197, paper flying (2/3 ask for subscription)
"Xiaoqiang, you must pay attention to what you eat, you must pay attention to it in the third trimester of pregnancy, you can't eat spicy, you have to accommodate it, you usually eat spicy, but now you can't, you have to endure it......"
At home, Ma Lanhua was on the phone with her son Bai Zhiqiang, telling him some common sense about raising a baby.
Xiaobai was throwing ice cubes not far away to save the little penguin, dual-minded, and at the same time eavesdropping on his aunt's phone call, and he was still interjecting.
"Eat more Bangbang Chicken, Bangbang Chicken eats Bangbang. β
Ma Lanhuaquan didn't hear it, and continued to tell Bai Zhiqiang, after finishing the diet, it's time to talk about marriage.
Three months pregnant, the belly is not obvious, and the marriage is within this month or two.
"If you want to hold two games in two houses, you can't treat Yang Yi badly. You discuss whether to go to Sichuan or Yang Yi's house first, and listen to her opinions, and your father and I have no opinion. If you want to do it, you can also invite your colleagues, friends and classmates to dinner, do you want to be a flower girl? Isn't Xiaobai ready-made? My Xiaobai is so cute, everyone likes it when you are a flower girl, and you will be ......happy when you look at it."
Xiaobai heard that he was talking about himself, and what was "ready-made", and immediately shouted: "Don't kill me, I'm a good baby, I'm just a little naΓ―ve, but I love to be miserable~~"
Ma Lanhua covered the microphone and said to her: "Baoli Baoqi, what are you calling nonsense, don't nag." β
Xiaobai nodded, okay, and continued to concentrate on smashing the ice cubes.
Ma Lanhua continued to chat with Bai Zhiqiang, and the person on the other end of the phone changed, and Yang Yi took the phone.
Ma Lanhua said happily: "Xiaoyi, it's not right, Yiyi, it's not right, Dayi......?
Xiaobai interjected again: "Auntie, you can call your fat friend." Fat girl, do you know me? I'm Xiaobai, I'm 4 years old this year, I'm going to be 5 years old, I can be your flower girl, do you want me to?"
Ma Lanhua left this place of right and wrong, entered the kitchen, and closed the door so that Xiaobai would not hear it at all.
After chatting for a while, telling the details of raising a baby, Ma Lanhua hung up the phone and came out to train Xiaobai: "You melon baby is noisy and nagging, what are you making a mess when I make a call, are you calling or me?"
Xiaobai sat cross-legged on the sofa with a hammer in his hand, looked up and said, "Let's fight together." β
"If you have something to say, I can give you the phone, but you don't instigate, blame me?"
"I haven't seen a fat girlfriend in the pot, I'm a little shy. β
"Will you be shy?"
"I'm a doll. β
"Do you know you're a doll?"
"I have known for a long time that I have been fighting with Luo Zikang several times on behalf of the female doll. β
"Why are you fighting? I told you you you are not allowed to fight, and you fight again?"
"Ho ho, this is my strong point, aunt, don't worry, I will run away if I fight, Luo Zikang can't catch me." β
"You're going to get beaten out sooner or later. β
"Don't scare the little pot friend, what if I cry all the time. β
"Whole ball. β
"Auntie, do you want me to be a flower girl?"
"If you want it, count it in. β
"Wow, what's the flower girl? Tell me about it. β
"Little pot friends who scatter flowers. β
"Sprinkle flowers?"
"Scatter it into heaven. β
She went to the kitchen to wash the dishes, and when she came out, she was almost blown up, only to see that the ground was full of confetti, and Xiaobai, the melon baby, was scattering into the sky, and when she saw that she was found, she said happily: "Auntie, look, I'm sprinkling flowers." β
"You throw a hammer! Are you eating too many chicken feet and claws, tearing up the paper, throwing so much paper and flying around~~" (PS: piece)
Xiaobai smiled and sprinkled a handful of pieces of paper again, and said loudly: "Table pot, I wish you and your mother-in-law to have a fat doll as soon as possible~~~Wow~~ Paper Feifei Fei'er is flying around~~~ It's so beautiful~"
"White!Tsubaki!Flower!You crawl over to Lao Tzu!I'm going to teach your ass to bloom!"
