Chapter 67 Eating and Drinking Men and Women
In the next two or three days, Li Yi rarely spoke at other times except for urging Lu Zheng and Xin'er to work hard. He doesn't like to talk much, he is not as funny and talkative as Mr. Le, even if he teaches Lu Zheng to be cautious in his words and deeds, so it is rare to hear him say a word every day. But as soon as he spoke, Le Zhongping on the side immediately stopped talking and pricked up his ears to listen carefully to what he said.
Not only that, but when walking, as long as two people walk together, Le Zhongping must let Li Yi walk in front first, and he will follow behind. Everywhere is cautious, even if Li Yi coughs a little louder, he will immediately turn his head.
After lunch that day, after the two finished eating, they walked out of the pavilion together, Le Zhongping smiled and asked Li Yi to go out first, Li Yi finally asked strangely: "Zhongping, what's wrong with you, why do I seem so afraid of me?"
"Yes, no, I'm just saying that I respect you, please, please. Hehehe. Le Zhongping hurriedly accompanied the smiling face.
Li Yihu glanced at him suspiciously, and left first with a high ancient crown. Le Zhongping let out a long breath and kept patting his chest.
Lu Zheng said on the side: "Xin'er, look, it's Mr. Le?"
Le Zhongping heard it strangely, and said in his heart, did he have anything to look at, and immediately went to check his new clothes, whether there was any soup on the meal just now.
Xin'er asked, "Little brother, Uncle Le was there just now, didn't you see it?"
Lu Zhengdao: "Yes, seeing that the teacher ate that fish so cleanly that day, I thought that Mr. Le would also be eaten to the point that only a clean skeleton remains!"
When Le Zhongping heard this, he knew that Lu was making fun of himself, put down the clothes in his hand, turned around and said: "Okay, the stupid boy has become a stinky boy, dare to make fun of me, right?"
Lu Zheng saw Le Zhongping's fierce expression, and waved his hand with a smile: "Mr. Le, you misunderstood, how could I make you happy? I'm worried about you, the teacher's mood doesn't seem to be very good these days!"
Xin'er also said: "Yes, Uncle Le, what is the matter with the master of Baihua Valley that you are talking about, as soon as Weishenme mentions her, the teacher will become so weird." ”
Le Zhongping was poked in the weakness, put away his fierce attitude, sighed, lifted his robe and sat down on the steps of the pavilion, and said, "You don't understand these things. Don't talk about you, I can't understand your teacher's weird temper. ”
Lu Zheng leaned to the right of Le Zhongping and said, "Mr. Le, if you don't say how do you know that we don't understand, just tell us, what is going on with our senior lady?"
Xin'er also leaned to the left of Le Zhongping and said, "Uncle Le, you told us, we can help you find a way to make the teacher happy!"
Le Zhongping looked left and right, and said, "You two little ghosts, you are really big ghosts." Your intentions are appreciated by Uncle Le, but I won't talk about the matter of Hundred Flowers Valley casually. Hey, woe comes from the mouth, it's not worth it to be scared for days in exchange for a moment of pleasure, and when I see your teacher now, it's like a mouse seeing a cat. ”
Xin'er and Lu Zheng have been privately guessing what is going on with the teacher of Baihua Valley in the past two days, and the weishenme teacher is not with the teacher?
Xin'er guessed that the teacher and the teacher had a quarrel. She remembers that when she was a child, her parents had a quarrel, and her mother said that she would go back to live in Shimen Lei Ze and would not come back. And according to their understanding of the teacher, it should be the teacher who made the teacher angry, so the teacher lived in the Valley of Hundred Flowers.
Lu Zheng disagreed, thinking that although the teacher was fierce on the surface, he was actually more enthusiastic than anyone else in his heart. He remembered that when he was unconscious, he heard the monk Taoist, Mr. Le and the teacher talking, and the teacher was the one who was most worried about his safety!
The two of them had an argument about this, of course, when they were both taking care of the seedlings of the nameless seed together, because they found that only in the depths of the flower garden did the teacher's precepts seem to ignore them. Of course, in addition to guessing that the teacher and the teacher weishenme quarreled, Xin'er also cared more about what the teacher looked like, whether it was very beautiful.
Therefore, the two of them had long wanted to catch Mr. Le and ask him clearly, where they were willing to let him go, and began to work Mr. Le's left and right.
Lezhong's ears were soft, and he couldn't help the two little guys pleading in every way, and immediately said: "Okay, but you must not say that I told you to listen!"
Mr. Le had already agreed to speak, but Lu Zheng suddenly said: "However, if the teacher finds out that we know, then he must know that it is Mr. Le, you said, and there is no one else in the Sun Moon Mansion!"
Le Zhongping was stunned for a moment, isn't it, what he just said is really enough to hide his ears and steal the bell. Seeing this, Xin'er seemed to be afraid that Mr. Le would not say anything, so he immediately said: "Little brother, I understand what you mean, you are afraid of the teacher's supernatural powers, Uncle Le said it here, will he know?"
