Chapter 176: Immortals are difficult to understand the love of mortals
After three hundred rounds of fighting, it was still difficult to distinguish between you and me, and in the end, both of them were out of breath, and it was obvious that neither of them could subdue the other.
At this time, the white bone lady realized Su Xian's existence, and she suddenly turned her head to look at Su Xian: "Help me kill her, I will make you an earth immortal now, and you will know who Deng Mei is." ”
"Su Xian, don't! You know who Deng Mei is, you will die, you believe me!"
"Su Xian, have you forgotten how the old lady made you die yesterday?" said the white bone lady with a sudden evil smile.
Su Xian hurriedly took a gun and pointed it at the Sisi Fairy: "In order not to be banned by this world, it's hard for you!"
Fairy Sisi was speechless at the time, this rule could not be broken, she simply closed her eyes: "If you insist on becoming an evil believer, then you can kill me." ”
After hearing this, Su Xian turned the gun to the white bone lady again: "I'm sorry, it's not advisable to promote violence." ”
"Su Xian, how was Bai Jia's figure yesterday, didn't you see it all? Do you want to reintroduce it to you now?"
Su Xian closed his eyes and readjusted the head of the gun: "Please, eldest sister, don't struggle anymore, give the younger brother a way to live!"
"Well, she's sharper-tongued, I don't mean her! But please don't forget, I saw you in the car, you're doing..." Fairy Sisi saw that it was still that kind of topic, so she quickly changed her topic.
"Well, that's not something I can control, Bone Lady. I don't want that either. Su Xian transferred the tip of the gun again.
"Su Xian, please call me the Queen, I will stretch out my feet for you to kiss!" The white bone lady stretched out a pair of very beautiful feet, and then pulled her trouser legs.
"This..." Su Xian was about to hesitate, but at this time, Fairy Sisi directly opened the live broadcast: "Let's learn cat meow together, meow together!
"Look, it's still high-tech!" said that it was too late, it was too fast, Su Xian shot the head of the white bone lady, and the original spirit of the white bone lady quickly escaped.
The White Bone Niangniang cursed in mid-air as she fled: "Su Xian, I will let you repay the humiliation I suffered during the day today, and I will let you repay it at night." ”
"It's night, at least Lao Tzu now admires the big beauty next to me. Su Xian said with a smile, and then she slowly approached the Sisi Fairy: "Idol, let me show my face too." ”
Fairy Sisi gently pushed Su Xian away: "The old lady is a very fond woman, and she only loves Tai Bai Xing alone, please be respectful to me." ”
"Look at your short figure, eldest sister!Can we be normal, you are 1.75 meters, I look at me and I feel good!" Su Xian waved his hand and said a little angrily.
"One meter seventy-five, right? Come on, time and space distorted!" However, this is not the Sisi Fairy method, but the beauty function of the camera has been adjusted, so that as soon as you do it, the long legs and the bee waist will come out.
Su Xian glanced at the Sisi Fairy: "If you do this again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kidnap you now." Lao Tzu let you have no food for seven days and seven nights, and Lao Tzu made you have to lose weight. Did you know that there is a national goddess in South Korea named Lee Sung-min?"
"I don't know. Fairy Sisi shook her head idiotically.
"Look at the big fat girl who used to be a big fat girl, and now she has lost weight, you look at the figure, the breasts, the long legs, the face, that..." Su Xian became more and more energetic the more he spoke.
"Big brother, tell me what kind of taste you have, big brother!" Fairy Sisi glanced at Su Xian: "You are too similar to that dead ghost of Tai Bai Xing, no wonder he would choose you." When I mention the white bone lady, I drool, isn't the old lady a little shorter and a little fater? ”
"That can't be said like that. Do you know how a true love saint should flirt with a girl?" asked Su Xian.
"I don't know!" Fairy Sisi shook her head like an idiot. "You first have to tell me what you do, how much money you have, and then you just have to ask her two questions. Su Xian said mysteriously.
