Ma Renjie was lying on the bed, his face was pale, his lips were chapped, his eyes were slightly swollen and black, his eyes became a line as if he couldn't open them, and the whole person seemed to have lost half his life.

But when Yang Baishu helped him solve his confusion expressionlessly, and told him that the person who performed the laser dance on stage was Li Zedao, and his movements were cooler than his, his eyes suddenly widened, and his body was instantly beaten and sat up from the bed as if he were bloody.

"Old ...... Third child?" Ma Renjie roared in a hoarse voice, with an expression of disbelief.

"It's him. Yang Baishu said with a cold face, looking at Ma Renjie as if he was looking at a dead man, and he didn't have the slightest sympathy at all.

"Why ...... He?" Ma Renjie only felt that his whole person was not good again, and then he lay back on the bed again.

First, I squatted in the pit for most of the day and pulled my stomach for most of the day, and just gritted my teeth and took a shower and changed into clean clothes...... There's no way, it's already in the crotch of your pants, can you not wash it? Ma Renjie is a person who loves cleanliness very much, and he usually has to take a shower once every two days at most, let alone that thing on his crotch.

After that, he threw the "polluted" performance costume into the trash can outside, and tried to remove the evidence, after all, if such a thing was known to others, wouldn't it be a shame to die?

"I don't know. Yang Baishu said coldly, "But ...... You are retribution, retribution for snatching the position of squad leader by despicable means. ”

"......" Ma Renjie was stabbed in the chest, but he didn't even have the strength to scold, so he could only silently greet the eighteenth generation ancestor of Yang Baishu in his heart.

However, his already swollen head didn't understand why Li Zedao could perform laser dance on stage, or why he could dance laser dance, why did he dance laser dance?

Since he decided that he was going to perform laser dance at the orientation party, Ma Renjie has imagined countless scenes, and even with a good imagination, he specially made up all kinds of scenes.

For example, when he jumped, an ambulance came...... There's no way, because he danced too coolly, so someone with a small heart couldn't stand it and fainted to death.

For example, as soon as he finished dancing, there were many female fans screaming and holding a large bouquet of flowers on stage, looking very excited and very shy, and even the bolder one offered her fragrant kiss in the middle, and then boldly said that the hotel had opened a room tonight......

Even if there is no ambulance and no female fans screaming on stage, it will be fine, because there is a little beauty who makes soup for herself in room 805 of the Orange Express Hotel opposite the school waiting for him to teach her laser dance......

But how did reality come to be?

There was no cheering, no flowers, no applause, no ambulances, no beautiful women showing their love in public, just one stinky fart after another, running to the toilet again and again as if running for their lives, consuming packs and packs of tissues, consuming a little bit of strength in the body, and even one accidentally, the mobile phone fell back into the pit, and finally pulled the crotch of the pants...... When did he Ma Renjie ever be so down?

And he has to live up to the little beauty who is probably still waiting for him in room 805 of the Orange Express Hotel...... For the sake of a man's dignity, Ma Renjie can only endure the pain of cutting his love!

And now, he was stabbed again, he regarded him as a brother, and the third child inexplicably came on stage to perform a laser dance for him, and unlike him, the first thing he did on stage was to take off his mask and tell everyone that I am not Ma Renjie, I am the frog prince......

Thinking of this, Ma Renjie was so angry that he almost spurted out a mouthful of blood.

"Why do you have diarrhea?" Yang Baishu glanced at him and asked coldly, then picked up the cup of fragrant Longjing he had just brewed, and drank it in small sips.

Yang Baishu likes to drink Longjing tea very much, and his hometown of Suzhou and Hangzhou is still a place where Longjing is produced, and the family has a bit of a background, so the Longjing he is drinking now is finely made, the color is emerald green, the shape is like a golden nail, flat and smooth, the soup is green, the taste is fresh, it is really the best grade!

Ma Renjie didn't answer with a gloomy face, how did he know why he had diarrhea? He didn't eat anything, the only thing he ate more was the one who was completely attracted to him and was willing to make an appointment with him...... No, it's the soup sent by the little beauty who is willing to accept his guidance to practice laser dance......

Thinking about it, Ma Renjie's eyes fell on the thermos cup that had been placed on the table before, and the face that seemed to be thinking of something was even more ugly.

Could it be that the reason why I have diarrhea is because there is only the faint smell of bleaching powder, and there is nothing special in the soup, which is like water flowing out of the faucet?

