In the evening, the construction site.

Since Ma Lanhua was dismissed, Bai Jianping has only commuted to work by himself.

He really wanted to be tougher, vent his anger to his wife, quit his job angrily, and left with his hands, but his wife and children at home had to open their mouths to eat, and there was a son who worked in Yancheng, talked about girlfriends, got married, bought a house and bought a car, these are all on the agenda, counting on him as the pillar.

He can't rest, and no matter how big the grievance is, he can only swallow it in his stomach.

"What? You're going to take a leave of absence tomorrow, what are you going to do?"

When the contractor heard that he was going to take leave, he asked suspiciously. People like them who go from the countryside to the big city to work are not born, old, sick and die, and will not ask for leave. The rural people who can come out to find work are all hardworking and willing to endure hardships, and they can work hard for money.

Bai Jianping shrugged his brows and said proudly: "What are you going to do? ”

The foreman plucked out his ears, frowned and asked, "What? filming? What the hell?"

He is not a big bag foreman, but Bai Jianping's fellow countryman, a small bag foreman.

It was impossible for Bai Jianping to go to the foreman of the big bag, and when he saw him, he was angry, and he couldn't help but give him a hammer.

That guy was a skinner, with long eyes and a top of his head, and looked down on them "hillbillies". Ma Lanhua bumped into him once, and he held a grudge against him and found an opportunity to resign.

Bai Jianping was very dissatisfied with him that filming was a ghost thing, and said: "Why is filming a ghost thing? ”

He already considers himself an actor.

The foreman looked at him like a fool and asked: "Lao Bai, why are you poking and prodding, don't be lazy, your mother-in-law doesn't have a job, and Xiaobai wants you to take care of it, it depends on you." Go back, don't talk to me about asking for leave. ”

"Paws, you don't approve it, I'm serious, I'm going to film. ”

The villagers around him coaxed, this thing is absurd, just like a mud leg who is planting seedlings, suddenly put down his trouser legs, went up to the ridge, and said that he wanted to enter Beijing to catch the exam and get a champion back.

"What are you laughing at, what are you laughing at!! Lao Tzu is just going to film, why don't you look down on me? Tell you! My Xiaobai has already appeared on TV! She is a Yanyan!" Bai Jianping said loudly, with a proud expression and a light on his face.

The foreman sneered and said, "Return Yanyan, I still want to be a bird! Look at your Mandarin, you instigate a bird, you are still filming? I think you should come to the construction site to shoot bricks." ”

The crowd laughed.

Bai Jianping's black face was a little hot, he smiled, tried to roll up his tongue, and said again: "Yan Yan, ah no, it's an actor! Actor, yes, actor! My Xiaobai is a pot actor! On TV, you haven't watched the paws? Lao Tzu has long instigated you, don't you paws go to watch? Don't give my little white face four no? Xiaobai will never call you uncle again, all shouting black fart!"

"Look at the nag, look at the nag, don't find Xiao Baixi. ”

"Lao Tzu saw that in the middle of the night, he didn't find Xiaobai. ”

"Lao Bai, you are a black fart, you lie to Lao Tzu. ”

"Which old white fart do you shout, we are all surnamed Bai, and we are all old white. ”

......

Bai Jianping immediately took out his mobile phone and opened the webpage to the third episode of "Little Drama Bone", which was pulled to the three seconds when Xiaobai stood guard.

"Look! Xiaobai, my Xiaobai, paws are on TV!"

Everyone came around, it was really a little white, and they immediately gossiped and talked about it.

"Gotta get it. ”

"Little Bai Kuo loves to be miserable. ”

"Paw Xiaobai is still so thin. ”

"Xiaobai is really Yanyan. ”

......

Everyone recognizes Xiaobai as an actor, and at the same time is curious about how she became an actor.

Bai Jianping immediately showed his vigor, hanging everyone's appetite, and it took a long time to explain.

"That Boss Zhang, it's amazing, I heard that his family is so arrogant, everyone calls him Zhang Shao. ”

The crowd asked him how he was magnanimous.

