"The one in my house is okay, I feel quite comfortable. ”

"Hey, my one is a bit small. ”

"My family's one is too big, I can't stand it. ”

......

The women who were walking in front of me were discussing with each other about the size of something, and I suddenly became interested, and followed them closely, pricking up my ears and pretending to walk leisurely. After eavesdropping on their conversation for a long time, I finally realized that they were discussing the size of the TV they bought at home, not what I had in mind.

I pulled a piece of grass on the side of the road, put it in my mouth and held it, Jelly Bean ran over and patted me on the shoulder, and said that I climbed the mountain and won hundreds of dollars, I naturally did not let go of this opportunity, in addition to congratulating her, I also blackmailed her a hot pot by the way, plus two bottles of Arctic Ocean soda, the bottle of Jelly Bean looked at me with a distressed face, and held the wallet with a resentful look and complained bitterly, she said how could I be such a leader, I didn't sympathize with my subordinates, and I also ate more than half of the subordinate's bonus, I didn't pay attention to her crying poor behavior, after eating the hot pot, wiped her mouth, and urged Jelly Bean to buy the order。

When I came out of the hot pot restaurant, I had a toothpick in my mouth, like a black-hearted boss who had just finished exploiting low-level laborers, shook my arms, twisted and straddled to the front of the car, and at that moment I was almost equipped with a big thick gold chain around my neck. After getting in the car, I asked Jelly Bean to use the rest of the money to make a fake pretending to be 13, and Jelly Bean vigilantly guarded her purse, hysterically yelling not to.

I said Jelly Bean is so picky, can you get married, Jelly Bean pouted, saying that if you can't get married, you will stay at my house, I said that I am not her father, what qualifications does she have to gnaw my old, Jelly Bean's eyes rolled and called me Dad.

Regarding the behavior of women calling men dad, I used to be very disgusted, maybe the education I received made me subconsciously shameless for such behavior, but when I heard someone really call me dad, the feeling of being comfortable all over the body was like eating a spicy, special hot pot, spicy and fragrant, and strong stamina.

I reached out and touched Jelly Bean's head, said good, Jelly Bean is not disgusted, lying on the co-pilot's parking space, let my hand on her head caressing, I asked Jelly Bean if it belongs to a dog, as soon as it was touched by everyone, it was comfortable to lie down, Jelly Bean stuck out his tongue, asked me if I would like to take care of her, I know this guy didn't have any good intentions, there must be a pit waiting for me to jump, I naturally will not give her any gaps, let her take advantage of the loophole.

"I don't like dogs, especially those that can be eaten. ”

"It's okay, I'm not going to grab food from you. ”

Jelly Bean's words, I always thought it was weird, but I couldn't say it, looking at Jelly Bean's smiling expression, I knew that I must have stepped on the pit she had buried, and I didn't think about it because I was going to drive.

Back at the company, Qin Yu said that her computer was broken, and sent me an electronic version of the document, let me take a look, and when it was over, she asked someone from the technical department to fix it and printed it out for me to sign.

I said to Qin Yu that I could help her take a look, Qin Yu looked at me with a questioning face and asked me if I could do it, I told her that I might not be as good as her in fighting, but she must be inferior to me in repairing computers, because when I first joined the company, I was helping everyone repair computers, she sighed, and said that I really couldn't think of it, and I told her that she couldn't think of more.

Walking to Qin Yu's desk, I turned on her office computer, showing that the hard disk was missing, I asked Qin Yu how to operate, she said she didn't know, just clicked on the web page, and suddenly the screen went black, I looked at her legs, and asked her if she had lifted her beautiful and slender legs in that process, she saw me staring at her legs, walked behind the desk opposite, covered her legs, and said what does it have to do with her legs? I gave her a blank look, and said of course there is, because her computer is a public one, she instantly understood what I meant, her face flushed slightly, looked around, and saw that others were busy with the work at hand, and didn't pay attention to us here, so I asked me if it was true or false, I said seriously, I need to cool down the computer, let it calm down, and ask Qin Yu to help me find a screwdriver.

Qin Yu suspiciously brought me a Phillips screwdriver, I unscrewed the back cover of the computer's main chassis by two, unplugged the cable connected to the hard disk and pressed it again, and then pressed the boot button, Qin Yu's computer started normally.

"Is it true?" Qin Yu covered his mouth with a look of disbelief

"Surely only men understand men. I screwed the back cover of the computer's main chassis while continuing to talk nonsense with Qin Yu.

"Then can I change my posture in the future?" Qin Yu was a little worried.

"What's the posture? Oh, you guys, during work, oops, it's so vulgar. I don't know when the second stunned man came over, heard our conversation, as if he had discovered some new world, and said excitedly, when I raised my head to say hello, the second stunned man had already walked to the jelly bean.

"That....... No..... Is it ......" Qin Yu found that she had been misunderstood, and her words were still in her mouth and did not come out, only to see her face redden.

I pretended not to understand anything and asked Qin Yu what was wrong, Qin Yu said for a long time, I looked at her with a frown, and I finally said two words: It's okay.

After Qin Yu's computer was finished by me, she sat back on her workstation, I leaned into her ear, and told her that she would never dare to change her posture in the future, otherwise the computer would be easy to get excited, after saying that, I laughed, Qin Yu panicked for a while, I didn't know where to click, the computer screen kept popping up a lot of that kind of sexy temptation, blood-spurting advertisements, some with a dynamic rhythm, up and down, left, left and right, BABA, the two of us got together, I clearly heard Qin Yu's heartbeat at that time.

The cursor of the mouse on the computer screen moved wildly, clicking on the close button of those ads, but it couldn't be closed, one after another pop-up windows popped up in front of me and Qin Yu's eyes, very rhythmic, very layered, looking at it, I felt that even those static pictures felt like there was action, up and down, left, left and right, BABA, it is estimated that how many lives are not enough.

If I was holding the mouse, maybe I would have clicked on it directly, and those pictures are a fatal temptation for a normal man, making people want to stop looking.

Qin Yu's face turned red, I could feel the temperature on her face, the heat wave was rolling, I couldn't help but hide my spit, Qin Yu might not be able to turn it off, so he simply turned off the screen.

My eyes were dark, and I said something to do, how exciting, but it's a pity, Qin Yu looked embarrassed, turned his head to look at me, and at that moment the tips of the noses of the two of us almost touched each other, and the distance between them was only a few millimeters.

After a period of silence, looking at Qin Yu's beautiful face in front of me, I was about to kiss him impulsively, when my mobile phone rang, I scolded who was so disappointing, turned around and walked into the office to answer the phone.