036 Uncle Shi, are you peeing your pants?
Liu Zhendong's soul is stable, but the situation is still very bad, fortunately he is followed by Ying Zi, otherwise, Liu Zhendong will really become a vegetative person, even if he is lucky to wake up, I am afraid that he will be paralyzed for life, and he can only be accompanied by a wheelchair for the rest of his life.
This is also the reason why whether it is practicing martial arts or cultivating the truth, you need an orthodox teacher, without a master to keep an eye on you, it is very easy to have an accident if you practice blindly.
Liu Zhendong didn't know anything, and was still immersed in the illusion of practicing swords, until he was kicked by Yingzi in the illusion, Liu Zhendong walked out of the illusion and returned to the real world.
Liu Zhendong's first feeling when he woke up was that his chest was extremely painful, and his head was stabbing and unbearable, resulting in weakness.
Then he found that he was naked with his upper body, Liu Zhendong felt half cold in his heart, and found that there seemed to be a problem with his pants.
Liu Zhendong pointed at Ying Zi with some trembling and said, "No, don't I just stink a few words in the martial arts hall, as for treating me like this." ”
Ying Zi frowned and said, "What are you talking about?"
Liu Zhendong picked up his clothes, walked back tremblingly, leaned weakly on the small tree, and said: "You are too ruthless, you have done this kind of death to me in broad daylight, and there is no humanity! There is no law!"
Ying Zi snorted and said: "You are sick, and don't you say that you are talented, I see that you are indeed talented, I don't know what to put in your head, just practice a sword, practice to the point of going crazy, if it weren't for me on the side, you would be cold!"
Liu Zhendong sighed and said: "It's impossible, I was practicing my sword and was getting up, and you suddenly kicked me away, and then I woke up like this, you told me that I went crazy in practice, why don't I believe it." ”
Ying Zi said coldly: "Believe it or not, I am kind to be a donkey's liver and lungs, I knew that I wouldn't have saved you just now." ”
Liu Zhendong pointed to his pants and said, "Then what is the explanation for this?"
Ying Zi waved his hand in disgust and said: "How do I know what's going on, I said that you have kidney deficiency, you still don't admit it, after the soul is lost, the innate qi is chaotic, resulting in the return of the spirit, as for why this is happening, you should reflect on your private life." ”
Liu Zhendong said very angrily: "Reflect on your private life! It's obviously you! Forget it, don't talk about it, it's better to count me at a loss." ”
Ying Zi's face turned red and said, "Stinky rascal! It's like I'm taking advantage of you! Dog scumbag, I don't know how chaotic my private life is. ”
In fact, Ying Zi really blamed Liu Zhendong, Liu Zhendong's body was already weak, mainly due to two dark injuries, the injuries caused by the soul chasing nail have basically healed, but the injuries caused by the whip have still not fully recovered, this time again and again, it naturally led to the return of the spirit, resulting in the current embarrassing situation.
After Liu Zhendong put on his clothes, he said, "I said, can you help the wounded?"
Ying Zi reluctantly helped Liu Zhendong up, and the two began to walk towards the door, Liu Zhendong was in a coma for a long time this time, the sky was gradually darkening, and many people left from the west one after another.
Because Liu Zhendong's current appearance is extremely bad, Liu Zhendong chose to leave from the East Gate, and happened to meet Zhao Lin from the martial arts hall.
Zhao Lin was unsure at first, but it wasn't until he saw Liu Zhendong's little face up close that Zhao Lin knew that he didn't recognize the wrong person, but Liu Zhendong's outfit.
Zhao Lin's gaze inquired about some kind of information from Liu Zhendong's pale face, mud-filled clothes, and weak legs, especially Liu Zhendong's pants, which seemed to be a little wrong in color.
Zhao Lin's gaze was very strange, and he asked with a puzzled expression, "Uncle Shi, who are you?"
Liu Zhendong was also startled when he saw Zhao Lin, but he didn't expect to meet an acquaintance here, Liu Zhendong lowered his voice and said: "There was a little accident during this practice, it doesn't get in the way, you can recover after a rest." ”
Zhao Lin looked at Liu Zhendong with a look that I understood: "Uncle Shi, then you have a good rest, by the way, where is the curator's unique medicinal wine, it seems to have a certain effect on that aspect, do you want Lin'er to take a few bottles and put them in Uncle Shi's office tomorrow?"
