Chapter 102: Sun Dasheng Enters the Door Chicken Flying Pig Jump [Ask for Subscription]

Li Dong has always felt that Han Xiaohao is full of luck, of course, this is 78 years, if it is in the future life, Han Xiaohao estimates that he will have to eat 'commercial grain' in this life.

Others took out a few bird eggs for ten years, and according to Han Xiaohao's butt thing, it was enough to live for two hundred years, counting the second-level protected animals of swans, the first-level protection of sika deer, and the first-level protection of red-crowned cranes.

After the whole calculation, this kid is the second level of the guarantee, and the upper limit is not top, Li Dong followed Han Xiaohao to the mountains in fear, this kid really doesn't have the courage to run down the mountain to set a trap.

"How did you catch this thing?" he chirped, and threw fruit cores at Li Dong and Han Xiaohao.

Monkey, a rather large monkey, this thing was trapped, and he was not honest, and he threw the kernel at Li Dong and Han Xiaohao, who were close to him, and threatened the two of them with bared teeth.

"I don't know, I put it in the reservoir for many days and the set is empty, the previous one changed here, who knows that the monkey was trapped. ”

Han Xiaohao asked Li Dong in a low voice. "Uncle, you can't accept it, I heard that monkey brains can be eaten, or you can accept it for Xiaojuan to replenish her brain." ”

Poof, you kid, this is instigating me to eat monkey brains, Li Dong was tempted for a second, and finally held back, how can he say that he is also a civilized person, greedy is greedy, but the monkey brain is still forgotten mainly because he can't get off that hand.

What should I do with this thing, or I don't let it go, but Li Dong smashed the small branch as soon as he got closer.

"Hey, my temper is not small, I wanted to let you go, but I don't know what to do, Xiao Hei, this monkey uncle has taken it, and he will train the seasoning well. ”

Li Dong remembered that the last time he went to the mountain scenic spot to burn incense, he was scratched by the monkeys in the scenic spot, and he was also torn off with a bag of snacks, not to mention tearing it up for the monkeys, and he just smashed it, maybe those monkeys in the scenic spot are the descendants of this goods, the father and the son pay the debt, you are the grandson and the ancestor repays.

Han Xiaohao took the two dollars and ran away, the monkey himself would definitely not let him catch it, besides, the monkey is not as good as the rabbit, except for the monkey brain, it is not delicious, Li Dong took some effort, and finally tied the monkey up, sample, the monkey did not grin at first, Li Dong was not polite.

A few strokes of the branches, this product is much more honest, not to mention a very smart monkey, Li Dong accepted a monkey back to Zhuangzi, and all the little babies in Zhuangzi came to see the excitement.

"Monkey, monkey, turn your head. ”

The naughty child picked the hawthorn and threw it to tease the monkey, but he didn't want to provoke the monkey to pick up the hawthorn on the ground with his teeth and sharp mouth and throw it back, and smashed a few naughty children whoa.

"What are you doing?"

Teasing monkeys, these little kids, Li Dong took out some peanuts and threw them to the monkeys, this thing is not small, don't be the king of monkeys or something. Li Dong really guessed half right, this is the monkey king who failed to compete and was driven out of the group, and he didn't have to eat to find out that the forest was close to the human activity area, and he ran into Han Xiaohao, an animal nemesis.

The quasi-monkey king is not small, Li Dong estimates that he is sixty or seventy centimeters tall, twenty or thirty pounds, such a big monkey, the old man of Zhuangzi was amazed when he saw it.

Han Fu also ran a trip, monkeys can't eat indiscriminately, the mountains are still very particular about this.

Fortunately, Li Dong promised not to eat monkeys, and South Korea's rich talent let Li Dong go. "Uncle, come to the house for dinner in the evening and celebrate Xiaojuan. ”

"Celebrate what?"

Han Fu was confused, so he celebrated Xiaojuan, what did this baby do.

"In this joint examination, Xiaojuan took the top 100 in the county and the first in the commune primary school. ”

Li Dong is quite proud, more proud than his own article in the newspaper, his daughter is too competitive.

"The first commune is amazing. ”

South Korea's rich man slapped his thigh when he heard it, it was time to celebrate.

