199, this one of yours is a fake ticket [ask for a monthly pass]

Xiao Xiaofang was quite satisfied with the long skirt that Gu Chen retrieved.

After wearing it on his body for a long time, he turned around and asked Gu Chen: "Son, how is my mother wearing this dress?"

"It's good!" Gu Chen drank milk and sat on the sofa watching the noon news.

"Son, please don't use such perfunctory words, okay?"

Ms. Xiao Xiaofang still wants to hear pertinent advice......

Gu Chen raised his head, then looked at Xiao Xiaofang carefully, and said, "It's very good, it's very good, I'm humbly commended." ”

"Believe you. Xiao Xiaofang nodded with satisfaction, smiled and continued to look for the next target.

However, at this moment, Gu Baichuan is mopping the floor for the first time, and his seriousness makes people suspicious.

"I said Gu Baichuan, do you have itchy hands or what's wrong today? I usually scream when you wash the dishes, why did you take the initiative to mop the floor today?"

After thinking about it, Xiao Xiaofang's eyes were suddenly stunned: "No, you must have a problem today, say, hurry up." ”

"What's the problem, aren't I usually very diligent?" Gu Baichuan glanced at Xiao Xiaofang and continued to mop the floor seriously.

"Come, Gu Chen, Jio lift it. ”

Gu Chen was very cooperative, and asked by the way: "Dad, you really didn't make any big mistakes today?"

Yes, even Gu Chen didn't believe it.

Dad's little problem, Gu Chen has been clear since he was a child.

To make a mistake, you must first work hard and then win sympathy and seize the moral high ground.

Then when everyone's thinking is slack, they slowly tell the mistake.

It's been that way over the years, and it's been tried and tested.

As soon as Gu Chen thought about it, Gu Baichuan put on a hippie smile at Xiao Xiaofang and said, "Wife, do you have to go to the Grand Theater tonight?"

"Of course. Xiao Xiaofang nodded and said, "I have discussed it with those sisters, how can I not go? I have bought all the clothes, so I have to go." ”

Gu Baichuan scratched the back of his head and continued to ask, "Then what if I can't buy a ticket?"

"Of course you can't buy a ticket...... Eh?" Ms. Xiao Xiaofang reacted at this time, turned her head to look at Comrade Gu Baichuan and asked, "Gu Baichuan, you shouldn't say that you didn't get a ticket, right?"

Gu Baichuan nodded silently, and said weakly: "I thought that there were more than a thousand tickets, and it would be too late to buy them today, but just now I drove past the theater ticket office, and people said that the tickets were sold out." ”

"Gu Baichuan, are you teasing me? Hurry up and take out the ticket. Xiao Xiaofang hooked her fingers and stared at Gu Baichuan, feeling that her husband must be joking.

Moments later......

Xiao Xiaofang's face changed from a chuckle to a serious one.

"Really?"

"Really...... Not really. ”

"Gu Baichuan, why are you always like this? You procrastinate when you do something, you always feel that you have confidence, but why do you always fail to do things? You can't buy a ticket, what else can you do?"

Xiao Xiaofang was also angry, and originally discussed going to a concert of a top violin master with her sisters in new clothes.

It was the clothes that burned before, and the tickets could still wait.

Now it's good, the tickets are gone, and the clothes are here.

So you never know, which will come first, tomorrow or the accident......

Gu Baichuan was also annoyed: "Originally, I thought that there would be just one violin player, more than a thousand tickets, no matter how you say it, it can't be sold out so quickly, right? ”

"What should I do then?Can I get a scalper ticket?" Xiao Xiaofang suppressed her anger and continued to ask Gu Baichuan.

"This ...... It's hard to estimate. Gu Baichuan was also distressed and said: "How expensive is this ticket, the most expensive 5888, and the cheapest last row is also 888, I feel that these people are grabbing money in the name of art." ”

"It's called paying for art. Xiao Xiaofang couldn't explain clearly, and she didn't want to say angrily: "Do you know what a bosom friend is?" It means that you can understand the other party's level and the meaning expressed by the other party in music...... Not something that a layman can understand. ”

Holding her forehead, Xiao Xiaofang also waved her hand: "Forget it, I told you that you don't understand, it's like young people like e-sports, and the elderly like to play Go, if you let the elderly go to watch an e-sports game, and let the young people go to watch a Go game, can it feel the same?"

