Chapter 7: Teasing

"I'm sorry, I'm inconvenient. "I rejected him directly, the relationship was already very bad, and I borrowed money as soon as I opened my mouth, and I was not stupid.

Qian Liexian's expression turned cold at once, and he said, "It's just to borrow some money, you won't be so stingy, right?"

"I really don't, but you are guests from afar, Du Yi said that he would invite you to drink and sing in the evening, and I can pay for this. I said.

Qian Liexian didn't borrow any money, and according to what I know about him, he will leave soon.

Sure enough, he pretended to look at his phone, then stood up and said, "Alas, Yiyi is looking for us, we have to hurry over to help, Chen Liang, go." ”

"Good. Chen Liang also stood up, and when he walked to the door, he suddenly grinned at the rhubarb, and the rhubarb looked at him like a fool.

"Good dog, good dog, that's good. Chen Liang laughed awkwardly, and then followed Qian Liexian towards the Du family.

"Two stupid, fuck. Zheng Kangkang waved his hand and said disdainfully.

I opened my hand, Zheng Kangkang laughed, gave me a bear hug, and said: "You kid is still the same as before, I won't tell you, I also met some friends in college, but they didn't taste like that, I don't know why, Lao Tzu is willing to play with you." ”

"Maybe it's because I needed protection at that time, right? By the way, I heard that you are still pursuing Zhao Ruoxian after graduation?"

Zheng Kangkang sighed, took out his mobile phone, flipped out a dialog box and said, "I sent her a message a few days ago, but she ignored me." ”

I picked up my phone and looked at it, and there were only seven or eight chats on it.

January 1, 1:11 a.m.:

Zheng Kangkang: Goddess, I still like you very much, I want to be with you, I don't know if I have this honor.

January 1, 1:30 a.m.:

Zhao Ruoxian: I'm sorry, Zheng Kangkang, I'm very happy that you can like me, but I already have a boyfriend, and he has a terminal illness, and the doctor said that there is only half a year to live, and I want to accompany him well.

July 1, 1:01 a.m.:

Zheng Kangkang: Is your boyfriend dead?

July 1, 1:01 a.m.:

Zheng Kangkang: Is your boyfriend dead?

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The next few are all the same message, "Is your boyfriend dead?"

"Poof, hahaha......" I dropped my phone and laughed, "You're the devil, aren't you?"

Zheng Kangkang was stunned for a moment and said: "She said that half a year, I waited for half a year before asking, is there anything wrong?"

"Your guy's emotional intelligence is estimated to be unable to catch up with rhubarb, if you don't study sports, you will definitely not be admitted to college. I patted my head and laughed.

Zheng Kangkang looked at me with a puzzled look and asked, "Then what are you laughing at, I have a chance when her boyfriend dies?"

"It's strange to reply to your message, people talk about your boyfriend, obviously looking for an excuse to reject you. I stopped laughing, looked at Zheng Kangkang again, didn't hold back, and laughed again.

Zheng Kangkang said a little anxiously: "Don't laugh, what's so funny, this Zhao Ruoxian is really, if you want to refuse, just refuse, what kind of mountain road eighteen bends." ”

I looked at him and shook my head and said, "Brother, that's all you have in this life, this kind of thing is not suitable for you." ”

"Well, do you have her mobile phone number? I'll call and ask, what does she mean, don't you give me a word?" asked Zheng Kangkang.

I shook my head and said, "No, but I saw her last night, and she looks fine, but the house is a little strict." ”

"Che, did you see her last night? What about dreaming? You taught me, what kind of sleeping position is needed for this kind of dream?" Zheng Kangkang asked very seriously.

I spread my hands: "I don't believe it, eh? No, didn't Du Yi say that he wanted to invite Zhao Ruoxian to come?

Zheng Kangkang shook his head and said, "Yes, I didn't see it, I guess it will be late." ”

I nodded, Zhao Ruoxian herself said last night that she could only come out at night, and it is estimated that she will not come.

"Just so you came, do me a favor. ”

As soon as I finished speaking, the phone rang, and it was Du Yi calling.

"Qin Yi Soul...... You...... Come here, coffin...... The coffin moved. Du Yi's voice was anxious and scared.

"Okay, I'll come over right away, Zheng Kangkang, let's go!" I quickly put away the phone, very puzzled in my heart, how could the coffin move in broad daylight?