Lu Zheng saw Xin'er's eyes, as if he immediately realized that he had said the wrong thing, and quickly nodded, "Yes, I usually seem to be a teacher's supernatural power is a little more powerful than Mr. Le, so I'm a little worried!"
"Little brother, when you say this, my heart also thinks so. Hearing this, Xin'er nodded in agreement, and said to Le Zhongping: "Uncle Le, why don't you say it, Xin'er is afraid that the teacher will hear it, and we will be disciplined again in a while!"
Saying that, the two little guys pressed Le Zhongping's shoulders together and got up with the force, and it seemed that they really planned not to listen. This time, it was Le Zhongping's turn to be anxious, and he hurriedly stretched out his hand to grab the two of them and said, "Say it clearly before leaving! Say that my supernatural power is not as good as your teacher's? Joke! You don't go to inquire about it, is Li Yi in the top ten supernatural masters in the cultivation world, or is I in front of Lezhongping! A child who has no knowledge, talking nonsense!" As he spoke, he held his head high and put on a look of staring at Xiao Han.
Lu Zheng frowned and said, "But I heard it just now, Mr. Le, you said that meeting the teacher is like a mouse meeting a cat! ”
Le Zhongping couldn't pose, stood up anxiously, and said: "Lu Zheng, Lu Zheng, how did I find out that your kid is getting worse and worse? Hmph, I just gave your teacher a face and talked casually, am I really afraid of him? If you want to say that you are afraid, your teacher is the woman who is very afraid of the hundred flowers valley!"
Le Zhongping saw through Lu Zheng's method of agitating against him, but the method of agitation does not mean that you will not be stimulated if you see through it, it just depends on whether the degree of stimulation is enough, and there is no need to hide it. Lu Zheng's mood has changed since that day, and he has unconsciously undergone an indescribable change, it can be said that he has become more and more cheerful, more and more optimistic, and it can also be said that he is no longer so cringe compared to before, and is more willing to talk to people. In short, under Lu Zheng's agitation, Le Zhongping told the story that Li Yi and a woman named Yuboyun had to tell in 1510.
However, it is said that thirty years ago, Li Yi once happened to hear that there was a deep pool called the Great Prison Abyss in the cultivation world, the water of the pool was different from the water in other places, when it was stored in the pool, it was crystal clear, but once scooped up, it would become extremely turbid, and it was twice as heavy as the water elsewhere, and in this pool grew a fish called Lanyu. With such abnormal water, it is conceivable that the orchid fish growing in it is not ordinary. It is said that the freshness and tenderness of the meat of the orchid fish is the first in the world, and the fish meat has a faint orchid fragrance, which is by no means comparable to ordinary fish. With Li Yi's love for fish, when he heard that there was such a fish in the world, he naturally moved his index finger, and immediately got up and went to the prison to find the blue fish.
This great prison is hidden between countless dangerous peaks, and next to it is the famous Hundred Flowers Valley in the cultivation world. The reason why the Valley of Hundred Flowers is famous in the world of cultivation is that in addition to its special way of cultivation, the main thing is that all the monks in the valley are women.
Li Yi flew into the sky, he acted politely, and paid attention to the difference between men and women, so he didn't want to alarm the monks of the Valley of Hundred Flowers, and quietly came to the edge of the prison by himself. With his cultivation as the realm, it is naturally easy not to be discovered. He first glanced at the abyss of the prison, and sure enough, the water in the pool was as clear as the rumors, and there were slender fish swimming freely in the pool, with slender bodies, and each of them had five colors, the head was black, the mouth of the fish was cyan, the fins on the back were yellow, the abdomen was red, and the tail was white, which was very bright and moving, it should be an orchid fish.
Li Yi did not rush to catch the fish, but stretched out his hand, and a stream of water flew from the pool to the air to form a water mass, as if it was contained in an invisible container, and he found that its water was indeed heavier than ordinary water, which was exactly the opposite of the light spirit water in another spiritual abyss in the cultivation world. And not long after the water left the pool, it really slowly began to become very turbid.
So Li Yi took advantage of his heavenly eyes to carefully observe the floating water mass, and found that there was an extremely subtle aquatic plant that was difficult to see with the naked eye. This aquatic plant is very special, evenly distributed in every drop of pool water, as long as the pool water leaves the deep pool, the aquatic plants in it will slowly absorb the pool water, and then continue to split, one into two, two into four, so the cycle is endless, until the water mass in which it is located is absorbed and consumed.
While this aquatic plant splits, it will release a faint orchid-like aroma, giving people a sense of fascination. It seems that the meat of these orchid fish has the aroma of orchids, and this is the reason.
After doing this, Li Yi came to the edge of the pool again, looked at the fish swimming happily, and looked at the largest of them. As soon as his mind moved, his supernatural powers came out of his heart, and he saw that the pool water suddenly split, and the largest blue fish was taken out by him with the power of the object!
But what caught Li Yi off guard was that after the blue fish was photographed, it actually turned into a young woman, and she was naked, raising her head and looking at him with a pair of big watery eyes.
Li Yi was stunned for a moment!