"Mom is right. Gu Chen wanted to raise his hands in approval, but suddenly remembered that in the morning, in the subway station, there was a wandering artist named Bill, who had given him a few tickets.

Thinking of this, Gu Chen hurriedly reached out and took out the three pleated tickets in his pocket.

Then, he looked up and asked Xiao Xiaofang: "Mom, what is the name of the world's top violinist you are talking about?"

"John?? Raul, what's wrong?" Xiao Xiaofang asked.

"Where is the performance location?" Gu Chen asked again.

"Jiangnan Grand Theater, seven o'clock tonight. Xiao Xiaofang said.

"Then don't make a fuss, I'll show you. Gu Chen threw the three tickets on the coffee table.

Xiao Xiaofang was stunned.

Gu Baichuan was also stunned.

The two hurriedly picked up the ticket and checked it carefully.

"Top violin musician John?? Tickets for Raul's concert?"

"VIP Exclusive Seating...... First row?"

The two of them raised their heads at the same time and stared at Gu Chen with incredible eyes.

"Son, this ticket is 5888 one, why did you buy three in one go?" Ms. Xiao Xiaofang suddenly felt a sense of distress.

Gu Baichuan also blamed: "You dare to buy a 5888 one? Did you win the lottery? Besides, isn't it good for us to buy an 888 one?"

felt that their sons had begun to spend lavishly, and the two parents were heartbroken......

The heart said that he had just joined the work for more than half a year, so he dared to squander it like this?

"Is it a VIP ticket?" Gu Chen was also stunned for a moment, picked up the ticket on the coffee table and opened it to take a look: "It's really!"

"You bought the tickets yourself, you don't know it's VIP?" Xiao Xiaofang's eyes widened, and she said angrily: "Son, tell me the truth, how much did you spend on these three tickets in total?"

"A hundred...... Right?" Gu Chen looked at Xiao Xiaofang with uncertain eyes: "Or...... Got it for free?"

Gu Baichuan raised his forehead and said, "The more my son talks, the more outrageous it becomes, can you buy three VIP tickets for a hundred yuan?"

Then Gu Baichuan took out a piece of Grandpa Mao, raised it in his hand and said, "I'll give you another hundred yuan, can you buy it for me?"

"But people don't buy tickets, right?" Gu Chen couldn't explain it for a while, so he could only roughly describe the situation he encountered at the exit of the subway.

The two parents were instantly stunned......

"So, you give that homeless man a hundred bucks?"

"Mom, he's not a vagabond, he's a vagabond, I think he plays the violin very well, no worse than a master. ”

"Then, he gave you three VIP tickets worth 5,888 yuan?"

"Dad, what you said is not accurate, it should be that I gave him a hundred yuan as a support for his music, and then he gave me three more tickets. ”

Xiao Xiaofang and Gu Baichuan looked at each other, and then both came to the same conclusion: their son was deceived.

"I guess the ticket is fake. Comrade Gu Baichuan sat on the sofa with a golden knife and said, "This homeless man, oh no, wandering artist, will give you such a valuable ticket?

"I agree with your dad. Xiao Xiaofang also sat beside Gu Chen and said, "If these three tickets are real, then it is 17,664 yuan, and you exchange a hundred yuan for 17,664 yuan, are people stupid?"

"Perhaps, that's what you're talking about, right? I seem to be able to understand his music. Gu Chen also retorted, was silent for a few seconds, and said: "Although he uses a relatively old violin, the music he plays can really make people listen to it, otherwise I wouldn't have stood there alone and listened to it for dozens of minutes." ”

Xiao Xiaofang glanced at Gu Baichuan behind her, then turned her head to Gu Chen and said, "Son, thank you for this kindness, but if you use fake tickets to participate in the concert and be seen by your aunts, they will laugh at us." ”

"Yes, you also know that Aunt Wan, who is on a dance team with your mother, is a famous poisonous tongue, and she usually likes to steal the limelight in front of your mother, so if she sees us using fake tickets, then she will definitely spread the word all over the world, and your mother also wants to save face. ”

Afterwards, Gu Baichuan said to Xiao Xiaofang: "Otherwise, let's try our luck at the gate of the Grand Theater at night, maybe the scalper has a ticket in his hand, let's just buy it." ”

"What does it mean to buy it? The scalper's ticket won't be fake? And can the ticket in the hand of the scalper be sold to you at the original price? If the person is sure that you will definitely go to see it, the price is not the scalper himself?"

