Chapter 213: Believe it or not, I'll scratch you to death
"Su Xian, you listen to the old lady is just greedy for a while, if you want to bury me like this, I won't be with you if I tell you!" Bai Yuyu outside the window was still the main body because he wanted to climb the wall, so he naturally didn't want to appear in front of Su Xian.
"Lao Tzu was startled at the time, I thought you had found a male cat!" Su Xian said with a smile. "The old lady is looking for a male cat? Is the old lady so tasteless? Also, if you bury me again, next time I will call you Su Xian, I won't call you husband. Bai Yuyu said coldly.
"Didn't you say that you wouldn't be together, why did you start changing hexagrams again?" Su Xian said with a wicked smile. Suddenly, a large black cat's paw appeared outside the window, covering half of the window.
"This?" Su Xian was a little surprised, he had seen Bai Yuyu's body just now, it should be the size of a normal cat, even if he ate fat, it wasn't so fast!
"You have the ability, you say it again!" Bai Yuyu said coldly outside the window. "What are you going to do?" asked Su Xian nervously. "Don't you know what I'm going to do, I'm going to scratch you to death today!" Bai Yuyu said angrily.
"Anyway, if you keep revealing your true body like this, aren't you afraid that the police will come to arrest you?" asked Su Xian rhetorically.
", this is my home, big brother, are you okay?" Bai Yuyu said with a suspicious expression: "If I didn't want to continue to scare you, would you believe that my whole body is now in your arms?"
"Don't do it, it's scary to think about. You might look like a gorilla or something. Su Xian thought for a while and said.
"That's pretty much it, just know to admit it. In Ninghai City, you can't beat people and you can admit defeat, you know, right?" Bai Yuyu asked. "Then I will definitely not admit defeat, even in the face of the opponent's ontology, I can't admit defeat. Su Xian retorted.
"Why, your god rank is obviously so low now!" Bai Yuyu said worriedly. "I've seen your big paws, I will be with people like you in the future, I won't be cold, will I still be cold because I was defeated by others?" Su Xian said helplessly.
"Hmph!" Bai Yuyu pouted like a little girl: "You're good at talking, aren't you?
"Eldest sister, stop it, what are you doing, do you want to be with me?" "Then are you still burying me?" Bai Yuyu asked coldly.
"Think, I don't want to do anything, right?" Su Xian said helplessly. "That's good, this girl will let you go today. But remember, report to my room early tomorrow morning!" Bai Yuyu said eagerly.
"But tomorrow I belong to Wang Rourou!" Su Xian said dissatisfiedly. "I know, I won't treat her badly, but your first time must belong to me! Hmph, I'm a free shift, as long as I want to, I don't care if you want it or not, do you hear?"
Su Xian thought about it and had no choice but to nod, thinking about it carefully, anyway, there was no harm to him, but it was good. It's just that this physical and mental endurance has been torn apart step by step by others, and Su Xian feels that he is almost not like a person.
After Bai Yuyu left, Jin Ju came out of the kitchen, and she brought a bowl of yellow clear water soup with a few yellow chrysanthemum petals floating on it.
"Well, eat it, and I'll be your woman. Jin Ju said shyly. "Then if I don't eat, what is the relationship between the two of us?" Su Xian asked rhetorically.
Jin Ju glanced at him, and said coldly: "Do you want to see the old lady's body?" "Then forget it, can't I eat it?" But there is one, will this thing bleed?" Su Xian hurriedly said.
"Naturally not, there is no breath of life on it, and the old lady didn't let you eat the roots of the old lady, how can it bleed? It's like you humans cut your hair, have you ever seen a hair cut that bleeds?" Jin Ju asked rhetorically.
Su Xian nodded, brought the bowl over, and drank all the soup in a few sips, and he also had a full burp, as if he had eaten a lot.
In our undefeated Jin Ju family, the most scarce thing is this kind of petal, which is usually eaten by the girl on the first day of marriage, and I will give it to you, hehe. Jin Ju blushed after speaking.
"Then I'm lucky!" Su Xian said embarrassedly. "So, you just need to be nice to people. And you just let the family call you dad, and you screamed dozens of times in a row, do you say that you yourself are perverted?" Jin Ju said with some dissatisfaction.
"It's obvious that you just went to heaven, do you understand?" Su Xian immediately retorted. Jin Ju was dumbfounded all of a sudden, her face turned red, she stretched out her hand and slapped Su Xian's side face, and said coldly: "Shameless! How can you say such a thing? Obviously, you forced me." ”
Su Xian's side face hurt hotly, he was recruiting someone to provoke someone today, and he was repeatedly warned by the woman like this. Su Xian sighed and sat on the edge of the bed, his face was very ugly.
Jin Ju sat beside Su Xian a little embarrassed, stretched out his hand and gently rubbed Su Xian's back: "Didn't the two of us talk about it here, don't care, kiss one, okay?"
"Then do you still care if I ask you to call me Dad?" asked Su Xian in a low voice. "I don't care, as long as you're happy, I can do anything. Jin Ju smiled awkwardly and whispered.
"Then are you going to do it again?" asked Su Xian again. "Hmm. Jin Ju blushed shyly, then nodded heavily. "Then do you still call me Dad?" said Su Xian with a wicked smile.
Jin Ju turned around and gently hit Su Xian's chest with his pink fist: "If I were a rabbit spirit or something, I would bite you to death with my front teeth!"
"Then it stands to reason that rabbit spirits, fox spirits and snake spirits are the types that men like more in normal humans!" Su Xian thought for a while and said.
"That's certainly not the case, it's just an image created in human literature. If humans really saw the most beautiful woman in our demon world, then they would definitely change their minds. Jin Ju thought for a while and said.
"The four of you are so good in figure and so good-looking, aren't you the most beautiful demon girl?" Su Xian hurriedly asked.
"Not really!" Jin Ju shook his head very seriously: "The most beautiful is the daughter of Long Gong, that is, the Dragon Girl." She also has a nice name, called Long Yinmei!"
"Sister Long Yin, this name is clearly so earthy!" Su Xian said. "That's your human opinion, and the more awkward the name, the more advanced it is, but it's the other way around for youkai. You see, the name Zhijiao is very awkward, that is because Grandma Zhijiao used to have a very low status!" Jin Ju said meaningfully.
"So that's the case!" Su Xian nodded: "No wonder Aunt Zhijiao said that her name is a cheap name, the reason is here." ”
"In fact, the more the name of the mountain is more awkward, in the past, Grandma Zhijiao was a side branch of the green fox, the white fox was the most noble, followed by the red fox, the gray fox, the green fox is a variant, the status is low, and Aunt Zhijiao is still a side branch of the green fox, the status is even lower!" Jin Ju explained seriously.
"Then why does she cook the world's food?" asked Su Xian strangely. "It's not that the fairy girl likes her, she used to take her with her, and this person she will also make a kind of rosemary, the kind that makes people gender confused!" Jin Ju whispered in Su Xian's ear.