Chapter 334: Little Leather Whip, Tiger Urine, Little Donkey
An animal the size of a calf was entangled in a bush and weed, and a wire hung from its hind hooves, and at one end of the wire was a stake the size of a small arm.
"What's that?"
Li Dong glanced over, and it was not a deer antler at all, but a black horn that looked a bit like a sheep's horn, similar to a sheep's head, but with a donkey's face, and its hooves were a bit like a cow's hooves. "Uncle, don't look at it, I'm going to run. ”
"You're so capable. ”
Li Dong didn't know what to say, so let's get this thing out first. "That's a lot of energy. "I really don't know how Han Xiaohao pulled it, this guy is not small. "I'll go. ”
As soon as it was pulled out here, the goods jumped suddenly, and Li Dong, who was flashing, almost fell to the ground, it is estimated that Han Xiaohao was killed just now. "It's not a small temper. "I don't know, Li is very strong.
The uncle and nephew used fishing techniques and stayed up for more than half an hour in a row, and finally caught this strange thing. "I'm so tired, where did this thing come from?"
"In the old mountains. ”
Han Xiaohao's face was even more swollen, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and Li Dong couldn't help but be happy when he looked at it.
"I've seen several. ”
"How many?"
It's not the first day that this kid has made up his mind, he is really brave enough to fight, this thing is more than a sheep, Li Dong estimates that he has one or two hundred catties, I really don't know that this kid has eaten the bear's heart and leopard gall, I must follow Guofu for a while, take a good meal, it's best to beat your buttocks, and live in peace for a few days.
"What the hell is this, do you know it?"
"I asked the sixth master, it's a cow, a horse and a sheep. ”
"Cattle, horses, and sheep?"
There is also such a name, Li Dong muttered, but this product really has a bit of a three-in-one feeling, no, three-in-one, four-in-one. "Four dislikes?" Li Dong stood up abruptly and looked at it carefully, no, this thing feels a little smaller than the four dislikes on TV.
It's not just Qinling, this is the mountainous area of southern Anhui, Li Dong slapped his forehead. "By the way, Professor Zhao said a few days ago that Ning Guo found a Sumatra antelope, this thing is a Sumatra antelope. ”
"This thing is a wild sheep. ”
It's just that the horns are like antlers and not deer, the hooves are like cows and not cows, the head is like sheep and not sheep, the tail is like a donkey and not a donkey, and the four are not like the Qinling Mountains.
It's not as good as the Qinling takin, that guy is bigger, this thing is one or two hundred catties, and the takin is four or five hundred catties, Li Dong chatted with Professor Zhao at the time, and he will think of it all.
"Let's go back and slaughter the sheep and eat the meat. ”
Li Dong led the wild sheep that had lost his temper, Han Xiaohao was reluctant to follow, Zhuangzikou met the women who came back from digging wild vegetables, Li Qiuju saw Han Xiaohao for the first time, and saw that Han Xiaohao's nose was not a nose, and his eyes did not know his eyes.
The face was swollen and the black face was like a bun, and the clothes on his body were also torn and tattered, good guy, Li Qiuju almost died of anger, and as soon as the basket was thrown and chased after Han Xiaohao, he was ready to beat it for a while. "Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, don't beat, don't break your hands, you can't weave bamboo. ”
Li Qiuju really wanted to beat Han Xiaohao, as soon as he heard what Li Dong said, it wasn't that he couldn't make a handbasket if he twisted his hammer, it was all money. "Go back and pack you up. ”
"Yes, yes, go back and smoke it with bamboo, so it doesn't hurt your hands. ”
Han Xiaohao, who was very grateful to Li Dong just now, uncle is really a good person, now he is directly confused, uncle, you are too ruthless, bamboo pumping, can I still have my ass, Li Dong doesn't care, don't have just the right ass, don't go out to cause trouble for your uncle and me.
"Sister-in-law, this wild sheep was discovered by Xiao Hao, and the two of us spent half a day working to catch it, I plan to get it back and slaughter it for meat, so I will post thirty yuan to Xiao Hei, do you think it's okay?"
"Wild sheep, hey, isn't this a cow, a horse or a sheep?"
"Cows, horses and sheep?"
