Chapter 445: Wind in Your Ears
The abbot of the withered lamp shook his head and smiled bitterly, and then, he took out a golden token and handed it to Tianjiu: "Wuchen, this is the great commander of the million Buddha cultivation army in the Holy Buddha City, which contains the divine consciousness of the nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine temple abbots, and the three lines of Buddhist cultivation armies in the east, west and north can be controlled, and now these armies are unified by your order, if there are those who do not obey, those below the golden pill can be killed; those below the Yuan infant can be abolished; those below the major monks can be dismissed on the spot and escorted back to the Holy Buddha City." ”
"An army of millions?!Wow!Is it so sharp?!" The Tianjiu Monster screamed, and there was a clear glint of excitement in his eyes.
"Dust-free, you know, with great power comes great responsibility. The life and death of millions of people, even hundreds of millions of people, are in your hands alone! Now, I hope you will end this endless struggle as soon as possible and return Kyushu to a peaceful pure land! Amitabha!" said the abbot of the withered lamp, his face infinitely solemn.
Tianjiu glanced at Princess Peony, and laughed and said, "Dead mother-in-law, then the little master took it?"
"Cut! You can't take care of me?! Take it, take it! Don't you love to show off, the boss of this million Buddhist cultivators' army, but not the half-hung demon suppression commander, holding hands with a female cultivator, was secretly printed by someone to copy the video and audio jade slips, and when he came back, he was locked up in a small black room. ”
"Okay!
Tian Jiu said, took the Great Command Talisman, and threw it into the Qiankun Ring without hesitation. Then he added:
"Master Abbot, since Wuchen has become this commander, I have to tell you in advance, there is a good saying: the general is outside, and the military order will not be granted. Your advice is good, and the kid will take it. If it doesn't match the actual situation, the kid may pretend not to see. I will do my best. In the shortest possible time, this dispute will be quelled and returned to the boundaries of Dingzhou. If anyone dares to sabotage my plans, the boy will not be ambiguous. If something offends you, you must ask for it. ”
"Yes, yes! The old man will try to send you as few notes as possible, and as for the withered master, the old man can't do anything. At the same time, the boss must make three demands on you. ”
"Hehe, let's say, what is the request? It won't be to make the kid quit the habit of eating meat, drinking wine, and soaking in female cultivators, right?"
"First. Within six months, everything must be over, and the class teacher must return to the Holy Buddha City to participate in the Avatar Ceremony. ”
"Well, I'll do my best!" Tianjiu nodded with a smile.
"Second, Dingzhou, Beicang can't be lost, this is the bottom line. ”
"No problem, those sects of Yuling. It would be nice to be able to keep your own territory. They can't turn the sky! It's the trouble point of Beicang, the demon clan is afraid that they are not so easy to speak, they have coveted the entire Cangzhou for a long time. Tianjiu thought for a moment and nodded again.
"Third. You told me that lay disciples must be promoted with me, you are the first lay disciple, if you can succeed. The old man can also make a big Buddha statue for you in the Holy Buddha City. ”
"Hey......, hey, hey! This ......" Tianjiu twitched.
The old monk sneered: "You kid won't be deceiving us, right? Hmph!"
"Okay, the kid is out! Isn't it just a lay disciple, I'll recruit believers for you. Collect a million. I'm the 10,000th number, six months later, you can just see what the number is!" Tianjiu gritted his teeth and said fiercely.
"Amitabha, good, good, good, Wuchen, you should make your trip as soon as possible, go early and return early! The master's Buddha statue still needs you to come back for details! Master Pochen, the disciple has already explained, the disciple will go back to the Dongzu Monastery first, where are you going?" asked with a smile.
"You go, what does the old man do! The old man wants to accumulate virtue and do good, fight injustice, alas, unlucky, good to hold a Bodhi holy tree, and be overshadowed by this dead boy!" The old monk got up angrily and wanted to leave.
"Wait, old man, look at you so pitiful, the boy will blow the wind in your ears!coughcoughcough!" the Nine Thieves laughed.
"Huh?!The wind in your ears?" The old monk was stunned for a while, and suddenly his eyes sparkled, revealing an excited look.
Tianjiu blinked his eyes a few times, turned his head and bit Princess Peony's little ear and whispered: "Mother-in-law, aren't you the inspector of the Xianmen, this old man is pitiful, it took a whole thousand years to turn into a god, you just raise your noble hand, let him go, and let him go in smoothly, how about it?"
Princess Peony touched her itchy little ears and giggled: "Old man, you have all turned into gods and cultivated, and you haven't done anything, what are you afraid of? Can you ask this flower monk to intercede for you? Say, what benefits do you give him?"
As long as this kid speaks, the fairy nods, the old man has suffered for a thousand years, and it is worth it! The old man is alone, and there is no benefit to him. Besides, he stole the old man's tree, it's time for me to make up for it!" said the dust-breaking old monk busily.
"Mother-in-law, do you agree?" Tianjiu squeezed his eyebrows, and a big hand quietly covered the beauty's beautiful buttocks.
