Text Chapter 157 A Hundred Ugly Eats Bad?
Miao Jinlong had already returned to Miao's house and sat in the chair of the head of the family, thinking that he was very satisfied with this game of chess, and turned his head to look at the lady who was still crying and said, "Don't worry, this time I will definitely be angry for you, it is inevitable to destroy the Black Scale Gang, and then completely annihilate the Jade War, isn't it good to use the lives of these sluts to comfort our children?"
The fifth lady wiped her tears a little, walked to Miao Jinlong's side and then sat on his lap, Miao Jinlong hurriedly hugged his fifth lady and said, "My son is also to blame for this calamity, so let's take revenge on the child first, you give me another one, how about our son reincarnate again, you are satisfied and happy now."
The fifth lady buried her head in Miao Jinlong's arms, and said lightly with her fist, "Why are you so bad, people haven't thought about it yet, I don't care, I must not let go of the group of thieves who killed the children, so that they are worse than dead, I can't wait to kill them all now."
Miao Jinlong laughed, with a look of victory, fantasizing that the moment his trick succeeded, everything he planned was about to succeed.
Where did he guess that Yun Buxiu had already guessed his plan, both of them were planning and calculating, who is the stone and who is the bird this time?
The two girls chatted happily in the air, and Lu Huan'er said, "We really made a lot of money this time, without this, we would definitely be involved in a big war, just because most of us are cannon fodder."
Lu Jiao'er nodded, clapped her hands and said happily, "We don't have to be cannon fodder, we can also sleep with that foreign stupid boy every day and practice, so that we can improve the realm very well, and there are many benefits, my sisters and good luck have come."
Lu Huan'er thought for a while and said, "Let's not be too anxious to go back, slowly fly Zhao Shiyu to be anxious, maybe we can sleep with him when we go back, haha"
Lu Jiaoer shook her head and said, "That's not necessarily, he is very shy, very shy, very restrained, but wants to be a woman, if he can't let go of the things of men and women, let's take my time, anyway, we can stay by Zhao Shiyu's side all the time, there is time, I am not afraid that it will not be a good thing, do you say" The more the two women talked, the happier they became, and they slowed down their flight.
The stone has a headache in the hermitage realm, and now he can get into trouble and make the hundred ugly fall asleep, and it is a little strange, the hundred ugly changes into a stone, the bell on the neck floats in the air, and the shield of the hundred ugly is fully opened, emitting layers of gold and gray light, the alternation of these two colors of light is very beautiful, it feels like a heartbeat but not like.
Shizi really has no bottom in his heart, and it is the best for a hundred ugly growth and mutations, once he eats a bad stomach, it is too late to regret it.
That day, I blamed myself, took out the stinky stone like stinky wood and studied, and I saw that Baichou's longing eyes were still saliva, and the gluttony was not good, every time I saw this stinky stone, it couldn't wait to eat this unknown stinky stone.
Shizi observed for a long time and still had no results, it was really too smelly, and when he looked back at Bai Ugly with blank eyes, the desire moved Shi Zi, and his heart softened and he ate it to Bai Chou.
Bai Chou's eyes lit up after eating, his tongue stretched out as if it was spicy, and he kept turning in circles in place and then his neck shrank, and his limbs and the little flat tail were all retracted into the shell.
As a result, Shi Zi was really flustered, afraid that Tong Muhe would wake up and scold and peck hard.
Shizi has to look at Baigu every day, watching its changes, and the light emitted by this light makes his heart flustered like a heartbeat, and the anxiety continues.
A few days passed, and after Tong Muhe woke up, he saw a large stone in the hall on the first floor emitting light, and took a closer look at the stone, and there was a white bell with a lanyard floating on the stone.
Tong Muhe flew directly to the fourth floor of the basement to find the stone, the stone had just finished practicing Wu Meipa's hot sweat, and the beauty came out, just hit a full bosom, the stone was stunned, and stood in place in a daze.
Tong Muhe said coldly, "What's going on with the hundred ugly, to be honest, don't lie to me, you know the consequences"
Shi Zi blinked vigorously, gave Tong Muhe a stiff smile, and stumbled and said, "I... I.. It is... Research an unknown treasure, and then look at it with ugly eyes and drool, and I really want to eat it."
Tong Muhe hadn't finished listening to the stone's explanation, just grabbed and pecked indiscriminately, and scolded while cleaning up the stone, "You still use a hundred ugly to make a shield for you, stupid idiot, once it has something, can you really use that broken shield, if it wants to eat it, you can eat it, what if you eat it, what if you eat it, there are many unknown treasures in the world of immortal cultivation, it is greedy and asks it to eat."
Shi Zi really cried and told his mother to flee out, and Tong Muhe followed closely behind him to grab and peck.
Tong Muhe waited for his anger to subside, stood on the table and drank wine, and saw that the stones were full of healing charms, and his mouth was still crying out in pain.
Tong Muhe woke up except for the original size of the bird's body, the rest of them have changed into pitch-black feathers, emitting a black and purple light, the claws have turned blue, which is particularly weird, plus the cold light of the transparent nails is revealed, the pink eyes have become golden yellow, and the bird's beak is pointed in front and flattened in the back.
Tong Muhe looked at Shi Zi and snorted coldly and said, "There are still a few days to ten days, have the two half-cut loaches woken up?"
Shi Zi hurriedly showed a big smile and answered cleanly, at this time, Tong Muhe must be happy.
"The two half-cut loaches haven't woken up yet, and I think it's almost over, as if tomorrow will be the tenth day."
