On the surface, Qin Feng's fart slapped the horse's leg.

But he did it deliberately from the beginning, otherwise he wouldn't have started screaming as soon as he entered the door, and with his eyesight, he could easily see Wei Qingtian pulling a face.

Just because the other party pulled a face, he had to say something unreliable to ease the tension of the first meeting.

"Hehe, old man, who made you angry like this?" he stepped forward, patted his chest and said, "Tell me, I'll help you get angry." ”

"It's you kid, you beat yourself to death, even if you are angry with me, beat. "Wei Qingtian didn't have a good airway.

He Muqing, Qin Dashao said with a dry smile: "How painful it is to beat yourself to death." Besides, why did I make the old man angry after such a sassy year? Oh, I know! You must blame me for taking so long to attack your precious granddaughter, don't you?"

The old man's eyes glared: "Qin Feng, don't pretend to be confused with me, is Lao Tzu so easy to deceive? What did we say at the beginning, how did you promise me, it's only been a few days, and you have broken your promise!"

Qin Dashao said with a puzzled face: "What did I promise you? I promised you to take good care of Leader He, and by the way, I did it!"

The old man was angry, pointed to his nose and said, "Say it again!" At that time, it was obviously said that haode, you provided me with medicinal materials to prolong my life, and I promised you that you could eat Xiaoqing's tofu, but you must not take a step beyond Zuihou, didn't you say so?"

"Is that what I said, I don't remember exactly. He scratched his head and said.

"Boy, you dare to fight with me, Lao Tzu has to beat you today. The old man was really angry, and if it weren't for his age, he would probably pull out his gun.

Qin Dashao smiled, turned his head to He Muqing and said, "Hear it, I eat your tofu to take advantage of you, it's all about orders, you always don't believe me, now believe it." ”

Only then did the old man realize that he had been fooled, and in order to prolong his life, he did not hesitate to let his granddaughter sell his hue, if this kind of thing spread, his old face would have no place to rest.

Even if it doesn't spread out, there is no place for the old face to rest, and the precious granddaughter has already heard it with her own ears.

With a black line on his face, Leader He said to the old man: "Grandpa, I really didn't expect that you would be able to do such a thing." Originally, I always thought that Xiaofeng was lying, but it turned out that you personally agreed, no wonder he always looked for opportunities to eat my tofu. ”

The old man muttered: "Who made you my granddaughter, of course it is easier to pit your own people than to pit others." ”

"What did you say?" said Leader He.

The old man smiled dryly and said, "It's nothing, anyway, you and Xiaofeng have already gone to bed, what's it like to eat some tofu...... No, you lied to me!"

Faced with the sudden remark, the two of them chuckled in their hearts at the same time, could it be that the old man saw the clue?

It's impossible, the two of them are very sure that they didn't say the wrong thing, why did they show their stuffing?

"Haha, you two naughty kids. The old man was happy, pointed to his granddaughter and said, "You must be deliberately acting for He Zhengjun, right? Xiaoqing, don't try to quibble, grandpa's eyes are poisonous, you are still a virgin!"

He Muqing's face immediately turned red, can you see this?

Qin Dashao was also dumbfounded, he didn't expect to be planted on this, the old man's eyes can no longer be described as poisonous, he is simply a thief, a thief to the extreme.

I knew that I should have eaten her just now, and there would have been no accident at this moment.

The old man laughed for a while, then turned his head to look at Qin Feng: "Boy, this must be your idea, don't think about quibbling, I know Xiaoqing's character too well, she never wanted such crooked things." ”

Qin Dashao shrugged his shoulders and said, "Thank you for the old man's compliment, there is nothing to hide now, we are indeed making a show for Uncle He." But we do this, you know, needless to say. ”

Wei Qingtian waved his hand: "Of course I know, but I can't figure it out, what's wrong with marrying ***? You have to marry a grassroots, you have to start from scratch, is this kind of life meaningful?"

"But didn't you also marry your daughter to a grassroots person?" Leader He asked rhetorically.

The old man raised his eyebrows: "Actually, I never had the idea of climbing the dragon and attaching the phoenix, mainly your parents, especially your father." He feels that he has gone through too many hardships from the grassroots all the way to the present, so he doesn't want you to follow your mother's old path, and it is precisely because he deeply understands that he tries his best to arrange for you to marry into a wealthy family. ”

It turns out that this is the case, Uncle He is really not kind, as a grassroots, it is okay not to create conditions for the grassroots to counterattack, and it is too unkind to cut off the possibility of their counterattack.

Leader He muttered: "It's really unreasonable, before Xiaofeng said that he forgot his roots, I was not convinced, but now it seems that he just forgot his roots!"

The old man smiled very meaningfully: "Two, since you have been debunked by me, there will be no more acting in the future." Tell me what else you have to do. ”

He Muqing had always listened to Qin Feng, and she turned her head to look at him.

Qin Dashao thought for a few seconds, and said: "Since the fake can't be true, I think the next step should be to fake the show, and the two of us can regain control of the overall situation." What do you think of this trick, old man?"

The old man's eyes were round: "It's not good! You kid really hit Xiaoqing's idea, Xiaoqing, you recognize his ugly face, stay away from him in the future, prevent fire and theft, prevent Qin Feng, and become the family motto of the Wei family and the He family in the future." ”

I'll wipe it, I'll xiexie you two, you really give face.

Looking at Qin Feng's embarrassed face, He Muqing couldn't help but laugh.

The old man continued: "Since you have come to me, you have to follow my rules! What kind of fake drama is really done, Qin Feng, do you think you still have such a chance?"

Qin Dashao also smiled: "You don't believe in my ability to steal jade and incense, why don't we try it?"

The old man's face tightened, and he snorted: "It's really luring the wolf into the room, Boss Qin, I beg you, let my granddaughter go, I'm just this granddaughter." ”

"I'm going to steal people tonight, Leader He, you have to be ready. He smiled and said, "Don't forget to wash yourself before going to bed, and wait for my brother to drill your bed." ”

"Die!" Leader He glanced at him and said, "If you don't shoot to death, you will come, my aunt and grandmother will put bombs on the doors and windows, and hide a pistol under the pillow to deal with perverts with bad intentions." ”

The old man began to slap his hands and added, "Don't forget to put a mine under the carpet and blow him up." ”