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It was originally a very beautiful and exciting trip, and there was an extra third party, and Chrissy and John were very uncomfortable in their hearts, as if they had eaten a fly, but Alba's seat was still sitting between the two of them, which made the atmosphere of the three of them very embarrassing for a while. Go and see the net.

Chrissy and John sighed secretly, closed their eyes, didn't want to talk to Alba, and prepared to pretend to be dead all the way to China.

But after the plane took off, Chrissy, who was closing her eyes and recuperating, suddenly heard Alba crying quietly next to her.

Puzzled and curious, she opened her eyes and took a look, only to see Alba lying on the seat of the plane at this time, sobbing quietly and wiping her tears.

Although Chrissy didn't know what was happening, she kindly handed over a tissue.

When Alba saw this tissue, she took it without raising her head, and held it in her hand hard, but she didn't wipe her tears, just shed tears on her own.

Chrissy couldn't help but ask: "Alba, if you are homesick, just get off the plane and book a ticket back, and I will help you pay for it." ”

Alba looked up, tears staining the makeup on her face, and she cried, "What are you doing with pretending to be a good person?"

Chrissy sighed helplessly: "No matter what, we are all classmates, you went to China with us, we can't leave you alone, right?"

Alba looked at Chrissy in a daze, suddenly pouted, threw herself into Chrissy's arms with an aggrieved face, and cried loudly: "Chriss, this slut Jack dumped me for a bitch!"

Chrissy suddenly smiled bitterly: "John is really right, you won't be angry with us to go to China for this reason, right?"

Alba cried, "I think I'm a big joke, how can he do this to me!"

Chrissy sighed helplessly, patiently comforted her sworn enemy, and said, "That's fine, maybe you can start a new relationship when you go to China." ”

John's hostility towards Alba on the side also dissipated a lot, and he squeezed his eyebrows and said, "By the way, Alba, I know a lot of handsome Chinese guys, do you want me to introduce you to a few?"

Chrissy glared at John, "Shut up, who else do you know besides your master?"

John exclaimed, "I know the mayor!"

Chrissy remembered Mayor Luo, whom John had greeted kindly, and she laughed: "Yes, you are not afraid of being caught and thrown into prison by him, you can go find him!"

Alba cried for a while, and at this time her mood was much more stable, she wiped her tears and said to Chrissy: "Chrissy, I'm sorry, I was dumped by Jack yesterday, I was in a bad mood, I just want someone to vent, I talked a little too much, I apologize to you." ”

Chrissy generously stretched out her hand to Alba: "Don't mention the past, now let's be friends, right?

Alba looked at Chriss's hand, she suddenly laughed, and also stretched out her hand to shake Chrissy: "Okay, let's take a truce for the time being." ”

She quickly sat up straight, wiped the tears on her face, and then opened the small bag she carried, carefully touched up her makeup in the mirror, and when the makeup was finished, she said to John excitedly: "Hey, are you really going to China to elope?" Wow, this is so romantic!"

John saw Alba crying and laughing, even faster than Hollywood actors, he couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Alba, don't play with me! Chrissy and I are just friends, we went to China to apprentice!"

Alba blinked her eyes and asked curiously, "What teacher?"

John became a little excited when he said about worshipping the teacher, he turned around, and said with a fluttering eyebrow: "Let's go and worship a very, very powerful Chinese as a teacher!"

Alba became more and more curious: "How powerful, what is it?"

John said with a dance: "A master who can dodge bullets within five meters, who can catch a living person who fell from the fifth floor with his bare hands, and who can deal with dozens of gangsters with his bare hands!"

Alba couldn't help but laugh: "John, you're talking about Superman, he's not in China, he's in Hollywood!"

John couldn't help but be angry: "Alba, I'm not kidding you!"

Alba restrained her smile and looked at John with a strange expression: "I'm not kidding you, Superman is indeed in Hollywood!"

John was so angry that he shouted, "What I just said is true, I don't believe you asked Chrissy!"

Seeing John's angry look, not like a fake, Alba turned her head to look at Chrissy and asked tentatively, "Is it true?"

Chrissy also nodded seriously: "It's true, we saw it with our own eyes." Originally, I used my mobile phone to take pictures of these, but unfortunately the memory card was confiscated by the teacher at the university where I was an exchange student, so I ...... Alas, I could have won the Pulitzer Prize for journalism!"

Alba couldn't stop shaking her head, she smiled: "Impossible, I don't believe it, how can there be such a person in this world?"

Chrissy smiled slightly: "Alba, when you see it, you will know!"

Alba laughed: "If there is such a person, then I will also worship him as a teacher!"

As soon as she finished speaking, John burst out laughing, "Impossible!"

Alba asked rhetorically, somewhat unconvinced, "Why is it impossible?"