And as soon as he had diarrhea, the third child took him on stage to dance the laser dance, and deliberately took off the mask to let everyone know that it was him who danced, not Ma Renjie...... Was this actually premeditated?

"Figured it out?" Yang Baishu glanced at him and asked coldly.

"Third ......" Ma Renjie's face was extremely gloomy, as if he could wring out a few catties of water with one twist, "It must be him, it must be his ghost, I treat him as a brother......

"Ahem...... Yang Baishu, who was drinking tea, was choked very simply, and then looked at Ma Renjie like an idiot and said, "Don't say such disgusting words when I drink water." ”

"Coffin face, shut up!" Ma Renjie gritted his teeth.

Yang Baishu glanced at him coldly, didn't say anything, and continued to taste the cup of superb Longjing tea.

The door of the dormitory was pushed open, and Li Zedao walked in, already looking at Ma Renjie with a concerned face and said, "Boss, are you feeling better?" I bought you some medicine for diarrhea, can you try it?"

"Thank you, third ......" Ma Renjie squeezed out a smile on his face, "Just put it on the table, I'll eat it later." ”

Li Zedao nodded and put the medicine on the table.

"Third child, did you dance the laser dance on stage?" Ma Renjie pretended to be a little dumbfounded, judging by the appearance of the two of them who had just gritted their teeth and wanted to kill.

Yang Baishu glanced at Ma Renjie with a cold look, and then glanced at Li Zedao, too lazy to pay attention to these two guys who were extremely hypocritical with knives in their smiles, and went to the balcony with tea.

"Oh, I was about to explain this to you. Li Zedao turned around and said a little embarrassed, "Originally, I was sitting in the audience watching the show, but suddenly the counselor Mr. Su called me and asked me if I could dance laser dance, I said I would do a little, and then she asked me to go backstage and told me that you are very likely to be unable to dance, so I will take the stage to dance laser dance for you if I can't do it." ”

"Of course I said no. Li Zedao said, "After all, that's your show, I know that even if you lose a leg, you will work hard to finish dancing on stage, let alone just diarrhea......"

"......" Ma Renjie wanted to scold, who is missing a leg? Who is missing a leg? You are only one leg missing, you are missing three legs!

"But as time went on, you still didn't show up, and the school didn't allow the show to be moved back, so I had to go on. ”

Li Zedao had an expression that I didn't even think about, so Ma Renjie wanted to punch him and flatten his hypocritical face.

"Of course, I didn't dance as well as you. Li Zedao said a little embarrassed, "If you have time in the future, you have to ask the boss for advice." ”

"......" Ma Renjie only felt that his chest was stabbed from the left to the right, bloody, and the pain was abnormal, if he didn't have any strength now, he would have jumped up and fought with him.

At this moment, Ma Renjie's face changed wildly, and then there was a muffled sound of "poof!", and a disgusting stench instantly spread in the air.

Li Zedao quickly stood up with a cold face and said, "Uh, boss...... I'll go to the hallway and make a call, ha......" said and quickly pulled out his legs and quickly left the dormitory.

"Wait...... Help me to ...... Bathroom ......" Ma Renjie said in an extremely weak voice, struggling very the bed, trying to get up and get out of bed, and then his face changed again.

Once again, he felt his crotch hot, and the stench in the air was even stronger!

After Yang Baishu saw Li Zedao come out, his eyes swept him coldly, and then he turned around and walked into the dormitory, but he soon came out again, and the expression on his face was a little distorted, as if he might vomit it at any time, and then as if he had made some major decision, he took a deep breath and entered the dormitory again, this time he didn't come out, but there was a sound of retching in the dormitory.

"It seems that although these two people always attack each other and look at each other unpleasantly, they still wear the same pair of pants at critical moments. Li Zedao muttered in his heart, "But tonight there is no one to live in this house, who knows if it will be smoked to death in the middle of the night?" ”

Just when Li Zedao was in a mood, he put his hands in his pockets and walked towards the staircase, but he ran into Zhao Xiaoxi who was going up the stairs.

"Went for supper?" Li Zedao asked with a slight smile.

"Hmm. Zhao Xiaoxi saw that it was Li Zedao's eyes that lit up slightly, and then quickly lowered his head, looking extremely embarrassed, "That...... Sorry ......"

"Excuse me?"

"You helped me so much, but I didn't vote for you when I was electing the squad leader......" Zhao Xiaoxi whispered, with a look of shame.

Li Zedao smiled and said: "Friendly reminder, let's enter for a while, you have just eaten, and you may not be able to stand it after entering, it is poisonous." ”

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