"Run~~"
Xiaobai ran away, but this child was a little stupid, she ran to the room, climbed into her small bed, and then was driven into the corner by Ma Lanhua and grabbed her, and beat her ass.
"Hit the little pot friend for the paws!" Xiaobai hugged the red panda, covered the little buttocks, and shouted angrily.
"Make you skinny. β
"I'm not skinny at all, I just like to sing wow~"
"You like to sing, so what do you live with Feifei'er throwing paper?"
"That's not paper flying, that's flowers. β
Ma Lanhua didn't bother to say more to this stupid doll: "Don't talk and nag, lie down, and sleep!"
"Why should I go to bed?"
"Because I told you to sleep, you must sleep. β
"I'm going to count the stars. β
"Then you count. β
"One, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to fight the brains of the tiger......"
"Paws still singing?"
"Ho ho ho, that's my forte. β
Ma Lanhua no longer cares about her, this melon baby is now in high spirits and can't talk to her, which will only make her even more reluctant to sleep.
Leave her alone and she'll slowly cool down.
But......
She suddenly heard Xiaobai singing in a low voice: "My dad is my mother's watch pot, they sneaked around before they were together, accidentally had me, with me~~~~"
Ma Lanhua immediately turned back, rolled up her sleeves, pressed Xiaobai on the bed, and beat her ass.
"What are you going to live in, what are you going to live in? Don't kill me, what do you live with my aunt? β
Xiaobai fluttered and struggled violently on the bed.
But it didn't work, Piapiapia was beaten up again.
After being let go for a while, Xiaobai lay on the bed and said miserably and loudly: "I'm a doll, I just like to sing, why don't you let me sing and beat me." β
Ma Lanhua said proudly: "You can sing, but you can't sing this song, listen to it once and beat it once." β
"Hey, I'm going to tell Boss Zhang and instigate you to beat me up badly. β
The next day, she really went to Boss Zhang to complain, and asked by the way: "Boss Zhang, do you want to get married to your fat girlfriend?" I can be a flower girl, I am so good at sprinkling flowers, this is my strength." β
"Then let's say it first, if I get married, I'll book you then. By the way, you haven't said why your aunt beat you?"
Xiaobai was about to sing the beating song when someone knocked on the door.
"Xiaobai went to open the door. β
She scurried over and tiptoed open the door.
"Hiahiahia~~~ Xiaobai, my sister, I'm coming to see you~~"
It's the joy of laughing.
She was the only one, and no one else.
"Are your paws here?" asked Xiaobai.
Tan Xi'er said seriously: "Xiaobai, I like you so much, can I come in and see Boss Zhang?"
I like her, but I want to see if Boss Zhang likes her or likes Boss Zhang.
Zhang Si asked in the living room, "Xiaobai, who is here?"
Xiaobai lowered his head and looked at Xi'er, pouted, nodded heavily, and said, "Come in." β
"Hee~~" Xi'er's little face immediately bloomed, as if she had been praised, "Thank you, Xiaobai." β
Xiaobai opened the door a little, and this little little man swaggered in, and then was caught.
"You're going to take off your little shoes and wear this. β
Xiaobai found a pair of the smallest slippers from the shoe rack and put them at her feet.
"Oh, change shoes, I know, I do this a lot at home, I don't want my sister to help me, I can do it myself. β
She muttered and changed into her little shoes.
Xiaobai helped her put the small shoes she had changed into on the shoe rack, and when she looked back, Xi'er was standing in front of Boss Zhang and looking, really looking at Boss Zhang.
Zhang sighed and couldn't laugh, and took the initiative to speak: "Xi'er, do you eat bear biscuits? β
"They look delicious. β
"It looks good, it tastes better, you taste it. β
"Xiaobai, can I try your bear cookies?"
Xiaobai said yes, she just pinched one, chirp, chirp, and asked with a fluttering eyebrow: "Boss Zhang, what are you talking about?" Tell me too, Xiaopenyou doesn't talk to me, I'm so sad." β
This little guy has not been here for long, but she has become famous for being a "little talker" and "talking straight", and even Durian dislikes her.
"Isn't Cheng Cheng talking to you either?" asked Zhang Si. Cheng Cheng talked to her the most.
Xi'er said: "Cheng Cheng sleeps, she is so lazy." β
Look, this may be the reason why Cheng Cheng would rather sleep.