John looked at Chriss, and it just so happened that Chrissy also looked at him, and the two laughed in unison: "Because you don't speak Chinese!"

Alba glared at her blue eyes and said, "What does speaking Chinese have to do with not being able to worship him as a teacher?"

John gloated a little and said, "This is the master's rule, he said, if you want to learn his kung fu, you must first learn Chinese, otherwise he will not teach!"

Alba frowned: "Can't I ask for a translator?"

John laughed and shook his fingers: "No, no, no, of course not!"

Alba stammered and asked, "Can I learn it now?"

John became more and more proud: "Chinese is very difficult to learn, and it is too late to learn it now! Moreover, even if you learn it, the master may not necessarily accept you!"

Alba frowned, "Why is that?"

John pointed at Chrissy: "Chriss's Chinese is good enough, right? Master refused to accept her at the beginning? Because Master said that his kung fu is passed on to men and not to women!"

Alba was originally stubborn and extreme, and she also had some feminist thoughts, and when she heard this, she immediately became angry, and she stood up without being on the plane, and said angrily: "What kind of man is this? What age is there such a rotten and filthy mind? You also want to worship him as a teacher? God, you must have a bad head, right?"

She was originally tall, and she really stood out from the crowd when she stood up on the plane, and the people on the plane all looked at her, and the flight attendant on the side immediately walked up to her and smiled and whispered: "Hello, ma'am, please speak quietly, thank you!"

Seeing that there were eyes around her, Alba smiled reluctantly, sat down angrily, and kept whispering: "What's the big deal, this is obviously sexism!"

She complained in a low voice, turned her head to look at Chrissy, and asked puzzledly: "Hey, you know that it is unlikely to be his apprentice, so what are you going to China for?"

Chrissy still looked at the "Yellow Emperor's Inner Classic" in her hand intently, and said in Chinese with a faint expression: "There is nothing difficult in the world, only afraid of people with hearts!"

Alba was confused: "What?"

John on the side laughed, he smiled and explained this sentence in English, and said with a smile: "There is another sentence called ......"

John said in Chinese, "...... Sincerely, the golden stone is open!"

Alba glared as if she were looking at a visitor from outside the world, and said, "What?

John repeated the words word for word very seriously, and Alba parroted along with it, but no matter how she learned, she was very awkward.

After learning it a few times, Alba covered her face with her hands and lamented: "God, I feel like I have a bow on my tongue! I am beginning to regret going to this country with you! How can I talk to these Chinese who can tie bows when I arrive?"

Chrissy couldn't help but smile and said lightly: "When you get off the plane in Shanghai, you can take the nearest flight, and I will help you buy a ticket." ”

Alba immediately lowered her hand, glared at her, and said, "You don't want to get rid of me! I'm not going to run away, I want to see what this damn damn feminist bastard looks like! I'm going to scold him to his face for his machismo ideas, scold him for his rotten and outdated concepts, and let him know that he lives in the 21st century, not in a damn ancient society!"

John was shocked when he heard this, and hurriedly said, "No, no, no, Master will be angry, he is amazing, you can't make him angry!"

Alba glanced at John: "Why are you so nervous?" Soon, Alba suddenly said: "Oh, you're afraid that I'll make him angry, and by the way, I won't accept you as an apprentice, right?"

John nodded with a wry smile.

Alba laughed proudly: "Ahahaha, from now on, I will be the leader of this small team, if any of you don't listen to me, I will make trouble!"

John raised his forehead with his hand and groaned in pain, "Oh my God, why did I send you the flight in the first place?"

John turned his head to look at Chrissy with a painful face, but saw that this blonde beauty was still looking at his book very calmly, and he couldn't help asking, "Chrissy, aren't you worried?"

Chrissy sighed lightly, "What is there to worry about?"

Alba smirked triumphantly, "That's it, John, from now on, you're my subordinate, you have to listen to me, or you'll ...... hum."

Before she could finish speaking, she heard Chrissy say slowly, "I've heard that the number of missing people in China every year is very large...... Believing in one more American, it's not a big deal. ”

Alba's face stiffened, and John on the side laughed wildly, he laughed for a while, and then suddenly put on a straight face and said to Chrissy seriously: "Chrissy, why don't we get off the plane in a while and bury Alba behind the airport!"

Chrissy also closed the book and said seriously, "No, it's better to put it in the suitcase." ”

John frowned and said, "Alba is too tall, and she has a big skeleton and a lot of flesh on her body, what if she can't put it in?"

Chrissy snapped her fingers, "Haven't you seen "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"?"

Alba looked at the two people beside him, and couldn't help but say frantically: "You two murderers, can you not say such things in front of the parties when you plan to kill?"

Chrissy finally couldn't help it anymore and leaned back and laughed.

Alba gritted her teeth and said, "You two bastards don't want to scare me, when I see this guy's face, I will scold him and scold him until he is completely skinless!"

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