unpleasant smell was inhaled from the tip of his nose, and in an instant, Bai Feng was so frightened that he opened his eyes, and before he could look at the surrounding environment, he spit out directly.
Hey, this smell is super unpleasant, it can be used as a biological weapon, I really don't know which grandson made this thing, if he knew about it, he would have to break his legs.
Thinking like this, Bai Feng observed the surroundings, and at this time he was sitting cross-legged on a stone in the middle of the stream, and then, Bai Feng realized that something was wrong, why did his body become black, it was like being splashed with ink.
Scratched with some doubts, Bai Feng found that this was not ink, but dirt, and with this scraping, a more disgusting smell came, which made Bai Feng spit out directly, and at the same time understood which grandson made this biological weapon, not who he was.
With a sneer, Bai Feng began to clean his body, and at the same time began to think, how could there be so much dirt on his body, could it be the prank of the little senior sister?
After washing, Bai Feng denied this possibility, because with the cleaning, Bai Feng found that his skin was like a newborn, pink and tender, well, pinched, and the elasticity was good.
Then, I clenched my fist, and the strength was different from before, and there was a very powerful feeling all over my body, and now compared with before, there was a feeling of rebirth.
"It seems that this little senior sister is still good to herself. Bai Feng muttered, feeling a little grateful to his senior sister, but after he went ashore, this gratitude disappeared without a trace.
After looking around, Bai Feng found that his clothes were gone,,, gone,,,, how could he go back, could it be that he was bare-chested?
If you go back like that, you can't be ridiculed by this little senior sister for ten days and eight days, Bai Feng himself doesn't believe it.
Near noon, just when Zizhuhan was drinking tea comfortably, he suddenly saw the little junior brother appear in front of him, poof, he couldn't hold back, and squirted out directly.
"Little, little junior brother, are you planning to be a savage?" Saying that, Zi Zhuhan was not sloppy at all, and took out his mobile phone and took a picture directly at Bai Feng.
At this time, Bai Feng had no clothes all over his body, and used leaves to cover important parts, like a wild man.
It is precisely because of this image that there is the sentence at the beginning of Zizhuhan.
Seeing that the little senior sister still took out her mobile phone to take pictures, Bai Feng said helplessly, "Senior sister, stop playing, let go of the poor junior brother." ”
Just now, Bai Feng went back to his room to look for clothes, and found that his clothes had disappeared, needless to say, it must have been taken by the little senior sister, and the reason for taking his own clothes was probably that he guessed that his clothes would be broken, so he wanted to see himself embarrassed.
Alas, with such a senior sister on the stall, Bai Feng expressed helplessness, as for being angry, it would not be enough.
"Little junior brother, you can't talk nonsense, when did I play with you, senior sister. Approaching the little junior brother, he poked his skin, pinched his face, and said righteously.
"Senior sister, you can't open your eyes and talk nonsense, I couldn't find my clothes when I went back to the room just now, and besides, you are taking pictures and doing tricks on me now, this is not a joke, so how can it be counted. "Being poked and pinched by a little Lori, that feeling, indescribably weird.
"I don't care about you, little junior brother, look at it, your eight-pack abs, with this pink skin, well, with this handsome appearance, send a rich woman's net, and someone wants to keep it. Knocking on the little junior brother's eight-pack abs, and taking a few more photos, Zizhuhan said hehehe.
Contempt, contempt, Bai Feng looked at the little senior sister with disdain, is he that kind of person? ”
Zizhu culvert ,,,。
Zi Zhuhan, who originally wanted to take two photos, directly put away his mobile phone and said disdainfully, "Little junior brother, you must be honest and modest, and you can't be narcissistic and conceited. ”
Bai Feng ,,,, "Senior sister, I'm not narcissistic, I think I'm not bad, my figure is okay, and this skin is pink and tender, I think I can find a rich woman." ”
Looking at the little junior brother who still feels good about himself, Zi Zhuhan feels that it is necessary to combat the narcissistic arrogance of the little junior brother, otherwise the little junior brother will really think he is very handsome.
Thinking of this, Zizhuhan jumped onto the stone table, condescendingly looked down at the little junior brother Zhengse's education, "Little junior brother, there are thousands of shortcuts in the world, and you directly chose the one leading to the grave, you are young, don't think about it, the world is still very beautiful." ”
White maple ,,,??
No, how can I find a rich woman to go to the grave, this little senior sister scares me, in this regard, Bai Feng looked at the little senior sister with contempt and said, "Senior sister, you are my three-year-old child, find a rich woman and go directly to the grave, are you afraid that after I find a rich woman, I will fly Huang Tengda without taking you with you, don't worry, senior sister, you will definitely not be hungry with me a mouthful of soup." ”
boom
Bai Feng was saying proudly, Zi Zhuhan knocked directly on his head, this little junior brother, is there a paste in his head, what are you thinking, and he actually looks at himself with contempt, it is simply looking for a beating.
Bai Feng was in pain, glanced at the little senior sister with resentment, took two steps back, and muttered dissatisfiedly, "Senior sister, did you envy me before you beat me." ”
Zi Zhuhan ,,, me, I envy you, pull it up, and said with a smile, "Little junior brother, I envy you, tell me what I envy you, your strength is not as good as me, your appearance is also a lot worse, your brain is not good, what do I envy you?"
"You envy me for being a man. Bai Feng muttered in a low voice.
bang
There was no politeness to say, Zi Zhuhan directly kicked Bai Feng out more than ten meters away.
Bai Feng only felt a flower in front of him, and then his abdomen ached, and the whole person was spinning, and after waking up, he was already more than ten meters away.
Being kicked away, Bai Feng stood up indifferently, and when he said this, he was already ready to be kicked away, so he didn't care too much.
Walking over, looking at the little sister who is a little stingy, don't say, such a little sister is also cute, ordinary people really can't resist it, if you don't know that this little sister has a black belly and is violent, maybe she will be moved.
"Little Senior Sister, no kidding, why do you say that finding a rich woman leads to the grave?" Bai Feng asked very seriously.
Although the little junior brother looked serious, Zi Zhuhan was still a little angry, "Think about it yourself." ”
Throwing off this sentence, Zi Zhuhan ignored Bai Feng and lay on the chair drinking tea.
If you want to get it, do you still need to ask, Bai Feng is also a little speechless, however, this question is not important, it doesn't matter if you know it or not, anyway, she doesn't plan to be a little white face, at most she can be ridiculous.