0079 [The Wonder of Shotguns]
At about nine o'clock that night, Niu Er came to a café in the business district of the University of Arts and sat down in a corner surrounded by sofas that could seat about ten people.
After dinner, he began to sneak around and observe the performances of the fools from afar.
What he didn't expect was that the targets of these nine people were almost distributed in all the faculties and departments of the University.
In fact, Niu Er looked at the performances of those stupid people, and felt a little unbearable, and he didn't even want to take a second look.
But after a circle, he was still a little uneasy.
These seem to be stupid, just like the crooked melons and cracked dates of Mahuang Entertainment at the beginning, and the work on their hands is really not covered.
The University of Arts is indeed a place where the dragon and the tiger are hidden, even if it is just a pre-director class.
In less than an hour, after the evening self-study, the fools will come over to share the results of the battle and discuss the next course of action and plan......
An unscrupulous proposal from the instructor, a bad idea of his classmates to die......
In fact, he was also forced to be helpless, and he was smiling nonsense with a whim, but he didn't expect to be taken seriously by these stupid buddies.
This also allowed him to immediately integrate into this new class, a new major, and a new small group.
Niu Er liked the feeling.
He is most satisfied with his current state of existence, including his past and present lives.
It's not the feeling of those cheating people, but the feeling of being blind to a bunch of peers without any scruples.
Niu Er didn't come up with any good ideas, and after studying hard for a few days, Evil Yuan couldn't help it, so he said a few more words to him.
Those who can cross many thresholds to enter this preparatory class will almost certainly be able to enter the university smoothly.
Those seniors who came before once said that the cultural class test at the graduation of the preparatory school was very simple, just like giving points. As long as you're not really stupid, at least you can pass it.
As for the professional courses, there is no need for the teachers to supervise them at all, and the preparatory class can take out one at random, and they are all the kind that do not need to raise the whip and work hard.
Take the initiative to take this major, which one doesn't have a heart for this industry and has a soft spot......
So it's time to play.
When it's time to learn things seriously, no one is willing to be left behind.
Cow's mouth opened.
These fools turned out to be almost the same mind as themselves.
So he let go of all his baggage and began to seriously help the abuse.
Niu Er's free and familiar way of speaking and dealing with people also made the students seem to forget that he was just a transfer student. Of course, the evil fate squad leader who has a certain appeal also took the initiative to stand for Niu Er from time to time, which also played a great role.
There were forty-two boys in the pre-directing class, and only nine of them finally mustered up the courage to show their hearts to the goddess in their hearts.
Before the action, the nine people, as well as some students who volunteered to help, got together to brainstorm...... It's just a hammer in the east and a mallet in the west, and a few handfuls of nonsense.
First proposed by Lu Ming, the nine people unanimously voted to pass a resolution.
The resolution solemnly decided that Niu Er would not be able to participate in their search for beauty...... Nor can it be seen near the live of any of the performers.
Niu Er nodded, not taking it seriously at all.
Others can join at any time, or they can help the participants or something, and maybe they can also gain a wave of fans because of it......
It's always beautiful to think about.
Evil fate said, I let it out this time. This time, I had to dance with her face to face, and as soon as she stopped and looked at me, I would confess to her immediately.
Lu Ming went on to say, I just drew a sketch of the place where she had to pass by four to six times a day. Until she could stop behind me and look at the painting a few times, I would give her a sketch of the painting, and I would not say a word more.
Niu Er nodded.
Then he turned his head to look at the evil fate.
"With your emotional intelligence, you should communicate with Lu Ming more in the future...... I don't know how you became the class leader in the first place......"
Evil fate shook his fist at Niu Er's eyes, but he endured it and didn't have a seizure.
"Not only can't you confess, but none of you nine should confess this time. Because now is not the best time for you to confess. Such an action is not suitable for confession, nor can it be called confession......"
Lu Ming was praised by Niu Er just now, and immediately reciprocated at this time:
"We're listening, please continue!"
Niu Er couldn't cry or laugh.