Tong Muhe took a sip of wine, looked at the small wine gourd, and said with a smile, "Those two girls have also been back for a few days, go out to meet tomorrow, and listen to what they have to say."
Shi Zi nodded, and quickly praised Tong Mu together, "Old Tong, you are absolutely beautiful in black this time, and no one can find you when you go out at night, you are really getting stronger and stronger."
Tong Muhe was beautiful in his heart at that time, and scolded with a smile, "Yes, yes, stupid is stupid, but my eyesight is still good, it is true that I have definitely improved a lot now, especially this dark night is very convenient for me to travel" Shi Zi quickly slapped his face and gave a thumbs up.
Shizi has a hole in his body and grabs and pecks on his head, he really looks sad and can cry when he looks closely, Tong Muhe's anger this time is too scary, Shizi feels that there is a black line shuttling back and forth in front of him, like countless black threads entwining himself, and then his whole body hurts.
Tong Muhe looked at the stone, sighed and said, "Go to the bubble bath and take some pills, recover faster, next time you do such a stupid thing, I will tell you to lie down for a while, and tell you to reflect on it, understand?"
Shi Zi nodded again and again, got up and left at this time, he didn't dare to take a breath in this atmosphere, looked at Bai Chou was still like that, and hurriedly went to take a bath to heal his injuries.
Tong Muhe stood in front of the mirror, looked at his current appearance, looked left, looked right, laughed and said, "Yes, yes, in the dead of night, I kill people if I am unhappy, who can help me, I can't see or catch it, hahaha"
Tong Muhe is also satisfied with this change, he no longer likes the flowers on his body, now this black is the most hidden color at night, with a python soul at night, it is absolutely perfect.
The stone is soaked in the bath, the whole body really hurts to death, except for the face, this time it is really the same as the stopper, the bloody robe can no longer be wanted, it is all small holes pecked by Tong Mu, it is just right to wear it out in the hot weather, it is very cool and breathable.
A few robes were selected from the captured trophies, and it is okay to wear this green robe today, a slightly decorated embroiderer, but it is okay.
The healing charm plus the healing pill and the lotus root juice of the poison-avoiding lotus king in the pool water, the three-pronged treatment, the external injuries of the whole body have been recovered.
Shi Zi watched the scabs on his body slowly fall, took a long breath, put on his clothes, and went straight to the hall, it was better to eat something and make up for it, this thought gushed out and felt hungry, and the aura on his feet appeared and disappeared in one step.
Shi Zi sat in the hall on the first floor and said while eating, "Old Tong, I think I can be like Mo Ao now, and disappear in place with one step."
Tong Muhe snorted coldly, "You don't have a golden pill and you still need luck, when your golden pill appears in the dantian, you will be able to feel unprecedented changes, it is useless to say that it is useless, when you really have a golden pill, you will have a little bit of the feeling of stepping into the threshold of immortal arts."
Shi Zi raised his head and thought of the things introduced in the book, swallowed the meat in his mouth and said, "Jin Dan does not need to be lucky, it only takes one thought to launch, is there a trace of falsification in this statement, Tong Lao, don't lie to me"
Tong Muhe laughed and said, "There is no fake, as long as you want to start it, it is an instant, and it is very different from the Pulp Dan, when you get to the Jindan, you will feel that the Pulp Dan cultivators are all children's juggling, it is so exaggerated, you think that the catastrophe will change your life against the sky, don't think about it first, it will take many years to do it"
Shi Zi nodded, bared his teeth, and asked, "Old Tong, when did you become a Jindan monk, and when did everyone call you a real person?"
Tong Muyi heard this, and now he was proud, and he shook his head and began to show off, "Generally, Jindan cultivators are all in a hundred years of Jindancheng, as written in the book, a hundred years of Jindan is a thousand years old, and the old man is seventy-two years old, Jindan is a monk, at that time in Zhongzhou, he is indeed a Shangjia Jindan cultivator, at the age of eighty-five, he is called a true person by others, and he is brave back then, don't mention it, hahaha"
Shi Zi hurriedly stretched out his thumb and said, "It's worthy of Tong Lao, it's too powerful, then I want to achieve Jindan at the age of forty, it's not a fool's dream, last time you always used words to make me happy, right?"
Tong Muhe shook his head and smiled bitterly, "It's a little, it's a little, not to mention the Yin Spirit Root cultivator, as far as I know now, the youngest of Cheng Jindan is fifty years old, but I heard that the legend is also recorded in the book, and the truth cannot be verified, there are two people in the South Demon Continent who are thirty-seven years old Jin Dan Cheng, and one person who is thirty years old Cheng Jin Dan, all of them are rumored to be possessed by fairy spirits, so they became Jin Dan so early"
Shi Zi shook his head and smiled bitterly and said, "It's four people, and there is another person in Dongfuzhou, thirty-five-year-old Jin Dancheng, I laughed out loud when I saw it, it's too."
Tong Muhe took a sip of wine and looked at the courtyard and said, "Just talk and laugh and be lively, you can practice well, according to the will of heaven is the best, do you see it here? You don't cause trouble, trouble is still looking for you everywhere, put away the hundred uglies in a while, and when it wakes up, if there is a chance, we will try to steal some advanced martial arts and learn to see, if not, we will evacuate this place, I am really afraid that you will die here."
Shizi didn't speak, he ate directly and drank tea, Tong Muhe was right, what else could Shizi say, just eat and drink enough.