Chapter 162: Metropolitan Police Department
From the pot of Buddha jumping over the wall that I ate tonight, I kind of understand. No matter what it is, as long as you mix up all those messy precious materials, there is a hodgepodge of strange things. It's going to be worth double.
I put the gold-stamped paper in the Wrangler's trunk and sent the big report to the king's bar.
Since Big Wave gave me such an off-road vehicle, I have really become a small driver in Huangquan Dumpling Restaurant, without salary.
But it's okay. I usually commute to work a lot more conveniently, not to mention, I am half a car family. The face is naturally brightened a lot.
What's more, although I don't have a driver's salary, I don't have to pay for gas!
After sending off the big waves, I returned to the Huangquan Dumpling House alone.
I was excited about the new house I was about to move into.
Early the next morning, Da Lang went with me to my No. 3 Shoucai shop again.
The big wave threw the entire black garbage bag directly in front of the onicha surnamed Shi.
A female ghost wearing a red cheongsam next to her.
Copied a soft Wu Nong's soft language, and said.
"Oh god! Captain, we're really making a fortune this time. ”
The big waves spread out on the gray sofa in the secret door, and lifted Erlang's legs comfortably.
"Hey, Brother Shi, I'm so happy. Your No. 3 longevity shop, you are even reluctant to pour a bowl of tea to us!"
The female ghost of the red cheongsam twisted her hips.
"Oh, you don't know, girl. Why don't you get enough tea? Why don't I boil a pot of water for you?"
A large wave ignited a cigarette. Put it in your mouth and swallow the clouds.
"Brother Shi, I didn't mean you. You are also a civil servant in the underworld. How can we be so miserable in our Yang Realm. ”
The female ghost in the red cheongsam was suddenly shocked.
"Oh my dear, where did Nong find out who we are?"
The ghost surnamed Shi laughed.
"Huangquan Dumpling Restaurant has a lot of talents, and this family is really smarter than the generation. ”
Big waves shrugged.
"Your No. 3 Shoucai Shop is similar to what our Huangquan Dumpling Restaurant does. How can you run such a mess?
Brother Shi, isn't it because you don't have the mind to do business?
The ghost surnamed Shi said helplessly.
"You Huangquan Dumpling House. The main focus is on the buying and selling of the occult law. Help mortals, catch ghosts, see a doctor, solve a misfortune, help ghosts repay a wish or something. Which is not a money-making business?
Look at us again, if you want to help the ghosts fulfill their vows, you can't take their money.
lest they wait until they reach the underworld, and then sue us. Say we take benefits and eat kickbacks.
In fact, what's the good of being a ghost? It's a thankless task. Compared to you, you have been at ease in the sun for generations. ”
Big Wave Path.
"Yes, every family has a scripture that is difficult to read, and everyone has unsatisfactory things.
Wait a minute, you help my friend's neighbor. Solve the thousand-year-old yellow skin essence.
I invite all the staff of your entire No. 3 Shoucai Shop to go out and have a meal of foreign meat. ”
The red cheongsam female ghost was full of envy.
"Oh no! Do people want to change their clothes! Since I took up my post in the Hades Police Department, I sometimes haven't eaten a foreign guy for several years!"
Captain Shi frowned and touched his face with his palm.
"Red! What are you telling the truth? Didn't this make Miss Danhong see our joke!"
Suddenly, Captain Shi said to us with a flattering face.
"Can you open a bottle of red wine in a moment? Preferably a kind of Lafite or something. I took a few photos and posted them on Moments.
starved to death the grandsons of the three teams of turtles. ”
Big Wave couldn't help but laugh.
"I didn't expect you to be able to post moments in the underworld! Now it's really a technological progress!"
The ghost surnamed Shi is on the road.
"Then Jobs has reported to our underworld, what is it like to play with a smartphone?
Wait a few years. We will bring everyone together, and we will be able to watch the Spring Festival Gala in the underworld in the future!"
We talked and laughed with this ghost surnamed Shi along the way.
These ghosts are really miserable in the sun. There is not even a means of transportation for travel, and the most advanced means of transportation is the entrance of their No. 3 Shoucai shop. Stopped a 28's big bar from the 80s.
