"Hello sir, congratulations on winning the first prize of our company, 50,000 yuan in cash, please leave the collection account and call a personal income tax of 3,000 yuan, and we can remit the bonus to you. ”

This......

Ling Hushuo was suspicious of his ears, it was 0202, did anyone still use this trick to deceive people.

Putting down the kitchen knife, Ling Hushuo replied as if convinced: "Yes! That's great, three thousand yuan, right? I'll call you now...... Hey, I only have two thousand and five left in my card, can you lend me five hundred first?"

Liar: What are you talking to me about?

"I'm sorry sir, but our relationship is not close enough to borrow money, so you might as well contact your friends and family. ”

Today, if you don't "counter-kill" the liar, you will be uncomfortable once, and ask Wangcai to watch the three rabbits, and then go to the living room to slowly trick the liar.

Leaving Wangcai to guard may be the most wrong move for Ling Hushuo.

The rabbit boss and the second rabbit and the third rabbit looked at each other, and at the same time armed the front paws into a knife, and cut the rope unconsciously, and Wangcai was still patrolling in a circle.

"Don't run, I'm staring at you!" Wangcai threatened with a husky look.

The three rabbits looked well-behaved, and the rabbit boss said with a gesture of goodwill: "Han dog, I have beef jerky, do you want to eat it." ”

"Beef jerky!"

Just these three words of beef jerky are enough to make Wangcai forget everything.

Wangcai nodded impatiently: "If you want it, where is the little jerky." ”

The rabbit boss snickered secretly: "On me, I will give it to you if you come here." ”

Wangcai obediently approached, not wanting to get close to the front three rabbits pressed it together, and then the three knives were put on his neck together.

Wangcai: I'm really scared at this moment.

Rabbit: Impressed?

Wangcai: Don't dare!

At this time, Ling Hushuo was still circling with the liar through a layer of window paper, and when he heard a strange sound, he looked towards the kitchen and ignored it without finding anything.

"The dog is not allowed to bark, and he will take us out honestly. The old rabbit shouted and threatened.

Wangcai blinked: "Actually, there is no beef jerky at all, right?" ”

The three rabbits were speechless.

"Did you just find out, a dog? ”

"Boss, this dog is so stupid. ”

“......”

In the face of a steady stream of ridicule, Wangcai showed his canine teeth in annoyance.

"You're finished!"

The energy bar on the collar quickly filled, and a raging flame ignited on Wangcai's body.

The three rabbits dodged sensitively.

"Boss, this little dog has actually transformed!"

"The situation is not right, urgently retreat. ”

The three rabbits quickly ran out of the kitchen, and Ling Hushuo, who was on the phone, only saw three "mosaics" passing under his nose in a trance. (Old myopia)

"Don't run, huh!"

Wangcai chased after him, and the three rabbits were stopped by the gate, trying to get through and escape but couldn't drill the floor tiles.

Rabbit Er: "What about the boss?!"

Rabbit Boss: "Steady, carry out Plan A!"

Rabbit San: "What's Plan A?"

Rabbit Boss: "If you don't know, I'll do Plan B." ”

The second rabbit and the third rabbit asked in unison: "What is Plan B?!"

Boss Rabbit asked anxiously, and his expression was seriously out of control: "Okay, since Plan A and Plan B are not working, let's implement Plan C!"

The second and third rabbits have black lines on their faces, and Plan C is a god again......

The prosperity of the flame red dog form is already close at hand, which plan is too late to discuss, the three rabbits shouted in unison, and then jumped away in different directions tacitly, only angry Wangcai in his eyes did not have the word "brake" in his mind at all, and forced through the door... Through......

A melting "dog hole" was left in the door, and the three rabbits looked at each other excitedly.

"Good chance!

Three rabbits scurried out of the "dog hole" one after another, and there was nothing to stop them outside.

Wangcai looked back angrily, and without saying a word, he used a flaming eruption, and the three rabbits waved their claws unhurriedly, and said in unison.

"Bye bye hue dog~"

As the words fell, the three rabbits swooped away, leaving only three pits in the ground, and the devastating flames were one step late.

......

"Sir, let's stop arguing about the matter of 500 yuan, okay, I will deduct 500 yuan from your bonus and I will lend it to you, and you pay 500 less personal income tax, so that your money will not be enough!

The liar who was fooled by Linghu Shuo "fell into the devil" can hardly imagine what his future life will be like.

Ling Hushuo looked through the big hole in the door and saw the outside, his face was only sluggish, and it took a long time before he slowly opened his mouth and spit out a word, "Damn!"

"Sir, have you agreed to this option, if you..."

Ling Hushuo pressed the phone at the speed of light and rushed out, well, there was still residual heat on the door.

"Wangcai!"

"Huh?"

Wangcai turned his head to look at Ling Hushuo, but his two paws were still in the mechanical pit of the pit in the machine.

"What are you doing?"

"Chase those three abominable rabbits!"

"Chasing rabbits..."

Ling Hushuo had nothing to say, and looked back at the burned door, and a security door for three rabbits to get in was simply too much to lose.

Half an hour later, Bai Ji came downstairs wrapped in a bath towel, and the familiar scene made Hu Shuo get a little compensation from the psychology of loss when he saw this scene.

Bai Ji looked at the dining table and raised her eyebrows: "What about the rabbit, how did it become clear water." ”

Ling Hushuo smiled reluctantly and spread out his hand: "I said that the rabbit is not cooked, do you believe it." ”

Bai Ji clenched her fists and changed, the bath towel on her body disappeared and changed back to her usual clothes, which had only one purpose, that is, to make it more convenient when beating Ling Hushuo.

"Where's the rabbit, where's the rabbit!

Ling Hushuo, who was about to be strangled to death under Bai Ji's body, used his last strength to point at Wangcai and spoke with difficulty.

"It's... It..."

Bai Ji's fierce gaze turned, and the courageous Wangcai could not escape the nervousness.

"Bunny, you've eaten it!"

Wangcai shook his head like a rattle.

"No, no, they ran away. ”

Ling Hushuo broke Bai Ji's hand hard, thinking to himself What are you staring at Wangcai and pinching me.

After taking two breaths to relieve himself from the lack of oxygen, Ling Hushuo pointed to the gate again and said, "The three rabbits escaped, I..."

Before Ling Hushuo finished speaking, a burst of BGM suddenly came from outside the gate.

Ling Hushuo had a question mark on his face, who put a subwoofer in front of my house.

"We didn't run!"

In the sound of BGM, three fluffy "white balls" rolled into the room.

Three rabbits: "I'm the Rabbit Boss! I'm the second Rabbit! I'm the Rabbit Three! We're the Rabbit Gang who are about to take over this neighborhood!"

"Rabbit... Help?"

Ling Hushuo looked at the three fat rabbits and wiped a cold sweat secretly, thinking to himself if you have watched too many movies in a certain country, in a civilized society, you will be taken to education by the police uncle if you are so loud.

(End of chapter)