After thinking about it, Xiao Xiaofang waved her hand helplessly: "Forget it, don't go." ”

Gu Baichuan couldn't do it, so he could only look at Gu Chen.

Gu Chen said: "Otherwise, let's go to the Grand Theater for three people in the evening, if the ticket is real, then let's go in and watch it, if it's fake, then I will invite you to have a big dinner, our family will eat and drink." ”

Gu Baichuan slapped his face: "Eh, son, this is a good idea, what do you think, wife?"

Xiao Xiaofang was originally sulking, but hearing Gu Chen say this, it was also a good choice, so she nodded: "Okay, it's rare for a son to have filial piety, so let's mobilize the whole family?"

"Hmm. Gu Chen nodded.

"Uh-huh. Gu Baichuan also nodded.

......

......

Six o'clock in the evening.

Driving to the Jiangnan Grand Theater, the three of them were on an empty stomach.

According to Gu Chen's suggestion, if the ticket is fake, the family will go to a nearby restaurant for a big meal, and if the ticket is real, then go to a nearby restaurant to finish the dinner and then go to the Grand Theater.

There are a lot of people at the entrance of the Grand Theater......

Many sneaky black-clad people wearing peaked caps walked through the crowd, and when they saw the crowd that wanted to get closer to the Grand Theater, they would come up and ask, "Do you want tickets?" ”

Some people who learn that the tickets are sold out at the ticket window will helplessly go to the scalpers and then ask the price with the mentality of giving it a try.

After hearing the price, many people will wave their hands and leave regretfully, and some will grit their teeth and spend a lot of money to buy tickets from scalpers.

Xiao Xiaofang walked at the forefront, panicked, and said that there are not many people now, and if the tickets are fake, they will not be ridiculed by the onlookers.

So timing is important......

After a bunch of people entered the venue, Xiao Xiaofang decisively issued an order: "Go, while there are not many people now, let's hurry up and check the ticket." ”

"Hello, please show your ticket. In the ticket inspection area, a middle-aged man with a paralyzed face said.

Xiao Xiaofang quickly took out three crumpled tickets from her backpack and prepared to hand them over.

"Xiaofang?"

Suddenly, someone was shouting from behind.

As soon as Xiao Xiaofang turned around, her face instantly turned ugly: "What...... How are they?"

Several fashionably dressed middle-aged women are walking towards the ticket gate.

"Xiaofang, didn't you say that you would come over at half past six and then go in after gathering? Why did you come here first?" led by a middle-aged woman wearing heavy makeup, dressed a little coolly.

But no matter how thick the makeup is, it is not as beautiful as Xiao Xiaofang, who is almost elegant.

"I ...... Didn't I bring my husband and son with me, they were in a hurry to go in first, didn't they?"

Xiao Xiaofang glanced at Gu Baichuan beside her, Gu Baichuan understood "ah" in seconds, and said, "Isn't it?" I heard that the Jiangnan City Grand Theater has been renovated, and I have long wanted to come and have a look. ”

Wan Mindai frowned slightly to express her doubts, then turned her head and saw Gu Chen, and immediately pursed her lips and smiled: "Isn't this Chenchen? You are so handsome? Aunt Wan hasn't seen you for a long time." ”

"Hello Aunt Wan. Gu Chen said hello, and then greeted several other middle-aged women in turn: "Aunt Li is good, Aunt Liu is good, Aunt Zhang is good, Aunt Wang is ......"

"Okay, good, Gu Chen is really talented, my Wenwen often mentions you. ”

"My family Lulu is too, she always tells me that she hasn't seen Brother Gu Chen for a long time. β€œ

"You guys are nothing, my girl, even the photo of the kindergarten and Gu Chen, is still framed in a photo frame and placed on the desk, I like to wipe it with a cloth when I have nothing to do, that's really a childhood sweetheart." ”

......

"Huh!"

Seeing all kinds of aunties beeping, Gu Chen also scratched the back of his head, thinking about leaving this damn place quickly.

After a while, Wan Min raised his hand and said, "Then since everyone has arrived, let's go in together, it's not interesting to stay outside anyway." ”

"Okay, let's go in. Another aunt also said.

At this time, everyone invariably took out the tickets, as if they were paying for it......

Everyone had tickets in their hands, and they immediately looked at each other.

"Eh, Xiao Wang, what is the price of the tickets you bought?" Wan Min asked.