The tires of that old-fashioned bicycle were patched and patched. The cotton on the saddle was gone, and the springs on the seat had collapsed. I don't know who it is. Ingeniously tied a solid black butt pad to it.
Looking at it with the naked eye, it is indescribably sad.
The ghost surnamed Shi, sitting in our Wrangler off-road, looked even more excited than my mother.
Keep touching that left and see. I can't help but sigh in my mouth.
"Oops, the last time I was in the car, I was still with your wife and grandfather, and it was Su Xian'an. It is your army's green king eight shells Sakura country car.
Now the development of this car is good! It is much more comfortable than the king eight shells 100 years ago. ”
Big Wave sat in the co-pilot. I couldn't help but turn around and open my mouth wide.
"Brother Shi, have you really seen our ancestors! I thought you were trying to get close to me. You're touching porcelain with me!"
Captain Shi suddenly cocked Erlang's legs. Said with pride!
"Don't say it's your ancestor. Even your ancestors' weddings were officiated by me!
Girl. You're really bold. Your ancestor Su Xian'an didn't dare to call me Brother Shi in front of me.
Even your wife, grandmother Li Wu, has to call me Mr. Shi!"
The big waves don't care about the way.
"Sir, isn't that just a common term for men? Mr. Zhang, Mr. Wang, Mr. Li. What kind of honorific title is this?"
Captain Shi waved his hand.
"That's not it, the old gentleman doesn't mean the same thing as the present.
Mr. Before. That's what Teacher, His Holiness means. Is it a high status?"
I watched this ghost surnamed Shi along the way and remembered the past. Thinking of the aggrieved days he has spent in the sun for thousands of eight hundred years, he can't help but cry out for him.
I asked him as I drove.
"Stone team, what is the origin of that thousand-year-old yellow-skinned spirit of our relatives?"
The ghost surnamed Shi is on the road.
"It's nothing, it's just an ordinary yellow skin cultivating into refinement. However, this yellow skin has a Buddha fate, and the spell is very good.
It still has some origins with the ancestors of your Su family.
Now I haven't seen it for many years. I heard that he should have cultivated into a human form!"
When the big wave heard this, he was immediately shocked.
"Cultivating into a human form? That's not an ordinary mountain spirit and wild monster, it's really a mountain spirit with a heavy Buddha fate!
It stands to reason that these elves should all have compassion in their hearts. How could he be awkward with an ordinary family, and tortured the Guo family for so many years. ”
The ghost surnamed Shi said leisurely.
"All causes must have results. It must be that the Guo family has done something sorry for Rhubarb.
Rest assured, with my friendship with him. I'm sure I'll be able to help you settle it. ”
We talked and laughed along the way. I drove all the way to the door of the three houses.
Wait for us to stand in front of Guo's house.
The onicha surnamed Shi suddenly covered his mouth and nose.
"Heh, why are you so! It's really unhygienic. ”
I knocked on the door of the Guo family.
In a moment, Sanjin's sister-in-law hurried over to open the door.
I was seen standing in the doorway with Big Wave and the stone captain.
Sanjin's sister-in-law had a stunned look on her face.
"Brother Zehan, who is this big brother?"
This Captain Shi is really arrogant. Directly skipped the sister-in-law of Sanjin and pushed the door in.
Full of arrogance.
"I am Shi Shigang, and I will be the great benefactor of your Guo family. ”
Sanjin's sister-in-law made him stunned by these two words.
I took Sanjin's sister-in-law's hand and comforted him.
"Don't worry! This is the person who can cure the stroke evil disease for Brother Sanjin. ”
When Sanjin's sister-in-law heard this, she suddenly realized.
"Ah! It turned out to be a doctor! Dr. Shi, which hospital are you a miracle doctor? Is the registration fee expensive?
Not to mention that now these doctors are saving lives and helping the wounded, and they can still provide door-to-door service!"
The ghost surnamed Shi was said by Sanjin's sister-in-law with a helpless face.
"I, I'm not a doctor. I'm ...... ghost!"
I hurriedly stepped forward to cover his mouth.
Said to the sister-in-law of Sanjin.
"Yes, he means, he's not an ordinary doctor. He said that kind of doctor is very expensive, very expensive!