Chapter 882: Halo Mother-in-law
A white shadow shot into the Peony Palace, revealing Bai Xia's anxious face. Outside the passage of the secret room, the waitress in the blue skirt stood obediently outside the door, her jade face flushed with excitement.
"Bai Shizu!" Yan'er exclaimed in surprise, her face changing dramatically.
"They're in?" Bai Xia frowned and whispered.
"Well, it's my uncle, it's out of the way!" Yan'er nodded again and again, looking at Bai Xia worriedly.
"What do you mean by not getting in the way?!A little demon, or a pervert monk, this palace hasn't even seen what he looks like, can it not be in the way?!" Bai Xia bared her teeth and snorted, reaching out and hitting the door of the secret room.
The red fairy glow swirled sharply, and the door of the secret room did not open in response, and even the shaking did not stir up. Inside the red fairy glow, there is clearly a layer of golden light covered by the Buddha and a blue light mask covered with blue dust.
"Death-colored ghost, you actually arranged three immortal arrays!" Bai Xia crossed his waist and roared.
"Master, the princess and the aunt are in love, you ......" Yan'er gritted her teeth and persuaded.
"Shut up, you little hooves are wordy, tear you apart!" Bai Xia raised her hand to split, and when she saw that the poor maid did not avoid it, she put down her hand fiercely. Instead, he slammed the door and whispered:
"Daughter, can you come out first?
There was no reply in the secret room, only a little phoenix and tiger roar faintly burst out, falling into Bai Xia's ears, and suddenly his eyes were full of flying clouds.
"Peony, this guy has reached the level of a saint immortal, you will be squeezed dry by him like this......" Bai Xia lamented.
"Master Bai, my uncle never picks up his own women, you can rest assured. Yan'er snorted timidly, and after humming, she shrunk her neck and waited for Bai Xia's scolding.
Bai Xia frowned. Glancing at Yan'er, "How long have they been together?"
"A year or two......
"Two years~?!" Bai Xia covered her forehead and shook for a few breaths.
"No, no, no! Uncle has only been with the princess for a few months. The princess Xiuwei quickly rose several levels in a row. The benefits are great!"
"Those were all the wives of this pervert before?" Bai Xia asked with her eyes closed.
Dongfang Caixia is the second lady, the Phoenix Fairy is the fourth lady, Mi Yurong is the fifth lady, and there is a third lady in the nether realm. The eldest lady didn't know what to say, and she had never seen it. Yan'er said like a few treasures.
"Alas, evil obstacles! I have no hope in my life!" Bai Xia shook her head and sighed, and sat on the ground against the wall.
Yan'er's face showed an unbearable look: "Master, uncle, the dragon and phoenix among the people." You all say that he is a saint immortal, and he will definitely make great achievements. ”
"Alas, do you know what Lu said! This kid himself is a demon, but he is in the lower realm as an imperial court inspector, and when he comes back with such a beautiful scenery, the palace is estimated to be picked up by the monk. The monk's eyes are vicious, his heart is higher than the sky, and nine times out of ten he has taken a fancy to this kid. This palace has been planted in the hands of monks in this life, and he can't let his daughter be planted in his hands. ”
"Who is the monk?" asked Yan'er, puzzled.
"Get out of the way!" Bai Xia waved her hand unhappily, and then closed her eyes and said nothing.
Yeon'er stuck out her tongue. He moved around and walked away.
An hour passed in suffocation. In the secret room, the singing is still loud. The beautiful woman in the white dress was so angry that her jade face was white and red.
"Peony, come out quickly, or my mother will kill you!" Bai Xia still yelled unwillingly.
"......" did not answer, only a more pleasant singing voice faintly came out.
"Okay, dead girl, you don't even listen to the old lady's words, the old lady goes back to wipe her neck, you're done happy, remember to collect your poor old lady's body in the past!" Bai Xia exclaimed angrily.
In the secret room full of spring, someone smiled evilly: "Madam, what should I do? The mother-in-law is very desperate, she wants to wipe her neck!"
"It's okay, I can't wipe it! Bai Xia I know too well, she is a knife-mouthed tofu heart. The monk's father treated her so much, he didn't wipe his neck, not to mention that his daughter found her husband, she might hide in a corner and snicker. The beauty was confused, hugging the tiger body tightly and humming.
"Don't be happy and lose your mother!"
"Wordy!" the beauty simply ignored it, and sped up a surging speed.
Outside the secret room, the beautiful woman in the white dress listened to the faint whispering of the warbler, and her face slowly calmed down.
