Chapter 1011: Aunt and Uncle
"Something. The shadow looked at Antarctica, his voice a little low, and the tears continued to roll, and he saw that he was about to fall.
"Tell me?" said Antarctica, a little distressed. So far, in addition to those brothers in the Shenlong Organization, she also has two sisters who can talk to, one is Susan, in front of Susan, she seems to have become a silly sister who doesn't know much about human feelings and fashion.
Susan would tell her all sorts of things and help her get dressed.
The other one is the shadow, but in front of the shadow, a small chick with a big ghost, she has naturally become a sister.
Antarctica enjoyed being dragged by Susan to go shopping when she was a sister, and she also enjoyed being a sister listening to the shadows saying something that made people blush and even shocking over there...... She enjoys such a fun and peaceful life.
The shadow glanced at Antarctica sadly, then continued to stare blankly at the gloomy sky, clasping his hands to his chest, and muttered, "There is a little pain here." ”
"......" Li Zedao's chest also hurts a little, damn, this female devil really thinks she is a sentimental literary young woman? Please, it's good for you to take the route of a rotten girl, why do you have to change to a sentimental route?
Look at your face, you look at your face, you are so sentimental, others will not sympathize with you at all, but will find a brick and smash it into your face, okay...... Li Zedao wants to find a brick to smash it over now!
"Because, I left the whip at home. The shadow glared at Li Zedao fiercely, and the tears that had been brewing for a while finally fell, "How can such a talented beautiful girl beat his ass?
"......" this time it was not only Li Zedao who spurted blood, but even Antarctica.
This rotten girl, what is this sad and what are you doing, it is so sad that it is because she forgot to bring a leather whip? I will push your ass! How Li Zedao wanted to pounce directly, then tear off her pants and slap her a few times.
"Don't cry...... In fact...... You can use a branch instead......" Nanji glanced at Li Zedao and gave an idea, "The effect ...... Almost, right?"
"......" Li Zedao's eyes looking at Antarctica were really resentful, please, who are you with the same family?
"Yes, you can use a twig. The shadow clapped his hands and burst into tears, "And what kind of place is this? It's an island country! What is the most famous thing in an island country? Blockbuster! There must be a lot of props like that...... Sister Antarctica, let's go out and buy a leather whip tonight...... Oh, what candles and handcuffs fox tails to buy......"
Antarctica choked on these words and blushed slightly, not knowing how to continue.
Li Zedao's face was extremely dark, just like the pair of black sneakers he was wearing on his feet, and his hands were clenched into fists at the moment, but he silently turned around and walked to the side, he was afraid, if he was too close to this little witch, he might be killed.
Feeling out the mobile phone that had been turned off in his pocket, Li Zedao turned it on and glanced at Tom, who was not far away and was taking pictures with a professional camera around his neck, his eyes narrowed.
At the same time, the voice of the tour guide Meimeina came through the loudspeaker: "Lovely uncles and aunts, brothers and sisters, the car that came to pick you up should have arrived a long time ago, but it broke down on the road, and now the company has sent another car to rush over, so please wait patiently ......for a while."
"Let me briefly introduce to you our itinerary in the past few days...... Naturally, there is no arrangement today, when everyone arrives at the hotel for a while, we will have dinner in the hotel, and then two people in a room, not to mention couples, the others are free to combine......" said Meimei's voice was a little ambiguous, "Of course, as long as both parties agree, the combination of men and women is also okay......"
"Is it okay to have three people in one room?" the shadow holding Antarctica's hand interrupted the tour guide's words, "I have a room with my sister and our husky." ”
“...... This one...... Yes, too. Meimei glanced at Li Zedao not far away with strange eyes, and then glanced at the woman named Wang Zhao (Nanji) with the same eyes and said, thinking that these three people are strange enough! The man's name is strange, and this pregnant little beauty is even more strange...... My husband is outside to take care of the three, four, and five, and even brought it home, and even said that he was willing to let the bed out to sleep on the floor.
As for this Wang Zhao, it is even more bizarre, he is in the same room as the two of them......
"Slut!" a very unpleasant voice sounded in Antarctica and behind the shadow.
When the two looked back, they saw a young woman dressed in a very fashionable way staring at the two of them with an unkind expression, and behind her, a man with an embarrassed face followed.
The shadow is not the kind of person who suffers at all, his eyes suddenly widened, and he pointed at the woman and scolded: "Damn, who are you talking about......?
