0143 Patience is limited
0143 Patience is limited
"Amitabha, two donors, where did you come from?"
The big monk's eyes finally fell on Luo Sheng and the senior sister again, of course, the main thing is to look at the senior sister more. No man will not be tempted by a superb beauty like a senior sister, and the same is true for monks, let alone a wine and meat monk.
His voice fell, and several other people also looked over. Except for the yellow-robed Taoist priest, he was now flustered, and his mouth was muttering vigorously, there was a ghost...... Ghosts...... He looks crazy, and no one pays attention to him, they all think that he is holding back his badness and doesn't want others to do business.
Hearing the great monk ask, Luo Sheng smiled, the senior sister rolled her eyes, and Natasha hurriedly explained.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the two of them are guests, not here to hunt ghosts. ”
"Hehe, you can't lie. ”
The woman in the black trench coat sneered, "The hotel has been closed for so long, where will there be guests." ”
"Amitabha. ”
The great monk sighed, "Two donors, it's very dangerous here, please go back." ”
As he spoke, he pointed to the woman in the black trench coat, "This is a young but famous beautiful prophet, Lucy, who is said to know astronomy, geography, ancient and modern, and has been on a lot of TV shows." ”
"Humph!"
The woman in the trench coat folded her arms coldly and proudly, and let out a cold snort from her mouth, as if to show her disdain.
"Oh, Lucy, I remember. ”
The senior sister clapped her hands lightly, "I've seen her on TV, and she's quite famous." ”
When the woman in the trench coat heard this, she became even more arrogant, and her eyes looked at everyone, as if she was looking at ordinary people.
"This one, known as the Black Woman, has learned a head-lowering technique. ”
The great monk pointed to the old woman with words in his mouth again, "It is said that many masters of Hong Kong and Taiwan respect her very much, as long as she pays money, she will even lower her head and ask for the other party's life." So, you two, don't let her get any of your items, otherwise, your life will be in danger!"
Seeing that the senior sister was still a little scared, Luo Sheng couldn't help but gently shake her little hand. With Luo Sheng by her side, the senior sister is indeed a lot more relieved.
"Also, did you see that Taoist priest?"
The great monk pointed to the old Taoist who was a little nervous next to him, "His name is Zhang Tianshi, and he claims to be a Taoist priest from Longhu Mountain, but you see, he has been scared of nerves." The demons and monsters here are too powerful, two donors, no matter where you come from, please come back. ”
"We just stayed in a hotel, why so many people persuaded us to go back. ”
Luo Sheng couldn't help but complain.
"If the two really don't want to go, the poor monk has a way. ”
The great monk said, taking out two talismans from his satchel, "This is a talisman personally blessed by the poor monk, with supreme mana." As long as you carry it with you, you can get rid of evil spirits, and it is really a necessary item for home travel! The poor monk has a relationship with the two of them, so he simply makes it cheaper, and sells it to the two of them for 800 yuan at a discount. ”
Luo Sheng wanted to roll his eyes when he heard it, what a fucking joke, these fake monks and fake Taoist priests, are they so cheeky to deceive people?
On those two so-called talismans, Luo Sheng didn't feel any mana, it was purely Xibei goods. Ordinary enlightened monks, even if they are not cultivators, can rely on pure Dharma cultivation to open up some Buddhist items with preliminary mana. This great monk is a wine bag and rice bag, and he cheated money to the top of his head!
"If the two of them are too expensive, the poor monk can be cheaper. ”
The great monk smiled, "What about two plus five hundred yuan a piece?
"Fuck your uncle, you're two hundred and five!"
Luo Sheng finally couldn't help it and scolded his mother.
"Amitabha, the donor is full of evil spirits, and it is easy to lose his life. ”
"Fold, your uncle's birthday!"
Luo Sheng suddenly took a step forward, his speed was extremely fast, and he came to the great monk in the blink of an eye, and lifted this big monk who was at least three hundred pounds fat into the air with one hand. The big monk's neck was grabbed by Luo Shengyong, he had difficulty breathing, his feet were kicked continuously, and he was about to roll his eyes.
"Guest, guest ......"
Natasha panicked, and wanted to come forward to persuade but didn't dare. And the so-called ghost hunting masters next to them were also dumbfounded,, why is this kid so vicious, just say a few words and do it?
"Guest...... Please, please don't fight. ”
"Hmph. ”
Luo Sheng let go and threw the great monk aside.
"If you provoke me again, don't blame me for being rude. ”
The great monk lay there, rolling his eyes, and still hadn't come back to his senses. And Luo Sheng dropped such a sentence, walked back to the senior sister, sat down, and then showed a smile to the senior sister.
"Annoying flies solved. ”
"Well, bring us two steak sets. ”
The senior sister also picked up the menu and ordered two dinners with Natasha.
"But, but ......"
Natasha glanced at the great monk lying on the ground and didn't know what to do.
"Don't worry, he's fine. ”
Luo Sheng said, picked up a table knife, turned it in his hand, played with a knife flower, and then as soon as he took it off, the table knife flew out in an instant, drawing a silver arc in the air, and then stuck to the ground, nailed to the ear of the great monk.
The great monk gasped and sat up.
"Can you order food for us?"
Luo Sheng smiled at Natasha, "By the way, give me another dinner knife, thank you." ”
"Good, good ......"
Natasha also saw that Luo Sheng was not easy to mess with, and hurriedly went to help him order food. And the big monk sat down in his place in a gloomy manner, and several other "masters" of ghost hunting were also different from just now, even the so-called black woman, the voice of the chanter was much quieter, and she didn't seem to dare to quarrel with Luo Sheng.
Luo Sheng and his senior sister had a rare cleanliness, and soon the steak set was delivered, which was actually a small steak, with French fries and tomato sauce, and a little pasta. It's not easy for a trainee chef to do this.
However, this is not a European-style steak, it is closer to the United Nations style steak, which is convenient and quick to make, and the taste is good.
When he first learned to cook, the second uncle often told himself that the United States was a country that ruined food. They have created too many crude recipes and ruined the concept of food.
However, Luo Sheng thinks it's okay, making food faster and more convenient is also an evolution that follows the times.
The two of them were eating, and a figure suddenly walked in.
"Yo, I've eaten it, it's really cheeky. ”
Manager Liu glanced at Luo Sheng, his eyes full of mockery.
"I respect you as Xiao Man's aunt and give you three points of thin noodles. ”
Luo Sheng picked up the napkin and wiped his mouth gently, "But don't go too far, there is a limit to my patience." ”