Chapter 37: The Incapable Waste
The audio recorded by his wife made Zhang Huan's blood swell when he heard it.
The restless heart is beating out of the atrium.
Wang Lele leaned against the head of the bed, with a fashion weekly on his lap, idly flipping through the leaves.
The sound of scraping book leaves seemed to have hit Zhang Huan's heart.
Wang Lele's mind did not fall on the weekly magazine, and his beautiful eyes glanced at it. The two little feet overlapped together, the toes were tight, and they were very naughty towards Zhang Huan.
Suddenly, Wang Lele showed a weird smile again.
Although Zhang Huan was puzzled, he didn't think much about it at all.
The seductive recording in the headphones suddenly turned sharply, only to hear my wife say in the recording: "It's still a question a long time ago, do you covet my body, or do you like my personality?
it!!
The sudden question made Zhang Huan feel excited.
It was as if a bucket of ice water had been poured down the back of the neck.
The original restlessness suddenly became dumb.
Zhang Huan hit a few spirits in a row, reacted, and panicked.
In other words, who is still enthusiastic one second, and dumb fire the next, who is not afraid?
Who doesn't worry about losing the second half of their life's happiness?
"Waste, what do you do?"
Zhang Huan threw off his slippers and jumped next to his daughter-in-law.
Because his son was sleeping soundly beside him, he pulled the cover sheet and covered him and his wife in the sheet.
Syllable!
A crisp slap in the face.
Wang Lele pushed Zhang Huan away in fright, "I'm going to die, did you scare me with this surprise?"
She was just frightened, instinctively fighting back.
With an angry face, he touched Zhang Huan's cheek again, "Does it hurt?"
"It's okay, it's okay......"
Zhang Huan didn't care about the hot pain on his face at all, and found that there was no problem with happiness in the second half of his life.
I couldn't help but breathe a big sigh of relief.
At this moment, the son grabbed his head from the bed, opened his eyes and looked at them, and then closed his eyes and lay down.
The thunder can't wake up, and it looks very quiet.
Since Zhang Huan climbed into bed, he didn't plan to go down, and said to the side: "As the price for your domestic violence, I want to sleep in bed." β
"You haven't answered my question yet!"
Wang Lele checked his son, sat cross-legged to the side, and pressed the hem of his pajamas.
Facing his wife's serious eyes, Zhang Huan wanted to die, lowered his head and muttered, "My son will pull the braids of his female classmates, you ask me those questions that destroy the harmony between men and women, okay?"
"You don't dare to face the problem head-on. β
Wang Lele shook his head and lay back, "When a woman reaches the age of twenty-nine, if she asks this kind of question again, she will be said that she is not young and still so naΓ―ve? Is it because she has not gone through the hardships of life? But people are different, some people have experienced the hardships of life, and they will be smoothed out and live a muddy life." Some people will learn to hide their sharpness, and actually know what to ask for better than they used to?"
"Guess what kind of person I am?"
Facing his wife's bland smile and questioning, a burning self-confidence burned Zhang Huan's atmosphere and didn't dare to breathe.
He peeked at his wife twice, but didn't dare to squeak.
Wang Lele's stiff face couldn't hold back, and he suddenly laughed.
"You...... Are you kidding me?"
"Guess!"
Wang Lele had a charming white eye, turned over and found a comfortable position to lie down, "I have been sitting for a long time and my back hurts, help me press it!"
"Wang Lele, you get up for me. β
Zhang Huan couldn't guess what his wife thought, she was too goblin.
It's a lot more goblins than when you're in love.
Wang Lele tilted his head suspiciously, "What's wrong?"
"Who taught you this?"
"Haven't you heard of a saying? Thirty is like a wolf, forty is like a tiger, at my age, do you still need someone to me?"
Wang Lele sat up provocatively, and whispered in Zhang Huan's ear: "Actually, I have raised several little white faces outside for four years, and I have practiced a lot of tricks in order to train little white faces!"
"You're too kidding!"
Therefore, growing up in a divorced family, Zhang Huan hates this kind of thing the most.
With his head down, he went down to the ground bunk and shrunk into the quilt and did not move.
Wang Lele giggled and glanced at Zhang Huan's back, "Which woman's clothes are drying on the balcony?"
Yes?
Balcony?
Clothes?
Zhang Huan suddenly remembered Li Yulan's clothes. He took it home and stirred it in the washing machine, planning to wait for it to dry before sending it to someone.
