As in many TV and movie scenes, I heard a scream in my sleep, and slowly opened my eyes, and yes, the scream came from the beautiful woman I brought back last night. I saw her sitting on my bed, her eyes wide open, and she asked several questions in a row.

"Where is this?"

"Who are you?"

"What did you do to me?"

It's the same line, if it weren't for my memory of what happened last night, maybe I'd have to look around to see if there's a hidden camera or something.

"Hey, the beautiful woman hasn't taken off her clothes, what can I do to you?"

I propped myself up with one hand and told the three questions about her in a 500-word narrative, and the beautiful woman blinked, jumped out of bed, opened the door, looked out, and then turned back to the bed, I thought she might have a soft spot for my bed.

"What's your name, how old are you, where are you, what are you doing?"

The beautiful woman sat on the bed and checked the household registration and asked repeatedly, I am most annoyed by this kind of chat, I don't say thank you, and I want to dig my ancestral grave. I didn't answer her question, I just said that there was nothing to do, and I had to go back to work in a while.

The beauty said that her name was Xu Qian and she lived in a small second bedroom. I said you don't need to make a promise.

Xu Qian said aggrievedly that she lost her key and couldn't get in.

I calmed down for a moment, looked at the poor beauty in front of me, and decided to be a good person to the end and send the Buddha to the west. Tell her to go outside the gate and find the phone number of the lockpicking company and ask them to come and help her change the lock. She can stay with me until someone from the lockpicking company comes.

"Thank you!"

"You're welcome!"

Looking at Liu Li on the screen, I was a little stunned, and slowly felt that my eyelids were getting heavier and heavier. The quality of sleep has been so bad lately, when I looked in the mirror in the morning, I found that there were dark circles under my eyes, if it weren't for the money, I really wanted to climb into bed and sleep until I woke up naturally.

The phone vibrated a little, I lit up the screen, and there was a WeChat. My WeChat has always said that it is set to hide the message content, and if you don't unlock it, you can't see the specific message content. When I told Liu Li about this setting, she opened her mouth wide like an idiot for a long time.

The slide is Liu Lifa's, which shows: I didn't wear any underwear today~

My body surged, and I immediately replied: You want to slaughter the flowers of the motherland, what a demon, watch my grandson beat you with a golden hoop stick and you knelt on the ground and begged for mercy.

Liu Li in front of the camera pretended to be nothing and still enthusiastically introduced the company's products, and my eyes had already begun to sweep and wander on her body. For fear of letting go of any of her possession and raising her legs. The hypocrisy of people lies not only in liking to deceive others, but also in liking to deceive themselves, and I think I am such a person.

Do I fall in love with someone or do I fall in love with someone?

This question was answered when Liu Li and I got into her car to volatilize hormones, and there are both, and the adult world doesn't do multiple-choice questions.

Once I crossed the line of ethics and morality, I lived a high-quality life as a couple without shame, and I finally knew why many people on the Internet like mature women, no matter where Liu Li was, she could find a place where no one was and I warmed up in various positions, such as the fitting room in the shopping mall, the cinema where no one was in the middle of the night, the grove in the park, and so on. Later, I shamelessly thought that there is no right or wrong in the emotional world, men and women love, dry wood and fire, when the love is strong, the collision of desires will naturally occur, the sublimation of the soul and the soul, otherwise God can only create one kind of person.

"A lifetime of greed for money and lust. Come, a toast to our faith!"

At about one o'clock in the morning, in a corner near the community without street lights, Liu Li's car was parked, and the lights were not turned on. Liu Li and I were lying naked in the back of the car, holding goblets in our hands to celebrate the month of our private meeting.

I call this kind of behavior a private meeting, because I can't see the light, and define it as a way for men to grow, this kind of growth is completely different from the self-groping love and love on campus, and it can be said that it is the kind of growth that automatically reaches the full level.

Even my early conversion was recommended by Liu Li, and it seems that she had planned it from the beginning of that live broadcast. Liu Li has many advantages that I don't have at the moment, so in a sense, she is also my life coach.

Liu Li was lying in my arms, drinking and chatting with me. When Liu Li asked which woman in the company I still liked, I didn't tell the truth, I just said that I liked Liu Li, and I didn't say that there was Cheng Xue.

After a glass of wine, Liu Li said that she wanted to give me something more exciting, and then took out two packs of things from the bag, after she tore open the package and used it, I experienced for the first time in my life what is called the explosion of ice and fire, and the realm of flying to the two heavens.