Da Tiantian was autistic by a junior high school math problem in Yue Guan.

Yue Guan turned his gaze to Shen Teng.

"Brother Teng, will you do this?"

Shen Teng coughed lightly, and said, "Of course it will, this is a primary school student topic, and I will not hesitate to do it." ”

Hearing Shen Teng say this, Da Tiantian became even more autistic.

Could it be that I'm a fool?

The corners of Yue Guan's mouth hooked: "Brother Teng, how many lion cubs and chickens can foreign businessmen buy?"

Shen Teng coughed lightly again: "This kind of primary school student question, let's leave it to Miss Jing, I won't grab it." Yue Guan, if you want to invite a star, I actually have a suggestion. ”

Yue Guan didn't debunk Shen Teng's routine of changing the topic, but chuckled: "What suggestions?"

Shen Teng wiped the cold sweat from his head.

It almost got exposed.

It didn't matter if he was seen by Yue Guan, he didn't expect to be able to hide it from Yue Guan.

Just don't let Da Tiantian find out.

He just said this just to change the topic, how could he think of a real suggestion.

But that's all that has been said, and it's not appropriate not to make a suggestion.

Blessed to the soul, Shen Teng really remembered a good idea: "The story of "The Richest Man in Xihong City" is that Wang Duoyu, played by me, became the sole heir of the insurance tycoon Mrs. Wang, with an inheritance of up to 10 billion! But Mrs. Wang gave a very strange condition, that is, Wang Duoyu was required to spend one billion within a month, and he couldn't tell the people around him, otherwise he would lose his inheritance. At the beginning of the story, the old lady Wang is dead, and there is only a video recording, and the person in charge of handling this matter is the old lady Wang's housekeeper. ”

"And then?" asked Yue Guan.

At the end, it was revealed that the housekeeper and Mrs. Wang were actually lovers, and both of them were men. ”

"Yes. ”

This is actually a setting that enhances the comedic effect, and it can also explain why Mrs. Wang has no children.

"Strictly speaking, you should call me two. ”

There's more to this line than just comedy.

Of course, being able to make people laugh is the biggest meaning.

Shen Teng didn't think about it that much, he just wanted to lead the topic away from the topic, so he suggested: "Bring Liu Huohua and Hu Jun to make cameos." ”

Yue Guan raised his eyebrows, and instantly got Shen Teng's meaning: "Rub the popularity of "Lan Yu"?"

"Yes. Shen Teng didn't deny it.

This is clearly rubbing the heat.

However, Yue Guan thought about it simply, and still shook his head and said: "Whether it is Mrs. Wang or his housekeeper, they can't be too young, Liu Huohua and Hu Jun are not of the right age, and there is no need to put on makeup in this kind of urban drama." ”

The main thing is that he doesn't look like an old man with makeup.

Special effects technology can be done, for example, the elderly version of the American team in "Avengers 4" uses technical means to age the young American team.

Now Yue Guan's special effects company can also do this.

But isn't there something wrong with spending that kind of money on an urban comedy?

Yue Guan disagreed, and Shen Teng had no opinion.

Anyway, just get the topic off the hook.

Shen Teng didn't expect that Da Tiantian was not a person who gave up easily.

He finally pulled the topic to the movie, and Da Tiantian pulled the topic back again:

"Yue Guan, how many lion cubs and chickens can you buy?"

Yue Guan and Shen Teng both coughed loudly.

Da Tiantian saw that the expressions of the two were so unnatural, and her IQ began to go online: "You won't and won't do it, right?"

Yue Guan: "...... Hey, hey, hey, don't swear like that. Brother Teng can do it, but I can't do it?"

Shen Teng: "......"

Da Tiantian's gaze shifted to Shen Teng: "Brother Teng, you can make this question, I want to know the answer." ”

Shen Teng coughed again, and said, "It's better to leave the opportunity to Yue Guan, I'm old, so I won't grab this kind of opportunity." ”

"I don't think either of you can do it, this is a college math question, right?" Da Tiantian doubted.

Yue Guan sighed helplessly.

I'm worried about the quality education in my country.

"This is a fart college math problem, I really can't do that kind of question, but I still know this kind of junior high school math problem. Let the number of lions be x and the number of chickens be 100-x, and the equation is: 6x+, 5. Then the lion is 75 and the chicken is 25. ”

"It's as simple as that, college high math has to be ten times harder on top of this, you underestimate the height of high math. ”

Da Tiantian and Shen Teng looked at Yue Guan as if they were looking at immortals.

"It's amazing. ”

"Yue Guan, you are really a scholar. ”

Yue Guan was furious: "You are a scholar, your whole family is a scholar." ”

A scholar who can solve a binary equation and count a bird.

He can't afford to lose this man.

Da Tiantian and Shen Teng glanced at each other, neither of them could understand Yue Guan's anger.

Da Tiantian sighed with emotion: "This is the modesty of Xueba." ”

Shen Teng nodded approvingly.

Yue Guan: "......"

No wonder Dr. Zhai is inflated.

Although Dr. Zhai doesn't know what HowNet is, his knowledge may really be at the level of a scholar in the entertainment industry.

As for Yue Guan, it belongs to that kind of rare existence, which is why Da Tiantian and Shen Teng are terrifying.

However, Yue Guan did not feel the slightest sense of accomplishment.

"Forget it, I won't talk nonsense with you. Brother Fuji, try to write down your lines as much as possible, okay?"

"I didn't ...... No problem. Shen Teng's weak tone was so weak that even Da Tiantian could hear it.

"Brother Teng can't remember the lines?" Da Tiantian was puzzled.

Although she doesn't know binary equations, she still has no problem memorizing lines.

Why did Shen Teng answer so weakly?

Shen Teng hurriedly remedied: "Remember, you must remember." ”

"It's better to memorize them all, or it will affect the rhythm of your performance. And if there are really a lot of teachers on the set, you can't even remember the lines, and it won't have a good impact on you. Yue Guan reminded.

Shen Teng knew that Yue Guan was telling the truth

"Don't worry, director, I'll remember it. ”

Yue Guan is actually not very relieved.

Shen Teng's inability to remember lines has been on the news, and this thing seems to really need talent.

Some people just can't have a good memory.

But when it comes to comedy, his talent really crushes 99% of people.

Maybe God is really fair.

Yue Guan couldn't do much about it.

If you can't remember it, you can't remember it, anyway, when the time comes to shoot on the spot, I really can't remember the lines, and it's Shen Teng who is ashamed, not him.

As long as it doesn't affect the quality of the shot.

Judging from Shen Teng's works, it is clear that there is no big problem.

So Yue Guan is not particularly worried.

"Tiantian, you're okay here, right?"

"No problem. ”

"Then you both should prepare, officially join the group within two weeks, and I will get the rest of the crew in these two weeks. ”

Da Tiantian's suggestion is operational.

Yue Guan is ready to form a Spring Festival Gala mature face bureau.

Since this is the case, of course, the leading brother can't miss it.

And there is no second person who can be called the big brother who can be called the leader of the Spring Festival Gala sketches.