"This is not a reward of five dollars from the commune, and the school rewards another two dollars and five. ”

The more Li Dong spoke, the more proud he became. "A little big doll earned seven yuan and five cents, which is not counting the registration for the next joint entrance examination, and said that the next time I will take the top ten in the county to get some bonuses. ”

"And the bonus?"

Good guy, how can you still make money in school, a strong laborer who has been working for a month for seven yuan and five cents in an exam, Xiaojuan, this female doll is amazing.

As soon as Han Fu went home, it didn't take half an hour for the whole Zhuangzi to know, Xiaojuan took the first place in the commune in the exam, and was rewarded with seven yuan and five cents, you must know that the family of six in the city spent only more than ten yuan a month that year.

Seven yuan and five cents, you can buy more than 80 catties of repurchased grain, this is a lot of babies who have not gone to school in their hearts, they are a little muttering, do you want to send your own doll to school, it makes no sense that Xiaojuan can get a bonus in the exam, but her own baby can't.

Some little babies who go to school are not so lucky, such as Han Xiaohao's classmate, Han Fu specially asked Han Xiaohao, this kid is usually very smart, this will make a mistake, I don't know if I ask three questions, good guy Han Fu smoked the cigarette pouch pole is a meal, Han Xiaohao is not stupid and ran away.

Han Weihe shrunk his head when he saw it, and hurriedly went into the house to study, then he also took the joint entrance examination, and he didn't enter the top 100 at all.

"Da, why do you say that Xiaojuan is so good at learning, is it because Li Dong can't teach it?"

Han Weijun saw that he was angry, and he didn't just touch the mold, so he diverted the topic.

"That's right, everyone can be in newspapers and magazines, and it's not easy to teach a little doll. Li Qiuju clapped her hands, it's not that your own Xiaohei is not smart, it's that your old Han family has no one to teach.

Han Fu secretly pondered when he heard this, this matter is really uncertain. "Go and cut a pound of bacon for me, and take out a bowl of pickled radish for me to wrap, and I will go to Li Dong's house to eat wine at night. ”

Li Dong's family can be described as a double happiness, Zhuangzi secretly calculated an account, Li Dong had a few manuscripts of more than ten or twenty yuan, Xiaojuan earned another seven yuan and five, adding up to more than twenty yuan, what work is not done, and you can earn more than 20 yuan in cash by writing something.

It's not that I don't know, I'm scared, I feel that people can make money by eating meat, envy, and the more I look at my dolls, the more I feel smart. "I have to go to the commune to ask, the school still doesn't accept babies. ”

What kind of exam is this, take the exam four times a semester, and get the money back, Li Dong also said that Xiaojuan will be better in the next exam, and she will get more bonuses, now it will be seven yuan and five, and next time she will not get ten yuan, this baby will earn more money than adults.

Li Dong is going to enjoy Qingfu, this person, what kind of life, when he thinks that he is tired and tired after working for a year, he may earn dozens of hundreds of yuan and deduct the ration money, and in the end, he will not earn as much as a doll.

Of course, there are also sober-minded people, Xiaojuan may have Li Dong's credit for studying well, but he is a cultural person and can be published in newspapers and magazines.

Li Dong didn't know that his image was a little taller.

"Xiaojuan, give the radish to Dad. ”

In the morning, Zhang Cripple sent two baskets of vegetables, and Li Dong left some of the others to be pickled, or there would be no side dishes for a porridge in the morning.

In the evening, I invited the sixth master, Han Fu, Han Bing, Han Hong, and Han Weijun several village elders and cadres to drink, and Li Dong made a few hard dishes, and also prepared some appetizers.

Hard vegetable beef hot pot, stir-fried yellow eel, fried bacon with chili, pickled radish shreds with snacks, fried peanuts, and then shoot two cucumbers, but unfortunately there are no eggs, or a pot of egg drop soup is good.

The staple food is steamed with a large basket of white flour steamed buns, and the wine is an ordinary apricot blossom village, ready to be prepared, and the guests come to the door.

"Sixth master, sit down. ”

"Okay, well, we are going to show off our talents. ”

As he spoke, he handed the paper bag in his hand to Li Dong, and Li Dong took it and saw that it was wind rabbit meat, a good thing, stuffed in a basket and hung up.

