"Beauty, do you want to be with me?"

"Don't, don't!"

"If a woman says no, that's it!"

In a remote and desolate alley, Ling Hu Chong was stunned to appreciate the ridiculous scene in front of him.

A man dressed in brocade clothes, about thirty years old, with a handsome appearance, carried a long knife with a special shape in his waist, his face was full of red light, the temples on both sides of his forehead were bulging high, and the true qi in his body was circulating rapidly around the Great Zhou Tian, as if he had entered the ranks of the top masters in the rivers and lakes.

But this supreme master was looking obscene and hooligan at this time, blocking a beautiful woman who didn't know the slightest martial arts in the corner, up and down his hands, constantly teasing the sensitive parts of the beautiful woman's body, and his mouth was even more foul language.

Perhaps because she was afraid of being heard, the beautiful woman suppressed her moans and kept pleading, but the man who had a serious conflict between his appearance and behavior ignored it at all, and still kept his hands and feet, and after a while, he touched the beautiful woman's whole body again.

Touching the excitement, the man actually sighed and said to himself: "You women, you just like to bend straight things, beat around the bush, obviously you want it very much, but you shout no, women, what a complicated animal!"

"Okay, beauty, now, let's play a fun game, what posture do you like, Uncle Ben is happy today, no matter how difficult the action is, you will be satisfied, why don't you have an old man's cart first, what, don't?" The man pretended to hesitate, and suddenly smiled cheaply, "The woman said no, that is, yes! I'm coming!"

"Ahh

The man's reaction completely proved to the world the fact that he was the top master of the rivers and lakes, only to see him lift his pants suddenly, and instantly pulled out the long knife at his waist with his backhand, and shouted angrily: "Who, sneaky, there is a kind of out!"

"Your Excellency's martial arts are so strong, but it is really a bit disgraceful to bully a weak woman who is powerless here. Ling Hu Chong walked out of the darkness with his hands behind his back and said, "Huashan sent Ling Hu Chong to meet Your Excellency!"

"It turned out to be a big disciple of the Huashan faction, and the white-clothed divine sword Ling Hu Chong!" Hearing this, the man actually inserted the long knife back into his waist, raised his hand and hugged his fist and said: "In Shimoda Boguang, I have long admired the name of Brother Linghu." ”

"Fuck, you son of a bitch!" Hearing the man's name, Ling Hu Chong couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, "I should have thought that with the supreme martial arts combat power in the rivers and lakes, but in this ghost place where birds don't shit and black paint is to molest women from good families, I'm afraid that the only one who can do this kind of thing is the notorious flower thief Tian Boguang on the rivers and lakes." ”

"The title of Miles of Loneliness is just the love of friends on the rivers and lakes, you can also call me, handsome and extraordinary, graceful, Yushu Linfeng Xiaotian!" Tian Boguang stretched out his hand and stroked his hair, and said to Linghu.

"To be a prostitute to the realm of Brother Tian, the younger brother's admiration for you is like a surging river, endless!" Ling Hu Chong said, "It's just that doing things in this kind of place is too tasteless, if Brother Tian appreciates his face, why don't you go and have a drink?"

"Oh, Brother Linghu originally wanted to save this little lady, but the beauty may not be willing to let you save it, the woman said no, in fact, she just wanted!" Tian Boguang triumphantly taught Ling Huchong his experience with women.

"However, my Tian Boguang likes to make friends the most, and I would rather have friends than beauties, Brother Linghu, I see that you are pleasing to the eye, so I will give you this face, go, brother, I will invite you to have a drink in the watery years." ”

"Okay, I can't ask for it!"

Ling Hu Chong was worried that he couldn't find a way, so he simply went to play with Tian Boguang, now he is not the Ling Hu Chong in the original book, he was eaten to death by Tian Boguang, although Tian Boguang belongs to the early stage of the top of the rivers and lakes, and Ling Hu Chong is now the peak of the legendary mythical realm, even if he can't easily use his internal force, he can be killed within three moves with Dugu Nine Swords alone.