"What the hell is this? ”
"Dongzi, this thing can't be eaten, and it eats the roof of the house. ”
"Yes, yes, this thing is grumpy and eats people around. ”
What is it, Li Dong listened to everyone's meaning, this thing can't be eaten yet, it's not an antelope, why can't it be eaten. "Dongzi, I'll see if you let it go. ”
"Mother, my uncle and I caught it. ”
"Sister-in-law, if I don't raise it first, go to the temper and then eat. ”
Mutton hot pot, mutton casserole, grilled lamb chops, kebab skewers, Li Dong eats mutton all over his head, this guy put it away, it took a long time, but no. "Sister-in-law, I'll make up thirty yuan for you. ”
Seeing that Li Dong took out thirty yuan, everyone was stunned, really give it, Li Qiuju was still distressed about Han Xiaohao's clothes, what a good new clothes, this baby was torn, this child's skin was really broken, his face was broken, his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and he didn't feel much distressed, but the clothes were not good, if they were broken, they wouldn't grow well, so why did he feel sorry for the dead.
For thirty yuan, this guy can buy a lot of parts, and he can make two or three sets of clothes. "Dongzi, that's embarrassing. ”
"Sister-in-law, just take it. ”
Li Dong said and stuffed it to Li Qiuju, and said to Li Qiuju. "Sister-in-law Qiu Ju, Xiao Hei's face is swollen, you buy him some potion to rub, don't beat too hard when you go back, although this kid is bold, he can set everything, and he runs into the mountains from time to time, and the big tiger is not afraid, but after all, he is still a child, don't beat too hard, don't hit the head, the head is still very flexible, it's not okay to break it, the butt is thick, just spank. ”
"Xiao Hei, be good. ”
Li Dong led the wild sheep away, Han Xiaohao looked at Li Dong in a daze, uncle, how can you be like this, everyone is in a group, you betrayed me. "Mother, I didn't go into the mountain, I met at the bottom of the mountain. ”
"Come home with me. ”
Li Qiuju pulled Han Xiaohao's ears and slipped home, Han Xiaohao screamed. "Mother, mother, tap, tap, the ear is going to fall off. ”
"It's gone, it's gone, see if you're still disobedient, what I say, the left ear goes in and the right ear goes out. ”
Li Qiuju was really scared, this kid was too bold, and he dared to run in the mountains, this was just spring, there was nothing to eat in the mountains, wild boars were running outside, and there were tigers, so it was good to bump into them.
Li Dong is also afraid that Han Xiaohao will mess around, Sumatra antelope, Li Dong still knows a little, Professor Zhao said some habits, this thing is usually in the mountains, the altitude is quite high, but when there is no food, it comes out, even if it comes out, it must be in the mountains and forests.
Han Xiaohao, this kid, sneaked into the mountains again, this can't be seen without a lesson, he really ran away from the tiger one day, and he was too bold.
Li Dong led the wild sheep, which would start jumping again, and there was a commotion, and Li Dong's palm was grinding a little hot. "What the hell is this? "It's going to be a mess for a while, where is this sheep, this little temper is so short-tempered.
No wonder it is said that after eating meat, people want to jump, this thing will jump for a while, and when it comes back to the small yard, Li Dong tied it with a rope, and went back to the house to wipe the iodine. "Let's go see Xiao Hei, this bear child. ”
Lee Dong took some iodophor and anti-inflammatory drugs and came to the rich house in South Korea.
I heard Han Xiaohao's pig-killing cry from afar, yes, this guy's butt has to be wiped with iodine, this bear child, making a fuss.
"Sister-in-law, it's fighting. ”
Poof, Li Qiuju couldn't hold back the fun, something, hitting.
"Sister-in-law is almost fine. ”
"Your uncle Dong has spoken to you, or you will not suffer. ”
Li Qiuju snorted, threw away the bamboo, went to get busy, and went to the bamboo weaving team in a while Can you delay the weaving of the handbasket, Han Xiaohao glanced at Li Dong, Uncle Dong still loves me, come to save me.
"Does your ass hurt?"