Bai Jianping said that the little red horse school park is so big that he owns, what kind of location is that, the prime location of Pujiang, every inch of land is gold, and it is listed on the market for hundreds of millions.

He really wanted to say that Zhang Si was from the Pujiang Film Studio, but he couldn't name it and couldn't remember it clearly.

In the eyes of him and his fellow villagers, the work of the TV station is an iron rice bowl, and the cattle fork is very good, and he is very capable of pretending.

"He's also an actor. Bai Jianping finally said.

The foreman asked, "Paws, are your family inseparable from the actors?"

Bai Jianping smiled and said proudly to everyone: "I, Bai Jianping, will soon become an actor! And my mother-in-law will also become an actor." Our whole family is actors!"

The foreman believed him a little, and urged: "Claws, tremble." ”

......

When Bai Jianping returned home, he saw Ma Lanhua and Xiaobai standing in front of the mirror comparing their beauty.

The younger ones say I'm cute and miserable, and the older ones say I'm also a flower.

The younger ones say that my paws are cute, and the older ones say that I was much cuter than you when I was a child.

Then the two quarreled.

As soon as Ma Lanhua's buttocks were topped, she immediately flew the little white top.

The child pedaled, couldn't stop the car, and only stopped when he hit the table, and he was angry.

However, she immediately had to praise her aunt's ass for being so big, which made her envious and jealous. This is the only place where she envies her aunt, and everywhere else she thinks she is more cute.

Ma Lanhua occupied this small mirror alone, beaming proudly.

Bai Jianping coughed, attracting the yellow Ma Lanhua with the mirror appliqué.

"Whoa, cow dung is coming home. Ma Lanhua said.

Bai Jianping was stunned: "What?cow dung???me??"

I thought that Ma Lanhua would be tactful, but I didn't expect her to nod directly: "You, cow dung." ”

Xiaobai laughed, gloating, it was none of his business, and he didn't think it was a big deal.

Bai Jianping was shaking and cold! He was just in good spirits on the construction site, and he was angry as soon as he came back! When will the Sichuan man stand up????

"Stunned, go find tomorrow's clothes, don't wear your stinky beggar's clothes. ”

Bai Jianping's good temper couldn't stand such an insult, and he swayed angrily: "The paw has become a beggar's suit, this is a uniform!

Ma Lanhua scoffed, disdainful of arguing. Her uniform has been used as a footcloth by her since she was dismissed.

Bai Jianping was not lightly angry, and said to Xiaobai, who occupied the rocking chair: "Xiaobai, you love more." ”

Xiaobai said arrogantly: "Ho ho ho ho ~ ~ I still want you to instigate!"

The family of three all changed the clothes at the bottom of the box, and it really looked new, the only fly in the ointment was that the hairstyle from the same pair of scissors was like a dog gnawing it, which was unsightly.

Xiaobai laughed and laughed at his aunt's hairstyle, but he didn't know that there was a hole in the back of his head!

"Come on, let's review the script. ”

Ma Lanhua gathered everyone, sat together, took out the script given by Zhang Si, looked at Lao Bai, looked at Xiaobai, and finally chose Xiaobai: "Xiaobai read it to us again." ”

Xiaobai was bright and upright, and said: "I am a little pot friend, and the little pot friend doesn't know words." ”

"That's the old white. ”

"Lao Bai is cow dung, how can cow dung know how to read? Don't make a mistake. ”

Ma Lanhua said angrily: "Hammer!

Bai Jianping picked up the script and began to read:

"Morning floor, under the overpass, pancake fruit stand, Xiaobai is sitting at the front of the car, Ma Lanhua is beating eggs......"

Ma Lanhua interrupted: "What are you instigating? Where is the head of the car? The head of the car is our hometown, and Boss Zhang can also write the head of the car? Look carefully." ”

Bai Jianping was not convinced, even an illiterate person dared to question him, but he had studied in elementary school.

He pointed it out to Ma Lanhua.

"It says the head of the car, the head, the head...... emmm~~”

Ma Lanhua glared at him: "The head is missing! Han Han'er, I will instigate Mo to have the head of the car, you cheer up, be serious!"