So, Linghu Chong followed Tian Boguang leisurely to his destination, the most famous green building in Huashan - like water, as soon as his left foot stepped into the door, the old bustard personally came out and enthusiastically greeted the two of them to the private room on the second floor, it can be seen that Tian Boguang is a frequent visitor here, and he is the gold owner in the eyes of the old bustard.

And Tian Boguang was really unexpected by Ling Hu Chong, whether it was his appearance or conversation, it was far from the description in Jin Daxia's original book, and Lao Tian's appearance, according to his conscience, was resolute and handsome, much stronger than those cream boys and red star beauties in later generations, and he was an absolute young woman killer.

The most amazing thing is that Tian Boguang is actually very talkative, his eloquence is not ordinarily good, his mouth is like a river, and his witty words are like pearls, which is an export chapter, and he has a very unique view and insight on everything in the world.

Of course, he talked about women the most, from the woman's figure, pace and posture, dress and other aspects, in-depth analysis of women's deep desires, hobbies, psychology and expectations, even if you know that he Tian Boguang is a heinous and unforgiving, lewd wife and daughter of the flower thief, you have to admit that he is an absolute master of female psychology research, physiology practice master, famous body art master, action movie best guidance grandmaster, even, there are a series of titles such as best original action design, best screenwriter, best martial arts instructor, best storyline, etc。

"Brother Linghu, you and I hit it off at first sight, we have similar interests, it's really a blessing in the world, come, do this bowl!" Tian Boguang was in high spirits, and raised his glass to Ling Hu Chong for a bowl.

"Brother Tian's understanding of women is really thorough, and the research theory is even more profound and profound, to the point, the younger brother is so old or the first time to have such a strong admiration and admiration, acquaintance is fate, today I am fortunate to make friends with Brother Tian, it is really worth the trip, I did it!"

Linghu rushed to the person who did not refuse, and after clinking glasses, he tilted his head and drank the wine in the bowl.

"Pity me Linghu Chong I is famous, but I can't even guess the mind of an ordinary woman, I'm afraid that even Brother Tian can't compare to one ten-thousandth of it!"

"Although Brother Linghu is currently inexperienced in reading women, and he doesn't know much about women's minds, I think Brother Linghu is talented, and he is really peerless, as long as he is trained a little, he may not be able to become the second lonely Tian Boguang in the future!"

Tian Boguang suddenly sighed: "In fact, Tian also stepped over step by step, thinking that at the beginning, I was willing to become a thief and robber for a beloved woman, to steal and rob, just to satisfy her thirst for jewelry." However, when I was about to propose to her with all my jewels, she actually chose to marry an old man in his old age!"

"I gave everything for her, but she actually treated me like this, the girls in Yihong Courtyard were sarcastic that I didn't understand women, you say, I don't understand women?"

Tian Boguang obviously drank too much, or he was aggrieved and suppressed for too long, and he actually began to explode fierce news about Ling Hu Chong in the private room, hiding secrets deep in his depths.

"On the night of her wedding, I was so drunk and crazy that I impulsively carried this quick knife and killed all the guests who came to the wedding banquet with the bride and groom, and the blood flowed like a river, and when she fell in a pool of blood, I was sober and my heart was completely broken, and I told myself that I would never let this happen again!"

Tian Boguang actually cried as he spoke.

"A woman's mind is too hard to guess, a woman says yes, I give, says I don't understand the mood, the woman says don't, I don't give, and says I don't understand a woman's heart, do you want it or not, do I give it or not?"

"Since then, I have changed my ideals, I want to be a flower thief who reads all the beauties in the world, and I want to understand what women really want in their hearts. So, I started to commit crazy crimes, I want to dissect the depths of a woman's heart step by step through continuous practice, I am actually a real scholar!

Ling Hu Chong was directly shocked to urine, and with this shocking transformation, your existence is simply the gospel of men in the world.

"Brother Tian, you are not only a real scholar, you are also the only one, a unique master of female studies, a master of practice, and a master of female psychology in the entire Xiaoao Jianghu, and my admiration for you is like a surging river......

(PS: This book has been changed to a sign status, you can rest assured that you can collect it, and the other three days are on a business trip in the field, so you can only update the code word in the hotel at night, it may be late, and you can read it the next day if you can't wait)