Chapter 752: Pigs Are More Expensive Than People
Nine zhang square, three zhang tall and short, the window is bright and clean, the four walls are covered with brocade silk, and there are pink gauze curtains hanging in front of the front and rear windows; white jade is paved on the ground, and the ground is full of fairy spirits. In the corner of the north, there is even a jade couch protruding from the ground, the jade couch is square, covered with a thin silk velvet quilt, and the room is full of bursts of fragrance.
Ordinary immortal cultivators thought that this was the boudoir of a female cultivator. But no, there was a little white pig lying lazily on the low jade couch. The white and flawless pig body, two bright fangs, and a snorting sound from time to time in the mouth.
Tianjiu staggered in, stood indoors reflexively, and took a closer look at the surroundings, the corners of his mouth twitching obviously. Immediately grinned at the window: "Fish fairy, the place is good! If you want to find a beautiful woman to spend the Spring Festival here together, it will be more comfortable." ”
"Hmph, Tianjiu, it's good to be comfortable. See, it's a fairy pig, its life is more expensive than yours, and it's not a shame for you to spend the Spring Festival with it. The fish also sneered.
"Well, you're right. Looking at this environment, it is much better than the previous cave mansion. ”
"Giggles, of course better than yours. The ground is made of immortal stones, covered with a set of first-order gathering immortal arrays, which will exude a soft immortal aura at all times, which can ensure that monks above the Mahayana level will stay in it for three or five hours, and they will definitely not hurt the Dharma body. This pig barn is arranged in strict accordance with the boudoir of the little fairy cultivator in the fairy world, so you can steal the fun!" Yu Erjiao laughed, her face full of disdain.
"But the fish fairy, the master has just crossed the tribulation period for minor repairs, and he has to stay for more than ten hours, will it hurt the law body?"
"Oh, it turns out that you have just crossed the tribulation period, and the injury must be a little bit. It's just a slow erosion. As long as you don't stay for three or five months in a row. Guaranteed you won't die. ”
"Then how long are you going to Guan Ye?"
"I don't know! It depends on your performance, if you perform well, you may be thrown out in ten days and a half, and if you don't perform well, it will take you three or five months. Yu'er Yun said lightly, and wanted to turn away.
"Hey, hey, hey, don't go, fish, can you be accommodating with Sister Mingyue, and lock it up for three or five days, you know that this fairy pig is very precious, and you are accidentally injured or killed by you." Even if you spare your life, you can't afford to lose it. ”
Yu'er suddenly paused and said with a wicked smile: "I forgot to remind you that this fairy pig seems to be docile, but it has a violent temperament, does not like to live in groups, and especially likes to bite people. It won't be easy to loosen if you bite it, and the fangs also have extremely weird immortal toxins, and the pain is unbearable. There is no cure. ”
"Ah, don't scare you!" Tianjiu screamed in horror and turned his head to sweep towards the little fairy pig on the low couch.
I saw that it had already stood up at some point. The whole body was tense, a pair of bloody eyes stared at Tianjiu, and there was a whining sound in his big mouth, looking ready to attack.
"Cut! A little pig is also the king and hegemon in front of the master, and he really thinks of himself as a tiger?! Fish, it's not that the master didn't warn you, and the master is also violent, and if he provokes the master, he will kill the pig. Give you three breaths to let the master out, the master is not to blame in the past!"
"Haha! Dead pig's head, I'm sure you can't fight it. It's true that it's a pig, but it's a fairy pig, and since it's an immortal, it's several times sharper than you. Not to mention killing it, even hurting its fur is wishful thinking. ”
"Wouldn't it, would it?" Tianjiu swallowed a mouthful of saliva and took a few steps back along the wall, widening the distance between himself and the little fairy pig.
Just as he moved, the immortal pig let out a howl, and his body moved slightly, and he appeared in front of Tianjiu. The pig's mouth cracked, revealing a row of sharp teeth, especially the two fangs, which erupted with vigorous coercion.
"Oh, little piggy, don't come here, or you're welcome!" Tianjiu shouted loudly.
"Dead pig's head, haven't you ever raised pigs and made such childish threats? I won't mention you at all, this immortal pig's body is extremely tough, and the second-grade immortal weapons are difficult to break, and there is no special immortal knife made by the immortal mansion, so it is difficult to kill it. Okay, the fish is going back to practice, and you can slowly enjoy the fairy pig feast. ”
The fish turned and walked out, and before its figure disappeared, there was a terrible howl in the pig barn.
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On the top of the Listening Tao Pavilion, Mingyue sat in a pavilion covered by a veil, and she carefully admired the wide and ethereal night of the river through the bright window.
The fish dodged into the gazebo, and the sarcasm on his face still did not dissipate.
"You threw him in?" Mingyue looked into the distance, and the corners of her mouth opened slightly.
