Chapter 69: Don't Want to Soak My Dad (Another Big Chapter)

The purring red rabbit horse was tied up by the soldiers and tied to an ox cart.

A cow pulls a red rabbit horse, but it can't pull it.

The two oxen pulled the ox cart together before the red rabbit horse was pulled away.

The convoy moved on.

Inside the carriage.

The lord of Baicha County looked at Zhang Tianle, and Mr. An pulled out the dagger hidden in his waist and asked, "How did you get to my carriage? There is a formation on the carriage, and you can only go out from the inside, not from the outside." ”

Zhang Tianle shook his fan lightly and said with a smile: "Don't be so nervous, I have no malice." I was able to come in because I had a talent for penetrating formations. ”

The White Tea County Lord put the dagger on his back with his right hand and asked with a smile, "You are taught by the West?"

Zhang Tianle shook his head: "No, I'm from the kitchen knife door." ”

The White Tea County Lord frowned and asked, "What kitchen knife door?"

Zhang Tianle raised his eyebrows and asked, "Have you ever heard of Qingyuan View?"

The county lord of Baicha nodded: "Su Muyan, a disciple of Qingyuanguan, is my good best friend. ”

Zhang Tianle asked in surprise: "Such a coincidence? I am Su Muyan's master." ”

The county lord of white tea suddenly stabbed Zhang Tianle with a dagger: "Liar, you are not Su Muyan's master! You think I haven't seen the portrait of Muyan's master!"

Zhang Tianle raised his right index finger and middle finger to clamp the dagger: "I am really Su Muyan's master!"

The white tea county lord slapped Zhang Tianle with a palm.

Zhang Tianle casually lit the white tea acupoint and said, "Mu Yan said what I look like?"

The county lord of white tea said very firmly: "Hmph, the Qingyuan Guan Lord is not a little white face like you!

Zhang Tianle nodded and nodded solemnly: "Yes, what Mu Yan said is right." Mu Yan, this child, is good at everything, and the only drawback is sincerity. She didn't lie, I am a big hero, and a peerless hero, one in a million, unique, unparalleled hero. She said to you, 'What do I look like?'

Bai Cha said with admiration in her eyes: "Mu Yan said, her master is three feet tall, with a big beard, eyes as big as copper bells, ears as big as pot lids, nose hair as thick as a brush, and farting is ...... than thunder."

Zhang Tianle had a black line, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he squeezed the fan tightly: "Hmph...... Mu Yan's homework is still too little...... It's time to add some summer homework gifts to her......"

"Boom, Boom......" There was a sound of footsteps outside, and with the sound of footsteps, the whole earth trembled.

Zhang Tianle immediately unlocked the acupoint of the white tea, and then opened the curtain to see that five big monkeys with a height of four meters came outside.

The strange thing is that these monkeys all have four arms, and the big monkey in the lead is even more weird, with six arms.

"Protect the county lord!" the leading general drew his spear and rushed towards the big monkey.

The big monkey in the lead directly slapped the leader of the team and the general and the horses away.

The remaining monkeys easily broke through the guard's defenses.

"Click......" The two arms at the front of the six-armed monkey lifted the lid of the carriage.

"Don't waste time, hurry up and grab the white tea princess, it's time for dinner soon! There are two humans in the car!" the six-armed monkey shouted loudly as he looked down at the carriage.

Princess Baicha turned pale with fright.

Zhang Tianle frowned: "This monkey, why is it a little familiar...... Emma, this is not a member of the Western Sect, the Shura Demon Monkey!"

The six-armed monkey put his hand into the carriage: "Got you, Princess White Tea." ”

Princess Baicha's face was like ashes......: "Am I going to die?" It's the ...... of the West again."

grabbed Zhang Tianle with a big hand.

White Tea: "......"

Zhang Tianle: "......"

The six-armed monkey shouted: "I have caught the lord of Baicha, retreat!"

Zhang Tianle shook his fan: "That, did you catch it by mistake? I'm not the lord of white tea!"

The six-armed monkey stared at Zhang Tianle, and said very firmly: "You are the lord of white tea, don't deceive the monkey!"

Zhang Tianle closed the folding fan: "That, I'm really not the lord of Baicha, you really caught the wrong person!"

The six-armed monkey was even more certain: "The commander said, the lord of Baicha is in the carriage, he looks the best, he looks the whitest, and he still holds a fan in his hand, it's you!"

Zhang Tianle: "......"

White Tea Lord: "......"

The six-armed monkey glanced at the two of them and said with great certainty: "And the Grand Commander emphasized one point, the White Tea County Lord's legs are long! Your legs are much longer than that dwarf's! It must be you, it will never be wrong, the White Tea County Lord is you, even if you want to, you can't rely on it!"

Zhang Tianle: "......"

The White Tea County Lord stood up: "Let him go, I am the White Tea County Lord!"

The six-armed monkey glanced at the county lord of Baicha, with a disdainful expression: "Get out, what's the matter with you, brothers, withdraw, dinner time is coming!"

So, the four-armed monkey followed the six-armed monkey and ran away.

Zhang Tianle smiled bitterly: "Is it also a mistake to be handsome?"

Houzimen took Zhang Tianle to soar quickly, jumped over several hills, and rushed towards Ananda.

