Chapter 1 Looking for a Rabbit?
"It's over, this month's spending is overspending, are you going to eat soil in the second half of the month?" Lin Yuan checked the consumption details and looked at his phone at a loss.
"Find a part-time job, earn living expenses, and pay off the mortgage and car loan with your next month's salary, yes, that's it. ”
Lin Yuan opened WeChat and searched for the part-time group.
"High-paying part-time group in the magic capital...... Student Part-time Group ...... Boutique part-time group ...... Teacher part-time group ...... Heavenly Court part-time group?"
Lin Yuan opened the group information of this strange group name Heavenly Court part-time group, and there was nothing, only a group profile message: There is always one suitable for you, only you can't do it, and there is no job that you can't find in the group.
Lin Yuan hesitated, driven by curiosity, and clicked to join the group chat.
I just clicked to join the group chat, and I entered the group in seconds.
A group leader named Jade Emperor sent a welcome message: "Welcome to the Heavenly Court part-time group, I am the group leader Jade Emperor, mortals who join the group change the group business card, thank you for your cooperation." ”
"It is worthy of being a part-time group in the Heavenly Court, and even the nickname of the group owner is the Jade Emperor, which is interesting. Lin Yuan smiled, and then changed the group business card to his own name.
After changing his name, Lin Yuan sent a message in the group: "Thank you, thank you, I've been short of money recently, and I'm bothering the group owner to introduce some part-time jobs with high salaries." [Fist Hold]"
Tai Bai Xing: "Oh, finally one came, I waited until the flowers were all gone." ”
Taishang Laojun: "Emperor Qiyu, I have too much work here, I'll sort it out and send it out, and I can't let one go." [sticking out the tongue]"
Li Jing, the king of Tota: "Where is my son, send out the work quickly." ”
Nezha: "Dad, I can't find my work list, wait for me to find it." ”
Erlang God Yang Jian: "Jade Emperor, it seems that the Roaring Sky Dog has descended again, wait for me to confirm before sending a message." ”
Jade Emperor: "Don't be impatient, come one by one, which Aiqing's matter is more urgent at the moment, let's send it out first." ”
Chang'e: "Emperor Qiyu, my rabbit is gone, clairvoyance said that he ran to the mortal world, this work is more urgent, can you give priority to me?"
Jade Emperor: "Yes!"
At this point, a dialog box pops up in the group.
Chang'e's part-time commission: looking for Jade Rabbit.
Clue 1: According to the Clairvoyant, the Jade Rabbit is transformed into a car model.
Clue 2: Grab the rabbit's tail and the pupils are red.
Location: Magic City.
Job description: Persuade Yutu to return to Guanghan Palace.
Work remuneration: a box of moon cakes in Guanghan Palace.
Lin Yuan was confused when he saw this dialog box: "Looking for a rabbit?" Wait a minute, I'm a little confused now, group leader, you're not kidding, I want a serious job, you let me find a rabbit?
Jade Emperor: "Mortal, this is a part-time group in the Heavenly Court, you work for hundreds of immortals in my Heavenly Court, and you still complain, aren't you in the midst of blessings and not knowing the blessings?"
"Damn, neurosis, there's no normal person in this group, what's the matter, I want to work, I don't have time to play with you here, I'm out of the group, bye-bye!"
Tai Bai Xing: "[Shame]"
Taishang Laojun: "[Shame]"
Nezha: "[snickering]"
Queen Mother of the West: "[Shame]"
Erlang God Yang Jian: "Bold mortals, mouth out filthy words." [Angry]"
......
All the immortals are ashamed!
Lin Yuan wanted to withdraw from the group, but found that there was no function to withdraw from the group.
Jade Emperor: "Mortals, once this group enters, there is no way to retreat, it seems that you have doubts about me and others, in this case, Tai Bai Xing." ”
Tai Bai Xing: "The minister is here." ”
The Jade Emperor: "I will allow you to go down to earth to prove the truth for mortals." ”
Tai Bai Xing: "Obey!"
