Chapter 7 I admit that I have no brains!
"Okay, I don't want to mention Chu Yu's apprentice, but I still have to say that this "Nine Summer Pine Wind Map" is fake. ”
After saying this, Su Haoran raised his hand and pinched it on the canvas, and a piece of thread was pulled out by him.
Then, Su Haoran turned around and walked towards his office.
It's just that when he pushed the door open, he was said again without looking back, "Chu Yu, don't forget what our bet is." ”
Bang Dang!
As the office door closed, the staff in the business department breathed a sigh of relief.
"Manager Chu, don't worry too much, even if the deputy manager has strong business ability, we will support you. ”
"Yes, and I don't think Manager Chu may have lost, he didn't say why he came to this "Nine Summer Pine Wind Map"!"
"That is, although I serve the deputy manager's treasure appreciation strength, I still believe that Sister Yu is stronger. ”
Several veteran salesmen surrounded Chu Yu and comforted her in a whisper.
But the more this is the case, the more ugly Chu Yu's face becomes.
"Nylon thread. ”
After being silent for a while, Chu Yu's beautiful face, which was always full of confidence, suddenly crossed a touch of indescribable loneliness, she twisted the thread that Su Haoran pulled from the canvas, and said in a trembling voice: "This painting is really fake, we are all confused by color and painting skills, and we actually ignore the canvas, I lost." ”
Now everyone understands.
At the end of the Ming Dynasty, how could there be a canvas woven with nylon threads?
The salesman who claimed just now that Su Haoran didn't say why, his whole face turned into a cloud of fire.
In the general manager's office on the top floor, Dong Shiyu, who had been watching the surveillance, was shocked to the extreme at this time, and the two red lips were even circled into an O-shape.
"Oh my God! Su Haoran's treasure appreciation ability is so powerful, didn't I pick up the treasure?"
After the shock, Dong Shiyu jumped up from the chair excitedly, "I can cure diseases and appreciate treasures, and I am still a young great master." Hehe, this girl forgive you for offending me yesterday. ”
Squeak!
Fifteen minutes later, Chu Yu, who had been entangled for a while, took the initiative to push open the door of the deputy manager's office.
Su Haoran, who was sitting behind the desk, was looking at a magazine about antiques, an unlit cigarette was in his mouth, and he only glanced up at Chu Yu before retracting his gaze.
Chu Yu sat opposite Su Haoran, took the initiative to pick up the lighter, helped him light the cigarette, and then pushed a slip in front of him: "According to the company's regulations, if you find a fake, it can be regarded as a stop loss for the company." Stop loss of a fake, the bonus is two hundred, you have a total of forty-three stops, the bonus is eight thousand six, and you can go to the finance to receive the money in a while. ”
Oh!
Su Haoran took the approval slip, obviously extremely excited, but he behaved very casually, and asked with a big grin: "Is there anything else?"
Chu Yu bit his lip lightly, lowered his head and whispered, "I'm willing to gamble and lose, I admit it...... I'm big-chested. ”
"Be louder. ”
Su Haoran took a hard puff of his cigarette and said in a joking tone: "In front of all the salesmen, you said that I was late and asked me to get out, but it wasn't at this volume!
"You!hello!"
Chu Yu pressed his hands on the desk and shouted loudly: "I admit it, I have a big chest and no brains! Are you satisfied this time?"
Oh!
Su Haoran put down the magazine in his hand and said with a smile: "Sister Yu, my brother is joking with you, in fact, I didn't take this bet seriously at all." ”
Your sister!
Chu Yu was so angry that she almost cried, you are a bad person, don't think that the old lady can't understand.
At the same time, a group of interesting salesmen outside the door also heard it clearly, all with strange faces.
They didn't expect that the fierce beauty would really succumb.
In the office, Chu Yu slowed down for half a minute before calming down the anger, and then put on a posture again: "Su Haoran, how did you see that there was a problem with the canvas of "Nine Summer Pine Wind Map"?"
Su Haoran said: "There is no secret to this, it mainly depends on carefulness, as long as you observe carefully enough, you can naturally see through the essence of things." ”
"For example?" When Chu Yu spit out these three words, there was already a hint of asking for advice in his tone.
"For example...... You. ”
The corners of Su Haoran's mouth provoked a touch of evil arc, and said, "You have not been sitting in front of me for a few minutes, but you have fine-tuned your sitting posture three times, which shows that you ......"
"What?" Chu Yu, a fierce beauty, is more anxious, and the more Su Haoran lengthens her voice, the more her curiosity is tickled.
Su Haoran said: "It means that you are wearing a dingnei inside, and the friction of fine objects will cause gynecological inflammation, and you must be very uncomfortable." ”
Syllable!
Chu Yu stood up, staring at Su Haoran's eyes, and his charming face was so red that he was about to drip blood.
Su Haoran took two puffs of cigarette, with a calm smile on his face that was covered by smoke, which always gave people a sense of evil.
Chu Yu glared at Su Haoran, the more he looked at it, the more he felt annoyed, and then turned around and said, "I'm leaving." ”
Su Haoran asked casually, "Why are you going?"
"Bastard, I'm going to change the inner ku!" When Chu Yu said this, she just opened the door, and then, she saw a scene that made him completely collapse.
Outside the office, more than a dozen little heads were piled together, and a group of salesmen were listening to the sound.
Phew!
The fierce beauty who was full of prestige and words in the business department was like an injured little daughter-in-law at this time, covering her face and running away.
Su Haoran was so angry that he flicked the cigarette fart in his hand at this group of good deeds, waved his hand and said, "What are you looking at?
A group of salesmen hurriedly ran away, but soon Su Haoran heard a burst of extremely three-eight discussions outside.
"You all heard it just now, the fierce beauty is going back to change the inner ku!"
"Of course I heard it, and we're not deaf. ”
"Deputy Manager Su is really amazing, on the first day of work, he not only subdued the fierce beauty in business, but also took down the fierce beauty, feat, I am now completely convinced. ”
Hearing such a discussion, Su Haoran smiled and shook his head.
He is not afraid that others will misunderstand something, as a man, this kind of thing does not suffer.
Su Haoran also walked out of the office with Chu Yu's approval slip, he was in a hurry to get the bonus.
However, as soon as Su Haoran walked out of the business department, he heard more voices again.
"Well, I don't think the assistant manager can do anything, you think about it, it's only been a long time for the fierce beauty to enter his office, less than five minutes in total, right? ”
Five minutes!
Su Haoran turned around suddenly, stood outside the sliding door of the office area and looked in, but everyone was collectively silent.
After he left again, the female saleswoman who had just said Su Haoran for five minutes stuck out her tongue and shrugged her shoulders, and whispered: "It's confirmed, it's a five-point fast man, and I'm angry." ”
PS: The title of this chapter is Brother Hand shouts that he is big-chested and brainless.,Brother who doesn't collect.,Hurry up and collect it.。