"If we all have the appearance of Pan An, you are nine big snipers, almost one shot accurate. But this time, you're nine shotguns...... Even if you can't hit the target of the rabbit, maybe you'll kill a fox next to you or something, that's very possible. ”
One word woke up the nine big fools.
Immediately, their eyes lit up, and they were eager to try.
"Remember, what you want to show here is your talent. As well as personal qualities such as single-mindedness, self-motivation, sunshine, responsibility and courage, it would be better if you could have a little sense of humor...... I don't know if the word stupid counts as a sense of humor. ”
This time, Niu Er's shoulders and body were hit with a lot of punches and handshots.
"There is only one purpose, that is, to hope that a soul resonance with a certain girl can be formed. Remember, it's a soul resonance, not a confession, a phone number or something!"
"The four words of soul resonance are very important!"
That is the main purpose of your operation. It's better to be able to resonate with the person you like, but if you can't resonate with her, you can resonate with one
Looking at the lively fox or something, it is also an absolutely unexpected and valuable gain. ”
"Because only soul mates are the most touching and often the longest......lasting"
An old driver is an old driver.
These words directly made these stupid guys stupid.
Appearance resonance is actually the most simple and crude, however, we have to have it.
If we don't have good looks, we can only achieve soul resonance first, so that it is possible to achieve the next bed board resonance.
"If you must want to say something, you must not be too deliberate. But you must let the other person know that you are doing all this for her...... Don't worry about the opinions of the foxes next to you. The more you are persistent and brave with the person you like, the more you can win the hearts of those foxes next to you......"
"That's the beauty of shotguns. ”
......
Niu Er took a sip of coffee, looked at the time, rested his head on the armrest of the sofa, lay down on the sofa, and began to swipe his mobile phone.
The University of Arts has a general forum.
The five faculties of Fine Arts, Design, Communication, Performing Arts, and Humanities, as well as the 14 departments and three independent research institutes of the University, each have their own sub-forums.
It is said that only a few posts of sufficient magnitude will make it to the general forum of the University. Niu Er wanted to know if this action of his mastermind was enough to reach the magnitude of the General Altar, so he landed on the General Altar first.
So the first thing he saw was the post that had been pinned all along.
"Spring is here, and the boys in the pre-directing class are crazy. ”
The title is pretty mild. It's not too much to hint at something.
In the spring, if the teenagers of school age still have any ideas, they will probably have to go to the hospital for a check-up.
Click on the post and scroll down.
Looking at Niu Er, he grinned widely, the kind that couldn't close anymore.
The post below is basically looking at the picture and talking.
The words of the top post, Niu Er will slowly appreciate it when he is free...... Because it's so funny, it's so funny.
The first picture was painted by Lu Ming. Looking at the background, it should be on the way between the women's dormitory building and the cafeteria of the acting academy. The picture is just an outline, and the time shown in the photo is breakfast time.
The second and third paintings are still painted by Lu Ming.
But in the third picture, there are three large easels next to Lu Ming.
One easel is one he is still drawing, and the other two are sketches of the human body that have already been painted.
He was drawing the back of a girl who had not finished the draft.
The finished work is placed on two easels next to it, one of which is a portrait of a girl's face.
The other is a frontal portrait of the girl......
When Niu Er saw this frontal portrait, his grinning mouth suddenly froze.
Isn't this portrait painted exactly that Zhang Ziyi?
This Lu Ming actually fell in love with a dancing senior sister...... When did he meet Zhang Ziyi, he is the same transfer student as himself, and he has only been here for less than a week like himself......
Niu Er was thinking about riding his sister, and the evil fate broke into the café in a hurry.
After entering the door and glancing at it, the evil fate went straight to Niu Er's side.
I sat down on the sofa, picked up Niu Er's coffee and drank it to the bottom
Niu Er looked at the evil fate and felt that he might have something to gain.
"Did you really hit me?"
The evil fate is obviously trying to suppress his excitement, pretending to be calm, pretending to be understated.
But as soon as he opened his mouth, his original form was revealed, and the filling was exposed.
"Niuer, it's really yours!"
"A sassy fox with bright fur and a charming appearance was by my shotgun!"
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