Zheng Kangkang asked suspiciously: "What happened? What does Du Yi mean when he said that the coffin moved?"

I closed the door and ran directly towards Du Yi's house, and said, "I don't know, let's take a look first, it may be a corpse." ”

"Corpse...... Is it really fake?" Zheng Kangkang ran to my side and asked in surprise.

I can trust Zheng Kangkang's character, even if he says it, no one will believe it, so I didn't hide it from him, and if I change in advance, I can't do it alone, Zheng Kangkang has to help me.

"Really, I knew that Du Yi's mother would be 100% dead, but I didn't expect it to be so soon. I said as I ran.

Zheng Kangkang paused, quickly pulled his legs and chased after him and asked, "Wait a minute, you mean zombies? Du Yi's mother will become a zombie?"

"Hmm!" I said in a deep voice.

Zheng Kangkang suddenly laughed and said, "Don't tease Lao Qin, what age is this, and zombies?"

"Do you believe me?" I asked seriously.

Zheng Kangkang suppressed his smile and said: "I believe you, but I can't believe what you say, it's too outrageous, I would rather believe that Zhao Ruoxian will agree to be my girlfriend." ”

"Do you also know that Zhao Ruoxian will not agree to you?" I said a word, and I had already run to the vicinity of Du Yi's house.

The courtyard outside was full of people, and there were a lot of people who came to the funeral, and basically the whole village came, and they played cards and chatted, and it didn't look like anything was happening.

Zheng Kangkang and I hurriedly ran to the mourning hall, as soon as I walked to the door, I immediately wanted to get angry, I had told this mourning hall that only Du Yi could be left alone, and now there are seven or eight people standing here, all of them are high school classmates, and that Qian Liexian and Chen Liang are also standing inside.

The reason why I don't let unrelated people enter the mourning hall is because the corpse is easy to hedge with some special people in the corpse transformation, and the bloodline magnetic field of the direct descendants can stabilize the magnetic field of the corpse, so that it can completely sleep during the day.

But I couldn't care so much now, so I came to the coffin as soon as possible.

The coffin rested on the two benches, and it didn't seem to move, but the lid of the coffin was not covered, and it was obviously covered when I left, that is, the coffin really moved, but it didn't move now.

"Except for Du Yi, everyone else went out. I reached out and touched the lid of the coffin and said in a deep voice.

Master walked over and asked, "Soul One, what's wrong?"

I turned my head to look at him and said coldly, "Why don't you look forward to the mourning hall and let so many people in?"

"I can't help it, Miss Du has to let them in, what's wrong?" the master explained.

I turned my head to look at Du Yi and said, "Students, go out for a while, I have to see what's going on." ”

Qian Liexian smiled and said, "Look at you, what do you want us to go out for? You won't dare to look at it, right?" ”

I frowned, looking at Qian Liexian's expression, I knew that he had a ghost in his heart, where can ordinary people not be afraid when they see this situation, but he is not afraid, not only him, but other classmates do not have a fearful expression, even Du Yi is very calm.

These people, have become so bold?

I told them to go out, and they didn't go out, so relaxed expressions, it seemed that they were teasing me, they used to like to tease me when I was in high school, and now that they have graduated for more than a year, these people are still making fun of me.

I held back the anger in my heart, this matter is not a joke, the lid of the coffin is closed and reopened, it is possible to deceive the corpse.

As soon as I wanted to speak, I heard two knocks inside the coffin, I turned around and frowned at the coffin.

It was not a small voice, and they all heard it, but none of them screamed, they were all pretending to be afraid.

I walked to the foot of the coffin, held the coffin lid with both hands, and then slowly pushed it back, and as soon as I pushed it open for ten centimeters, I saw that the feet wearing longevity shoes were moving.

Sure enough, the corpse has changed! It's just that it seems to be very smart, and it knows that it is not good for it to cheat the corpse in broad daylight.

"Get out!" I shouted, very nervous, there were so many people here, the whole village outside, once the news of the corpse was spread, the whole village would fall into panic.

"Hahaha, I'll just say, he's afraid. Qian Liexian said mockingly, and swaggered over, and said: "Don't be afraid, Daoshi, it's nothing, it's just Yiyi's cat inside." ”

He said that he was about to push the lid of the coffin, but my body trembled, this bastard, the ignorant is fearless, this is a big trouble.

I reached out and pressed the lid of the coffin, looked at Du Yi incredulously and asked, "You really put your cat in?"

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