Princess Peony giggled, her jade face was rosy, and she nodded: "This princess is easy to talk to, but I have two senior brothers, so I don't know if it will be difficult for you. ”
After speaking, Princess Peony said fiercely: "Dead monk, take away your claws! You haven't even figured out your own affairs, and you are still helping others to intercede, you really don't know how thick the sky is." This princess has been worrying every day these days, how to let you successfully pass the inspection of the senior brother and the second senior brother, you are good, you are swaggering and deceiving in the name of this princess everywhere, believe it or not, I will bite you to death!"
Tianjiu smiled evilly, bit the little ear again, and said in a low voice: "Thank you, mother-in-law! You have this affection, the master is honestly afraid, but you don't have to worry about me, there must be a road to the mountain, and the master will definitely go to the spirit world to return your peony flowers, hehehe!"
The abbot of the withered lamp looked at the two young people, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, but he still asked with a shy face: "Wuchen, why don't you help Lao Wei also talk about it, you promised Lao Gao a few ......?"
"Ahem, ahem, ahem, Master Abbot, the kid promised to help you blow the wind on the pillow, but he didn't say that it was the wind in his ears, this wind is not the other wind, you have also seen it, it doesn't seem to work very well!"
Princess Peony frowned slightly, and asked in a low voice: "What kind of pillow wind? What kind of ghost are you doing?"
"Nothing, nothing! The pillow wind is the wind that is slightly gentler than the wind in the ear......"
After Tianjiu finished speaking, he waved his hand at the abbot of the withered lamp and the old monk who broke the dust, signaling them to leave quickly.
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In the secret room on the tenth floor of the Ten Thousand Buddha Building, Tianjiu was lying on the jade couch of Princess Peony, crossing Erlang's legs, holding drunken immortal wine in one hand and spiritual pork in the other, smacking and gnawing non-stop. This time, he did not wear a robe, but wore a silver robe, with a flat head and a hanging strength, which also looked unique.
Princess Peony sat at the jade table, pouting and fiddling with the tea cup on the table, and from time to time glanced at Tianjiu who was not wearing a robe, with a hint of surprise in her eyes.
"Mother-in-law, don't look at it, the master is still handsome, right?!Why are you sitting so far away?I'm afraid that the master will eat you?!Didn't you take the initiative to invite me to your secret room? Come on, sit here, and then accompany the master to fart!"
"If you want to be beautiful, this princess will not be fooled by you, unless ...... You take me to Yuling!"
"No, the master is going there to talk, not to visit the mountains and rivers, to have fun, and not to go to the fairy...... Ahem, however, there seem to be a lot of concubines there! I don't know if there is one left?" Tianjiu first said loudly, and then muttered quietly.
"Oh, I understand! Monk Hua, are you afraid that after this princess goes, she will see your old good looks, and in a fit of anger, you will pinch them all to death? Don't worry, this princess is very generous, she will never pinch them to death, she will only shave their little faces, but it is enough to exert the power of the gods so that they can't restore their original appearance!
"Then I won't take you with me! You little pervert in the god transformation period, none of them can mess with you, if you go, they will be miserable!"
"Cut! It seems that you have deceived a lot of nuns. Anyway, don't treat yourself like a green onion! You haven't been back for a long time, do they still know you? Maybe you ran away with someone! Okay, if you don't take me there, this princess will meet them by herself, if they run away with someone, I will let them live, if there is still a dead heart waiting for you, hehe!" Princess Peony laughed evilly.
Tianjiu bared his teeth and was about to speak, when in the left corner of the secret room, there was a charming shaking, and then, the blue light flashed, and a monk in Tsing Yi stepped out and stood in the room in an instant.
This person is about thirty, with blue robe and phoenix eyes, thin eyebrows and picturesque eyebrows, a layer of bronze on his face, and a hint of cold aura on his body, and the whole person looks extremely incongruous.
"Big Brother !!"
Princess Peony screamed, and her jade face turned white in an instant.
"Uh, who are you, why are you still lying on her jade couch in Peony's room?!" As soon as the visitor entered the secret room, he saw Tianjiu on the jade couch, and his face was suddenly gloomy. In his eyes, a monstrous killing intent burst out.
"Ah~!Senior brother?!Sell Ga!"
Tian Jiu shuddered all over, and suddenly stayed on the spot, with a spirit pig leg that was mostly left in his mouth.
This person who came in was undoubtedly the Grand Inspector, the eldest brother of Princess Peony, Yan Jingyun. The coercion on his body was incomparable, and the look that shot at him made Tianjiu tremble.
"Oh, brother, why did you come to Peony?!Come, let me introduce you, this is ......?"
Princess Peony said, suddenly she didn't know how to introduce it, because she didn't know whether to say this guy's real name or not, if she told Yan Jingyun that his name was Wuchen and he was a monk, I was afraid that her old lady would soon come to Kyushu.
"Dead monk, do I call you Tianjiu, or Wuchen? Don't say you're a monk!" Princess Peony hurriedly said. (To be continued......)