"And you!"

As soon as the voice changed, the blade pointed at Xiaobai, startling the children.

"Gua Wazi, don't play secretly, let go of that red panda! Listen carefully! There is an exam tomorrow, if Boss Zhang doesn't want you, you can stay at home alone, and my aunt will be Yanyan." ”

Bai Jianping held his stomach for a while, and when he got home, he couldn't stand up on his waist, and this time he heard Ma Lanhua say "Yanyan", and suddenly came to his senses, and sneered: "Yanyan, it's Yuanyuan, acting Yuan, actor! Yes, it's an actor! You are plastic Mandarin, can you be serious?" cheer up!"

"And you!"

As soon as the words changed, the blade pointed at Xiaobai, startled the child again, and hurriedly let go of the red panda.

"You little pot friend, plastic Mandarin, you instigated, acted Yan, acted, actor! ”

Xiaobai: "Yanyan." ”

"Gua Wazi! Plastic Mandarin, practice well. ”

Ma Lanhua questioned: "You still instigated us, and you sent a few plastic Mandarin thia." ”

"Better than you!"

"What a hammer. ”

"Don't scold, listen carefully, study hard, let's learn Mandarin together." Xiaobai, you instigated the actor. ”

"Yanyan. ”

"Actor! not Yanyan. ”

"Yanyan. ”

“...... Old horse, you come. ”

"Yanyan. ”

"Actor! Are you a pig-brained man? Instigated the actor and actor, ask me to talk about it many times, we are actors. ”

"We are Yanyan!"

"You are really a pig-brained man, just like Xiaobai. ”

"Han Han'er, what did you call me just now? Old Ma, you wash your clothes tonight, go, wash your clothes. ”

Bai Jianping immediately became short of breath, and said flatteringly: "We are learning Mandarin, and we have to read the script." ”

"Climb away! I'll study with Xiaobai, and you go to the laundry. ”

Bai Jianping asked Xiaobai for help: "Xiaobai, your aunt wants me to do the laundry, so I can't teach you Mandarin." ”

Xiaobai climbed onto the rocking chair and put it on it, Ge You lay down, shook and shake, Ba Shi~

"I'm a little pot friend, I don't know anything. ”

She remembered that her uncle just said that she was a pig-brained like her aunt, and she had no temper when she was a child?╭(╯^╰)╮

Bai Jianping said angrily: "Then you go to the laundry." ”

"I'm a little pot friend, I don't know how to live in anything. ”

"Gua Baby!"

"You're scolding! You're a black fart, go wash your clothes, it's dark, we're going to sleep and tell you." ”

Xiaobai and Ma Lanhua teamed up to kill Bai Jianping and drove him to do the laundry, while they got together to study the script.

I really don't know what two illiterate people can study.

"The phone is ringing—"

After a while, Bai Jianping took the opportunity to run out under the pretext that the phone rang.

Ma Lanhua grabbed the mobile phone first, and when she saw it, it was the son of Qicheng calling.

She was full of smiles, and gradually thanked her smile when she listened, and she wanted to talk about filming, but she forgot about it.

"What's the matter? Let me instigate two sentences after the fight. Bai Jianping said.

"Here you go, you're here. ”

Bai Jianping took the initiative to ask to answer the phone, and after chatting for less than five sentences, he had nothing to say. And the five sentences are just a few sentences that are repeated all year round, what have you eaten, are you okay at work, take care of your body, how is your girlfriend, and drink less when socializing.

Ma Lanhua has already said these words.

"Xiaobai came, and instigated a few words with my cousin. ”

Bai Jianping handed the mobile phone to Xiaobai, Xiaobai hurriedly got up from the small stool, wiped his little hands, took the mobile phone with a smile, and said loudly: "Crooked~~~Table pot~~ Table pot??......?

Bai Jianping took the phone and looked at it, and the other end of the phone had already hung up.

Xiaobai has a small mouth, a little aggrieved, and her cousin doesn't like her.

She is small, but she understands who likes her and who doesn't, who is good to her and who is bad to her.

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