"Well, this dead pig's head really hasn't seen a fairy pig, he still thinks that the fairy pig is a docile kitten, and he praises the beauty of the pig house, saying that it is more luxurious than his previous cave mansion. The fish nodded in reply.
Alas, Mingyue didn't want to embarrass him, but he not only made jokes, but also deceived Mingyue. It is forgivable to joke about Mingyue, but if you deceive Mingyue, you must be punished as you deserve. ”
"Yes, yes, yes, this pig's head is not cleaned up, and the fairy does not have to be merciful to him. The adult is right, in addition to squeezing it, stinky men are not even as good as ...... pigs"
"Fish, don't talk nonsense!" Mingyue suddenly retracted her gaze, frowned and looked at the fish and snorted.
"Yes, yes! The fish knows the mistake!" The fish secretly stirred up, and quickly nodded to admit the mistake.
"Okay Yu'er, you can go and see him later, and if he is too badly injured, bandage him, take him to the empty house to rest, and don't let him get worse. Mingyue sighed slightly and ordered.
"Yes, fairy!" the fish said, bowed and exited the pavilion, and soon disappeared to the top of the pavilion.
After the fish left Baixi, a dark shadow shot into the pavilion, revealing a masked nun. The nun unveiled a black scarf, short hair, willow eyebrows, a small peach mouth, and a delicate jade face.
"Sister Qiqin, is there anything abnormal around?" Mingyue didn't wait for the black-clothed female cultivator to hug her fists, and asked each other.
"Fairy, everything is normal. As you instructed, I retrieved sixteen vegetation from each side of the island, and compared to yesterday's condition, the nectar dust contained in the vegetation was almost gone. The black-clothed nun replied solemnly.
"Very good! It seems that in less than three days, we can start planting the fairy grass again, and with our own grass, we don't need to work so hard for Sister Bi. Sister Qiqin, how are the other sisters in their mood, do you have any complaints?" Mingyue smiled brightly on her little face.
"It's okay, there must be some complaints, after all, there are a lot of injuries. In addition, I heard that I would have to feed for 10 days, and many people have some thoughts in their hearts even if they don't say it. ”
"Hehe, it's okay, tomorrow will be fine. Sister Qiqin, here is a bag of fairy grass, the amount of ten days of immortal pigs, you go to find the fish early tomorrow morning, and feed the new male cultivator together. Remember, three hours earlier than usual, let him feed by hand. ”
"Yes, you got a male cultivator? Okay, good! Or the fairy has thought it through, and this time our sisters will be relieved. Fairy, what if the male cultivator refuses to give in? After all, the fairy pig is too ferocious, and even people can't stand it. Qiqin was happy and then worried, and asked in a wink.
Mingyue thought for more than ten breaths, and hummed softly: "Slap him in the face, Sister Bi said, he wants face the most, as long as he is disobedient, you can beat him into a pig's head." ”
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Seven or eight hours passed quietly, and in front of the window of Tianjiu's pig house, Yu'er and Qiqin appeared together, and Qiqin had already changed into a silver palace skirt.
"Dead pig's head, get up!" the fish whispered outside the window.
In the pig house, Tianjiu was lying on his stomach in the corner of the east wall, with a large blood mouth exposed on his buttocks, which seemed to be oozing silver red blood droplets. On the jade couch, the fairy pig was gone, and the silk velvet quilt was empty.
Tianjiu raised his head, glared at Yu'er fiercely, and continued to lie on the ground.
"Uh, do you dare to disobey orders, get out, or the old lady will strip you!" the fish shouted.
"Fish, no, what about the fairy pig here?" Qiqin first spotted the clue.
"Immortal pig?!" the fish muttered to himself in shock, and flashed into the pig house: "Dead pig's head, where is the fairy pig here?"
"Ran!"
"Where have you gone, you dead pig's head, you're dying!" the fish screamed, kicking out without hesitation.
Tian Jiu snorted and stood up with grinned teeth, a few drops of blood dripping from his buttocks.
"Stinky woman, anyone who has kicked the master has no good results. Since his debut, he has been called the plague god, and he has been stained with my plague god, and he has shed his skin even if he doesn't die. As long as you can't kill the master now, your skin will be taken off!"
"You are a dead pig's head, the old lady has put up with you for a long time, if I don't beat you into a rotten pig's head today, the old lady will not be a fish!"
Outside the window, the nuns in dozens of blue dresses were crowded together, and they all looked at the three people in the pig barn with smiles on their faces, especially pointing to the guy who was being beaten, and they also let out noisy laughter from time to time.
After dozens of muffled snorts, a low shout came from outside the window: "Fish, stop!"
"Fairy Bright Moon, you're here!" Qiqin hurriedly bowed, withdrew the jade hand with silver red blood droplets, pulled up her skirt, and wiped it with a disgusted expression.
"What's the matter? he won't feed?" Mingyue frowned.
"No, the fairy pig here is gone. The fish gritted her teeth and replied. (To be continued......)