Chapter 459: Yiduo is not pressing
"Childe, don't hesitate, if you don't believe it, you can go to the town and inquire, is there any pharmacy in the wasteland realm on the edge of the Western Regions that dares to say that its antidote and deworming medicine is better than my Jiang Laoer's ancestral elixir, money is something outside the body, and the value of life is higher, Childe!"
Jiang Lao Er chattered endlessly to Ling Hu Chong to sell his ancestral elixir, the passionate and unyielding work attitude that even the greatest salesman of the twenty-first century Little Fat Man could not compare, if it wasn't for the fact that this guy was born in the wrong era, he would definitely become a great marketing master.
Zuihou's efforts paid off, and Ling Hu Chong took out a piece of broken silver and threw it to Jiang Lao Er, telling him to hurry up and pack a few bottles of his ancestral elixir.
Linghu Chong has become a world-strong man in the mythical triple heaven, even if it is not adjusted to the peak state, it is not something that poisonous insects, snakes and ants can threaten, but Jiang Lao Er said that more is better than less, instead of fighting with those poisonous insects who have no wisdom, it is better to directly apply some insect repellent medicine, so that those poisonous insects, snakes and ants dare not approach, so that it is more convenient.
Regardless of whether Ling Hu Chong bought his medicine because of Weishenme, Jiang Laoer's sales promotion had been successful, and everything else was not important to him, so he didn't bother to pay attention to it.
"Childe, this is your antidote pill and anthelmintic medicine, please put it away. β
Jiang Laoer's lewd toad face kept shaking, his expression was uncertain, and he said to Ling Hu Chong in front of the stall: "Childe, I see that your Yin Tang is black, and there may be a bloody disaster in the near future, so I suggest that you don't go to Tianshan Mountain to pick the Western Regions Snow Lotus Grass in the short term, otherwise your life may be in danger." β
"What? I have a bloodlight plague?"
Ling Hu Chong was amused by Jiang Laoer's serious admonition, shook his head and sneered: "I'll rub you three thousand six hundred times, you fucking not only sell medicine and intelligence, but also fortune telling?"
Fortune telling is also one of the contemptible businesses. β
Jiang Lao Er shook the fat on his face proudly. Tear off the signboard in front of the stall that reads Selling Information, revealing a new white cloth that reads, "When evil turns into good fortune, the god operator predicts the heavenly opportunity"!
Obviously, Jiang Lao Er was very satisfied with Ling Hu Chong's surprise and shock, and it must not be the first time he had done such a thing. He said to Ling Hu in a tempting tone: "Childe, do you want to give you a hexagram for contemptible, and promise to let you drive away harm and avoid trouble, and turn evil into good fortune, maybe you don't want money?"
"Well, it sounds like it's awesome, since that's the case, you can try it for my son, but the ugly words are ahead, if you don't know how to believe it, you can open the river, don't blame this son for smashing your signboard!"
Ling Hu Chong showed a strange smile. Sitting very cooperatively in front of Jiang Laoer's booth, he stretched out his hand to let him see his face, he wanted to see how this superb product with multiple business models could justify himself.
What kind of realm is Linghu Chong, the first person in the rivers and lakes to break the shackles of heaven and earth for thousands of years and become a world-strong man in the mythical realm, and now he has broken through to the mythical triple heaven, and he can simply dominate the world, except for himself in this realm. He couldn't think of anyone who could hurt him.
This toad-faced guy actually said that he had a bloody disaster, isn't this a lie with his eyes open? It's a shame that he thought just now that this guy might really have two brushes, and he was really a charlatan, treating him as a fat sheep to be slaughtered.
"Childe's palmistry is extremely strange, it seems to have jumped out of the Three Realms, not among the Five Elements, and your life seems to have changed. Out of the original trajectory......"
Jiang Laoer's face was heavy and he hesitated.
Ling Hu Chong's expression moved when he heard this, this Jiang Lao Er is really a hermit master, he is not this Shijie person, as a twenty-first century time-traveling otaku. It's the first time in these years that someone has deduced his trajectory, and he crossed and was reborn as Ling Hu Chong, but didn't he change the life of the original male protagonist Ling Hu Chong.
"Look at your palmistry, the peach blossoms are overflowing, I am afraid that there will be peach blossoms in this life, if you don't control it, I am afraid that there will be a disaster of exhaustion, and you are now blackened and pale, which is a bad omen, if the contemptible people expect it to be good, you will have a bloody disaster within three days. β
Jiang Lao Er's expression was serious, he affirmed his calculations, and said in a deep voice.
"Oh, since there is a bloody disaster, I wonder if Boss Jiang has a way to resolve it?"
Ling Hu Chong withdrew his right hand, clasped his hands in front of his chest, his expression relaxed, and said jokingly.
"Childe's life is not as peculiar as others, and the average fortune teller must have no way to resolve it, but the contemptible ancestors have made great achievements in fortune-telling, and this talisman has been handed down, and it is fate to meet, so as long as Childe gives twenty taels of silver, this magical talisman will be given to Childe. β
Jiang Lao Er hesitated for a moment, but still took out a simple jade pendant from his coat pocket, shook it quickly in front of Ling Hu Chong, his expression was full of reluctance, and he said to Ling Hu Chong in extreme pain.
"Yes, yes, these days are too dull and depressing, I can't imagine that today I can yujian you are the best, my son's mood is suddenly much happier, I don't care about your swagger and deception, fooling my son's affairs." β
Linghu Chong stood up and shook his head, and said with a smile.
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Seeing that Ling Hu Chong turned around and wanted to leave, Jiang Lao Er behind the stall was in a hurry, and he didn't care about maintaining the fortune teller demeanor of the fairy wind bones, so he shouted at Ling Hu Chong's back on the spot.
"What's the matter, Boss Jiang still has something?"
Linghu Chong stopped, looked back and smiled.
"Childe, you haven't paid the fortune teller yet!"
Jiang Lao Er said with a gloomy face.
"Didn't you say it's free?
The smile on Ling Hu Chong's face became brighter and brighter.
"If you believe it, it's free, and if you don't believe it, it will be charged, Childe, your expression has seriously affected my Jiang Er's reputation, so I must use one or two pieces of silver to make up for the loss of my business." β
Jiang Lao Er ripped off the small piece of white cloth under the signboard, revealing a line of small words that read, "If you believe it, it's free, and if you don't believe it, you will be charged."
"Otherwise, as long as you say a word of faith, the fortune-telling money of this tael of silver will be exempted for you, what do you think?"
Jiang Lao Er trotted in front of Ling Hu Chong and blocked Ling Hu Chong's way.
"Does it matter to you whether I believe it or not, why is Boss Jiang so excited?"
Ling Hu Chong asked strangely, the serious expression of this toad-faced Jiang Lao Er is very real, and it doesn't look like a play, this is strange, these fortune tellers in the rivers and lakes are all relying on fooling others to defraud money, and change places with one shot, what does it matter if others believe it or not, Rao is Ling Hu Chong's magic skills are not clear to Jiang Lao Er's psychological state at the moment. (To be continued......)