Aunt Wang waved her hand: "It's the cheapest, the kind of 888 one, anyway, I can listen to it everywhere." ”

"yes, so I also bought an 1888 one, which means that the location is better, in fact, it's nothing, and I want to sit in the back row. Another Aunt Li also said.

Aunt Liu asked Wan Min, who had the most diligent mouth, and said, "Eh, Xiao Wan, how much did you buy tickets?"

"yes, how much did you buy?" Aunt Zhang also asked with her neck stretched.

Wan Min laughed twice, grabbed the ticket, and hung it in front of Aunt Zhang.

"3888?" Aunt Zhang was shocked: "Xiao Wan, in order to listen to a violin, you really spent a lot of money." ”

Wan Min's comparison heart was greatly satisfied, and he waved his hand and said: "It's nothing, I'm willing to pay for art, it doesn't matter if it's expensive, the key is that it's worth the price." ”

After several aunts praised each other for a while, they found that Xiao Xiaofang had been standing in the corner silently, which immediately attracted Wan Min's attention.

"Eh, Xiaofang, the three of you bought a joint ticket, right? How much did you buy it?" Wan Min asked.

Xiao Xiaofang suddenly became nervous, clutched the crumpled ticket tightly in her hand, and said with a smile: "I...... We didn't buy a ticket, the ticket was given by someone else. ”

"Oh, someone gave such an expensive ticket?" Wan Min was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "That must be the cheapest kind, right?"

Aunt Wang, who had bought the cheapest ticket just now, suddenly said excitedly: "Really, Xiaofang, then we can sit together." ”

"Huh. Xiao Xiaofang smiled, feeling a little like crying now, why are these people so annoying?

"Take a look. Taking advantage of Xiao Xiaofang's lack of response, Wan Min twitched his hand and pinched the ticket in Xiao Xiaofang's hand.

His eyes glared, then he stared, and then he stared: "5888?

The scene suddenly became lively, and many aunts came around, looking left and right.

"How is it possible? Who is so generous? VIP who gives tickets and 5888 tickets? Or is it a serial number?" Wan Min was a little unhappy.

I was still the focus just now, but now it's not, can I not be angry?

"Hehe, yes...... It was sent by a friend of my son Gu Chen. Xiao Xiaofang said.

"That's pretty much it. Wan Min nodded and looked up at Gu Chen: "If it were your Gu Chen, maybe you would still have this face, but I want to ask, Chenchen, who gave you the ticket so generously?"

"A street performer, also a violinist. Gu Chen blurted out, very sincere.

Wan Min sneered and laughed: "Street performer, give you three tickets worth 5888? Do you really believe it, silly boy? It must be a fake ticket." ”

"But I don't think he's a liar. Gu Chen said.

Wan Min waved his hand and said, "Young people nowadays, it's too easy to trust others, and three tickets have to be worth more than 17,000 yuan, right? People have this money, and they still use it to sell their arts? So it's not that your aunt wants to criticize you, sometimes you young people look at problems, it's too simple and simple." ”

Waving his hand, Wan Min looked at Xiao Xiaofang again and said: "I said Xiao Fang, your family is quite rich in business, and you are usually thrifty, how can you use this kind of fake ticket to fool art? Art is priceless? This is for the great artist John?" A kind of desecration of Mr. Raul's achievements. ”

"I ......"

Xiao Xiaofang blushed and wanted to speak, but was preempted by Wan Min again.

"Xiaofang, look at that, the scalpers over there may still have some tickets in their hands, it's too late for you to buy them now, it's more expensive, art is priceless after all." ”

"Yes, Xiaofang, can the ticket given by the homeless man be taken seriously? It's just that your family is too naΓ―ve, I definitely don't believe it. ”

"Yes, it's good to spend 888 to buy the cheapest one, anyway, it's an honor to be able to listen to it live. ”

Several aunts who played well with Wan Min immediately followed Wan Min's help.

Seeing that Xiao Xiaofang is embarrassed now, Wan Min is very happy, and he seizes the opportunity to count Xiao Xiaofang down, can he be unhappy?

A woman's comparison heart can sometimes be called a wild beast, which is so realistic.

"Alright, let's go in first. Wan Min took out the ticket with satisfaction and handed it to the scanner in the ticket inspector's hand.

"Beep!"

A red fork stands out.

The ticket inspector, whose face was paralyzed, turned his head and said, "Madam, this one of yours is a fake ticket." ”