Chapter 3: Time is Running Out
"This..."Chen Fan has thought about a lot of possibilities, what to look at feng shui, criticize the passing years, etc., Chen Fan has considered them. But I didn't expect Li Youde to be such a request.
"Have you been to the hospital?" asked Chen Fan.
Chen Fan used this routine very easily. In the past two years, Chen Fan has learned a lot. Words: This is the basis of deception. A good fortune teller or feng shui master. First of all, you have to be able to speak. Will clichΓ©. They are all Jianghu people, and they don't understand this, so what are they doing.
These words are a set of Li Youde's message. Look at what work he has done before, why it doesn't work.
Li Youde didn't doubt anything else, and his face also showed resentment: "Alas, don't mention it, master." In the past five or six years, my wife and I have thought of a lot of solutions. Hospitals all over the country, such as reproductive hospitals and infertility hospitals, have been visited. And those that advertise something. To put it nicely, what infertility is compensated. I've spent millions of them. Eggs don't have any effect, they're all liars!"
Speaking of this, Li Youde's simple old peasant's face showed ruthlessness: "Those short-lived ghosts, do you really think that I, Li Youde, am a peasant? β
The corners of Chen Fan's mouth twitched involuntarily, and said, "Don't talk about that." Moving on to the situation. I don't know Mrs. Guigeng?"
Li Youde's face was a little embarrassed, and he said with a smile: "I was poor when I was a child, and I was a pig farmer when I was young. No one looks down on me. My wife is twenty years younger than me and is now thirty-one. β
Chen Fan was a little surprised, but he didn't see it, it was still the standard for old husbands and young wives. After saying that, there is no need for Chen Fan's guidance. Li Youde said it like pouring beans into a bamboo tube. It's okay with any body, but the activity is low, so I almost didn't say what posture to use at night.
"Master, is there anything wrong?" Li Youde was a little worried, and Chen Fan's silence made him a little flustered. He cautiously asked, "Master Chen, is it wrong for me to come at the wrong time?" or you choose a day, and I will come back then." β
Chen Fan was a little speechless in his heart, what does this make me say? If you are looking at feng shui, you can also prevaricate and say that you will choose a date. But now, I haven't heard that you have to choose an auspicious day for the zodiac. It's an excuse I can't put into words. But this guy in front of him is also a ruthless person. I just said it, and I sued all those liars. If you don't deal with it, you'll be satisfied. What if I sue me?
"Not really. Chen Fan had to respond to Li Youde. Then he frowned and said, "Mr. Li, your situation is a little tricky and troublesome." β
Li Youde suddenly seemed to understand something, and he looked like he understood, and said with a smile: "Master, don't worry, I understand the rules." β
As he spoke, he saw Li Youde just take it out casually, and handed over a check in his pocket that could be thrown with a crackling sound. It was placed on the table in front of Chen Fan's eyes. As for handing it to Chen Fan, Li Youde didn't dare. How could the master care about these mundane things.
Chen Fan didn't look at the specific numbers, but the approximate numbers were seen, the six zeros were seen, and the capitalized one million. This cannot be faked.
At the same time, Li Youde added: "Master Chen, don't worry, it's just a meeting gift. If I really get my wish, I will be rewarded with a lot of money. β
Speaking of this, Li Youde's face was sad and a little excited: "My Li family has been passed down for several generations. This can only be blamed on my father, if he worked hard, my family would not be so poor. I will be able to find a wife when I am younger. That's not all. Master, you have to save me no matter what. β
Li Youde stopped talking, as if he remembered something, and said: "Master, am I not sincere enough? Or will I kneel in front of your door for three days and three nights? You can rest assured that I am very sincere." β
The corners of Chen Fan's mouth twitched, you still knelt for three days and three nights, you don't need three days and three nights. After kneeling for two days, Lao Tzu will be knocked out.
As soon as Chen Fan's fingers were forced, a tingling pain came, Chen Fan looked down and saw that the statue of Lao Tzu who was originally playing with it in his hand happened to be punctured by Lao Tzu's beard at this moment. Traces of blood flowed out and seeped into the statue. Then a flash of light flickered. When Chen Fan took a closer look, there was nothing.