Lin Yuan was helpless: "Don't make trouble, I really don't have time to play role-playing games with you, let me go!" Lin Yuan thought for a while: "Since you can't leave the group, I'll be done if I ignore him, block!"
"I'm going, I don't even have a shielding function?What the hell? Am I dreaming?" Lin Yuan shook his head like a rattle, trying to wake himself up from his dream.
"Boom!"
Lin Yuan heard the voice and looked back, and there was an old man with fairy wind bones standing behind him, holding a clean and soft whisk, looking at Lin Yuan with a kind face.
As soon as this old man appeared, Lin Yuan was startled and almost fell off the chair.
"I'll go, who are you?"
"I am the Tai Bai Xing, follow the will of the Jade Emperor, and go down to prove the truth and truth. ”
"Am I really in a dream?" Lin Yuan couldn't believe it, his left hand pinched his right arm fiercely, and tears of pain flowed out.
"Oops, it hurts me. ”
"Mortal, you are not in a dream, the Jade Emperor sent me here to prove to you that we are not fiction. ”
"How do you prove it? Since you are a Tai Bai Xing, you must have boundless mana, and it must be commonplace to go to heaven and earth, so you take me to heaven. ”
Tai Bai Xing laughed: "Hahaha, it's a trivial matter." ”
After finishing speaking, Tai Bai Xing's hand shook the dust, and Lin Yuan flew out of the window.
Lin Yuan's body soared in the air, and there was a cloud under him, supporting his body.
Tai Bai Xing also came out of the house, stepping on a cloud under his feet, stroking his beard and smiling: "How?"
"Am I flying the clouds?" Lin Yuan was extremely excited, and his heart was relieved, even if it was in a dream, it was worth it to experience the clouds and fog once.
"It's so interesting to see how you feel like you're flying through the clouds. ”
"Then you believe it?" asked Tai Bai Xing.
"I want to fly up and see it. ”
Tai Bai Xing didn't say a word, he shook the dust again, Lin Yuan was supported by the clouds below him and rose to a height of 10,000 meters, Lin Yuan looked down, everything on the ground turned into small dots, no matter how high the skyscraper was, looking down, it was as small as a grain of sand.
"It's a lot more fun than flying, it's just a little cold. Lin Yuan suddenly felt the cold and couldn't help shivering.
Tai Bai Xing shook the dust again, and Lin Yuan returned to the house.
Tai Bai Xing: "Do you believe it?"
"Believed, believed. Lin Yuan had to believe that if this experience wasn't in a dream, the white-haired old man in front of him was really too platinum.
"I'm curious, do you immortals in Heavenly Court also use mobile phones and WeChat?"
Tai Bai Xing: "You mortal mobile phones, for us immortals, there is nothing that cannot be solved by a breath of immortal qi, we call it the Tianji Curtain, spit out a breath of immortal gas, and the Tianji Curtain appears, and the functions of your mortal mobile phones, the Tianji Curtain has it, you see." ”
As he spoke, Tai Bai Xing exhaled a breath of fairy air, and as a result, a glowing smoke screen appeared in front of Tai Bai Xing, and the smoke screen was really similar to the desktop of the mobile phone, but there was only one software on it.
"Sure enough, it's a fairy, when I saw your thing, I instantly felt that my mobile phone was not fragrant. ”
"Okay, here's something for you. ”
Tai Bai Xing pointed at Lin Yuan's chest with a whisk, only to see a golden hanging card appear on Lin Yuan's chest, and a golden rope hanging around his neck.
Tai Bai Xing: "This is a card, except for you, mortals can't see it, only the immortals with fairy energy can see it, this time you go to find the Jade Rabbit, in order to prove your identity, you can show the Jade Rabbit this card, and persuade it to return to the fairy Chang'e." ”
Lin Yuan asked, "How do you persuade?"