I came with some gifts, bacon, preserved pheasant, Korean red also got half a muntjac leg, which was air-dried in the first half of the year, good things, stewed hot pot with some salted radish, and then a piece of tofu.

"Sit down, Uncle Guofu. ”

Li Dong opened the wine and beckoned everyone to sit down with a smile. "I invite everyone to come this time, one is to celebrate Xiaojuan's first and second entrance exams in the commune, and I am going to build a house. ”

"It's time to build a house. ”

The autumn harvest and autumn planting are all busy, and the river workers are about to go up, so they are waiting for the New Year, and the crops are idle during this time, and there is not much work in the fields.

"Why are all the money ready?"

"It's almost ready. ”

Li Dong said with a smile. "No, I plan to go to the commune tomorrow, find someone, buy some bricks, cement, stone, Uncle Guofu, you can help ask who has it in the village, I will pay for it, if you don't need money, food stamps are fine." ”

There are also food stamps, and the rich people in South Korea were a little surprised, but they quickly remembered that Li Dong had relatives in the city, and some food stamps were nothing. "Okay, you can help ask about this matter. Han Fu said. "As for the wood, go back to the guards, you can help call the guards and them into the mountains to fight. ”

"It's time soon, you can't go to the house if you don't dry the wood for a while. ”

South Korea rich in a glass of wine, eat a few bites of vegetables, this beef, bacon is full of spicy, really exciting, this kid really has a hand in cooking, this oil and water is delicious.

"Brother Weijun, I asked someone here to bring a saw to drive Ming into the mountain belt. ”

Big saw, Han Weijun took a look at the good things, hurry up and beat more wood, his own family is about to build a house, there was an axe that couldn't cut down a few trees, but with this thing, the wood he got overnight was enough.

"This saw is good, and the wood is almost enough for one night. ”

Han Weijun looked at the saw and his eyes were very hot, when would he get one at home, it would be a lot easier to beat wood.

"It's okay, I asked someone to get one. ”

"The wood is ready, I'll help you clean it up. ”

The sixth master took a sip of wine, and this dish was eaten vigorously.

"The sixth master is a good hand at remediating wood, and after the hands of the sixth master, the wood is not deformed, the material is not run, and it is insect proof. ”

The Korean soldier said, this feeling is good, the sixth master's craftsmanship is amazing, Li Dong hurriedly filled it up for the sixth master, as for the stone Korean soldier said that he was looking for Han Dong, he had a lot of old people in his family, and sold some to Li Dong to lay the foundation, and it happened that the boy of the Guodong family was ready to say that he was going to talk about the object at the end of the year, and he was short of money, which was also a help to him.

"I'll help you talk about the stone, give money or exchange food stamps, and I'll help you ask. After a glass of wine, the Korean soldier patted his chest and reassured.

"That's great. ”

Bricks and cement, Li Dong is going to find Gao Weimin, just tomorrow to send Gao Min a four-piece suit and a mosquito net, last time I said that her cousin wanted this when she got married.

"Come and drink. ”

Xiaojuan sat on the side and watched Dada and the captain, the sixth master drank, and said about the house, how much money the little girl had in her hand, whether it was enough, and she would give it to Dada tomorrow, and she was drinking The monkey didn't know why he came in, pulling the rope.

frightened everyone, but fortunately, the rope was pulled. "This monkey is not small. ”

"It's not good, it's stronger than the average child. ”

"What are you going to do?"

Li Dong didn't think about it either, so he responded casually. "You have to practice hard, you can't go to the mountains. ”

"This monkey training has to find an old hunter to do it. ”

"The old hunter of our village is gone. ”

"But your Uncle Guoqiang knows a little. ”

Uncle Guoqiang, not only a butcher, a barefoot doctor, why is he still a part-time monkey, yes, go back and ask, after drinking a meal, Li Dong was a little dizzy, and sent Han Fu and others out, Li Dong himself didn't know why he fell asleep.

The table was still cleaned up by Xiaojuan, and when she woke up the next morning, Li Dong put up a four-piece set and a mosquito net and prepared to go out on a bicycle. But before he went out, there was a commotion in the backyard, and the two little piglets had an accident.

Li Dong hurriedly tied up the car and followed his daughter to the backyard to take a look, good guy, which one is this staged, Sun Dasheng is making trouble and fighting Zhu Bajie.