"You...... Cheap goods...... Slut ......" The woman pointed to Antarctica, her body trembled with anger, and her face was extremely ugly, "You are the kind of slut who can't stand your husband and likes to seduce other people's husbands...... You just came here to sell ......"
The man standing behind him had an even more embarrassed expression: "While tugging at the fashionable woman's hand, he said, "Honey, don't make trouble, no one seduces me......"
"No, why don't you watch people drool...... Just now, I was secretly staring at the back of this slut, and my soul is gone......" The woman roared angrily, and even kicked over, stomped on the man's instep, and simply trampled him to scream.
"Damn, he secretly looked at a talented beautiful girl this day, that's because his eyes are not blind!" The shadow rolled up his sleeves, and he looked like he was scolding the street in the market, "Is it possible that I still look at you?
"Auntie?" The fashionable woman instantly had a feeling of delirium, and the word "Auntie" was rapidly and infinitely magnified, hitting her heart heavily!
She is only twenty-four years old, how can she call herself "aunt"?
So the fashion woman's next reaction is to immediately go to a mirror, look in the mirror to see if there is anything wrong with her dress today, otherwise, why would someone blind a dog would think of herself as an aunt like a fashionable young girl with all kinds of charms?
"Hey, and you, uncle......" The shadow looked at the man and reminded very kindly, "For your sake's sake of drooling over the talented beautiful girl of this day, remind you, stay away from this kind of aunt, otherwise your small body will be squeezed dry soon, not to mention, even ...... Hmph, you didn't even notice that your head was green?"
“......”
“...... You...... The old lady tore your mouth ...... "If it weren't for the man dragging her arm, this woman would have pounced directly on the shadow."
"Just your overindulgent little body?" "The shadow's eyes were full of disdain, "Don't think that this day's talented girl can't see that you have a long night of tossing and turning, unintentional sleep, love cucumbers, eggplant, love bananas, insomnia...... Oh, I'm sorry, for a woman like you who doesn't have a long brain, you don't understand such a professional medical name......"
The "......" woman really didn't understand, her head was confused, and other people who watched the excitement were also muttering, what kind of disease is this strange disease with such a long name?
"That's why today's beautiful girl will help you explain this disease for free...... Simply put, it's sex-hunger-thirst!" Shadow scoffed.
"You ......" the woman's face changed drastically, and she hissed and roared, "I'll kill you, I'll kill you......"
The shadow sneered again, and even raised his middle finger defiantly.
"I ...... You...... Why don't you kill this slut soon......" The woman was so angry that she scratched five blood marks on the back of the man's hand who was holding her arm.
Meimei, the tour guide who was explaining, saw that this was about to start, and hurried over to dissuade her, of course, how could she be persuaded by a small tour guide?
Of course, Li Zedao knew that the shadow was scolding others over there, but he chose not to see it, on the one hand, he felt ashamed, really ashamed; besides, if he moved his mouth, the other party was no match for the shadow, and if he did, they would be tortured to death by Antarctica, so he didn't have to worry about it at all.
In the end, Li Zedao also knew that the shadow was deliberately stirring up trouble at all, so that they would have enough reasons to leave the tour group, after all, they still had to carry out the task later, and they had to rescue Zhou Qian, where would they have the leisure time to go with the group? That is to say, even if there is no woman who is jealous over there, the shadow will just find a reason to leave the group.
On the other hand, Li Zedao was anxiously waiting for the phone in his hand to ring...... To be precise, he was waiting for Tom to call him, after all, Tom had said before, and he would call him when he arrived in the island country.
The fashionable woman said angrily that there would be no me with this slut, and asked the travel agency to pay back, but the old lady did not serve.
Antarctica sang a white face, she pulled the shadow behind her, and then apologized to the tour guide Meimei, saying that they were all her sister's young and ignorant and fooling around, and said that they had friends in the island country, and they left the group to find friends, and as for the fees that have been paid, they don't need to be repaid by the travel agency.
For Antarctica, which is so deeply aware of the righteousness, the tour guide Meimei was so moved, even to say thank you, it is true, now the two of them are so stiff, a point of not dying, if they continue to be together, sooner or later there will be bigger things, and the most important thing is that the other party does not need to travel agencies to refund the travel expenses, why not?
At this moment, the bus sent by the hotel arrived, and the members who participated in the tour group got on the bus in an orderly manner, and naturally, before the woman got on the bus, she also glanced at the shadow murderously, and the tour guide Meimei repeatedly expressed her gratitude, and then got on the bus.