Chapter 116: Shaking the Dragon Sutra
"Tang Tang has a friend like you, he will laugh in his dreams!" Wang Fatzi counted five hundred yuan for me with his saliva-stained fat pig hand, stuffed the rest into his pocket, and stared at Tang Rou with a flattering face.
After taking the bank card and five hundred yuan handed back by Wang Fatzi, I was thinking about Qin Yanxin at this time. She gave the money, but I used the money she gave to support other women, if she knew it, she didn't know what kind of mood it was.
"Let's go, let's go to the west entrance, there are empty seats. Prepare a thousand dollars, and stuff it into the welcome lady for a while. It's up to you. I said as I walked.
"Is it me?" Wang Fatty's head flickered, and the fat on his face suddenly shook three times in the air.
"Because you're handsome!" Unexpectedly, Tang Rou said the same thing to me.
"Really?" Wang Fatzi looked nymphomaniac, and the spring in his eyes was even stronger, and I almost couldn't help kicking him.
"Yes. Tang Rou endured.
"Tang Tang, you really have vision. He was affirmed by Tang Rou, and the swaying amplitude when he walked was even more exaggerated, it was simply a devil entering the village, if it was accompanied by lines, flower girl, yelling Xixi, you dripping a big ......
I don't know if the hostess will accept our bribe.
Tang Rou and I stood ten meters away, Wang Fatzi passed fast and came back quickly.
Seeing his sassy face and spring breezy expression, I immediately guessed that this dead fat man had succeeded.
", guess what I found?" said the fat man, pulling me aside and whispering in my ear when he returned.
"What?" I was going to listen to him in praise of him.
"That chick seems to have sat down in a bar. He muttered and pulled out his phone. "Just now she took the initiative to add me, asking me to find her a ...... when I have time."
"You're going to be hi, what should Tang Rou do?" I teased him.
"Forget it, for the sake of Tang Tang, I will give up on her, besides, my Wang Dazhuang is so handsome and chic, the jade tree is in the wind, everyone loves it, and the flowers bloom, and there will definitely be people who will take the initiative to come to the door in the future." When he finished speaking, he stretched out his fat hoof and put it to his mouth. "Shhhh ”
I nodded earnestly. "Okay, I'm rotten in my stomach. How much money did you just stuff that hostess?"
The fat man smiled. "Guess?"
"I guess mom, fuck off!"
He was kicked in the ass by me and smiled cheaply. "Two hundred. ”
"You're awesome!" I gave him a thumbs up. Let him give a thousand, he will give two hundred directly, and he will embezzle a whole eight hundred.
"Soul ......" Tang Rou beckoned to me, she had already entered at this time, and I had to temporarily give up the urge to ask Wang Fatzi for the money back.
The three of us were arranged in the corner of the last row by the welcome lady, although the location was a little remote, but we finally entered the venue.
When I entered the venue, I saw more clearly and listened more carefully.
Although Liu Yanshan is not good at feng shui skills, he is really able to speak, and until now, he is still boasting.
The people on the scene were also enthusiastic when they listened, and they couldn't wait to worship under the door of the Liu family's feng shui, and respect the Liu family's feng shui as the first feng shui family.
"Next, my grandson, Liu Minghai, will introduce you to the meaning of the word Feng Shui, as well as the five elements, I think, these knowledge are the basis of Feng Shui metaphysics, but there are still young people who don't even know how to finger, so they show Feng Shui to others. ”
Liu Yanshan said heartbrokenly, and finally passed the microphone to the young man sitting in the third row with the words "Feng Shui Family" written on it.
This young man is none other than Liu Minghai.
Liu Minghai took the microphone, and after coming to the stage, he humbly extended cordial greetings to all the bigwigs in the feng shui world.
"Grandpa asked me to talk about feng shui, in fact, I don't know what to talk about, so I propose, first by the first family of feng shui, Zhang Guo's senior disciples will say a few words for everyone, everyone says okay!?"
"Good!"
"Because of it, because of it!"
"Is Zhang Guo's old apprentice here too?"
"I want to see what this Zhang family's senior disciple looks like. ”
Everyone in the audience, every word you say to me suddenly exploded.
Sitting in the last row, we listened to Liu Minghai's words, and we had our own thoughts in our hearts.
Wang Fatzi is not afraid of big things, the more he tosses, the happier he is, and he actually shouted in the back, asking Master Li Sheng to come to the stage and say a few words for them.
Tang Rou also has some expectations, she has long been known for the unique feng shui of the Zhang family, and has occupied the feng shui world for decades, and has never been defeated, although there is a real heir of the Zhang family sitting next to her, but curiosity makes her want to see what skills Zhang Guolao's senior apprentices have learned.
Li Sheng was stunned, trembling and turning his head to look at everyone in the audience, his eyes flickering, as if he was looking for someone.
In the end, he mustered up the courage, walked on the stage, and took the microphone in Liu Minghai's hand.
"My name is Li Sheng, and I am twenty-one this year. The family has been a farmer for generations, because there is a Zhang family in Shangfeng Village, which is loved by others, and is respected as a fairy by the aunts, uncles and uncles in the village, so I also want to learn Feng Shui, I feel very face-saving and very bullish. ”
So, my dad used ten catties of roast wine to send me to Zhang's house and worshipped Zhang Banxian as a teacher. ”
He was about to continue, but the audience laughed.
"Hahaha......"
"It turned out to be a fool, it's not good for this old man to accept anyone, so I have to accept a fool as an apprentice......"
"It must be that Zhang Guo Lao who is eyeing other people's wine. ”
"Have you noticed that this Li Shengchang really looks like Zhang Guo when he was old, could it be ......?"
"Shhhhh Be careful that you hear it!"
"No wonder......" another voice sounded.
"Hey, Uncle Xu, what do you see coming!" The young man who had been thinking about it in the middle of the room touched the old man in front of him with his arm, very curious.
"It doesn't matter if Zhang Guo doesn't come, even Zhang Shenyi's kid didn't appear, but he sent Li Sheng, don't you think it's strange?" The old man, stroked his beard, looked suddenly enlightened.
"Tell me about it......
"It shows that this Li Sheng is Zhang Guolao's own grandson!"
"Ah???" the old man's words filled the room.
Even the people sitting around them couldn't help but be curious, and stretched their heads and necks to listen to the news.
"Soul One, what are they talking about, it's so lively!" the fat man pointed to the middle row of seats.
I held back my anger, and when it was over, none of these guys would want to run. We must tear their mouths apart! Let's see if they dare to chew the root of their tongues and talk nonsense.
Li Sheng on the stage was also a little angry.
"Since Senior Brother Liu asked me to talk about Feng Shui, then I will tell you a paragraph, Shaking the Dragon Sutra. ”
"Suqi Mountain is the bone of heaven and earth, and Zhongzhen heaven and earth are giants. For example, the back of a person and the neck beam give birth to a dragon with four limbs. The limbs are divided into four worlds, and the north, south, west and east are four factions. Tens of thousands of journeys in the northwest, and three in the east. Only Nanlong entered the Z country, and the fetal ancestor came strangely. The nine curves of the Yellow River are the large intestine, and the Sichuan River is bent into the bladder. The branches split the veins vertically and horizontally, and the hooks of qi and blood meet the water. The big is the capital of the imperial state, and the small is the county ......"