Liu Zhendong frowned and said, "No need, it's just a general bruise, and there is no need to waste medicinal wine." ”
Zhao Lin whispered: "It's ten whips of wine, are you sure Uncle doesn't want a little?" Don't worry, at most, you and I plus the curator know about this matter, and no one else will know about it." ”
Liu Zhendong hurriedly said: "No need, no need, why are you stunned, Yingzi, hurry up and help me go." ”
Ying Zi held back a smile and said, "I don't think your uncle can do well with a few bottles, if you want to take it, you'd better put a few more boxes." ”
Ying Zi said meaningfully: "Your uncle's body is comparable to Sister Lin, and he can't help but be weak." ”
Zhao Lin glanced at Ying Zi's exaggerated costume, and thought in his heart that this can't be all blamed on Uncle Shi, you are the main factor.
Liu Zhendong limped away in the east gate with a slight embarrassment, and Zhao Lin shook his head and left the western body.
After returning to the dormitory assigned by the company, Liu Zhendong felt that he had taken a shower, changed into clean clothes, and then began to run the Heart Purification Mantra.
Ying Zi naturally opened the refrigerator, and then frowned, because there were no ingredients in the refrigerator, just when Ahri returned from school, Ying Zi instructed Ahri to go to the supermarket to buy ingredients.
Here Yingzi and Ahri are talking and laughing and eating a big meal, Liu Zhendong is still running the heart purification mantra in the bedroom, I don't know if it is the reason for being hungry, or smelling the aroma of the food, Liu Zhendong has not finished running for a week, so he quit the inner view state in advance.
Liu Zhendong leaned weakly against the wall and walked to the living room, Ahri asked curiously, "What's the matter?"
Ying Zi took a sip of soup and said, "Our genius boy Liu Zhendong accidentally practiced his qi when he practiced swordsmanship in the afternoon. ”
Ahri snorted lightly and asked, "Liu Zhendong, you don't want to practice the martial arts, what kind of sword do you go to practice, do you say you are cheap." ”
Liu Zhendong said weakly: "Okay, okay, okay, I'm cheap, can that Yingzi fry two dishes for me, I'm really hungry and can't walk." ”
Ying Zi snorted coldly and said, "Yo, how did our genius boy become so weak." ”
Liu Zhendong sat on the sofa and said, "You don't know how I got like this? ”
Ying Zi was about to fight, Liu Zhendong looked at Ying Zi with a loveless expression, looked at Ying Zi and said: "Please, my aunt and grandmother will go to stir-fry first, when I finish eating, are you cleaning up me, you are also my special protection, didn't you also say it, you are entrusted with loyalty." You're an angel in white, you can't die without help. ”
Ying Zi stood up and said impatiently: "Okay, shut up! It's so weak to say, but as soon as you open your mouth, it's one set after another, and I can't fry you." ”
Liu Zhendong hurriedly thanked Ying Zi for his 'life-saving' grace, Ahri was still reminiscing about the words just now, what is called pants have not been washed, could it be that the two of them did some ulterior secrets in the afternoon.
Ahri took advantage of Ying Zi to fry in the kitchen, and when Liu Zhendong was resting on the sofa with his eyes closed, he tiptoed into the toilet and found wet pants at a glance.
Ahri sighed lightly, withdrew, and said disgustingly: "Liu Zhendong, how old are you, and you still pee your pants." ”
Liu Zhendong opened his eyes and said, "You can't blame me, the most important thing is to ask Yingzi." ”
Ahri got into the kitchen when he heard it, and he had to give Ying Zi a hand, in fact, Ying Zi needed Ahri to help, and Ahri just insisted on talking.
Ahri pestered Ying Zi and said, "Shuangshuang, what happened in the afternoon? Why are Liu Zhendong's pants wet." ”
Ying Zi slashed the kitchen knife on the board and said: "What are you looking for me to do about Liu Zhendong peeing his pants, you go and ask him, my own problem depends on me, let me tell you that this kid is a scumbag, I don't know how many people have been harmed, you have to be careful." ”
Ahri gasped and said, "Shuangshuang, you mean?"
Ying Zi pursed her lips and nodded vigorously, Ahri had a disgusted expression, and said: "I didn't expect it, it looks quite serious on the surface, but behind the scenes, it is actually this virtue, when I went to a nightclub, I pretended not to drink, and it turned out to be a top student who graduated from the acting department for a long time, and I was deceived." ”