Chapter 001: People Have Teenagers (Ask to Add to the Bookshelf)
A stick-shaped spaceship flies in the direction of the sun in the far reaches of space.
This is the vicinity of Saturn's rings, and Saturn in the distance is like a big fat man with a white face who is spinning a hula hoop to lose weight, and the surroundings are quiet.
All you can see is a section of the stick spaceship spinning constantly, yes, this rotation is not frequent, and it looks a little dizzy.
This spaceship is really like a big bamboo pole, and the way he turns is also very special, the whole big bamboo pole is folded up from the middle, driving the head to rotate at a great angle, and when the tail is lowered and re-formed into a straight line, the direction of the spaceship has been changed to advance towards the Azure Star.
Saturn is getting farther and farther away, Azure Star is getting closer and closer, and the moving ship suddenly shuddered, and then it suddenly fell apart, and then there was a violent explosion, like a giant fireworks in space.
But just a short time after the fireworks were fully released, the fireworks magically began to collapse again, and soon collapsed into a small dot, and the space returned to calm, as if nothing had happened.
When Cang Yaozu opened his eyes, the eldest girl sitting opposite him had become a little girl, almost twenty years younger. Isn't time a pig-killing knife? Girl, how can you still grow in reverse? If I sleep again, you won't drink milk, right?
Do you want me to sleep or don't want me to sleep, you have to tell me, if 40 years old to 20 years old must be a comedy, then 20 years old you are 20 years younger is really not necessarily a comedy.
Cang Yaozu looked around. No, this is not the train he was on, he was on the high-speed train. Because of the impact of the epidemic, the communication equipment company founded by Cang Yaozu has gone bankrupt, so he decided to take the opportunity to rest for a while and go back to his hometown to see his parents.
And now it seems to be a relatively outdated train, although it is not the worst kind of green car, but it is not much better, and the speed is as slow as a snail. Not to mention the speed of 300 kilometers per hour, this speed is definitely not hundreds.
Cang Yaozu stood up and looked at it, the more he looked at it, the more puzzled he became, people were poorly dressed, not to say old, it was a kind of style conservative, it was that kind of very earthy feeling. In his eyes, it looked very shabby. Cang Yaozu slowly sat down, thinking about what was going on.
I still remember a dream I had just now, I was on a spaceship in the shape of a stick, the spaceship had just flown past Saturn, and then suddenly it went out of control, and then I felt like the Big Bang, and my whole body began to expand rapidly.
As he became more and more eager, the swelling finally stopped, but it began to collapse rapidly, slowly collapsing into a small dot. Then the dot came to the train he was on in a blink of an eye, and that's when he woke up. As for which train it was on, he couldn't tell for a while.
Carefully observing the little girl opposite, well, it is very eye-catching, and the original thirty-year-old girl is not a person at all, the big round face has become a palm-sized melon seed face, with big eyes, with a hint of longing for the future.
This is an effect that cannot be achieved by cosmetic surgery, and if there is any technology that can cause this kind of change, it can only be the cooperation of the three evil techniques of cosmetic surgery and PS.
"Dad, how long will it take to get to Yandu?" the little girl turned to a big brother next to her and asked. Well, is it the eldest brother or the uncle? This mainly depends on Cang Yaozu's own cognition, he thinks that he is in his forties, so this should be the eldest brother.
"It's going to take two hours. ”
Cang Yaozu felt a little wrong when he heard this, "I said, brother, didn't our car start from Yandu? Why do you want to go to Yandu again? Is this a return flight?"
"Haha, big brother, you're so funny, and you're going back, it's not an airplane, it's not a spaceship, you can't go back." Besides, I'm in my forties, my brother is definitely not your brother anymore, you and my daughter are just as old, why do you have to call me Uncle Sheng. ”
"Uncle, I'm also forty, we're almost a few years old, we're old, who is still fighting for an age, I don't dare to celebrate my birthday, the years are like knives, knives and knives urge people to get old." ”
"You're forty, haha, little brother, are you kidding, you look like this, if you're forty, I'll eat all this half of the watermelon in one go." The eldest brother pointed to the half of a watermelon on the small dining table and said.
"Big brother, I call you big brother, you want to eat this watermelon, you talk, I promise not to rob you, I'm really in my forties, I'm a little dragon." ”
"Classmate, I have a mirror here, you can take care of it yourself, if you want to come out and deceive people, you have to wear makeup. As she spoke, the little girl handed over a small mirror.
Cang Yaozu hesitantly picked up the mirror, and he also realized that something was wrong at this moment. He slowly picked up the mirror, and a young face appeared inside, and the fine fuzz on his lips could tell him that this guy was definitely no older than twenty years old.
What's going on, this is the appearance of my youth, they all say that flowers have a reblooming day, and no one is young anymore, how can I come here and become a young man again? Could it be that someone made a wish to the gods and Buddhas of the heavens, then this wish must be like this:
May you go through the mountains and rivers and still maintain a childlike heart.
May you work hard all your life, be loved all your life, have what you want most, let go of what you can't get, sleep when you're tired, and smile when you wake up.
May you work hard and be uninhibited when you are young, and may you smile at the sunset when you are old, and talk and laugh again.
May you read all the prosperity and return without forgetting your original intention.
May you go away for half your life and come back as a teenager.
This is really a very, very good wish, but how did this wish suddenly come true? I can't say why, Cang Yaozu always felt that all this was related to the dream he had just had.
