Chapter 368: The Maokeng Trio
Huang Zhonggong's mouth was shocked, and instantly scared Dan Qingsheng and Bald Pen Weng into peeing, and after the shock, they were shocked to find that the probability of Hei Baizi falling into the pit was much higher than the probability of being kidnapped by a peerless master.
Ren Wuxing has been imprisoned for so many years, and he will naturally be very unhappy in his heart, and Hei Baizi has come to harass him three times and twice, and even wants to deceive his peerless magic power star absorbing Dafa, how can such a guy be safe and sound in the hands of Ren Wuxing.
It is also very normal to be kicked and exploded in the lower body to vent anger by the emotionally out of control, but fortunately, the black and white Zifu has a big life, the lower body is strong enough, and there is no worst result of "chicken flying egg beating", although the eggs are swollen badly, but they have saved their lives.
It's just that although Hei Baizi is not worried about his life, he is seriously injured, Rao is Huang Zhonggong contributed the rare elixir in his hand to heal him, and he can't heal his wounds instantly, it would be good to be able to keep the chicks and eggs below, at least it will take half a year to return to normal.
As for this period of inconvenience, it is best to lie in bed and not move, and obediently recuperate for three or two months, otherwise you will accidentally pull the balls, and the heart-like pain is not something that ordinary people can bear.
However, Hei Baizi has the same habit as Bald Pen Weng and Dan Qingsheng, that is, they like to squat in the pit.
Squat in the pit to celebrate when you are happy, squat to think when you are worried, squat to calm down when you are excited, squat to calm down when you are irritable, and squat to breathe when you are hurt.
In short, these guys like to squat in the pit when they have nothing to do, and I don't know who took the lead, which has led to the development of this bad habit now, do you say that the guy who is black and white has to be careful to even walk for fear of pulling the balls can squat independently in this critical time?
Will he be able to climb up after falling in? The answer is unknown!
"I told you a long time ago to get rid of this bad habit, but you just didn't listen, and now something is wrong. What are you doing when you go to the thatched house so many times, people go to the thatched house for convenience, and you go to the thatched house purely to find, with the current state of the second child, how can you climb up if you accidentally plant it in?"
Huang Zhonggong was very angry and didn't know where he learned the bad habits. If there is nothing important, these three guys can squat in it from morning to sunset, and they can skip lunch, and they are also called "thinking about life!"
Now it's okay, fall into the dung pit to think about life, let you think enough.
If it was in the past, although Huang Zhonggong was very disliked by the bad habits of Dan Qingsheng, Bald Bi Weng and the others, he would not be angry. But now is a critical period, and letting me get out of trouble and getting out of prison is bound to have a huge impact on the position and situation of the entire Sun Moon God Sect, and during this time, he has been severely hit by Ling Hu Chong and let me go, and when he is in a very bad mood, he naturally wants to severely criticize the things that he is already unaccustomed to.
Huang Zhonggong's stern reprimand made the faces of Bald Pen Weng and Dan Qingsheng very embarrassed, and the four of them were arranged to go on a business trip to Hangzhou. I have been guarding Meizhuang for a long time, and I can't go out to play. After a long time, I was a little depressed and depressed.
Everyone knows that if a person's emotions are depressed for a long time and cannot be vented, sooner or later he will go insane and become crazy.
In order to relieve stress and relieve depression, Hei Baizi, Bald Pen Weng and Dan Qingsheng learned to touch themselves without a teacher. These three guys even often get together to exchange experiences and experiences, and an ordinary self-touch is simply played by them, what is the pleasure of the left hand than the right hand, and what kind of frequency will feel more exciting. They all found the pattern and became a generation of self-touching grandmasters.
But the good times didn't last long, the inventory in the human body was limited after all, and the frequent self-touching seriously affected their physical health, among which the black and white son's originally somewhat pale face became more obvious, as if it had been smeared with gray powder, lifeless, without any blood.
Dan Qingsheng and Bald Pen Weng were not much better, they were once in a state of serious prostration, if it wasn't for Huang Zhonggong to discover the problem in time, I'm afraid that these three guys who don't know moderation would have died.
Under the strong intervention of Huang Zhonggong, the three of them were forced to forcibly quit touching their cocks, but this pleasure has already formed a habit, even if they know that it is harmful to the body, they can't stop, and they will always involuntarily touch themselves to their lower bodies a few times in the middle of the night.
Until one night, Hei Baizi was really uncomfortable, gritted his teeth and ran to the thatched house and squatted all night, and the next morning he pushed open the wooden door of the thatched house, and suddenly felt a burst of comfort, as if the whole shijie had become clear.
Hei Baizi was ecstatic to tell this discovery to Bald Bi Weng and Dan Qingsheng, and the three of them finally found out after many shiyan practices that Hei Baizi's way is indeed effective, squatting on the pit and smelling the ammonia with a large amount of pungent smell can make his emotions calm and his thinking become very clear, which is definitely a cross-era discovery.
As a result, the thatched house became a place where the black and white trio often met to discuss problems and exchange experiences.
According to Huang Zhonggong's speculation, the reason why the second Hei Baizi disappeared was because the possibility of falling into the dung pit was as high as more than eighty percent.
Thinking of this, Bald Pen Weng and Dan Qingsheng suddenly screamed, and without Huang Zhonggong's orders, they immediately pushed open the door, spread their feet and ran to the thatched house.
Kicking open the luxurious private thatched house, Bald Bi Weng and Dan Qingsheng did not hesitate to drill in, Huang Zhonggong followed behind the two and was about to drill inside, a strong pungent smell instantly jumped into his nostrils, and entered his lungs with his breathing.
Huang Zhonggong, who was not prepared at all, only felt that his brain was dizzy, his feet staggered, his body staggered, and he almost fell to the ground, what the hell is this, how did this earth-shattering poisonous gas come about, Meizhuang still has this kind of thing, it's terrible.
Huang Zhonggong didn't know that in order to often breathe this strong pungent smell, Hei Baizi, Bald Pen Weng and Dan Qingsheng deliberately built a private luxury thatched house, which was specially used for the enjoyment of the three brothers.
In order to retain the unique smell of the thatched house, they sealed all the vents around the thatched house, and every time they went out, they would tie the wooden door of the thatched house, and the pungent smell could not be dispersed, but could only gather in the thatched house, becoming more and more intense.
The lethality of this smell is too great, Rao is Huang Zhonggong has become a peerless late-stage master and can't bear it, just inhaling it, his brain is dizzy and he almost fell to the ground.
Finally forced the extremely lethal irritating gas in his body out of his body, Huang Zhonggong retreated seven or eight meters away, and no longer dared to approach the luxurious thatched house, and obediently stood in place waiting for the two habitual criminals, Bald Bi Weng and Dan Qingsheng, to come out from inside to report the situation. (To be continued......)
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