Chapter 302: Your Kidneys Are Weak

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This skill is awesome!

Chen Feng almost sat up from the bed in excitement.

Chinese medicine!

Based on the five elements of yin and yang, through the method of looking, hearing, asking, cutting and combining the four diagnoses and references, and by analyzing the changes in the five internal organs, meridians and joints, qi, blood and fluid in the human body, the name of the disease is derived.

Chen Feng closed his eyes.

Suddenly, a series of professional knowledge about Chinese medicine surged into my mind like a tide.

Traditional Chinese medicine, acupuncture, massage, massage, cupping, qigong and diet therapy and other treatment methods are all clear in the chest.

When he opened his eyes again, Chen Feng's black pupils flashed with elite light.

He hooked his lips lightly, affectionately as if Hua Tuo was alive!

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Early the next morning, Chen Feng drove to Rongcheng University for classes.

After finishing the morning course, in the afternoon, he decided to go to the herb market to buy some Chinese herbs and make a few sachets to calm the nerves and promote sleep.

Of course, it is also essential to buy medicinal materials that regulate qi and blood and beaustify the skin.

Chen Feng thought of the cities he had seen before, and after the protagonist obtained medical skills, he would bring a set of silver needles on his body.

Once someone faints on the ground, he pulls out a needle to help, very pretending, very cool.

Therefore, silver needles also need to be bought.

Thinking so, the car had already stopped in the parking lot near the Chinese herbal medicine market.

Getting out of the car, Chen Feng took steps and leisurely walked around the market.

It is the largest Chinese herbal medicine market in the whole city, and it is also the top three Chinese herbal medicine distribution centers and price formation centers in the Jiangnan region.

The buildings on both sides of the street still retain their traditional antique flavor, and when you walk along the road, you can smell the medicinal aroma of various Chinese herbs mixed together.

In addition to the scattered shops on both sides of the street, there is also a building dedicated to the centralized management of Chinese herbal medicine purchases.

In addition to selling various Chinese herbal medicines, there are also shops selling medical equipment and medical books, and there are also three or four medical centers.

"Young man, I see that your Yin Tang is black, your eyes are blank, and your spirit is scattered, this is your body sending you a signal of danger!" said to Chen Feng with an old man who had set up a small stall with his white beard.

Chen Feng chuckled lightly and pretended to be curious and asked, "Uncle, then you can tell me, what kind of dangerous method is my body?"

"Hmm......" the old man beckoned to Chen Feng, "You come closer, let me take a good look." ”

Chen Feng felt that this old man had some meaning, so he walked up to him and squatted down.

"The mouth opens, opens wide, yesβ€”" the old man half-narrowed his eyes, "the tongue sticks out. ”

Chen Feng did so and stuck out his tongue.

"Hmm......" The old man looked at it carefully for a few seconds, shook his head, and sighed: "Lips and tongue are burnt, young people, hey, dangerous, very dangerous!"

Seeing that the old man was playing tricks, Chen Feng pretended to be curious and continued to ask, "Uncle, what kind of illness do I have?"

"You're here, you've got-"

The old man opened his eyes, looked at Chen Feng, and replied seriously, "Kidney deficiency!"

Chen Feng was amused by the old man's ability to talk nonsense.

Just kidding, even if a man all over the world has kidney deficiency, he can't have kidney deficiency!

If he had a weak kidney, it would be impossible for Su Xinyue and Bella to cry and cry and beg to be spared.

Their strong reaction has proved very clearly that not only is he not deficient, but also very strong in that regard!

The old man saw Chen Feng grinning at the corners of his mouth, and snorted coldly: "I see that you are young, and you are already in a deep kidney deficiency crisis, you have no sense of crisis, and you can still laugh!"

Chen Feng put away his smile and pretended to be scared and asked, "Uncle, then what level do you think you should reach to be considered not kidney deficiency?"

The old man stroked his beard, shook his head, and said proudly: "You are asking the right person about this, I have practiced medicine all my life and helped countless people cure kidney deficiency." ”

"Let me briefly say that, according to my years of research, the average time for Chinese men to do that kind of thing is between 4 and 15 minutes, which is normal. ”

"A few can reach 20 minutes, or even more than 30 minutes. ”

Chen Feng smiled and asked, "Uncle, since you said that I am kidney deficiency, how long do you think I can last?"

The old man looked Chen Feng up and down, squinted his eyes, and asked questioningly: "I see that you are single and have no surname life, so I can't judge!"

"you. Chen Feng raised his handsome face, "I'm so handsome, isn't it normal to have one?"

"If you insist on saying you have-"

The white-bearded old man made an embarrassed expression and raised three fingers at Chen Feng: "Then I will conclude that you will only be at the level of three minutes at most." ”

Chen Feng smiled and asked, "Are you serious?"

"That's three and a half minutes, and it's impossible to go more than four minutes, and I'm pretty accurate in that regard. The old man said confidently.

Chen Feng stood up and smiled harmlessly.

"Uncle, then you can be regarded as blind this time. ”

Chen Feng held up a finger and said proudly: "I usually use this number as the bottom!"

The white-bearded old man raised his head and glanced at Chen Feng, and opened his mouth wide in surprise: "It's only been a minute?"

"It's an hour!" Chen Feng corrected.

"Cut, bragging!" the old man clearly did not believe.

At this time, there were already many people on the side.

"Young man, don't believe what this old man says, he will talk nonsense all day long, and he will be pitying people in this area. ”

"He looked at everyone and said that he was suffering from kidney deficiency, and the people I worked on for an hour and a half were bought by him several pairs of big tonics. ”

"Brother, take the liberty of asking, does that big tonic really have an effect?"

"It's expensive to death, and the effect is there, that is, it shortens my time from half an hour to three seconds now, and my wife has been divorced from me for half a year!"

"Damn, this is too miserable, isn't it?"

"I heard that this old man has a delusion, and he fantasizes about other men all day long, and the dean who was hospitalized at that time did not recommend letting him out. ”

The white-bearded old man saw that everyone was pointing at him, and his temper gradually became irritable.

He stood up, pointed at them and shouted, "You all have kidney deficiency, you have, you have, and you, you are the worst!"

"Neurotic!"

"There's something wrong with the brain. ”

"I must have been abandoned by my children, so I am not mentally normal. ”

"I suspect that other people have kidney deficiency all day long, and it may be that his wife laughs at him, causing him to have a serious psychological shadow. ”

Everyone laughed, decided not to pay attention to the old man, and the laughter dispersed.

"You're the insane!"

The white-bearded old man scolded, his eyes suddenly round.

He pointed at a man passing behind Chen Feng and shouted, "Kidney deficiency, kidney deficiency!"