"Money is definitely not to be taken. Don't look loyal and honest in front of this thing, but his money is not so easy to cheat. Chen Fan made a judgment in his heart.
In addition, judging from the information Li Youde said, there is no big problem with the bodies of these two people. In fact, if there is a problem, it is just a matter of physical conditioning, and after such a long time, hospitals large and small have already adjusted his body.
Thinking of this, Chen Fan didn't even look at the check. said indifferently: "No merit will not be punished." Let's take Mr. Li's check back. If Mr. Li does this, then please go back. β
Li Youde was a little surprised, but then he admired it even more, it was the kind of admiration that the five bodies threw to the ground, gave a thumbs up, and praised: "Master Dade, this is the real master." Those liars, one by one, want me to give all the money first. Only a master like a master can treat money as nothing. I am admired and have nothing to say. β
Chen Fan didn't want to speak, did Lao Tzu not want to take it? It's Lao Tzu who didn't dare to take it, just a person like you, this money took yours, if there is a problem, I will be hot.
Chen Fan waved his hand: "Stretch out your hand, I'll take a pulse." β
As Li Youde stretched out his hand, Chen Fan shook his head: "Left hand! Male left female right." β
These words suddenly made Li Youde's face full of surprise, and he changed his hand with a smile: "A master is a master." It's much better than those professors and experts. It's the first time I've heard that the pulse is divided into men and women. β
Chen Fan was a little annoyed in his heart, and glared at Li Youde with an unkind look, as if to say: As long as you can do it, you can talk too much.
Li Youde had a kinship, looked at Chen Fan cautiously, his mouth squirmed, as a simple farmer, Li Youde finally couldn't help but be cheap, and said cautiously: "Master, isn't the pulse diagnosis the finger belly on the wrist where the inch is closed?"
As soon as Li Youde said this, Chen Fan's face suddenly turned red, but fortunately, he was very good at his appearance and temperament. is very high-spirited, and Li Youde didn't dare to look at him directly, so he didn't find out.
Chen Fan is a salesman, if you want to talk about him, he is first-class, but how can he understand medicine. I've heard of it, but now that Li Youde reminds him like this, he also knows what the problem is. As the saying goes, if you haven't eaten pork, haven't you ever seen a pig?
But Chen Fan quickly calmed down, and grabbed Li Youde's wrist motionlessly, a posture similar to that of a police officer arresting a criminal. Chen Fan glanced at Li Youde: "You don't understand, this is my Tianmen's exclusive inheritance of pulse diagnosis, and ordinary doctors don't understand these at all." If I'm like everyone else, then why are you coming to me?"
It makes sense, and Li Youde was stunned for a while. After groaning for a long time, I guess I couldn't think of anything to say, and gave a thumbs up: "High!"
After pretending, Chen Fan let go of his hand. To be honest, he didn't feel anything. After a deep groan, Chen Fan said slowly: "Go back." It is estimated that there will be definite news in a few more months. You'll come back to me then. β
"Don't you prescribe some medicine?" Li Youde was stunned.
Chen Fan was a little speechless, I have the medicine, but it is all made of flour, or it is some licorice and some pills made of raw ground powder. They all have particularly loud names, such as Mighty Pill, Dragon Spirit Pill or something. But if you dare to eat it, I won't dare to give it.
Chen Fan glanced at Li Youde and waved his hand: "No need." You don't need it for the time being, come back in a month. β
Seeing that Li Youde still wanted to say something, Chen Fan stood up directly, and it was endless. Chen Fan can see that Li Youde's methods are very old-fashioned. The spirit of stalking is very strong. But Chen Fan didn't want to say it anymore. Besides, it's hard to guarantee that it won't be a goof. What's more, now the countdown to the duel is already in the corner. In other words, there is not much time left for yourself.
Therefore, Chen Fan directly chased away the guest and said: "Mr. Li, the time for my meditation is up, please go back." β
Studies have shown that no matter how high the status and how powerful a person is, once he or she asks for help, the limit of tolerance will always increase infinitely. Li Youde is naturally no exception, even if he is a billionaire and a listed CEO, he can only be stunned at this moment, and said with a smile: "Then I won't disturb the master's cultivation." β