"Uncle, uncle, I see that the atmosphere is a little awkward, just kidding, just kidding. Cang Yaozu froze down, opened his mouth to explain his abnormal behavior just now, and reached out to hand the mirror to the little girl, and then carefully checked the things on his body.
There was a canvas schoolbag on his body, the edge of the schoolbag was worn a little hard, and when he opened it gently, there was neither a power bank nor the SWITCH game console he just bought for his son yesterday. There's only one notebook, uh, not a computer, it's a real paper notebook, which opens up and has an acceptance letter sandwiched inside.
When I opened this admission notice, it read: Cang Yaozu, you have been admitted to the communication engineering major of our school, please come to the school on time to register, please bring the admission notice when you register, Yandu University of Posts and Telecommunications Admissions Office. There is also a half-price train ticket in the notice, Beijing-Kowloon Line, and the terminal station is Yandu West Station.
A feeling that was both a long time ago and yet familiar came over me. Cang Yaozu groped around his body, he wanted to see the current date and time, he didn't like to wear a watch, he always used his mobile phone to check the time, but he couldn't find the mobile phone after rummaging through his body.
"Little brother, what's wrong with you? I've got it, I've got it. The uncle on the other side handed over a pack of cigarettes. Cang Yaozu was a little confused, he did smoke, but he didn't have a habit of smoking, only when he was very irritable or after drinking, he would have the mind to smoke a few cigarettes.
politely rejected the uncle's cigarette, Cang Yaozu fell into a state of confusion, emptied his brain, and sat there thinking about life, who am I, where am I, what am I for, what am I for, what am I really philosophical.
Flowers have a reblooming day, and no one is young. It's rare, Lao Tzu should be reborn, I don't know if the world is still not the original world, I hope it is, the women and money we have pursued together in those years, do it again, can Lao Tzu miss it again? More than 20 years of life experience, even if you can't program, you can't operate, you can leave a wonderful life.
Fortunately, I didn't reborn a few months early, in that case, I can't pass the college entrance examination, and the university must be closed, and the admission score of Yanyou's communication engineering major can be high, with more than 600 points, and now I have forgotten the knowledge of high school, not to mention more than 600 points, and I may not be able to get a five-fold discount.
Then I can only be admitted to an art school, just my own art cell, but what is the whole thing, do you sing to the teacher that mice love rice? Or the vast end of the world is my love, the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green mountains, haha, a little interesting.
"Classmate, what are you laughing at?" Seeing Cang Yaozu laughing inexplicably, the little girl opposite asked curiously.
"Me, I remembered a song, it was hilarious. That's how it was sung. ”
I love you ~ love you ~ It's like a mouse loves rice
No matter how much wind and rain
I'll still be with you
I miss you~miss you~
No matter how bitter it is
As long as it makes you happy
I'm willing to do anything.
"What a mess, young man, the next time you confess to the little girl, you must see if Old Tarzan is not by the girl's side, if you keep being so rough, you will definitely be beaten." ”
"Ah, auntie, it's not a confession, it's really a song, don't you hear my tone? I'm an artist, and those who engage in art are more mavericks, you know. Cang Yaozu hurriedly explained, he didn't want to be beaten. He felt that he sang well just now, you must know that his original voice was incomplete in five tones, could it be that his voice was kissed by an angel when he was reborn, which was really earned.
"Auntie doesn't understand this, Auntie only knows, you can't make yourself a psychotic when you engage in art, and you can't have privileges in art, right? ”
"Haha, just kidding, it's really not a confession, I'm just singing a song blindly, I'm engaged in art, I'm doing a very serious artistic creation, really. Cang Yaozu spread his hands and made an innocent statement.
"Okay, if you're engaged in art, then do you go to Yandu to perform or go to school, look like you go to school, what about your parents? They didn't go to report with you?"
"Yes, I went to school in Yandu, I just got admitted this year, don't you want to start school? I went to report, my parents didn't go to Yandu with me, both of them are very busy, I also want to exercise myself, no, the Beijing-Kowloon line has just opened this year, I want to take the train to the school to report. Cang Yaozu recalled the past and explained slowly.
The uncle on the other side is not an impulsive person, and he has no intention of beating people until now, he looked at his daughter, and then said: "Young man, you are quite independent, you dare to take the train alone, much better than my daughter." ”
"What dare you do, I didn't bring any luggage, so I brought a notice, tuition fees or something, and when I went to Yandu to get a card, my mother called me, I was naked, and I was a boy, as long as I transported myself to the school in Yandu, I would complete the task." Girls are different, girls want to be rich and take care of them well, don't they all say that girls are intimate little padded jackets, this little padded jacket has to treat her gently, and can't suffer even a little bit of grievance. ”
In that life, Cang Yaozu brought up Lao Yang's daughter Yang Ying with his own hands, and the scene of sending her to report to medical school seemed to be just yesterday.
A few people chatted, and the time passed unconsciously, and Yandu was close at hand.
This year should be 1996, and this day is the day when Cang Yaozu went to report to the university. Coincidentally, the hometown opened a direct Beijing-Kowloon railway to Yandu, which greatly facilitated the travel of hometown people.
I don't know if others are happy or not, Cang Yaozu is very happy, the Beijing-Kowloon Railway is simply built for him, and he hurriedly repaired it before he went to school in Yandu, he thought that he was the chosen one, everything really went well.
Now that Cang Yaozu has been reborn, reborn this summer, he feels that he is indeed the chosen one.
In other words, Cang Yaozu is a pig standing on the tuyere, he is about to fly, this time he must fly a little longer, and he will never fall from the sky again.