"Alas~!"
Bai Xia sighed and got up lonely: "Yan'er, tell that crazy girl, just say that the old lady is waiting for them in the flower garden outside, and tell them to go there to find me after they are done." ”
"Yes, Master Bai, you go slowly!" Yan'er lowered her head and snickered.
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The red sun slowly slanted westward, and then gradually set to the bottom of the mountain, and the moon rose and the stars appeared. Hours passed quickly, and the door to the chamber never opened.
Bai Xia flashed to the door again, gritted her teeth, raised her hand fiercely, and put it down after the last: "Yan'er, there's no movement inside, why haven't they come out yet?"
"This ...... This one...... I guess the princess hasn't seen her uncle for a few years, and she must have a lot of questions to ask, so in this case, you might as well come back tomorrow morning. ”
"No! If you don't explain the problem clearly, this palace won't be at ease tonight!"
Bai Xia categorically refused, calmed down a little, squeezed out a smile, and shouted into the secret room: "Peony, uncle, come out, while it's still early, let's have a good talk!"
"Oh yes, Peony, listen, I'm calling my uncle. Shall we go out and meet?" someone hugged the beauty, grinning happily.
"Cut! This is Bai Xia's plan to capture and indulge, the fire in her heart now must be at the highest point, as long as you go out, there must be a knife waiting for you at the door. ”
"Ahem, that's right, or why don't we have a second spring breeze?" someone laughed evilly, and the groping pig hand also waited for an opportunity.
The beauty was noncommittal, just stuck out her head and shouted outside the door: "Old lady, it's the middle of the night, don't be a ghost! Go back and wash and sleep, your daughter and your uncle are going to make people tonight, you can steal the fun!"
The voice fell, and the roar of the phoenix and the tiger rose one after another......
"You...... Dead girl, you white-eyed wolf, you are even more ruthless than your monk father!" Bai Xia trembled with anger, stamped her feet and bared her teeth, and brushed her sleeves away.
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In the middle of the night, when everything is completely calm, the beauty blooms like a flower, delicate and round. Her eyes were closed, and she curled up in the majestic harbor and fell asleep......
The first rays of morning light shine from the horizon, the earth awakens, all spirits revived, and everywhere there is vitality.
"Little pervert, you can give the old lady an explanation!" The beauty had opened her beautiful eyes at some point, and pulled the rows of shell teeth marks on her chest with her jade hand.
"Madam, you still want you to give me an explanation! You are full of confidence and say that there is nothing to do, and you have sent Ye to the ghost gate!"
"I ...... I don't know what to do. We were all overshadowed by Yanjing. But don't worry, the old lady beat that guy into a fool and avenged you. I really wanted to kill him. But you're back safely, tell me, how did you come back alive?"
"Hehe, do you remember when I stole your auction treasure? There is a talisman in it, which is actually a teleportation order, which can be teleported directly to the Wanzhou Immortal Mansion. That's it!" the Nine Thieves smiled and pulled out a blue jade talisman. On the jade talisman, it is already clean and new, and the word Hongyu is clearly recognizable.
"Well, this pattern and these two words, I seem to have a little impression, it seems that the monk father was a toy for me when I was a child, as if my father had just advanced to the realm of the emperor at that time. No, isn't this just a toy to coax me to play? Bai Xia also took it and saw it, there is nothing special, how did you inspire it?" the beauty said in surprise with the amulet.
"Hey, hey, hey, toys, playing with bare butts?" said someone smirked, grinning with his big hands over his buttocks.
"Die-bad ghost, the old lady's toys can also save your life, and it's cheaper for you!"
The monk estimated that a few decades ago, even if his son-in-law would have a hard time, he deliberately added some special functions to his refining toys, such as teleportation orders or something. Look what's going on, it really saved the life of your son-in-law. ”
"Cut! You guy, you are abducted and deceived, and the treasures auctioned by the old lady are all in a nest, and even people are served by you in the end, thinking about the old lady will vomit blood. After the beauty finished speaking, she stuffed the talisman to Tianjiu again.
Tian Jiu put it away with a smile and briefly talked about the things after the teleportation, including the matter of Bi Manor. Of course, Fairy Jinling and Princess Feng didn't dare to mention it, and when the mother-in-law hadn't appeased Lu yet, it was better to get through the trick first.
Princess Peony also recounted some things about coming to the spirit world, including Dongfang Caixia leading several sisters to find her to ask for someone, and how she herself made compromises and covered up the whole thing. (To be continued......)