"Which two questions?" asked the Sisi Fairy quickly. "One is that I have enough money to support you, and the second is that do you think I am worthy of supporting you?" Su Xian said seriously.
"I still don't understand!" said Fairy Sisi shook her head earnestly. "This is when you tell you your social value and personal value, you give yourself a clear price and put it on the market to sell! This is called the Love Saint!" Su Xian said.
"Oh, I see, you mean you leave the choice to someone else?" asked the Fairy Sisi after a moment's thought.
"yes, that's probably something I came up with in a moment of excitement. But it's like those scammers engaging in fraud, offering possible conditions to a large number of people, and then they Jiang Taigong will take the bait. Even if he is a love saint, it is impossible for him to say that every woman likes him. Su Xian said.
"Fart, I'll tell you you're farting, Su Xian!" Fairy Sisi couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth: "Too platinum, every fairy of ours likes it, how handsome!
After speaking, the Sisi Fairy also grimaced at Su Xian. Sure enough, this little mushroom head still has a hand in selling cuteness and coquettishness.
"All personalities, tolerance is fake, only value is eternal. And whether you are handsome or not, whether you are beautiful or not is the first impression, you can only try your best to do a good job. There is really no way to do it without an eye. Su Xian said.
"That's what you want to find a wife, you stinky straight man! If you want to fall in love, or just want to be like that or something, you won't let me say it anyway, and you'll scare people away if you say that. Do you know?" asked the Fairy Sisi rhetorically.
"So it's very important to be strong, dear! I'm an online anchor now, for example, if you're a big anchor, of course I can keep secretly sending autumn waves to you, or even like that or what! What is this called, the gap in strength, do you understand?" Sisi Fairy saw that Su Xian still didn't understand, so she continued to explain.
"Then according to what you say, why do people have high emotional intelligence and flirt with girls?" Su Xian was a little angry, so he asked rhetorically.
"Don't listen to the nonsense of those so-called success masters, even the most talkative person in love is unlikely to succeed in front of a child mistress. After all, why, because people have to have a foundation to live, isn't it?" said the Sisi Fairy as a matter of course.
But when she said this, Sisi Fairy felt that something was wrong, as if the gods were immortal, and they didn't need to think about what they had to have a foundation in life, because they didn't have to worry about eating, drinking, or even giving birth to a baby.
"So, what are you going to say?" Su Xian suddenly asked. "Oh no, I seem to have been taken too deeply by you. In fact, if the immortals are looking for a Taoist couple, they don't think about this, they just eat the appearance! The appearance is hard currency, hey, to tell you, you don't know anything at most!"
"You can't eat your appearance for a lifetime, especially when you get old. On the contrary, it is strength and the value brought by money that can last for a long time. You are an immortal, you can't understand it, but I'm still a mortal at least for now, and I understand it very deeply. Su Xian thought for a while and said.
"Hahaha, Su Xian, you are really a very interesting mortal, do you know?In comparison, you are much more interesting than that stinky old man of Tai Bai Xing!" said Fairy Sisi with a pout.
Su Xian said disapprerovingly: "Well, your figure is still quite compatible with Tai Bai Xing, I'm serious." If I were a fairy, maybe I would only look at my appearance. After saying that, Su Xian laughed.
"Su Xian, you are looking for death!" As she spoke, the Sisi Fairy was about to draw her sword and cut him, at this time, the white jade phoenix screamed, and someone came, it turned out to be Deng Mei.
Deng Mei's aura instantly spread all over here, only she was the only one here with seemingly endless coercion, and Su Xian thought that he had never seen such a domineering Deng Mei. At least Deng Mei was still extremely docile in front of him before.
"Wife, are you here?" Su Xian smiled, and then slowly walked towards Deng Mei.
Deng Mei glared at him, and then she suddenly turned her head and looked in the direction of the Sisi Fairy, the Sisi Fairy was obviously a transparent person! Then the Sisi Fairy couldn't move at all, and her legs were shaking constantly when she stood there.