"It hurts. ”
"It hurts. ”
Li Dong slapped Han Xiaohao's buttocks, oops, this kid screamed in pain. "Next time, I dare to go into the mountain, how many times have I said it, how dangerous it is in the mountains, your Uncle Wei Guo doesn't dare to go in casually if he has a shotgun. ”
"I didn't go in, I saw it outside. ”
Han Xiaohao touched his buttocks, it hurt so much.
"Okay, anti-inflammatory, iodophor disinfection, wipe well, not only the bare buttocks, but also the face, and the hands. ”
Now the child's skin is solid, the skin is broken, the meat is rotten, there is nothing terrible, it is good to have iodine and rub, and there are anti-inflammatory drugs to eat, this thing is proud. "I took two pieces of snacks for you, don't mess with things next time, it's so big, you can hold it, and the dog will gnaw on the mud." ”
"I want to give you a big deer forehead. ”
"Okay, okay. ”
What's the matter, Li Dongxin said that the ass was not beaten. "Let me tell you, your uncle likes gadgets, little white rabbits, little chicks, little birds, little kittens. ”
"Cats?"
"Kitty cubs. ”
"Oh. ”
Okay, wipe it well, quickly put it on, don't run around, pig-headed face, don't scare people, Li Dong patted Han Xiaohao's buttocks, oops, this kid has thick skin, and after a while, his butt will bloom.
Standing up is a good man again, the butt blossoming is a ball, and he is still alive, Li Dong saw that there was no matter, okay.
Back at home, Xiaojuan and Zhang Baosu were hiding on the side and watching the donkey-faced sheep jumping around and going crazy. "It's a mess again. ”
"Xiaojuan went get some cabbage. ”
By the way, take a whip, educate and educate well, really be your uncle, buy meat for 30 yuan to eat, and then jump, and then turn around and give you a hot pot. Li Dong was greeted with a leather whip and cabbage, and finally gave birth to peace.
Problem, Li Dong educated it, got two small baskets to hang on the donkey-faced sheep, 100 catties, quite big, carrying two small baskets containing vegetable seeds and tools, Li Dong came to the self-reserved land he had just assigned.
A few days ago, a document was issued, one person can have up to five points of self-reserved land, this guy, Li Dong's family of three people now, can have a maximum of one and a half acres of self-reserved land, and more than three or four acres of self-reserved land in the village.
In front of the house and behind the house, many families have opened their own land, and for a while they are even busier, Li Dong's house has no place to open before and after, which is not the village is assigned to a river beach, open land, weeds, shrubs to clean up a piece of their own choice.
Li Dong chose a place close to the water mill, which was about three or four points of land, which could be used to grow vegetables. "Dongzi, when did you buy a donkey?"
"What a donkey, Uncle Guoqiang, you take a closer look. ”
Li Dong led the cattle, horses and sheep on the ground, and it was really a bit of a farmer's posture, and Han Qiang took a closer look. "Hey, this isn't a cow, a horse or a sheep, where did you get this thing, this thing can't be done, it's short-tempered, and it's easy to pick a son when you work. ”
"I think it's okay. ”
Li Dong took the small leather whip, this guy is much more honest.
Han Qiang shook his head when he heard this, and this thing is also Li Dongyang.
After a busy morning, I cleaned up the seeds and transported a few fertilizers, not to mention that the grumpy cows, horses and sheep ate cabbage and enjoyed the little leather whip is really honest.
"Forget it, let's stay for work first, and one day if you don't be honest, you will slaughter and eat meat. Li Dong had to go to the city in the afternoon to call Huang Shengnan, and by the way, he went to get back the photos taken in Beijing, and Zhang Feng had already helped wash them.
When he came to the small courtyard of Chicheng, Li Dong stuffed the pillow and quilt cover into the washing machine and plugged it in, good guy, the sound was like a tractor.
"Li Dong, what are you doing?" Aunt Zhang couldn't hold back, it was too noisy.
"Aunt Zhang, I'll do the laundry. ”
"Why is washing clothes like hitting the wall?" Aunt Zhang looked at her.
"The one that was machine-washed, probably didn't put it away. Li Dongxin said, what kind of washing machine is this, I can't hold it.
Yes, sitting on it, Li Dong felt that his butt was bumpy and like riding a jeep.
"Oh, Mom, what's this?"