I was going to wait for my wife to come back, so I told my wife. Because I was busy picking up my son, cooking dinner, and going to a dinner party, I was busy and forgot.
Zhang Huan turned over and sat up, "Our Mr. Li's ......"
There was nothing to hide, and he meticulously told all the things with Li Yulan.
Wang Lele snorted coldly, "I can't see it, is your woman quite good? Why are you pestering me, go to your family Li Yulan!"
"I covet your body, and I like your personality. When you're fifty or sixty, I'm fifty or sixty......"
Zhang Huan glanced at his wife bitterly.
Wang Lele said irritably: "Don't change the topic with me, if the coat is okay, other clothes together, do you think I will believe you?"
"Really, I don't have anything to do with her. β
Zhang welcomed his wife's scrutinizing gaze, and his heart was very open.
Wang Lele believes that Zhang Huan is not messing around outside, but he is just unhappy, this kind of thing is not decided by reason, "Then tell me, what do you think when you take her clothes back?"
"I just hope there is no deception between us. β
Zhang Huan's frank, firm, and expectant eyes made Wang Lele's heart flutter.
This idiot!
Wang Lele lay down with his back to the bunk, "This matter needs to be investigated, sleep!"
"I don't want to sleep on the floor. β
Zhang Huan walked to the side of the bed and stood still, Wang Lele rolled his eyes, "This is your home, where do you like to sleep." β
"Thank you, daughter-in-law. β
Zhang Huan swooped into his daughter-in-law's bed.
Wang Lele le's elbow was over, "I'm upset, if you dare to touch me again, try it?"
Oh!
Zhang Huan was worried about waking up his sleeping son, so he happily squeezed his daughter-in-law inside.
The movement is very small.
Wang Lele carefully stuck a pillow between the two, "If you cross the line, you will roll me down." β
"No, it's ......"
Zhang Huan had the illusion of returning to elementary school, with a stationery box placed between the two tables at the same table, not allowing the boundary to be crossed.
He was stunned bitterly, "Classmate Wang Lele, I, Zhang Huan, have decided to chase you in the future." β
"Childish!"
Wang Lele snorted coldly, "I, Wang Lele, really want to change bed partners!"
"For whom?"
"Change to a handsome, chic, lively, cute, young and energetic one. β
Wang Lele turned his back to Zhang Huan and looked at his sleeping son with a smile, "Just an old uncle like you......"
"Please don't provoke me with this kind of thing!"
Zhang Huan heard that it was his son, and pretended not to hear it and was very angry.
Wang Lele said: "I want a divorce, but you don't want to, blame me!"
β......β
The two chatted late at night and said goodnight to each other.
Zhang Huan's chicken thief waited for his wife to fall asleep, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, Wang Lele grabbed his fingers with his backhand and whispered, "I'll guard against your hand." None of the men can be trusted......"
"It hurts, it hurts!"
Zhang Huan endured the pain and tried not to make a sound.
Wang Lele let go of his hand, "Tomorrow my son and I will have a holiday, what I have is patience." β
"I was wrong. β
Zhang Huan honestly stopped being weird, and after half an hour, he pretended to turn over in his sleep and crossed the line with his legs.
Wang Lele pinched him sleepily and made a 180-degree rotation.
Because I was sleepy, I didn't even speak.
Zhang Huan carried forward the fighting spirit of not being afraid of death and not wanting pain, and finally stretched out his feet when the sky was bright.
Wang Lele grabbed him, didn't squeeze hard, put his hand on his leg and said, "You win, I'm sleepy, that's all." β
With the joy of victory, Zhang Huan's eyes fell asleep heavily.
It feels like I've just closed my eyes.
His son was clamoring to get up, but Wang Lele closed his eyes and asked his son to find Zhang Huan.
Zhang Huan got up with dark circles under his eyes, made breakfast for his son, threw the mobile phone to his son, and stuffed his son into the second bedroom.
He plunged into the master bedroom and immediately came back to life.
"Xiao Lele, I turned off the big light bulb. If I hadn't had a son last night, do you think Lao Tzu wouldn't have used violence?"
Zhang Huan didn't speak in a hurry.
Wang Lele sat up like a corpse, "Get up, and then go buy a car." I really want to buy a BBA-level car like Xiaolu, but it's a pity that I married a wrecked person who has no ability, and I am poor!"