"So you're a failure?"

Lin Xiaolu thought that he would hear some heart-wrenching love story.

Who knew it was actually an unbearable otaku online dating story.

At Lin Xiaolu's request, the two of them were smoking small cigarettes and drinking small wine and talking about the mountains.

Unexpectedly, Lin Xiaolu still looks good when she smokes, if she is given a lady's cigarette and a cheongsam at this time, or Qian Duoduo will not dislike the pair of A.

"I didn't think much about it at first, just to pass the time, but gradually after chatting for a long time, I don't know if it's love or simply getting used to her existence. ”

"She is happy and unhappy, and she is willing to tell me, although I have not met her, I can be sure that I have entered her life, or know her better than the relatives around her, because there are so many inner words, so many little secrets that only the two of us know. ”

"I also gradually noticed my change, I will always wear gummies on me in anticipation of meeting her, and I will find some new jokes every day to make her happy, because she is unhappy I am willing to stay up all night to chat with her. ”

...

"Then why do you say you're so distracted?"

"It's a fact. ”

"But you don't know the girl or would you rather you cheat on her?"

"At first, it was a small topic of kinship, but later, I just felt that I didn't want to lie to her. ”

There was not much left of the box of soju underground, Lin Xiaolu opened the last bottle of soju, took a sip and handed it to Qian Duoduo.

Qian Duoduo glanced at Lin Xiaolu strangely, although he didn't mind kissing you indirectly.

But, will this be sick?

Qian Duoduo thought about it for a while, at this time, it should not stimulate a woman who has drunk alcohol, who knows if there will be a drunken murder incident because he dislikes her?

It wasn't until Qian Duoduo drank it that Lin Xiaolu took back his dissatisfied little eyes, how many people wanted to drink their own bath water, and they were still unwilling.

How can it be like Qian Duoduo, who is always burying himself, this is a black fan, right?

Well, that's right, it should be black powder!

...

"Then why did you delete her?"

Since you are not sure of your heart, why do you want to do such a hurtful thing as deleting people?

Don't you know that a lot of things are a lifetime after you turn around?

"Because I want her to see her heart clearly, I am a rotten person in the relationship, and I give her the choice. ”

"If she adds me back, then I will have the courage to pursue my dreams as well. ”

"If I don't add it, then I can also wander the world with peace of mind. ”

Lin Xiaolu coldly squirted out the word scumbag, knowing that the girl's personality was originally passive, saying that the choice was given to her, it was better to say that Qian Duoduo had no confidence and no courage.

...

"I suddenly envy you. ”

Faced with Lin Xiaolu's sudden sigh, and it was for no reason to sigh, Qian Duoduo still couldn't figure out the cause of the woman for a while.

Without waiting for Qian Duoduo to reply, Lin Xiaolu said it himself:

"You can go through a lot of stories, and I may not even see each other once a month when I am in love, even if the chat is busy, I receive a message from him, and when I turn around, he is busy again!"

"It's said to be in love, I really don't know if it counts, have you ever seen a time since you fell in love, you haven't gone out to play or shop?"

"Every time I meet, I basically eat in a private room, or drink coffee in a small private room in a café, I am also a woman, I also want to go to Nanshan like ordinary girls to hang a couple lock together, I want to go shopping with my boyfriend to eat all kinds of snacks, I want to travel with my boyfriend, and then I put on beautiful clothes, he has a gentle smile. ”

Qian Duoduo took pity on this woman for the first time, although she was just a woman who had drunk, she would still be a naughty and sweet idol when she woke up tomorrow.

After taking this road, you have to go down no matter how difficult it is.

At this time, Qian Duoduo was drunk, and looked at Lin Xiaolu with staring eyes:

"Do you dare to go crazy with me once?"

Lin Xiaolu didn't speak, but his provocative eyes expressed who was afraid of whom all the time.

......

Lin Xiaolu felt that he must be crazy, otherwise he would not have come to Nanshan at 12 o'clock in the evening.

Qian Duoduo also felt that he was crazy, drunk driving, and climbed the mountain with a woman who couldn't walk steadily in the rain.

Lin Xiaolu couldn't stand steadily, holding his waist and panting there, watching the nervous neighbor fiddle with fireworks there.

Qian Duoduo lit a big firework and hurriedly pulled Lin Xiaolu away.

Rainy nights can't stop the fireworks from blooming.

Under the glow of the fireworks, a man and a woman laughed like children.

Qian Duoduo put his hands in the shape of a trumpet and shouted loudly:

"Lin Xiaolu is the most beautiful woman in the world!"

Lin Xiaolu reacted and shouted while learning from Qian Duoduo's model:

"Qian Duoduo is the most handsome man in the world!"

"L Shengji is the man who knows how to cherish the least on the peninsula!"

"Little Lori is the most eyeless woman on the whole peninsula!"

The two of them looked at each other and laughed, and the unexpected visitor, the big brother of the security guard from a distance ran over:

"Who's setting off fireworks here!!"

"Run!"

The two of them didn't care about any demeanor, what damn manners.

The shoes are lost, and they don't want them.

The expensive out-of-print lighter fell to the ground, so I don't want it.

Run, a lot of money, and that woman will add you back.

Run, Lin Xiaolu, happiness may be by your side.

Fortunately, the car was parked not far away, and when the security guard ran over, there was only a burst of laughter and a taillight to record that today was not a dream.

Qian Duoduo opened the car window and faced the wind, blowing away the sorrow and troubles!

Lin Xiaolu looked at the man beside him, thoughtful.

There was a crown billboard on the side of the road, and Qian Duoduo threw the mineral water bottle from the car over.

"We were the best group in the world when we were young!!"

"Our Lin Xiaolu is the most beautiful!"

Until Qian Duoduo wanted to throw out the mobile phone in his hand, Lin Xiaolu hurriedly stopped this madman!

There were a few young people who returned at night on the side of the road, who should be fans of the crown, and chased after Qian Duoduo when they saw his behavior.

Qian Duoduo didn't forget to leave a middle finger outside the car window when he refueled and ran.

The wind came from afar.

"Lin Xiaolu, I love you!"

...

Did you say this, Qian Duoduo didn't admit it when he woke up the next day, but Lin Xiaolu always insisted that Qian Duoduo said it that night.

...

"Wait. ”

Lin Xiaolu shouted at Qian Duoduo to stop and motioned for Qian Duoduo to lean over.

"What's wrong?"

Qian Duoduo was a little puzzled.

"You close your eyes first!"

Qian Duoduo smiled, the standard wall-knocking state.

Ignoring Lin Xiaolu's surprised little eyes, Qian Duoduo kissed it without hesitation, but just touched his lips like a dragonfly.

"This kind of thing should be done by men. ”

"That's not what I meant!" Lin Xiaolu wiped his lips angrily and shyly, and angrily opened the door of his house and locked it in an instant.

Lin Xiaolu leaned against the door a little nervously, her little heart beating wildly.

Wake up, Lin Xiaolu, you are a woman with a boyfriend.

You can't be distracted by momentary emotions.

Qian Duoduo shook his head amusedly, and there was still a small aftertaste when he got home.

To be sure, even if a beautiful woman drinks too much wine, her breath will not be fragrant.

...

Lin Xiaolu was lying on the bed and received a text message from Qian Duoduo:

Men are all bastards, and the peninsula is the first scumbag.

Is this a warning to keep me away from you?

A self-proclaimed amorous man, huh.