Tai Bai Xing shook his head: "This is your job, why do you still ask me?" Okay, the old man is going back to Lingxiao Hall to return to the Jade Emperor, I wish you good luck." ”
"Hey ......"
As soon as the platinum star shook the dust, the person flew out of the window and disappeared into the night sky in the blink of an eye.
Lin Yuan stood by the window, looking at the full moon in the night sky, and said abruptly: "It turns out that the story of Chang'e running to the moon is true...... Jade Rabbit, Jade Rabbit, incarnate car model? This is really fresh, since the incarnation of the car model, that is in the auto show can be seen, tomorrow weekend, I don't know where there is a car show, check on the Internet. ”
Lin Yuan returned to the computer and searched for the Modu Auto Show.
After the search, Lin Yuan looked depressed and scolded secretly: "I'm so convinced, tomorrow, there will be more than ten large and small auto shows, do you want to run all the auto show......s? The magic capital is so big, and the round-trip fare is a lot, no, I have to ask Chang'e for funds. ”
"No, how can I do such a vulgar thing as asking Fairy Chang'e for money, isn't this blaspheming the fairy...... Eh, I'm a layman, and there's something I can't erase. ”
Lin Yuan turned on his mobile phone, clicked on the Heavenly Court part-time group, and sent a message: "Fairy Chang'e, can you give some funds?"
Chang'e: "Funding?"
"It's the necessary expenses to get the job done, such as travel expenses or something. ”
"Oh, I see, it's a pity that I can't use fairy energy to turn money for you, and I can't go to the God of Wealth, so let's hear that there is a thing called a car in the world, which is a means of transportation, how about I use fairy energy to turn a car for you?"
"The fairy...... I have my own car, and besides, if you change a car for me, I don't have to spend money on gas. [Khan]"
"In this way, then I can just change a car without gas, whatever car you want, I'll change it for you. ”
"Bugatti Veyron!" Lin Yuan didn't think that Chang'e could really turn himself into a car without gas, so he said casually.
Chang'e: "Okay!"
After a while, Chang'e sent a message: "It's getting better. [smile]"
"Where [Question Mark Face]"
"You're downstairs!"
Lin Yuan hurriedly came to the window and looked downstairs, and sure enough, there was a Bugatti Veyron parked downstairs.
Lin Yuan picked up his phone: "Where is the key?"
Chang'e: "Do you still use the key?" ”
As soon as Chang'e's news was issued, Lin Yuan suddenly felt that there was an extra thing in his hand, and when he looked down, he saw that it was a car key.
Lin Yuan replied: "Roger!" [OK gesture]"
Suddenly, Lin Yuan had a question in his heart, and sent a message: "Fairy Chang'e, I'm curious, you are all immortals, and your magic power is boundless, I think there shouldn't be anything you can't do by yourself, right?"
Chang'e was silent for a long time and did not reply.
Jade Emperor: "There are many things that immortals can't do by themselves, there are more restrictions and regulations in Heaven than you think, there are some things we have to do, but we can't do everything ourselves, so we need a part-time job to work for Heavenly Court, do you understand mortals?"
"Understood, okay! There is another question, Fairy Chang'e, can you change the reward this time, I don't like to eat moon cakes, I need money urgently, can you change moon cakes for money?"
Tai Bai Xing: "Ignorant mortals, Chang'e Fairy's moon cakes are hard to buy, do you know that Chang'e Fairy's moon cakes have the effect of rejuvenating the skin and skin, even if the mortal wrinkled old lady eats the fairy's moon cakes, she can become the face of an eighteen-year-old girl." ”
"Damn, if I sell the mooncakes, then I won't make a fortune. When Lin Yuan heard that this moon cake still had such an effect, his heart was full of joy, and he laughed happily, thinking in his heart that he could make a lot of money by selling the moon cakes to those rich women, and he was relieved when he thought of this.