The red rabbit horses in the convoy were snoring, and there was a bubble on their nostrils: "Huhuhu...... Whew......huhu"

Princess Baicha got out of the carriage, rode on her war horse, and chased the direction of the monkey: "Quick, go and save people!"

The soldiers hurriedly followed Princess Baicha and chased after the ape.

The ape slipped through the smoke and disappeared.

"Bang!" the wheel hit a rock.

The ox cart was knocked over directly.

The red rabbit horse was carried by the ox cart and rolled several times and was crushed to the ground.

The murderous aura erupted from the red rabbit horse.

The red rabbit horse opened his eyes, his eyes turned fiery red, and he grinned.

"Zizizi...... (Stinky prodigal, if you disturb my sleep again, two carrots won't save you)!"

Everyone looked back, Emma, the rabbit spirit was angry.

The red rabbit horse broke free of the rope and looked around, but did not find Zhang Tianle's figure.

Everyone looked at the red-eyed rabbit and trembled with fear.

The red rabbit horse held up the wooden sign: "Where is Zhang Tianle, this prodigal goods?"

Without hesitation, White Tea pointed in the direction of the ape's escape.

Without hesitation, the soldiers pointed in the direction of the ape's escape.

The red rabbit horse changed to a wooden sign: "Thank you." ”

"Zizizi...... (Waste, this is not the end of the matter without three carrots today!)" the red rabbit horse roared angrily and chased in the direction of the ape.

Bai Cha's eyes widened: "This rabbit ...... It's so big...... Someone really uses a rabbit as a mount!"

The monkeys returned to Ananda's side and threw Zhang Tianle to the ground.

Zhang Tianle looked at Ananda with a confused expression.

Ananda looked at Zhang Tianle with a confused expression.

The six-armed monkey said proudly: "Princess Baicha has caught it for you, give it to us for dinner!"

Ananda/Zhang Tianle roared: "You caught the wrong one!"

The six-armed monkey bared his teeth: "I don't care, anyway, I caught it according to your requirements, and the food grade can't be lowered!"

The four-armed monkeys nodded vigorously in support of the six-armed monkeys.

Ananda turned his head to look at Zhang Tianle, frowning: "You are dressed like this...... Could it be the rabbit master of the Qilin Pavilion? It turns out that the princess of white tea is also a rabbit master. In short, I can't let others know that our Western Sect is kidnapping the Lord of White Tea and give him to me......"

I heard a roar, and a giant red rabbit fell from the sky: "Carrot...... Wave ...... No carrots can dissolve my anger this time......"

The corners of Zhang Tianle's mouth twitched: "The problem of the red rabbit horse getting up angry has been committed again!"

The six-armed monkey stepped forward and roared at the red rabbit horse: "Whoa!"

"Smack!" the red rabbit horse kicked back with a whirlwind, and directly kicked the six-armed monkey into the sky.

The six-armed monkey spun in the air, turned into a star, and disappeared into the sky.

The four-armed monkeys all rushed towards the red rabbit horse.

The red rabbit horse stands upright, like a sanda, swaying from side to side, jumping back and forth.

The four-armed monkeys swung their fists at the red rabbit horse.

The red rabbit horse shouted: "Oh...... I'm fighting! I'm fighting! I'm fighting...... Hit Beat Beat ......"

The rabbit punches and kicks, but because it is too fast, it turns into a red fist and kick phantom.

All four monkeys were kicked into the sky, turned into stars, and disappeared.

On Ananda's bald head, a cold sweat broke out: "Actually, I just passed by here and wanted to pee!"

The red eyes of the red rabbit horse stared at Ananda.

Ananda clenched his Zen staff with both hands: "Rabbit spirit, come and die!"

"Fuck you!" the red rabbit kicked Ananda in the chest.

Ananda borrowed his strength and fled against the wind.

Zhang Tianle took out a carrot and threw it into the air.

The red rabbit horse jumped up, happily hugged the carrot, landed on the ground, and continued to sleep.

Zhang Tianle chanted a spell to shrink the size of the red rabbit horse and turn it into a palm-sized rabbit.

The red rabbit horse was placed on Zhang Tianle's shoulder.

Zhang Tianle pulled out the ink unicorn, and the sword flew towards the white tea team.

The white tea county lord looked at Zhang Tianle in the air and exclaimed, "Are you okay?"

Zhang Tianle was suspended in the air: "You and I meet, it is fate, I will escort you all the way to Anji City." ”

The county lord of white tea bowed his hand: "Thank you for this senior, dare to ask what the senior is called?"

Zhang Tianle shook his fan lightly: "I'm Zhang Tianle." ”

The corners of the White Tea County Lord's mouth twitched: "That, senior, your outfit, folding fan, headwear, robe, and your big slut's temperament, plus your rabbit mount, I know that you are the rabbit master of Qilin Pavilion, so don't pretend to be Tianle senior." No matter how much you pretend, you don't look like his. ”

Zhang Tianle: "......"

Bai Chajun said rhetorically: "Senior, I know that your purpose is to get close to my father. I would like to advise my seniors, if you die to my father, I will not agree to you being my mother. ”

Zhang Tianle: "......"